5,980 persons can't genuinely repent at same time.


Not possible...!!!


Not even on a church crusade.

RPirez:


It shall NEVER be well with you and your generations!

U r a canal man.

ur mouth has no power.

I rebuke ur useless rants.

Back to sender.


If human tongue where to be needed for money ritual, ur tongue won't yield more than 15,720 naira.

What's d importance of d looted funds?



Even with all the looted funds, Nigeria Is still borrowing money.

And still looking for places to borrow from.


Funds that will still be looted by same people that recovered it.


MAGU d EFCC guy has collected

Abba kyari has collected




The rule Is this....

Loot as u wish but 'Don't get caught'.

Who invented 'signing-out' ?


I keep on telling people that some show offs ain't necessary.


While u r signing out and posting d pics on Facebook, know that both ur friends and enemies are viewing it.


Why would he die after signing out ?

By road accident.

Same road he has threaded for 7 years of study.


When u buy a new car, keep it secret.
When u buy land, shut up.
When u get a good job, be calm.

Have secrets.

2 days ago, there was a headline here on NAIRALAND.

A 20 year old yahoo boy went for a birthday party with his BEST FRIENDS.

At the party , his phone rang.

It was an alert of 50million naira from his white client (known as Maga)

He shouted out of joy and showed his friends.


In less than 30minutes , his friends gathered and stabbed him to death. Then sent his corpse to his parents.

The annoying part is that they promised his parents that they'll give their friend a befitting burial.


God forbid...!!!


Do u want to be alive?

Or get killed, then given a befitting burial?



Let the wise learn from this post.

The foolish can block their ears , die and add manure to d soil.

SEX has killed many great men and women.

God bless Nigeria.


Indeed, Bubu is working.


DSS, ARMY, POLICE , etc won't see this celebration.

They won't also feel insulted that criminals are wearing their uniforms.

And they'll never interfere.

Sadly, most empty skull guys thinks the problem of Nigeria is Mazi Nnamdi Kanu and Sunday Igboho.


One day, uncircumcised bandits will enter ur houses and rape ur mother and sister without condom (while u and ur father watch helplessly).

Then kill ur dad.

Kill ur mum and sister after the rape.

Kidnap ur brothers and ask for ransom.

Burn down ur house

Then ask u to go get 20million naira as Ransom for ur brother else he'll be killed too.


Only then will u cry out for help.


But guess what...

U rejoiced when Nnamdi KANU was imprisoned.

U celebrated d arrest of Sunday Igboho.


Now, u r ALONE.

no more neighbors to come to ur rescue (cos they are all criminals and deserve to b in prison. While u r d only saint)



Its not a curse.

Its what people face daily in Nigeria.

Just read today or yesterdays headlines on Nairaland alone and see for ur self.


Irrespective of tribe, let's all remember that we first entered this world as HUMANS.

Before joining any TRIBE or RELIGION.

These days, wild animals are more civilized than humans.

Monkeys would hardly kill its fellow monkey.

But here in Nigeria, lol...

I don't even trust myself not to talk of trusting others.



Please, this is not a hate speech.

No tribe was mentioned or spoken against in my post.

I love my country Nigeria.
I love my president.
God bless Nigeria.

Volkswagen90:
the monicker is Emanuelbrown26, he said he sells uk used phone

Go to Jiji website.


Look for a nice phone.

Select the filter option so that only sellers from ur state would be displayed.


Call the person.
Go to His shop (without money or ATM card) and inspect the phone.

Make sure its in a public place not private house (to avoid being robbed or used for ritual).


If all goes well, u can make a transfer to him.

Or go get cash, then pay.



Pls, buy from shop owners only so that if things go wrong, u can always go back there with army men , police or big chest boys.

We've been voting for over 50 years.

All votes remains 'wasted votes'



For for over 50 years, they promised us 24hours electricity, good road and security.

And we foolishly believed and still foolishly hoping that the next guy would be the messiah.


Nigeria was never meant to be.

The best option is 'disintegration'


If you've ever worked for INEC in a northern state , thats when youll understand that voting is a scam.

It all ends in MASSIVE RIGGING.



Moreover, all d leaders involved in d election process are Oga BUBU's boys.

