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coogar: most of the free kicks went in via deflections. lampard won't be in the top 30 of all free kick takers in the last decade. so he wasn't a specialist, just a fortunate prïck.

Oh Really?

He was just fortunate to keep deflecting the ball into the net so consistently abi? Call him a deflection specialist then.

scholes is the best english midfielder since gascoigne. nobody would argue otherwise except chelsea fans.

Lampard is the best English midfielder ever! Gascoigne ko, Waternote ni...

All hail King Lampard the dapper don!!!

https://futnsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Lampard.png

Besides, how can you be a patriotic Nigerian and support a club whose players engage in this kind of illegal activity?

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/285x214/169982_1.jpg

If this was at Onikan stadium, they would have been arrested immediately after the game

coogar: awoof free-kicks nko?
we should not discount that? there's no football fan on earth that would put scholes & lampard on the same level - apart from chelsea fans.

xavi - the best midfielder of this generation feels scholes is the best in the past 20 years & you are mentioning lampard. lampard ko, rampant ni.

What is an awoof freekick?

Lampard has to score a dead ball with 5 6ft tall men stood only 10 yards in front of him.

Is it easy?

Is it not a testament to his skill and greatness?

Why didn't albino do the same?

"Lampard has been unbelievable," said Ferguson. "I don't think a midfield player will be able to do that figure again. It's quite phenomenal.

"Like Bryan Robson, he has had a great knack of timing his runs into the box at the right time. John Wark was another one at Ipswich.

"The other things is I can't remember Lampard ever being injured. When he's not been playing it's because they thought he was past it.

"The guy has had a great career. I must say we looked at him when he was at West Ham as a young player and I maybe regret not having done it.

"Where else could I get 200 goals?"

Lampard is a dapper don.


Poor Scholes is just lucky he wasn't born in Tanzania where they use albinos for rituals

coogar: scholes' left foot alone is better than lampard & he doesn't use that part of his body often. scholes is the truth - the only thing lampard has are goals/assists & 80% of them are from set plays)

didn't lampard score about 50 league goals via penalty for chelsea? another 50 for england. then you have about 100 league goals from freekicks.....

Tahhhhhhhh

Mechionu there...

Remove Lamps Pens and he still comfortably outscores the albino.


Lampard >>>>>>>>>>> Scholes

coogar: 93% - Lampard
92.5% - Scholes
65% - gerrard

Fixed

chrisley024: Lampard has more goals and asissts than Xavi.

How can Lampard have more assists than Xavi? Bros small small na?

Abeg can you guys use the beat to Jay-Z's 'U don't Know'?

I listened to Ibime's Maestro 2 nights ago, and his flow on that track was reminiscent of old school New York.

IMO that is one of Jigga's best ever instrumentals, and I would love to hear Ibime flow on it...

Lampard had more goals and assist than 'Poor Scholes' sha....

And the albino couldn't tackle either...


Lampard>>>>>>>>>>Scholes

Reiyvinn: LMFAO!! Tell that Jesus to heal the Ebola victims. That'll be a lot better.

I'm not angry with God (of course he does not exist). I am angry that we nigerians can't see through all these trickery and mythology dominating our brainwashed minds.

"God protect us from this disease"

why did he let it happen in the first place. You say it was Adam's fault, bullshit! Why did he create the Tree? What was the purpose? Why did he create Lucifer knowing that he'd eventually sin and make man sin??

Even though all these things are myths, they show idiotic the god fallacy is.

Repent before it is too late

Reiyvinn: creator

Hahahaha what creator?

Buddha, Yahweh, Allah, Olodumare, Sugmad!? Who??

Tell your stupid creator to answer!

Oh, he does not exist. I see.

He is just an imagination, just an idea, a fallacy written down in books.

Where those sttuuppid pastors of yours? Let them come and lay hands nah. Foolish God.

Jesus please heal this man of the pain and anger he is carrying...

Reiyvinn: Shut the furck up! I don't need any Jesus. If Jesus were true, those victims are the ones that need Jesus. Where is he? Nowhere.

God does not exist, think!

You need Jesus in your life. May he forgive you

Reiyvinn: I was expecting God to come down from heaven and strike me for sinning against the useless holy spirit. What do I see?

Another bigoted, idiotic fella who feels after defending a stupppid imaginary monster will inherit a New York City in outta space. Furck!! Is that how dead your stupppid god is? You must speak for his ratass before he gets a point Adam and Eve, yet another imagination and silly fairytale, even underscore the failure of Jehovah, Yahweh, Allah (whatever his stupid name is).

Why did you say "God will only protect his followers from the ebola virus"?

Of course your useless pastors even fear for their lives. Their god is a failure!! YOUR god is a failure..... Snap! He doesn't exist btw.

