gloryhomemaker:
Abacha is a delicacy loved by many. There are various different ways of preparing Abacha, in this video i used 'ngu' from palm fronds as the thickener. Its a healthy alternative that allows you enjoy the Abacha without upsetting your stomach especially for those with sensitive stomach.

Abacha is also known as the African salad. You can recreate this and enjoy the richness of our African heritage.

Ingredients:

Abacha
Ngu
Smoked Mackerel fish aka Titus
Kpomo
Crayfish
Ukpaka (Ugba)
Garden eggs leaves
Garden eggs
Utazi
Onions
Tomatoes
Pepper
Ehuru seeds (peel the back or grind till smooth)
Palm oil



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pw6q79c2Os

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Last time, u said u were married.

I kow have a new (and diffeeent idea).

Pls, do u have a junior sister that can cook laidis?

Nice one

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Nice one...!!!

There's still hope for Nigeria.


But deep within, I don't believe this story.

Our security men are fond of dishing out lies or cock and bull stories that hardly depict reality.

Most times, they even contradict themselves with different versions of same story.

There's a 98.84% probability that the accused willingly surrendered himself to the police maybe , because of the advice of his lawyer.

But as usual...


They'd say that based on tactical information, their gallant officers quickly dispatched and overwhelmed him after a fierce gun battle with him that lasted for 2½ hours.

They captured him while others fled into the bush with various degrees of gunshot wound.

Truly, the TRUTH is a devalued currency in our country Nigeria.


But u can always trust me whenever I tell u that I've been selling premium softwares like Grammarly, Quillbot, Canva pro, Turnitin, etc as low as 3k

And that my contact details is in my nairaland profile.


God bless our President
God bless Nigeria
God bless me

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If its worth the price, buying shouldn't be compulsory or by force na.

Nothing is guaranteed in this life sha.

Not even the air we breathe.

But that life itself isn't guaranteed doesn't mean that we should stop living.

That people die from airplane crash doesn't mean we should we shouldn't fly again.

My heart was broken before but i still foolishly fell in love again.

That you've been scammed by multiple persons while trying to get premium softwares like Grammarly, Quillbot, Canva pro, Turnitin, etc doesn't mean that you shouldn't give mine a chance for as low as 3k.

That you asked for her contact details and she declined doesn't mean you can't check my nairaland profile to get mine.


All I'm saying is this....


That things went wrong doesn't me we should dwell in the past or try to be exploitative.

We need to learn to dust ourselves and move on.


Twitter company needs to dust itself and move on instead of trying to pull off exploitative stunts on Elon Musk.


God bless President Buhari.
God bless Nigeria.
God bless me.
God bless those that were hurt, but moved on.

I don't put my mouth in relationships or marriage affairs.

You'd fight for that woman today, beat up her husband on her behalf, but the next day...

You'd see her carrying another pregnancy for the same man.

And you'd be tagged as the devil that wants to break a relationship God himself made in heaven.

You won't even know how to go and apologize to the man.

If I tell you how many times I've blocked my girlfriend on WhatsApp eh... , You'd just pity me.

My friends would even applaud me for doing the right thing cos naturally, I'm a strong man.

Later on, I'd still foolishly unblock her.

Send her money.

Surprise her by Subscribing data for her even though she didn't ask for one.

Oh God...!!!

You need to see the way I smile and blush foolishly when she calls me 'baby' or 'sweetheart'.

That one completely removes the little wisdom left in my brain.

At that point, I can even kill myself for her.

Or slap any Army man that dares harass her.

Fear women sha. 

Anyway...

It's time to rush off and continue selling premium softwares like Grammarly, Quillbot, Canva pro, Turnitin, etc for as low as 3k.

I'd still work on deleting the contact details I left on my Nairaland profile as a clue.

God bless President Buhari.
God bless Nigeria.
God bless those in relationships.
God bless me.

Let's leave sentiments, ethnicity, or religious discrimination out of this...