They'll do what he likes.

And announce who he wishes

Tohsynetita1:


what if he close his account and bvn?

A dead mans bvn can't be closed.

Not to even talk of d living.

U can close ur bank account but ur bvn lingers.


Unless he has decided not to transact with money again through banks till he dies.

If that's d case, u use d bvn details and take d war to his house.

Cherub001:



You, don't need to wait till next life,e go too,far.. what if you become cockroach for China �� Na cockroach stew be that o..

So,better go now,they may gladly substitute you,for a patrol � dog in the U.S o...

While trying to make sense, u ended up making no sense.

Lol...


EFCC will milk u dry.

Same as d Nigerian police.

They might even arrest u too , call u a suspect and u end up bailing urself.

And 'all' or a percentage of d money will still go to them (you'll have to agree to this before they even start anything investigation).


If the money is up to a million naira, u might even lose ur life cos some greedy guys might just shoot u and throw away ur corpse or label u 'IPOB' or UNKNOWN GUNMEN or Bandits. so that they can keep all d money .

using IPOB is working well for them now.

As for d scammer, if they get him, he's as good as a dead man unless he has good connections and a fat bank account (some millions).


if d amount involved is huge, and I wud get some percentage (to be agreed upon),

Then I cud help u get the funds back starting with having his BVN blacklisted and bank accounts blocked.

It may take some days/weeks but its always effective.


If I dont get paid at d end, same method wud be used to blacklist ur bvn, then block all ur bank accounts connected to it.


So on my side, I have nothing to worry about as long as we have an agreement.

Payment will only be AFTER funds has been recovered.

Scammers bank details, proof of the transaction, and proof that u actually paid d money u r claiming wud be needed.

Aside that, no other 'personal' details or password of any form wud b needed.

Heybeedee:

This is isnt funny at all

I'm trying hard to understand ur point.


But if u r looking for COMEDY, nairaland has a section for that.


I'm not, and will never be a comedian.

No one is safe again.


God bless Nigeria.


In my next life, I'd rather be a dog in USA than be a human being in Nigeria.

So....


If not him,

Am I d one supposed to preside over d meeting?

What's d usefulness of d meeting cos I can't see any improvement in ANY sector of this economy.

Women and insecurity.


Never satisfied with themselves.

Zainabthegirl1:
She’s beautiful

Beautiful?


For someone that HEAVILY applied makeup on her face, legs ,breast, etc?

then used push-up bra to raise her fallen breasts.


And further used Photoshop to create all d necessary curves.

Just check the shadow and compare the angle at which the photographer took the shoot.


I see nothing beautiful here.

Just someone that's irrelevant trying to stay relevant by giving the public what they love feasting their eyes on (nudity, BooBs).


Truly, beauty is in d eyes of the BEERholder.

Definitely, u r d one holding the bottles of beer and commenting from higher realms.

Tovard:
Sincerely speaking I don't believe this story!

Even though I don't trust the ways and manners these EFCC guys operates, there must have been an atom of distrust or element of doubt about their personalities!

They can proceed to legal action against EFCC. It is against their fundamental human rights as a citizen to be labelled criminals in the cost of finding!

I feel for them... because their future is dented already.

I pray u fall victim to these callous men.


It'll be a first hand experience.

Afterwards, you'll come here to complain and I'll b here to tell u that I don't believe ur story.

wellmax:


I know one thing, Nigeria will defeat all its enemies and overcome its challenges.

U know nothing.

I'd prefer to have d knowledge of a new born baby than to have yours.

Even if d only knowledge of such baby is to suck bress (word intentionally mispelt so that u won't start masturbating on it).

Fabkeyz:
Una dey mad!

Who go pay 400 for fuel? Mtchew rubbish....

Be ready to trek.


Cos if u enter keke that normally charges #100, they'll demand 250 - 300naira

Prices of ALL foodstuffs would triple cos transportation cost is added to it before determining d selling price.

Even tailors will increase their fee because they need fuel in d generator before they can iron ur sewn clothes.



You'll either pay directly or indirectly.

naijaguy123456:
Do we have a system in place for accountability at all ? According to reports, this is how Abba Kyari enriched himself. Pocketing properties seized from criminals.

