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A man in texas once found a lamp and he rubbed the lamp and out came a genie,the genie said he could only grant one wish so the man asked the genie to create a bridge from texas to hawaii.the genie lamented do you know the amount of concrete,cement,steel old man it is impossible please think of another wish,not so happy he asked okay I want to understand women and the the genie exclaimed and asked how many lanes do you want on the bridge.



in a home a husband could be unhappy and everyone at home would be happy,
If the wife is unhappy you all are in hell that night.


Y all the extra baggage wetin sef.

Lovely inputs from everyone.i need to get original perfumes pls i need details of stores that sell the real stuff in nigeria.my usual place now mixing fake and original.thank abeg reply

Lovely inputs from everyone.i need to get original perfumes pls i need details of stores that sell the real stuff in nigeria.my usual place now mixing fake and original.thank abeg reply

I own a nokia E63,pls what is the best anti virus to use.thanks

I KNOW THAT IT IS HARD TO JUST LEAVE YOUR BF, AND IT WILL BE HARD TO JUST DUMP FAMILY, FOR YOUR BF. I DONT ATTEND CHURCH ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THE BEHAVIOUR OF MY CHURCH MEMBERS, THEY LIVE LIES THEY DONT DO WHAT IS PREACHED IN THE CHURCH AND I SEE THE GIRLS AT STRANGE PLACE, THERE WAS THIS DAY I SAW ONE OF THE SU IN MY CHURCH COME INTO MY OFFICE TO SEE MY FRIEND WHO WORKED WITH ME THEN ONLY FOR HIM TO TAKE HER TO THE SECURITY POST AND HAVE INTIMACY WITH HER I WAS SHOCKED.
I WILL TELL YOU TO CHECK UP WELL ON YOUR BF, MAKE SURE ALL YOU HAVE SAID IS REAL AND NOT THAT WHEN YOU FINALLY GET MARRIED HE CHANGES TO SOMETHING ELSE.TALK TO HIM ABOUT ISSUES, WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS WHAT WILL BE THE RELIGION FOR THE KIDS,WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU WANT TO ATTEND VIGILS AND OTHER ISSUES ABOUT MARRIAGE. IF HE RESPECTS YOU AND ALLOWS YOU TO ATTEND CHURCH AND CONTINUE TO PRAY TO GOD THEN THERE WILL BE NO PROBLEM.YOU THEN HAVE TO SIT YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS DOWN AND TELL THEM YOUR DECISION AND BEG THEM TO SUPPORT YOU ON THIS ISSUE. BUT IF THEY REFUSE I GUESS YOUR PARENTS WILL NOT BE HAPPY BUT THEY CANT HATE YOU FOREVER WITH TIME THEY WILL COME AROUND YOUR DECISION.
DONT JUST MARRY HIM JUST BECAUSE OF LOVE SEARCH YOUR HEART AND DEBATE OTHER IMPORTANT ISSUES NEEDED FOR MARRIAGE WITH HIM.IF YOU ARE OK WITH THE ANSWERS THEN GO AHEAD, BUT DO NOT FORGET DO NOT BLAME US NAIRALANDERS,OR YOUR FRIENDS FOR WHATEVER OUTCOME THAT COME OUT OF WHAT YOU DECIDE,IF YOU WANT HIM GO FOR HIM WITH NO REGRETS IN MIND AND IF YOU CAN T MARRY HIM THEN LEAVE HIM WITH NO REGRETS IN MIND REGARDLESS OF THE OUTCOME OF BOTH DECISIONS,ACCEPT YOUR FATE AND MAKE YOU LIFE BETTER RATHER THAN CRY OVER ISSUE YEARS LATTER.TAKE YOUR TIME AND I AM SURE YOU WILL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION,BELIEVE IN YOURSELF TRUST IN YOUR FAITH, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE GOOD. GOODLUCK WISH YOU A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE IF YOU GO AHEAD.

i am a trade and i need help from experienced trader,my contact niiadenii@gmail.com and yahoo chat niiade@yahoo.com.
thank you NL

@ peter & eniola
i really need your help people, i am unemployed so i turned to forex i have demo traded for 1 year plus, so i started with $100 i have lost 90 of it but i still believe in forex and i am willing to deposit another 100, with your help i hope to maka profitable trade, which i do make but my losses are more, when i trade with demo i make good profit cus of the large amount i use so if it will reverses it does wipe out my demo like my live,cus i go for long trade, but i make bad short trade decision. please help me me contact are niiadenii@gmail.com , niiade@yahoo.com. 08025140064. thank you.