Let's assume that YOU, my reader, own a big company.

OK, let's lower the standard.

Let's assume you own a very small shop and a 69-year-old man comes to apply to be one of your employees.

Would you employ him?

No way!!! You won't.

You'd definitely ask the old man to go home and rest.

 
OK, let's assume a scenario where you decide to employ him. You then asked for his academic certificates, and he replied with "soldiers stole it".

When you asked for his birth certificate, he said, "rat ate it years ago."

You then ask him "what makes you think you are qualified for this job? " and he replied with...

"Because its my turn"


What would be your reaction?
 
Meanwhile, you can't even work for the same old man if you are up to 60 years old. You'd be forcefully retired.

The same old men would NEVER employ you, even as a gateman, without tendering your qualifications.

Yet , at 80+ years, they want to serve in the HIGHEST Post In a country of over 200million people.
 
Nigerians, please be wise. 

 
This same old man already packaged and sold a Messiah to us that ended up proving to be worse than the devil (in his 8 years as president).

What then makes you think he'd be a Messiah?

I'm not campaigning for or supporting any presidential candidate, ethnic group, or religion.

 I'm only pleading that we all do the right thing and not one we'd all regret later.

 
I've already spent about 1½ minutes writing this short epistle.

I'd spend the remaining 2 minutes fixing up my contact details in Nairaland's profile.

Then continue with my sales of premium software like Grammarly, Quillbot, Canva pro, Turnitin, etc for as low as 3K.

 
God bless President Buhari.
God bless Nigeria.
God bless me.

gloryhomemaker:
Moi moi is mostly enjoyed by all, but the preparation seems a daunting task.
In this video is a detailed step by step process, you will also learn how to wrap the moi moi with leaves easily.
Do you know you can also bake moi moi in the oven?
Its a loaded video with lots of tips and tricks about moi moi.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sx7558815U

Ingredients:
Oloyin beans
Smoked titus fish
Boiled eggs
Shombo
Tatashe
Vegetable oil
Pepper
Crayfish
Nutmeg
Seasoning
Salt

Mehn...



Good food hits better than sex

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Mehn....


Food is life.. !!!

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Put Small pressure on d throttle. Maybe, using a stone. If u apply big pressure, the car would be moving very fast (and probably cause trouble)

Slightly Shift the steering to the right, Then use a small rope to tie d steering so that it'll remsin like that.

That's all.


No JUJU needed.

Anyone that can drive a car, keke or bike should know this already.


With the above, The car will continue moving in circles till it finally enters the gutter or crashes.

That's why u see the driver running beside d car.


Once d thing is about to crash or enter gutter, he'd rush in and adjust d steering by pretending like he's struggling d steering with d corpse.

If the car kills anyone by mistake, they'd blame the corpse and say the dead man angry.



Normally, this stunt can only be done in a spacious area and in circles.

It can't be done on straight roads cos d car will enter d gutter within seconds.

Apostle Paul (in d bible) had his Cutlass at all times even though he was one-on-one with our Jesus Christ


When Jesus Christ was arrested , he brought it out immediately and cut off d ear of one of those men (Jesus later healed d Man's ear).

But that alone shows that d cutlass wasn't in his pocket for jokes.

He meant business.

Although they preached PEACE and not vawulence...

Peace wasn't still an option.

If he can cut a human ear with it, do u think he can't cut a head?



Pls if u can, carry guns (legally licensed guns)

Read ur bible/Quran
Know ur God.

Don't let anyone deceive u based on his own interpretation of the word of God or Allah (PBUH).



If war starts in church now....

Those pastors already have over 50 bodyguards that'd protect them right there inside d church yet they tell u to hope on God.

They still have private jets + enough money in foreign accounts to fly away with.


Be wise...!!!

Too bad

Too bad

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Fear who doesn't fear all these youth pastors

Weeks ago , one said that Mercy Chinwo (a popular gospel artist) is just like a sister to him.

