₦airaland Forum

Dear OP, are you a junior secondary school student? They are the only ones capable of that mediocre u designed.
Nairaland us annoying enough with its obsolete aesthetics and u want to insult us with this one.

Puleassse, take that thing down and use Materialize or React-MDL

Unconfirmed Rapist...

Oya go and arrest them....biz buddies

Atiku for 2019

Offpoint:
Good idea. since I love Nigerian food so much, my superhero will be "FUFUMAN"

his Super powers:
Ability to absorb bullets
Ability to stick to any object, e.g walls
Ability to annihilate a thousand enemies by releasing a terrible and deadly odour
*Elastic in nature...

Costume:
White, with a little touch of green
a pure white eyes balls

hope I make sense....

I am with you....

That Superpower is what i d always dream of.

And the character will not be as serious as batman but should be at least like Shazam.

Infact we shoulf begin drafting concept images of fufuman....

He should have a weakness though, When you mix the fufu with Wheat, it becomes his Kryptonite. So he has to be verrry careful what he eats.

Boy, i can already picture his suite and the various levels of texturing....

Fufu Man: The Scourge of the Miserables....coming out in IMAX cinemas near you. What will you do if the fate if the continent lies in your belly.


I am IN...

mynairaland2018:
Me too o. I have a right to make mine.

Why do you allude to judgement day then, like its a crime not to like someone's complexion?

mynairaland2018:
Dt one is ur own problem o. You'll deal wt it on the judgement day.

I have a right to make that statement...

SarkinYarki:
Gandollar is still insisting he is not the one in the video oo

He's not the one, its film trickery

kingthreat:
I'm average. Those perverts actually have wives. They just want another place to stick it into

Hmmm...

It would have been better if we have a society that tolerates sha. Maybe these gays would easily find partners instead random testing. I guess becos to find those that act like them is like finding a needle in a haysack, that's why they resort to touching every random person

kingthreat:
My first homosexual encounter was with one Mr. Idey, anambra. The guy was touching my nipples. I pushed him off and ran off.
My second was with an evil policeman friend Mr. Enefiok Hope William, akwa ibom man. Guy was squeezing my arms and having a hard-on
I have come to realize. Gays are in all tribes

U must be attractive to have not one but two encounters

laxewww:
.....but why are this homosexuals usually yoruba

Stop being a bigot....gays can come from Igbo or Fulani or Chinese

I don't like this tiwaz complexion

ChrisMafian:
Stop promoting hate speeches.

This is not hate speech.. The man Danjuma is right. There's so much killing this year that its seems Death is the new normal

triplec93:
point out the supposed standard, some people are so negative not to appreciate a beautiful thing, i neither love Buhari nor Jonathan, but this is beauty itself.

Biko that thing is not beauty....its basic maintenance infrastructure.

Have u seen Mauritius' or all the four airports in South Africa?

There is architectural and 2019 technology at work and not this....

The fear of Isreal is the beginning of Common Sense....

Size does not really matter.

Look at Isreal ,merely the size of Niger state sending nerve wrecking jitters down Nigeria's spine


I am beginning to believe MOSSAD is behind Nnamdi...

Remain Nigeria...

Recently saw their skyline, skyscrapers everywhere, mehnnn that their partnership with China is doing wonders.


Ride on Ethiopia, you and Egypt are suppose to be the real pillars of civilization for Africa

NoChill:
This is very very superb. Na you be boss. Do you use a laptop or desktop computer?

Laptop.

reidkrugger:
i see what you are doing. u de try well well.

Thank you...

Inspiration is what i beg for each day.

BlackAfrican:
To all those still seeking for jobs, I pray that your prayers will be heard...

But above all, I'll advise you to go learn a skill and start freelancing instead of waiting for an employer to help you pay your bills.

Freelancing is real and with it, you can make 5 times the average salary of a Nigerian worker all from the comfort of your home.

I hope someone acts on this advice.

