Since 2015 (when someone became President) , Nigeria has been losing at everything.


Lemme rush to bet9ja and place my bet with 10k


Nigeria will lose or draw.

I'm sure , they can't win.



Even if 5 Egypt players gets red cards.

No need to argue, come back here and quote me after d match.

CakesToolsOvens:
Please help. My son in primary 4 was given some assignments in his quantitative reasoning text book.

We have been able to solve lots of them but these remaining ones are difficult.

We can't seem to understand the examples given in the textbook like we understood the rest.

Please any help?

These ones r easy na.

Pls next time, send d assignments to me via WhatsApp lemme try them out.

Used to love these stuffs when I was a kid.

0.8.1..3..four..9. 9..8..8..two..seven

Let's watch out

Blaze14k:
I have been dating this girl for about two years now and our relationship was leaning towards marriage until we broke up. The reason we broke up was because she always go through everything on my phone including my bank transaction, who i called, the pictures i deleted on my phone, and who i blocked on whatsapp and facebook.

She literally goes through everything until i got fed up.. not only that shes also disturbing me about getting married to her all the time.

And i broke up with her because of something that is meaningless. We both moved on and I met this girl online and told her I dont want to date buh we can be friends. So after about 2 months my friends ex called me and said she cry almost everyday that she wants to speak to me. So she apologized for everything that happened and i just had to no choice than to take her back.

The twist here is that i told this new friend about my ex and she noticed a few good things about me. So she started having a crush on me that she wants to pay me a visit. Just this night she sent me a picture of her wearing some skimpy cloth and that definitely put my guards down and im really tempted to invite her.

Guys am back with my ex and this is really tempting what do i do. Please i need a mature advice cos this new girl might grow more feelings for me if i invite her. I'm thinking of paying her a visit instead of inviting her.

Matured guys please

Inform ur ex about the new bae on ur list.

Then also, inform the new bae about ur relationship with ur ex.

You thought they'd leave u after hearing that , right?
NO, They won't.

Once done, date both simultaneously.

U have nothing to lose.

And nothing to be scared of.
Even if ur ex comes home to meet d other bae.


Pls, don't make d mistake of dating both secretly.

Never dream of trying to go raw cos both ladies have definitely been servicing other men. U may contact infections or even d almighty HIV.



When its time for marriage , look for a fairly used churchy lady with good character and marry (virgins are scarce).

The two ladies u r having now are not worth it.

Ur ex will resume (and triple) that her useless character of monitoring u once u marry her. And this time around, she'd do it more boldly.

The second one u met online is an olosho.
She just wants to settle down n marry/retire.
Don't mind her age. She's been in d game for long

POS business would soon fade away.
Just like phone call business of years ago.

Also know that recharge card business is a waste of time.
You may spend months to sell 1 million naira worth of cards only to discover that your profit is just 20,000naira only


If u buy 10 pieces at 980naira and resell at 100 naira each, you'd get a total of 1k.

After selling all for d day, you'll be having 20naira only as profit.

and Melbet are the two best bet sites I've ever used.


I've been on the betting journey for over 10 years.

They have higher odds.


Fastest withdrawal ( within 5 - 3minutes)

Over 10 deposit options.

Customer care responds in less than 5minutes. When they are not available, their bot responds to your queries.


If bet9ja gives u 10 options to choose from on a particular game, 1xbet and Melbet would give you 50 options.


1xbet and Melbet use same app. Just different names and design.

I've won alot from them.


Honestly, I've been searching for any bet site thats same as the ones I listed above.
Something Huge is coming this year.

amzee:
CLITOCURRENCY

I guess, ur DICKcurrency is useless.

Just be begging them.
Tell them u need it urgently, else you'll die.
Then pray to God for mercy.

Honestly, u r not serious yet.



As I dey laidis, I no get money.
I dont have any excess to loan out to anybody.

The last 10k in my account I gave to a friend 2months ago is still pending.

He was crying on d phone while begging me for that 10k loan and he promised to pay back in 5 days.