Now, same pastor is marrying Mercy Chinwo.
The videos are on the Internet.


From this case, its obvious that either:

1. This pastor was drunk when he said those stuffs or

2. He has never been to the market before or

3. He hardly gives his wife feeding money or

4. He's the stingy type that'd give his wife a thousand naira and expect it to last for 2 weeks (since 400 can cook soup) or

5. He's deliberately telling lies in order to sound like a motivational speaker.



As an adult, u r supposed to be able to make choices by urself without listening to noises by all these charlatans on suit.

That's called maturity.

Part of what makes u ready for marriage.

That's why my heart bleeds whenever i see my mum (that has been married for over 35 years) , rushing to attend a marriage seminar by our pastor that hasn't been married for up to 5 years.

She'd Still come back home and quarrel all day + night starting from the moment she knocks on the door.

Cos definitely, she'd say the house help opened the door too early or wasted time before opening the door

That's plain foolishness.


Rather than wasting time listening to all these negative vibes....


Lemme go back to my little world where I do stuffs that puts food to my stomach.

And also sell premium softwares like Grammarly, Quillbot, Turnitin, Canva Pro, etc for as low as 3k

With Contact details boldly written in my profile.


God bless BUHARI
God bless Nigeria
God help me

Stephenmoka4:
3-0 FT, better luck next time.

Don't mind that @greendice man


That's what cleared his bank account.

Yet, he doesn't want to help himself by quitting gambling.


Go to any bet shop and you'd see lots of His type.

Always 1million percent sure that Barca will play draw.

Then end up losing.



He won't even come back here to apologize to those that staked 27k on His useless game (that he doesn't even have 100 naira to stake on)

Had it been the game won, you would have seen him here claiming KING KONG.


Dont be surprised, he'd use a seoerate account to post that home team will win.

And finally, a third account to say that away will win for same team.


If anyone enters, pure cash out.

gloryhomemaker:


I am very married sir, Lolz... My videos should help you look before you leap. Not that food is everything required oo, but it is a very important part of the equation.

With good food, any woman can win my heart.


Good food is everything.


If my wife screenshots this salad and send to me .....


I'd close work early n rush back home.

Chai...!!!

gloryhomemaker:
Nigerian salad always go well with all Nigerian rice recipes. Salads can be eaten on their own as a meal also. This video gives the detailed process step by step.

Ingredients:

Cabbage
Carrots
Lettuce
Cucumber
Baked beans
Sweet corn
Red kidney beans
Eggs
Mayonnaise



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPoDNGEIY44

Are u married?


Pls, I'm not asking for anybody.
I'm asking for myself.

I'm tired of watching ur food videos.

Lemme do d needful biko/mbok.

NeckingNgulping:
My cousin's wife always asks me about my girlfriend or if i have a girlfriend. It's becoming annoying. Every time she sees me, she'll be like " where's your girlfriend?, Do you have a girlfriend?" Sometimes, i won't even respond, but she keeps persisting. I'm jus fed up.

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Four things are involved

Either:


1. She's crushing on u and would like to start a romantic relationshop with u.

The type that's based on lust and not love.

and just wants to know if there's another competitor nearby.


If a lady asks u this question and insists on getting an answer....

My brother, you've made it in life.


You can deny having any girl, then invite her to ur room same day and pants would be shifted.

U can even consent that u have 10 girlfriends, but still invite her over and things will still happen.

At this point, her crush for u can't be quenched by any reply u give.

Since she's married, I'd advice u to RFYDL (run for your dear life). It usually ends in Shame and premium tears.


2. This option simply means that she's expecting u to get married soon.

But its unlikely to be d case. Only ur mother, aunty or biological sister can genuinely ask this type of question.


3. This option might sound strange . but here, it simply means she Hates u being around.

She wants u to leave d house for her and go get ur own house (that's if u guys r living in same house).

