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We might be able to sack hodgson in two weeks time.

Hazard and Morata to do the damage.

lmao palace don dey chop am already.

muthafucking jones starts...after jose made me sell him...for a muthafucking hit

this portuguese muthafucka and his muthafucking lies though...

muthafuck!

Harry Kane has scored 7 goals in the last 7 days.

Craig David.

Griffon:
Hehe. And the Hud's manager can't even do a bit of Steve Murphy there. Weyrey DEA agent

I swear that guy dey craze

JayKayMaybachz:
What stopped you?

My phone is upstairs charging and I was too lazy to go get it.

diggz:
Of course not, bcuz it is usually tighter compared to the akpere showing these smaller teams can drop most times.


Alli......

Kane no dey look face o.

He dey net against anybody

This huddersfield fools deserve to be relegated

JayKayMaybachz:
✔ ✔ It's already ugly bro. Fvck it!!

Huddersfield dey fvck up over

over 2.5 goals at 2/1 odds just before the match.

I should have taken that...

BTW does anybody lowkey think that Pochettino belongs on the cast of Narcos?

Chubby Latino rocking gold chain and a tracksuit - man looks like the son of Pablo

Omo this could get ugly very quickly

WTF Kane!

see kane o

Pass ball

This mouth breathing boy dey vex o.

sharp sharp shotting

Elnino4ladies:
Pep Guardiola on Man United: "I see Chelsea, I see Tottenham - they like to play but at Manchester United you have the second balls."

Zing!

Long ball United.

Cobhams suppose deliver this mail to the original Portuguese owner

bigkesh:
Get understanding and knowledge, and along with it get manners.

How is Tolisso underperforming for Bayern

Of Course our resident Puma ambassador(Nihijump) jumped into conclusion like an insecure side chick.

John bull my son, I sent you to school, you don't know how to spell your name.

The guy asked for people that rated Tolisso over Bakayoko, and I mentioned your name...you say na 'jump to conclusion'

Make sure you learn how to use English phrases before you leave full time education bro, before we hear say you thief clock from seminary cos God's time is the best

MorataFC:
how possible is this?
https://www.nairaland.com/4086500/barcelona-could-join-premier-league

They should make them start from the Championship and gain promotion.

I want to see what Messi would look like after facing waves of technically limited, but evil minded English DMs kicking shege out of his shins every weekend.

BlueAngel444:
Tomorrow's game is between Chris and John, Andreas and Stones.

Meanwhile, Breaking News.

Am getting a report now, Chelseafan1, that Tolisso that was hyped in this thread to mock Bakayoko and label Chelsea board fools is under performing in BurntDownLeague.

The police with the help of Cobhams (CEVS does not get their hands dirty ) will be digging out and finding those chelsea fans that rated Tolisso more than Bakayoko.

Few suscepts include: Airmark, Diggz, Raumdeuter, even the missing CEO Griffon etc.

Aided by the commander in chief of scout forces, the godfather of integration, and the TI-styled King of the SouthYouth

Dr Bigk.....

*Gunshot sound*


The moniker known as nihilist is dead - from an unfortunate accident with a blender, 2 wraps of fufu, and his testicles. We will be controlling this account from now on.

The name nihilist was about to mention before meeting his demise was BigKevin.

BigKevin.

Singapore1:
Man city current forward can't stand the pressure of our defense be it sane Jesus sterling.. Only Aguero can... However what I fear most is man city midfield
Silver and KDB... I'm scared

I'm not. We beat these guys home and away last season.

City will attack. We will see enough space. Otamendi is a very weak link. I think kompany is still unfit sef.

Hazard should just hunt that Otamendi down all game

Aguero out, and City still pose a formidable threat.

Sheikh dey vex o.

Moses needs to kick the living daylights out Sanes ankles.

Let us all blame coefficient.

Where's Dr afrodoc2?

VivaLaByke:
A man with 3 UCL assists in 79starts for Madrid GOAT.





LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

Ororo is a God.


He doesn't work for mere mortals. They work for him.

Na wa for the owner of this site o.

So barebäck is a censored word but pussy isnt?

Fück.

Ibime:
She is stewpid no doubt. I would not be caught making a joke on duty or even off-duty about my customers or employers. She deserved to get sack, but did not deserve media attention at all. Most of the girls I know found it offensive, but the guys would like to give her bare BBC!

Bäreback Beating straight.

N.a. this type boys dey hunt for club. Those that fully buy into the stereotype. By the time she gets to be disappointed, it's already too late....

Defending takes some getting used to though

Ibime:
On similar matters, I don't know why them dey trouble this British Airways stewardess for praising the Nigerian BBC. Just like the Lukaku song, I find no offense here, just risque humour.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dShhk6k_8


@ Nihilist, Chic2pimp, what say ye - would you give this one the BBC?

Bruv I still talk the same thing for WhatsApp a few days ago.

E fit be say one northern son of the soil don give am the Abuja bulala before and she dey talk from experience...

funlord:
1: Man united vs leicester: possession 69% leicester 31%


2: man u vs stoke: possession 63% stoke 37%

3:man u vs Basel: possession 61% Basel 39%


4 : man u vs everton: possession 49% everton 51%

5: man u vs Burton: possession 69% Burton 31%



6: man u vs southampton : possession 39% southampton 61%




Bus parkers?

Very clearly.

Against teams that come out to play, we can see that Jose immediately bunkered.

diggz:
Nihilist

While some of us scream power and no brains, I am here wondering which other power with no brains striker have scored more goals than lukaku at his age,do you have a name?

Drogba will be remembered as drogba,costa as Costa,fernandud as fernadud,lukaku as lukaku and morata as morata.

Anyways....prayer is the key.....prayer is the master key...... brains over power we pray will break the number 9 jinx.

I'm surprised Bimffo said that to be honest. The only reason I can give would be maybe he has forgotten what Drogba's play style was.

Drogba was the original Lukaku. Everything they say now about Lukaku, they said about Drogba. No first touch, likes to jambody. Martin Jol even came out to say Drogba played "Like a Dog Chasing a Baloon"

Lukaku built his template on the original Jambody master. That was his inspiration. The only difference between Lukaku and Drogba is the workrate- Rom is less willing to run about than Drogba.

Other than that, Lukaku is well on his way to surpassing Drogbas exploits. Especially now that he's at Manyoo.

Ororo strikes again.

410 goals in 400 appearances for Madrid.

This man is not human.

Seee goal fr9m KDB.

Which way mehn?

afrodoc2:
Nihilist, Ibime abeg which sports bar person fit watch football for Westminster area?

That's a tourist area so there should be loads of bars there.

Walk towards the Thames and you're literally on the soùthbank. You'll have gone past several bars on the way sef.