You need Jesus in your life

armadeo: *** in Riley Freeman's voice***

This was a nigga moment.

I dey tell you bruv.

That's the Nigga Moment Equation right there!

"Alcohol + Niggas + Bittches = Violence"

-Pythagoras, 1672

Na this same polio dey spit invectives now abi?

This same pest wey dey troll all the non-arsenal boards last season?

Walahi God go punish you.

Oloshi Omo

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How much be Al Ahli jersey bros?

I also need Asec Mimosa jersey

Abeg talk better price o...

LarryBeryl: You mean visitation from friends and famz, Owambe parties, Conductor chants, can be found in this London market of urs?... Don't let us fool ourselves.... One will def miss home

If that's what you miss, then good for you sir.

PvtParts: Must you display your CNN inspired reasoning and logic?

Bobbyjay001: Including the agberos and price hagging?

Enter those areas and see for yourself.

ChristineC: Lol funny
United are going to win the league this season

Not just the league, but next year's election as well...

Mscheew

Lmao

Everything you listed can be experienced in Peckham and Dalston market in London

I personally miss nothing from Nigeria. I grew up in the ghettos of Lagos. As soon as I got the chance to leave, I didn't even think twice.

The Jews and the Arabs really need to wipe themselves out to the last man. That would be a fitting end to the slave raiding bastards who enslaved so many niggers physically and mentally.

The Gaza war must continue for that purpose.

That being said, I do believe that there is definitely a secret side to this conflict that very few might be aware of.

Over the last two thousand years, the Assyrians, Romans, Greeks, Egyptians, Persians, Turks, English, French, the Catholic Church, Arabs and Jews have fought over these very lands.

I do believe that there is a hidden prize buried deep within Jerusalem and the surrounding areas, a hidden prize that many Great Civilisations have fought to find and possess. I just don't know what it is.

ogaju007: I get your point jo... everybody believes there is a purpose for their actions. so the 2 sides have a right to defend themselves but if they think deep, dem dey fight over nothing.

Dude....

You just kill am!!!

Barman give this man 2 bottles abeg...

GodMode: When u learn how to use your brain to read and comprehend.... U'll understand..

Answer the question you dullard

You are disgrace to everyone who has remotely had a hand in your education, including the driver of the danfo you hopped on daily, and the woman who sold you akara on your lunch break.

You quoted me to say spew your crap, and unsurprisingly cannot defend your uninspired assertion

GodMode: Its either you're under age and should not have access to the web or you lack basic comprehension skills and reasoning.

You are a paramount dullard

Can you please tell me WHY malaria that has easily accessible over the counter drugs, has killed millions more people than Ebola which has NO CURE within the same time frame?

In 2012 alone, there were over 600000 deaths attributed to Malaria alone....Ebola has killed less than 5000 since 1976

GodMode: You need to read this again....

I have seen more intelligent apes at the zoo than yourself.

Are you telling me that Ebola is easier to manage than Malaria?

GodMode: ignorant ediot like u doesn't even know that I'm manipulating your dull brain... if you can read and understand "comprehensively".. you'll notice I answered your "simple question"... but since you can't handle my manipulative skills.... you're worse than a dullard..

Manipulative skills? Hahahaha

You are the dullest person in the universe.

In plain and simple English, why is the infection rate for Ebola far lower than Malaria in the same time?

GodMode: you speak ignorantly cos u don't you don't understand how virus spreads... malaria kills faster cos of lack of treatment and its not contagious... Ebola is contagious but patients are quarantined immediately..

now imagine a person not knowing if he/she has ebola and is walking around freely....

The words of a dullard.

Malaria is easily treatable and drugs are very easily available

Ebola has NO CURE.

Why has malaria killed more people than Ebola in the same time frame?

GodMode: you speak ignorantly cos u don't you don't understand how virus spreads... malaria kills faster cos of lack of treatment and its not contagious... Ebola is contagious but patients are quarantined immediately..

now imagine a person not knowing if he/she has ebola and is walking around freely....

You are a dullard.

Answer the simple question.

Why does Ebola have such low number of deaths ascribed to it compared to Malaria within the same time period?

Especially when malaria is treatable with easily accessible drugs, and does not require patient quarantine?

GodMode: stop speaking ignorantly.... Anyone that has watch a Zombie film "INTELLECTUALLY"... knows that its very easy for a virus to kill.. and its very easy for people to pass it to one another..

right now 90% of anyone that has ebola should be considered a "WALKING DEAD" especially if the person in Africa.

How have I spoken ignorantly you dullard?

Considering the fact that Ebola had no cure, how come the mortality rate remains so low since it was 1st announced around 40 years ago?

Statistically Ebola is not that much of a threat.
Millions of people have died of Malaria since the 1st published Ebola outbreak in the seventies....

Ebola has killed under 5000 people globally in the same time period..