As I speak to u now, he doesn't take my calls again . but when I called with a different number, he picked d call instantly.

That was how my 15 years friendship with him ended because of a loan


I may have no cash but I'm just happy that I'm not owing anybody.



If u have enough money to give out as loan, u r on +1

If u don't have money at all, u r on 0

But if u r owing, u r on -1



Thank u father in heaven.
I am happily on 0

oremu09:


2k

My old plastic ID card has expired.


How can I legally get a new one?

If u Stay at Abia state or Akwa ibom, I can get u an original Sandisk memory card.

1 year guarantee.


I've used mine for over 2 years (128gig)


64GB will cost u 6k

128GB at 9k



I don't sell other lower sizes.

One on one transaction allowed.

I can also waybill to any state in Nigeria if u will pay d cost of waybill

Mylordmygod1:
A beautiful afternoon to all nairalanders.

Firstly, my greatest fear when it comes to things of this world is 'women', That's why i don't want to break a womans heart in a way that i will be the one to recieve the blame.

I've been in a relationship with my girl for about 3years now, and each time my mum or friends ask me if i'm gonna marry her, my answer is always a capital letter NO.

Now, my mum is warning me to better let her go since i don't have the interest of marrying her. But the hard part is that i'v been promising this girl that i will marry her even when i'm 100% sure i won't marry her, and i don't no how to go about ending the friendship now.

Recently, i've been picking offences for minor isues, getting angry with her for no reasons, trying to give her signal, but none seems to be working, and its now like my anger is her source of happiness these days.

I really want to end the friendship now, but i want the blame to be on her side and not mine, how can i go about it?

ADVICE ME WELL

Thanks.

Relocate.


Change phone number.

Before a year or two, its either she'll be pregnant for another man or she'll be engaged.

Women always have plan A to C.


but what I said only applies if she's up to 25years. That age limit is in an hurry to get married


If she's still 18 - 20, she's gonna wait for u forever.
Especially if u r d one that deflowered her.

I already posted d pics.

gunpoint:
Front Page needed please Mods

This story is long and like Nigerians would do, they will probably laugh but here goes.

I worked for a while for an organisation in Lagos. This is where I met my scammer. We were recruited together and started on the same day and became friends. This was in 2007. Not long after in 2008 or 2009, she left the company/country to go do a masters and we lost contact. In after saving every kobo from that job, in 2015 I used my money to cross desert and left too as part of the outflux from Nigeria.

I can’t say its been a bed of roses as hussle overseas is hard, but I have been able to make ends meet and been saving like a lunatic.

Out of the blue in 2015, this woman/scammer contacted me. She was back in Nigeria, married and in a very toxic relationship with her partner as she told the story. According to her, even though her husband worked for a big organisation in Lagos and was doing very well, she was struggling to feed. Even though she had foreign masters, he wouldn’t let her work when she tried and was making her life hell over working. When she quit he job, he wouldn’t provide for her and the child they had together.

She then pleaded with me to loan her anything, any amount to trade with. I believe I loaned her N250k not bothering what she wanted to trade. Couple of weeks later, she rang me back, returned the 250k and like 20k on top. I said thank you and moved on.

This continued, she would call for more, return on time and return with something.

As time went on, her husband left the country to join the hussle overseas. She reached out to me to say he had finally abandoned her and their kid and she was starving. She said to fund his exit, he sold all their household property, sold the apartment they lived in, borrowed money given to her for safe keeping by her aunt and basically ran with it. All this was her side of the story. As I was not friends with the husband, I could not verify what she said as true. I took pity on this horrible woman and asked what she wanted to do. She asked for a loan, she was going to start a business and wanted me to be an investor. This was in 2018. All in all I loaned her N26m between 2018-19.
This might sound like I am a rich person but no. I had no reason to doubt her. I had loaned her 10m, she returned. Loaned her 15m, she returned that as well. So I gave her the 26m and that was the beginning of my problems.
She was supposed to return 13m at the end of 2019 and the balance whenever I requested it. We agreed the return in this way so as not to crash the business she was building. I told her, add whatever you can afford on top, no obligations.
This woman who used to speak to me once or twice a week, every week since 2015 is now unreachable. She has been unreachable since Dec of 2019. She has blocked me everywhere. Whatsapp/Facebook/Instagram/Phone calls. Ofcos when i hide my number, her phone rings but she doesn't pick as she suspects its me.
As I do not reside in the country, I have been unable to do anything to her. The country I reside in has been in mad lockdown/covid since March 2020 so I cannot leave/travel.
This woman basically has all my life savings.