EFCC does 'mass arrest'

Majority of those guys are innocent.

No concrete evidence to hold them down.

Is it a crime to own a car at a young age?
Or phones?
Or ordinary laptop?

EFCC raids hotels, school hostels, etc without having a target in mind or a search warrant.

It's illegal to do what they are doing without a search warrant.

They just pack every guy they see.
Including the guy trying to buy Suya.

If u have dreadlock or tattoos, ur own don finish. U r 100% guilty.


U see those cars and laptops?
The EFCC bosses would sell them and pocket the whole money.

Then wipe out the account of each of those boys.

Then charge 1 - 10million naira as bail for each person.

If ur mother comes to beg on ur behalf, they'll demand and get multiple sex sessions from her m because she's desperate to save her son.

Those that can't pay the bail fee would rot in jail.

Or get killed (and sold as cadaver to medical schools)

There are unconfirmed rumours that ritualists even go to prisons to pick and pay for who they want (just like 'point and kill' catfish in restaurants).

As for those left....
May God have mercy on their souls.

One day you'll see them in a picture on nairaland with guns, bullets and IPOB flags placed in front of them.

They'll tell u that they are IPOB criminals killed by d gallant uniform men after 13 hours of fierce gun battle.

But due to the high skill and tactfulness of the police, they were subdued.

The nairaland ZOMBIES from different tribe would rejoice and have multiple orgasm and erections about the news.

Meanwhile, Abba Kyari case is gradually being swept under the carpet.


Lol.


I love my country Nigeria.
I love president Buhari
I love the Nigerian police
I love EFCC
I love myself.

wordcat:
Ajasco,

Papa Ajasco,

Mama Ajasco,

Boy Alinco,

Pa James,

Pa Jimoh

I don forget that lady name

Miss kpepeye

Nikkganc08@gmail.com

.



Let's assume that Mazi Nnamdi Kanu is wrong

And the Elzaky guy is wrong

Sunday igboho is wrong

Soworo is wrong

And all Nigerians #EndSARS are wrong

NOTE: They are all wrong despite court orders that said they are right.


FINALLY, only our darling president is right.

The only correct man in Nigeria.



Lol...!!!


If there are 999 MAD MEN in a room and only 1 SANE man, The real 'mad man' is actually that one man that's in d midst of d mad crowd. (Albeit Einsten, 1895)


If u buy 10 cups of beans and u find one Maize in it,
automatically, that maize would be considered as 'dirt' and should be removed.


If Mazi Nnamdi Kanu is a criminal,
And Sunday Igboho, Elzaky, soworo , Nigerians, etc are all CRIMINALS and our president is the only SAINT from heaven,

By now, u should be thinking what I'm thinking.



Please, I love my President,
I love my country Nigeria,
I love myself.

The living hasn't been paid.

But they've decided to pay the dead.


As usual, d money will be completely looted.

Any DEAD DOCTOR that feels cheated or not well paid can come out from his/her grave then go to d nearest government house and lodge a complaint.


I strongly suspect that this government has a group of guys SPECIALLY HIRED to give good ideas/reasons that can be used to loot or borrow funds.

There job is just to give ideas like :

School feeding program (no child will speak up)

payment to dead doctors (dead men don't talk)

Buying of guns for soldiers (if any soldier complains, they'll take u to d warfront and u get killed)

Billions of money for destroying the rats in Aso rock.

Billions every year for Aso rock clinic that has no paracetamol in it and will NEVER be used by our darling president (he doesn't trust them. He prefers travelling outside Nigeria for better health care)

Billions for renovation of Aso rock, Senate, etc
(Amounts higher than d cost of building a new one)


But once it comes to meaningful things, you'll start hearing that Nigeria has no money.

And they need to take more loans.


I'd love to be a politician someday so that I'll start approving budgets that'll shock d nation.

You guys should also go berserk and tie him up, then put tyre on his neck.

Set him ablaze.


There's no monopoly to violence.

Everybody can go berserk if we want to.

jaeyking:
Joblessness that's all I can say

CONGRATS TO YOU MY BOSS...!!!

the only man with a job in the whole world.