Whether u live or die is none of her business.

Whether u eat or starve doesn't concern her.

She may smile and be friendly when she sees u but deep inside, she just wants u to leave.

This option usually applies when she's ur brothers wife and u r still living in same house with that ur brother.

Or in cases similar to the example above.

Women in this category are d worst of all.
They can go any length to make u leave.

For instance, some can poison ur food.

Some can arrange people to Kill u.

Some can go to native doctors to make ur brother hate u or stop rendering any form of help to u.


4. She thinks u r Gay. She just wants to be sure u r not. That's why she's asking.

Its likely she has never seen u walking, talking or holding hands with any lady before.


Take it or leave it...

But the things i listed above are exactly what it entails.

There's no extra to the list.


Check ur self with those things I listed and you'd know exactly what d situation is about

The cash out amount ( 3k ) is too poor compared to the full winning amount.

Moreover, its just 3 games left.


If I were in ur shoes, I'd take d risk and leave it.
If d game wan cut, mek e cut.



The game is 27k and remaining only 3 games.

Had it been they gave a cash out option of up to 18k , I would have suggested u cash out immediately.


But 3k ?

That's too poor.

This will surely hit fp

Someone that was previously found guilty of fraud, handcuffed, jailed.

He joined APC and got a presidential pardon.

Now, an award winner.


Isn't God wonderful?

Chai....!!!

Interesting

Neddstark:
Oga if you no sabi market, no play the market.
The market you played was for the aggregate of 2 matches not just 1.

The scores of Fc Gomel(2) and Arsenal2 (1) was added against Brest 2(1) and Shakter Soligorsk 2(4). So it is a 3-5.
The help operator explained to you but you still no gree.
I wonder why you will see a complicated market like that and play it. You owe 1xbet an apology for soiling their image online.

Thank u for opening His eyes.


What u said is 100% correct.
The guy LOST the match but hasn't realized yet.

With time, he'd understand.


As for d guy claiming his account was freezed and asked to get bank statement...

Count ur self lucky cos normally, u broke a rule in their terms and conditions.


Are u not aware that yahoo boys steal peoples ATM card, use it to fund a new 1xbet account, then withdraw it out?

That's why they simply requested for those details before they can restore ur account.


The 3 best bet sites are:


1. 1xbet

2. Melbet

3. 22bet



Before u call me names, just know I've been on this for over 15 years.

A profitable gambler.

And I have accounts with bet9ja, betking, access bet, betpawa , lionsbet, merrybet, nairabet, 9jabet, and the three I already listed above.


Those 3 have d best options , easy to use + fastest payment.

These guys should continue till there's no one left

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After creating man, God rested. It was after resting that he had deep thoughts then finally decided to create a woman

If the almighty God had 'great thoughts' before dealing with a woman, why then would u, a normal human being meddle into a woman's affair without thinking?

If u see husband and wife fighting, look d other way.

U might fight d husband, get jailed or wounded and in d next 2 months, you'd see the woman with another pregnancy for same man.

My mum has 2 rooms filled to d brim with clothes. Plus those stacked in our store and warehouse.

Then those kept in the village.


Yet, she still complains of having nothing to wear.

We all understand.


I'd repeat it again so that d deaf would hear it...

Once a woman is involved in a case, forget it.

Allow them to settle by themselves.


Don't be shocked when u see that girl pregnant for same man that flogged her.

Or sueing the police to court for illegally arresting and tormenting his sweetheart.

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Read My post again.


It give u clear details on how to reach my inbox

PavillionEnergy:
The heading sounds funny and I trust Nairalanders to take a swipe at me. But this has been disturbing me and I want you guys to help me look into this matter.


How do I get the money back?

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Stop dwelling on d past.


Money given to a woman is lost FOREVER.

Unless u r ready for unnecessary drama.

That's why my dad can give my mum 10k to prepare food.

Mum would cook jellof rice without meat, fish or even satchet tomato.

