Only people like us with first hand experience of this would understand.


Shortly after mum and dad divorced (when we were kids) , mum went from one prayer house to another.

And of course, she took us along.

Some pastors accused my dad's first wife as being d one bewitching her.

Some said its My uncles.

Some said my dad was an occultic man and wanted to use us all for Rituals.

Some said its my grandfather (An eckanker man)

Our tenants, village people , etc where also blamed.


Its a looonnnng.... Story though.


Aa a kid, I've been stripped naked for 7 days before. Every morning , a prophet would bath me inside a hole dug in d ground using rain water that was collected directly (without letting it touch any roof or zinc)

Afterwards, she'd put olive oil in her mouth then spit it out on my naked body till d whole bottle has been exhausted.

I was warned never to clean it or wear clothes for d whole day.

After the olive oil session, a mixture of coconut water, olive oil, milk and elephant-grass water was given to me drink.


As regards to the topic...
In one of the deliverance sessions (a different day), my hair was shaved. a coconut was used to rub my head. After about 5minutes, d water sound disappeared. It was later broken and instead of coconut water (inside d coconut) , we saw over 100 pins (safety pins)

We were told that those pins were sent by someone to spoil my sight (I use eyeglass since nursery 1 till now).

Again, my forehead (upper side of d nose) was opened with a new razor blade. The prophet bit that place with his teeth for some minutes.

From his mouth, he spat out a small periwinkle, a small glass and other stuffs I'd rather not mention.


Was I healed?
No

I still use eyeglass.


My mum has bigger stuffs she passed through but I won't go to that.

We were charged thousands of naira.

After some weeks , the prophet said he couldn't give a cure to d problem but there's a bigger prophet that can do that.

A visiting day was scheduled to meet that bigger prophet.

On d way to his place, mum had an accident so it was canceled.

Another day, they tried going again.
The bike man and my mum fell into a mud-water pothole. It was canceled.

So, they didn't meet d prophet.


About 2 weeks later, we heard stories on d TV and radio of a popular native doctor that has denounced his membership and was exposing anyone that has ever visited him.

Those mentioned where tortured and killed by d youths.


Lo and behold...

That 'native doctor' was d exact person (bigger prophet) mum was going to meet when he had those accidents.


Anyone From Abia state will remember around the year 2009 when a native doctor called UTU trended. He's an Ngwa man .

He's the exact person I speak of

Arresting over 30 youths and showcasing about 10 laptops as exhibit?

Very funny

Out of over 30guys that are over 30years old, u saw two Cars?

Lol...!!!

Is it a crime for a 30year old man (or more) to own a car?


In foreign countries, kids of 5 years MUST own educational laptops or tablets.
And later on, real ones.

As a Nigerian , i might decide to build 10 houses if God blesses me.

But u see car....

NO WAY...!!!


If I eventually get a car, it'd be a 1990 model of that car and MUST be a fairly used one.

When d police men and EFCC sees it, they'd even feel pity for me.

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Deeprooted:
I opened a business for my wife,to the glory of God, the business is doing good.

All of a sudden, money start missing. All efforts to balance the account at the close of business were all abortive. We thought our workers were the one stealing but they are innocent. My wife has been crying after the recent one which was 110k. A friend who had experience same, advise her to put a piece of charcoal in the vault where she keeps money. But that doesn't go down well her even me.

The business is quite competitive but God has been really good to us.

What do you suggest I do?


Note: She opens and closes with prayers

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Ur wives problem is an easy one.


The truth is this...

1.) Some customers use fetish money to buy goods.
Once u put that money into ur purse, other cash there starts disappearing. Its 100% real and not a fabricated story.

The easy solution to this is just to buy one BITTER KOLA then put it inside where u normally put money (ur safe box and that small waste purse market women wear).

2.) I always advice people NOT to trust whatever a woman says. My aunts money kept on disappearing in d market after making sales. She bought kolanut yet it didnt stop.

One day, I took it up upon myself to stay with her in d market.
First buyer came, she wrote everything down in a book, punched the calculator and got 10,200naira. She collected 10,200 from d buyer.

But I recalculated it and got 15,200naira. I had to rush to call back d buyer. At the end, she gave us extra 5k.

3.) Its possible ur wife is stealing those cash then claiming victim.

4.) This one I'm about to say might sound funny but if u ask ur fellow market women, they'd tell u that its 100% true. Just try it.

U see that safe box used to keep money in d market?

Some sellers of that box usually take it to native doctors and put charms on it.
They'd then sell it off to market men and women.