I thought I was saving a life as per her cries about her husband from 2015 to 2019 and investing back home while out there hussling, this person is basically about to ruin me.

This is an example of why it is wrong to help anyone in Nigeria. This wicked wicked woman has taught me my life lesson. that if you find someone suffering, it Is God’s will for the person so don’t interfere.

And before anyone insinuates that maybe I had a relationship with her, well obviously I live too far away for that to be true. Neither did we run things when we were colleagues for a year or so.

I have been reading here how EFCC has been moving all of these suspected yahoo boys, I really need help. I don’t know who needs to see this to help but don’t know what else to do.
I have hired lawyers to go after her but they are either incompetent or hampered by the Nigerian snail paced legal system.
Nothing is off the table here, post your suggestions as I will read all comments

Did u send d money via bitcoin?
Or to a real bank account?


If its bitcoin, forget it. Its gone. But u can still recover it by using local vigilante guys and traditional rulers to sort it out.


But if d money was sent to a bank account, there's hope.


for a start, you'll need a Police report and a court order.


Then follow other steps.


Police won't help u. There job is to collect money for d police report, then move on with thier Normal life.

Lawyers won't help u either. They r just their to collect service fees from u and maybe, write letters to the bank .


Anyway...

DM let's talk.

The earlier the better.


Click my WhatsApp profile to get my contact.

I'm available via WhatsApp, calls , telegram, etc

As a young man living in Nigeria...


No matter how much God has blessed u, please Avoid buying a car.



U can build houses if u wish.


Also, try and look poor.

Avoid dreadlocks, tattoos, dyed hairstyles, swaggalicious boots, etc


Nigeria wants every youth to remain poor and wretched

IPIGSRMUMU:
The fendi wearing delusional reta@ded terrorist monkey just barking like a lunatic that's all.

He has been imprisoned .


Then taken to court.

Yet, same people that kidnapped him refused to allow his lawyers to come and defend their client in d courtroom.


Is that morally or constitutionally right?


Most times, let's leave our religious or tribal backgrounds and simply say NO to evil.


With l these tribalistic comments, its clear that Nigeria can hardly be united as one.

Praxtech:

Never buy any phone spotting MediaTek chips.. Infinix bawo...are you a transsion marketer? Transsion devices are 200% worse than the worst Xiaomi device.

I'm not marketting anyone's product sir.


Check my posts, you'll see that I wanted to sell off my infinix with the intentions of joining the redmi band.


But with my aunts experience, I'm staying where I am.


If God blesses me, I.might consider Samsung phones.



The redmi customer care took back the phones pack, charger and receipt. Else, I would have posted them as proof to what I previously said

My brother is a BIG redmi fan just like u


He bought a redmi 9 phone for my aunt .

2months later, the phone went off by itself and didnt restart again.


For the first time in my life, I experienced what 'warranty' means.


He took the phone to where he bought it and they sent it for repairs (cos of d warranty)


Funny enough, it happened that hundreds of persons using that particular phone model has been complaining/returning their phone cos of that particular problem. Hence, they've run our of spare parts to use to fix my aunts phone.

They sent the phone to their Lagos office but they couldn't fix it.

After about a month, they called my brother.

He went to their office and they refunded 100% of his money.



That is the point I applauded them the most.


But all files in d phone were lost forever (phone numbers, messages, videos, pictures, etc)



Right now, my mind is glued back to Infinix.