How can one freelance

Keyamo...is an AssWipe

Trying so hard to be a Twitter influencer...

What is it with the Yorubas and their obsessive compulsive need to check on the Igbos?

I cant understand.


An alien landing in the space Nigeria will think there are only two tribes in Nigeria....

maxlev1:
Oga there will be nothing like Biafra. when did we the South south people join Ipob? Seems u people think we are fools that's why u just go on air and spew rubbish. Now ur Oga Nnamdi Kanu is also saying middle belt should join. What happens if u stay on ur own? Or maybe he thinks we are still in the 19th century. Everyone is on his or her own. Restructuring is the real deal. Well done sir

We the South South....i always like this statement

Kanu is now brazen and resolute...

He might jist be the front man.

Netanyahu is behind grinding his Axe, France (i wont be surprise Trump) is providing the engine oil for the Axe.

Trust me, it goes against the UN charter for someone to threaten a sovereign country from another country. But Buhari knows he had to thread carefully, this a dilemma for him...AND HE DESERVES IT !

emmanuelpopson:
Mossad the Israeli intelligence agency are second to none maybe CiA when it comes to carrying out secret served services...if they really did that.. I think the Israeli govt are interested in this game...

Very

I see a bitter man intent on plunging down a whole country...

This time the Lion is lunatic.

This time he is coming home and bringing hell with him.

Hes now brazen to make open threats from another Country. Netanyahu is grinding his Axe, he can see his reflection on it.

Fire is the Devil's best friend...

Says hes bringing hell...

GoodMuyis:
And you believe the British will forgo its colony. even though its not controlling it.
By the way, Kanu is a Political a tool now

Netanyahu has an ask to grind too...

Britain is no longer that powerful mind you. All the same it would all turn out to the proxy war thingy i forementioned...



Guess what will happen with a militaristic ipob...

Disintegration...Kosovo kinda situation....


Can anyone guess how MOSSAD carried out this stunt?

I am getting somewhat confused.....

With this speech Nnamdi is turning into a Guerrilla guy from Cuba. What happened to the peaceful agitation for Biafra.

But then if you consider it, Buhari does not understand peace, maybe this is the time to go Ape...

We are in interesting times, Kalu now seems resolute and with Mr Netanyahu and nay France....i forsee a proxy battle of supremacy.

I want Buhari out , for sure....I want Biafra

Yes, anything, anything....i repeat Anything for Biafra

But still, can there be peace without War?

This x sending my heart a flutter, I see Very Very Dark Clouds....

I must complete this one....

Nigeria to attack Isreal?

This can neva happen

Nigeria is a very minute midget compared to Isreal. A state that Nuclear Iran plus Oil rich Saudi canr face...who be Zoogeria?

We are getting Gayrer by the day...

EsotericMonk:
I see all of you, casting aspersion on the guy. Why are we living double standard lives?

Dude is comfy as a homo, is it your anus he is fvcking?

You condemn ppl for being who they are yet you want ppl to tolerate you as you are. Aren't we all just like the Pharisees?

In Asa's voice : "let him who is without sin be the first to cast a stone.......Mr Jailer"

You're right, you know

But sometimes i feel like asking God a lotta questions for making things to exist at extremes of Nature's Spectrum...

1. Gravity.....Anti-Gravity
2. Single births.....Multiple Gestation (Thank God for Mary Slesssor)

Bacteria that cant survive in Sulphur......Bacteria that needs Sulphur.

4. Light.....Ultraviolet light
5. Black Race.....White Race
6.Heterosexuals......Gays
7.Birds that can fly.....Birds that cant fly
8.Mammals that live on Land......Dolphins and Whales.
9.Jesus.......SAW
10. Viviparous...... Oviparous
11. Carnivorous....... Herbivorous
12. Giant planets.....Dwarf Planets.
13. Guys with big phalls....Guys with minute phalluses
14. Mammals that give birth to live young.....Mammals that lay Egg

15. People with defined genders........Intersexes