Yet, dad would just murmur and forget about it. He dares not ask for any balance because definitely, the 'high cost of living' would be d reason.


Your story started with how curvy her buttocks is.

Pls, u didnt view it for free. The payment is that loan u gave her.

Just assume that u did it for love, then count ur losses and move on.

Jesus Christ loved d world and died for love.

Same as Romeo and Juliet.

Can't u lose money for love?


Pls, let it go.
The lord will bless u in 100 folds for being f**lish.


Had it been u spent that money to get premium softwares like Grammarly, Quillbot, Canva Pro, Turnitin, etc from me for as low as 3k....

It would have been a more profitable venture.

My contact details has always been in my profile here for d whole world to see.

Clearly visible even to the blind.

But hell NO....!!! You didn't see it.


You may even give the money to me as a surprise gift.

Atleast for once in my life, lemme have a reason to do "Aaaaawwnn"

Then blush a little.
Then pray for u for a whole week.

But u didn't.


Anyway...

In this time of sorrow and grief , all I can do for u is to lend u some motivational quotes (out of d 10 quotes wey I dey manage)


Here:

1. Blessed is he that giveth than ye that recieveth. Mathew 3: 17 - 18

2. No one has ever become poor by giving.

3. When u give, you are piling up gold in heaven. Just die, then go and claim your inheritance.

4. Normally, All men are scum. But when u wholeheartedly give ur money to women without expecting it back, all scum in ur life will be wiped away.



NOTE: when this ur time of sorrow and grief is over, pls return d quotes I lent u. Make I use am hold body too.

I'm among d foolish men that lended money to a woman last year because she had beautiful eyes.

I've not fully recovered from d shock and trauma yet.

Lizzydonnah:



How much is canva pro?

Pls read my story again.

It'd accurately guide you on how to get to me

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Life's hard.

The way we torment or kill weaker/smaller animals is scary.

U just wake up and see one small animal that's probably looking for its mother...


Piaaam...!!!

U just pick d closest Stone and smash life out of it.

Pure wickedness.
Don't kill what u don't need.


That's why when some people get killed/attacked by spirits (stronger beings), I don't pity them.

That's just how the cycle of life works.


Let me share a true life story with u...

You wouldn't really believe this, but it's 100% real.


For years, I've been a weak Man that specialized in selling premium softwares like: Grammarly , Quillbot, Canva pro, Turnitin, premium courses , etc for as low as 3k.

Funny enough, my contact details where in my nairaland profile.
People easily reached out to me whenever they wanted to.

But one day like that, a STRONG MAN emerged.

Once he saw me, he had evil Intentions.


Piaaaam....!!!

He grabbed his own tools and wanted to snuff life out of me by selling at 200naira (while I was selling 3k)

My clients started calling me a traitor and cheater.


But guess what?

A Higher spiritual being (Nairaland moderators) snuffed life out of him.

They banned his account cos he broke nairaland rules.


I felt pained about what happened to him.

I cried , and cried and cried while rolling on d floor.


but you see those tears?

They were 'tears of JOY'.


That's just how the cycle of life works.

elimsun:
Good day great people of nairaland. I'll make this as short as possible and forgive my typo errors.
I've been working in this construction firm for the past five years together with taking care of my family and my girlfriend who has been in school but due to ASUU strike, now at home.
I'm usually busy and spend less time at home except on weekends - Sundays.
Recently, my girlfriend has been talking me into changing the nature of my work to another job that will afford me the opportunity to give more time to my family and her. I insisted that I'll need more time to be able to find another job but she will not have it that way.
Seems to spoke to my mother about it and it's now hell in the home with my mother threatening she will kill herself if I don't quit the job. This job is something I have used in completing my house and paying the fees of my girlfriend.
Lest I forget, I got the hint that my manager is considering me for a promotion and my quitting the job might just spell doom on me!

I'll appreciate all your suggestions, advice and criticism. I'm really in a fix!