Its not the best brand but its been serving me perfectly well without any issue

also...

The small scratch on d camera region doesn't affect the camera in any way.

It gives super clear pictures.



Infinix hot 7 pro

2gig ram/32 gig Inbuilt memory

4,000mah long lasting battery.


NO FAULTS. I'm selling because I want to upgrade to a 4gig ram phone.



PRICE: 28K

Location: Abia state



I can also meet u if u r at Akwa Ibom.



One on one inspection/transaction preferred

but I can still Waybill the phone to any state in Nigeria (you'll be the one to pay the driver the waybill fees).

The phones screen has no scratch.


The few Scratchs u see are on the 'screen guard' I used to cover it.

The screen is neat and without scratch

uthlaw:
22k waybill to sokoto

post picture make web see am

Here are the pictures of the phone

uthlaw:
22k waybill to sokoto

post picture make web see am

Sorry boss


Last is 26k




I'll post the pics later.

But its in good working condition.

No crack on the screen (there's a screen guard on it)



Sokoto is far.

I prefer one on one transactions so that u can inspect the phone and pay cash.

If I'm to waybill to sokoto, you'll have to send payment and also pay for d way billing (to the driver)

Every man is a thief.


Its natural.


Make a pastor d president of Nigeria and you'll be shocked at d kind of evil he'll orchestrate.


The looting is just turn by turn.


Those complaining are those that its not yet their turn to loot.


If it gets to me, I'll loot.

But also make sure I initiate and finish good projects that will make the life's of d masses better.

Infinix hot 7 pro

2GB ram

32GB ROM

4,000mah inbuilt battery (lasts very well)


No faults.
Just insert Sim card and use.


Price : 28k


Location = Aba, Abia state


Face to face transaction allowed.
It can also be waybilled to any State but you'll be the one to pay the driver.


0..8...1..3...4...9...9...8...8...2...7

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LiegeMan:
hello Nairalanders, sorry for the long write-up, it's LiegeMan again.
my name is Mr Omale liegeman and I'm from Kogi State, I thank you all for your kind advice on the other thread regarding my wife's past life and I can assure you all that I decided to put to use some of the advice from here ( yes, I read all the 590+ comments from A-Z) and it's yielding positive result as I've been experiencing happiness as never before in my life, though majority of Nairalanders who contributed in the previous post failed to understand my point of view because I was trying to make the post as snappy as possible. Thank you all once more.

Now, while I was planning ways to work things out with my wife with some of the advice that I gathered here, my Aunty who's married to an Igbo man from Imo state called me that her daughter, who's a student of Imo State University (Imsu) came home during weekend, Saturday precisely, locked herself up in a room and has been crying ever since without food nor water, and has refused to see nor talk to anyone.
I advice them to keep an eye on her so as to prevent her from attempting something stupid, she assured me that they broke into her apartment where she locked up Herself and brought her out.

So on Sunday, being 31 day of October, 2021, I left everything that I was doing in Makurdi and rushed to their village in Imo State, on getting there, I observed that both her hands and legs were tied and when I inquired why, she told me that it was an attempt to prevent her from escaping. I asked them to untie her, she was still crying when I asked her to go dress up that I'll be taking her out, she quickly went inside and dressed up we left the village for Orlu.

When we reached Orlu, we entered into a restaurant, and I started asking her what the problem was, I inquired if it was her boyfriend that broke her heart, she said no, I later succeeded in making her to tell me what the problem was because she's my closest ally.

when she opened up, she told me that she decided to do a little gbaje gbaje, ie do a little runs, she booked an appointment with a man and when she reached the said hotel, she and the Man started romancing and kissing and after awhile, the man started hissing uncontrollably, she inquired from the man what the problem was, he told her that what he wanted to take from her has been taken by someone else, in her confused state, she asked the man what he meant by that, the man looked her into her eyeballs and told her that she's empty, that what he intended taking from her has been taken by another person, he counted the said amount they bargain and handed it over to her and ordered her to get out of the hotel premises. I tried to console her by telling her that the man didn't mean what he said, that maybe his manhood disappointed him, he said those to cover his shame and I also advice her to be very careful because Xmas it at hand, immediately I told her those, she became relieved and stopped crying but I know right inside of me, that what the man said wasn't a joke at all.

when we got home, the news didn't go down well with her mother as tears started rolling down her cheek, she is planning a way to take her daughter to different prayer houses.