@ other trader also need your help to make good short trades thanks all

also heard about it, but i have not gottn anything yet, if any one does have information i am intrested contact me niiadenii@gmail.com 08025140064, thank you

na hunger dey cus wahala for this country, just imagine person wey get belle no send the pikin,
i pity her sha,poverty can craze man pikin ooooooooooooooo

na wa ooo
we watch the epl here in nigeria paying 40-50 naira to enter viewing centres, we rarely buy jerseys, mug and club merchanise
in england they pay from 2500-50,000 to watch a match, they support their clubs to death, some die for their clubs,fight for their clubs, they buy merchanise like hell they are more addicted than we are but is educational standard falling over there, is there mass failure over there.
we better talk sense and stop the talk nonsense.

its a shame we like to cut of our heads when we have headaches instead of using paracetomol,ur great emir talks of the epl, he might not be wrong but are we facing the major problem with education really.
-seriously bad funding
-lack of motivation to serious and enlight childern
-corruption
-lack of good moral
-bad parenting
-unemployment
when you finish the whole school runs do you get a job you want no, you get a job that pays a graduate 15,000 a month, sore is life,
we have so many problem with education in this country we sweep it under the carpet,
parents help their wards to cheat these days, then when wedding bells ring they want a rich in-law who is a cheat they still dont care, its all about the green note these days, why will they read when all you need to do is yahoo-yahoo, runs, jazz, elections thugs, i did my youth service in a state where teacher didnt even have bicycles, but uneducated thugs drove 4 runners, glof and lived the good life, who want to be a teacher these day when you break your back in the class room and break it even more when you want to collect your pension, abeg class room my foot.?
the government provide no grants for education, parent encourage cheating, lecturers will only have sex with a student to pass sop why read the society encourages all.
they say the society makes a thief, and a man who hasnt stole really has not had the opportunity to do so. we are about the witness destruction in our future and we are watching,
stay tuned

hey,
i understand and its great that you have set up your office, but one problem is getting people to trust you with their money, i have been bruned too in the past when you give money to a trained trader who promise 20 % or more, only for him to pay first 2-3 moonths then run away with your balance without a trace. i am looking forward to working with you but i want to know if you ca be trusted,
here is another method with i think will be best it if you have you customers open accounts, you are given the password then you trade for them and you get paid at the end of every month on percentage basis.
i am a trader with a little sucess, i will love if you give me trade signals at a fee by you,or i pay a percentage of my profit at the end of every month of which i will send you my monthly statement. i would also love to come to your office. thank you
trade signals pls
contact niiadenii@gmail.com, 08025140064, 08035073816

hi,
i have been demo trding for a while, so i went inot it with my money and i have been losing for a while now,i need more information and maybe signals good ones, i also want to chat with traders real times let talk while we trade, contacts are niiadenii@gmail.com, niiade@yahoo.com
08025140064. thanks

how do i get the system i am intrested,how is payment done send reply pls to niiadenii@gmail.com thanks

hi,
i am intrested in the compaq 615 amd dual core 2 gb ram, 320 hdd, web cam e.t.c but my problem here is that nigeria is infected with low grade china laptops is your with warranty and are you stating that you sell original laptop if you do, then i will be buying two units from you but first i need your reply. thanks

Pls more info on international stock niiadenii@gmail.com

Pls more info on international stock

I need a good broker,suggestions invited.what stocks re good to purchase now and y pls inform me on these stocks.thank u.i ve 50000 to invest

Pls send details to me at niiadenii@gmail.com

I'm also in your shoes,but i'm pulling free now but not out yet.u need to start by totally accepting her&her actions,then think more of yourself improve ur self esteem and do thing that please u and not ur mum everytime.hang with good friends dat can help with opportunties with ur careers and hang out.u'l from em.stand up for urself in the house but not too long 4 a serious arguement.she loves u,but u should know u re different from ur bro.,her reaction to u will be different.im 25 and my mum chases my gf and other girls away from me,but she has stopped dat now

I'm sick and tired of sitting at home&around my home with nothing to except the normal daily routine.i'm a graduate with ideas,hardworking&broke.really need something to do part-time or full-time also new folks to hang with male&female alike.really about to blow up(brains) niiadenii@gmail.com 08035073816

Great to hear.more info pls niiadenii@gmail.com

How did u know@infoseye.paid alot to get dat software on my memory card.@timsilver it was at 4.06 then i upgraded to 5.03 now.i was told it could still be soiled or upgraded but it cost*8000 naira d processor would b replaced would ve done it but i'm worried it will later ve problems.well with chicken once my psp goes off or battery is removed it's all gone.since i got d software(chicken) on my memory card.i just chip it again it works alright.@infoseye any permanent solution.cus i'm thinking of selling it.

How did u know@infoseye.paid alot to get dat software on my memory card.@timsilver it was at 4.06 then i upgraded to 5.03 now.i was told it could still be soiled or upgraded but it cost*8000 naira d processor would b replaced would ve done it but i'm worried it will later ve problems.well with chicken once my psp goes off or battery is removed it's all gone.since i got d software(chicken) on my memory card.i just chip it again it works alright.@infoseye any permanent solution.cus i'm thinking of selling it.