Ask ur dad for advice.

Stop listening to women.


By women, i mean both ur mum and girlfriend.

Or any one that can comfortably bleed every month without dying.

If ur girlfriend is in a hurry , let her go n get her own dream job.

Or is she crippled?

Same as ur mum.
She's ur mum doesn't stop her from fending for herself. Is she older than those women hustling in the market?


Over here, my mum would collect large sums of money from my eldest brother.

Later on, she'd be same person to scold him for not having savings or marrying yet.


Good jobs are scarce.
Don't lose d one u have at hand.

A bird at hand is worth more than two in d bush.


What if u quit, then couldn't get a better job?

That girl will dump u. Mark my words.
Same way mums respect for u will quickly vanish.

They r all asking u to change job because they want bigger money from u.
They r just tired of what u r giving them.

They just want to sit at home n get paychecks from u.

Apart from ASUU strike, ask that lady what's her plans for d future and also, her plans for getting big paychecks too.

With that question, you'd see d emptiness inside her.


Don't say u weren't warned.

Adeleketoyin:
My people please I need your advice.

I'm having a lil loggerhead with my Fiance.

My fiance works in a company, which doesn't give him time to come home or live in his rented apartment for long.
I currently run a confectionery shop in my father's house.

My Fiance however wants to have a joint account with me when we get married soon in this my confectionery business. According to him, he'll support me, to help him get free in the future to stop his salary work and probably start another business without affecting the family.

But I don't want to have any joint account or partner with anyone in this my confectionery business. I want my business without any check or partner.
He's insisting on joint account to run the business and its getting into our relationship.

Please what do you advice?

First, Have a personal account.
Secondly, a business account for ur confectionery.


Business is Business.
What u r supposed to jointly have with him is d 'personal' account.

YES, Jointly own ur personal account with him as he requested.


To be honest, men that do this nowadays are scammers.

Don't get me wrong...

In d olden days, it was purely out of love.


My aunt owns a school and that was exactly what happened.
The man borrowed a car as show off and came to marry her.

Insisted they have a joint account and other stuffs.

She refused and that was d end of d marriage/love.



Let me state this clearly again...


BUSINESS is BUSINESS.

your husband is NOT ur business partner.


Open a business account for ur confectionery.
Then a second account as personal account.

You can even do such in same bank. Its allowed.


Afterwards, u guys can have a joint account using that 'personal account'.
And not d business account.

A man with a pure heart would easily accept d idea I told u.
But just watch out...!!! He won't.

He'd get offended cos he's after d money from that ur business.

He'd then use manipulative tactics like: "we r lovers, we should trust each other", "we should be sincere to each other" , etc


If he insists, he needs to bring an active business account in order to merge with your business. And its not even advisable to do such for any reason.

Imagine Dangote business having same account with maybe, a Fashion company simply because the owner is his wife.

It doesn't work that way


That ur husband is a fraudster and is hiding something from u. Just mark my words, You'd find out later.


If u ignore this advice, you'd still come back here for advice.

He'd run ur business down with excessive withdrawals while adding little or nothing.

He'd still secretly own other bank accounts apart from d one u guys jointly owned.

That 'joint account' would be d cause of problem in that relationship.

Once d business shuts down , he'd lay allegations on u, then get another woman thats already on standby.

Be wise oo, its 21st century. Not 18th



NOTE:
If u love d man and want d relationship to be as sweet as honey...

Open d joint account with him using that confectionery business account.

Load 1 million to it monthly (even if he contributes nothing)

Then allow him to withdraw as much as he wants.

NEVER question any debit alert u see even if he withdraws d whole money.

Whenever he withdraws Money there, just kneel down beside him and say...

"Honey , thank u for withdrawing money from our joint account today. I know u r doing it for d both of us"

In appreciation, prepare a good meal for him.
Then give him good s*x same night.

DON'T ever question what he used d money for

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