Now what exactly is this man talking about, what exactly did he take from her, is it her womb, destiny or what?
please house, any advice for this kid cousin of mine?
or way to find out what has been taken from her and get her liberated.

I know a seer/pastor at Abia that can handle d situation.

I can only give u f name of d church and location and then, u sort d rest out ur self.

If its true that she's been used , only d death of d person that used her would save her.


I doubt if all these 21st century churches would be able to help her except to tell her to 'have faith'. That only her faith can heal her.


My grand dad is a strong Eckanker man and belonged to many occultic groups.

Some spirits have been visiting him physically (not in dreams) telling him that his time is up and he'll soon die. (He's over 110 years).

But he's trying to hand down his charms , occultic books, relics, etc but no one consented to take over.

The only option is to destroy them.



Can u believe that we've called over 10 popular men of God and they all refused to show up cos they r scared.

That's how bad Christianity is right now.

I would have recommended d pastor I talked about just that I'm not directly involved in d decision making process of his case.


Right now, they r searching for a strong native doctor cos the first two they got declined . saying that my grand dads level in d spirit is too far for them .

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vedaxcool:
ipob should beg BAT to give them beerfraud, he can give them but they should humble themselves and approach him like human beings not their vile imprisoned supleme thief. Lol ipob wants Tinubu to labour in APC and give an Igbo man president else they threaten they will vote Atiku to get back at him.

BAT the man is an enigma, ask many idiots why they hate him, na mumu reasons dem go give from say him to get sense to him no give us ticket do president for APC.

With all this ur wisdom and outspokeness, don't u think u r old and wise enough to rule Nigeria?


Or are u destined to sit behind ur java phone and talk out of point?



Tinubu is already a grandfather.

His brain cells has detoriated (which is normal and natural).


Yet, he's d one u prefer to rule u.

To give solution to a whole country.

My grandfather that's same age can't even operate an android phone.

Why then should an 80 year old man be made to rule 200million humans?

What about those that graduated with first class in the universities?


Carry on sir...!!!


Bubu's first 4 years of rule was a mistake.

The next 4 was another mistake which we all are feeling the effect.

As at 2014, a KG of cooking gas was at 210naira but yesterday, I Bought same at 720naira.

Tinubu is at it again...

But all that bothers u is Nnamdi Kanu.



News about Nnamdi Kanu is d only thing that gives u strong, long-lasting erections and multiple orgasms.


Congrats...!!!

fatherGAYmas:
You need help.. How many people have you helped since nairaland helped you?

Stingy mofo.. It's all about receiving than giving

Who did you show the work you are using to earn?


FatherChristmas

I've helped a lot bro.


Starting from cash gifts, paid Online courses (for free) and others I taught exactly what I'm doing to earn cash.


The Problem is that once u try to help people on nairaland and u overdo it, you'll get banned.


Up to 10 of my accounts has been banned in d past.

So, I use this one carefully and hardly respond to some stuffs to avoid being banned again

Nairaland elevated my financial status.



If mum doesn't give me 3k as a student (feeding money for a month), I'd starve.

But from naira land, I was able to put stuffs together and now average 70k or more monthly without living my room.

I'm still jobless though.

Other income comes as a bonus .



During my Jambite days, I met my first friend here in nairaland. We both gained admission to Uniuyo and he later on became our course rep.

I check this site like 50 times everyday.
And I've been doing that for almost 8 years.


I'm a fresh petroleum engineering graduate.

Nairalanders , please do the miracle again let my joy be complete.

I need a connection to a job.


I'm good at computer stuffs.

ALL IS WELL