How did u know@infoseye.paid alot to get dat software on my memory card.@timsilver it was at 4.06 then i upgraded to 5.03 now.i was told it could still be soiled or upgraded but it cost*8000 naira d processor would b replaced would ve done it but i'm worried it will later ve problems.well with chicken once my psp goes off or battery is removed it's all gone.since i got d software(chicken) on my memory card.i just chip it again it works alright.@infoseye any permanent solution.cus i'm thinking of selling it.

How did u know@infoseye.paid alot to get dat software on my memory card.@timsilver it was at 4.06 then i upgraded to 5.03 now.i was told it could still be soiled or upgraded but it cost*8000 naira d processor would b replaced would ve done it but i'm worried it will later ve problems.well with chicken once my psp goes off or battery is removed it's all gone.since i got d software(chicken) on my memory card.i just chip it again it works alright.@infoseye any permanent solution.cus i'm thinking of selling it.

Using my phone kinda of double posted@german read well.pls just take ur time with her make sex enjoyable is all i'm saying,make her want you.lots of pre-intimacy,ensure u connect with her dont make it about u and ur stick.it should be about u&her.i just hope u understood what i typed out earlier deco.

I think u should back off from s*x a bit not an expert.u'r not married slow d tempo u should make her feel loved if u dont want to lose her.firstly u need to spend intimate time with her &no s*x be close in body&soul just u&her no tv,music,noise nothing let say like a beach.u both could stay naked and touch,feel&want eachother stil no sex.u need to build her emotionally too help with her problems,shortcoming,stress.help with chores&other things she holds dearly it should be about her stop being selfish.when u want to make love,make music with her let her want it more than u do.alot of pre-intimacy,stilmulate her.tease her know her soft spots and use it very well tease her endlessly everytime talkin,laughin when cookin anytime show her u want her feelin sexy bring on that sex appeal.i know its hard but u need to want her soul not just her body.be patience dont get angry or rush it.when u re doin ya thang dont rush it take her slowly.when ur stick is stil up make her play with it and tease u too til u re out.give her time afta a round and when she is ready make it less tedious.also try positions dat keep her relax and at rest.let her be comfortable &pls learn new things too as regards lovemaking.dont ve sex every time u re together.respect her needs and take care of her.dont know wat u ve being doin to her good or bad.just speakin my mind.sorry for my long speech.enjoy b good to her.everywoman is a gem just different way to polish em.ciao

I think u should back off from s*x a bit not an expert.u'r not married slow d tempo u should make her feel loved if u dont want to lose her.firstly u need to spend intimate time with her &no s*x be close in body&soul just u&her no tv,music,noise nothing let say like a beach.u both could stay naked and touch,feel&want eachother stil no sex.u need to build her emotionally too help with her problems,shortcoming,stress.help with chores&other things she holds dearly it should be about her stop being selfish.when u want to make love,make music with her let her want it more than u do.alot of pre-intimacy,stilmulate her.tease her know her soft spots and use it very well tease her endlessly everytime talkin,laughin when cookin anytime show her u want her feelin sexy bring on that sex appeal.i know its hard but u need to want her soul not just her body.be patience dont get angry or rush it.when u re doin ya thang dont rush it take her slowly.when ur stick is stil up make her play with it and tease u too til u re out.give her time afta a round and when she is ready make it less tedious.also try positions dat keep her relax and at rest.let her be comfortable &pls learn new things too as regards lovemaking.dont ve sex every time u re together.respect her needs and take care of her.dont know wat u ve being doin to her good or bad.just speakin my mind.sorry for my long speech.enjoy b good to her.everywoman is a gem just different way to polish em.ciao

Its ok,i think u need to back off from s*x.u'r not married slow d tempo u should make her feel loved if u dont want to lose her.firstly u need to spend intimate time with her &no s*x being close in body&soul just u&her no tv,music,noise nothing like a beach.u both could stay naked and touch,feel&want eachother stil no sex.u need to build her emotionally too help with her problems,shortcoming,stress.help with chores&other things she holds dearly it should be about her stop being selfish.when u want to make love,make music with her let her want it more than u do.alot of pre-intimacy,stilmulate her.tease her know her soft spots and use it.i know its hard but u need to want her soul not just her body.be patience dont get angry or rush it.when u re dont rush it take her slowly.when ur stick is stil up make her play with it and tease u too.give her time afta a round and when she is ready make it less tedious.also try positions dat keep her relax and at rest.pls learn new things too as regards lovemaking.dont ve sex every time u re together.i've said too much am so sorry.enjoy em then get back to us.be good