Once u out money there, they can easily steal it from d box through fetish methods.
Ask ur market neighbors about this if u think I'm telling lies.

5.) Finally, install a CCTV.

Some persons (especially women) usually go to stores to steal. They r professionals and so fast that u won't even know anything happened.

If u want to challenge me on this, I'd send u a video of a woman that was caught on CCTV camera stealing.

Even from d CCTV , it be hard for u to believe she stole something because of how fast she was.

The funny part is that d secretary was right in front of her watching d stuff when it happened yet she didnt even know what happened.

UCHIHAmask:

May that grandma burn in hell,wtf is "rest in peace"

She won't.

Generally, she's a good woman

Mine was a sad tale but a bit different

My parents had 5 kids ( four boys and a girl)

The sad tale happened around when I was in primary 1.


My Grandma heard a story of how a child put his fingers in her sisters genital. The first thing that came to her mind was to rush down to my mums house to break d news. She just believed that we've been doing same.

Somehow, she came and convinced my mum that we all ( the four of us) have been putting our finger in our sisters anus.

As at then, our eldest brother was still in either primary 4 or 5 (I'm the third child).

My Grandma and mum brought us all out in d parlour and gave us all serious flogging without telling us what was wrong.

After d first batch of torture, we were all crying already. That was when she announced that we have been putting our fingers in her anus.

Pls before u judge me, note that at such age, I had ZERO IDEA of what putting hands in someone's anus meant.

My sister was called to confess.
She shouldn't be more than 2 years then.

They asked her...

Did xxxx put his hand in ur bum bum?
She'll Nod her head in affirmation.

Did yyyy put his hand in ur bum bum?
She'll Nod again.

Will u eat human head? She'll nod
Will u drink urine? She'll Nod

Anything u say, She'll nod.

Mum didn't care about her foolish nodding. They just wanted her to confirm that we all put fingers there.

Well..., after several hours or torture , the eldest two insisted that they've never done such before (because they were a bit matured and knowledgeable then). They were spared.

I tried same but more beating was added.

Mum stripped me and d last son naked and flogged us more .

She said, 'tell me d truth, I'll leave u'

We both said we r innocent.

More slaps, flogging and hours of kneeling down where served to us.

Frog jumping and 'no food' threats were added.
Followed by no more school fees.
And finally, that they'd come to our school and make sure we'll be called out and flogged in front of everyone during morning assembly.

She kept on saying " tell me d truth and I'd leave u".

Finally , we had to admit to d story so that mum would spare us.

Lol....!!!


That was when d real beating started. Its a long story though.

She told all our relatives about how we've been putting our fingers in our little sisters anus.

She won't let our sister play or stay with us.
She'd just shout 'remove her from there before xxxx and yyyy (name withheld) would start fingering her.

She bought more pants for her (the BIG ones) plus some stuffs that is blackish and looks like boxers (don't know d name but women wear it alot). She must were pant, that black boxers, and a hose at same time before putting on her blouse.

Followed by tutorials for her to shout and report us to mum any day we touch her pant again. Lol...!!!

Whenever mum is bored, she'll just call d both of us, strip us naked, kneel us down , then flog us as much as she wanted.

Followed by questions like, "when was d last time u put fingers in ur sisters bum bum? ".
"Is it yesterday? Last week? today? "

If u don't pick anyone, She'll pick one for u.
Maybe, she'd say d last time u did it was yesterday.

Whenever grandma feels bored , she'd come to our house, strip us naked and start her own flogging.


I'm almost 30 years now.
I'm a non-virgin.
I might have done stuffs with my female friends.

But d truth remains this...
As kids, we were tortured for what we knew nothing about.

Something I had no idea of what it meant.

Someday, maybe this week, I'd call my sister and mum together, she has to confess whether she was fingered or not.

And mum MUST apologize for d unnecessary torture.
Grandma is dead. So, let's allow her to rest in peace


If my sister decides to accuse me , then we MUST get a native doctor to fish out d truth.

I won't let such heavy accusation slide again without repercussions

Its ur house.


Claim that u want to do renovation IMMEDIATELY.

Remove d roof of d house then leave it that way.

Arrest anyone that tries to fix it


If u like more drama, dig a LARGE swimming pool in front of his door

Just one large enough to cover his door and can't be jumped.

Tile it.

Then start disposing all ur dirty kitchen sink water there.

He's only option will be to leave d compound but he'll definitely stubbornly lock d flat Inorder to punish u @ the landlord.


What will u do next?

Get a bricklayer, then completely seal his door with blocks (with his property inside)

Inform d local vigilante about it.

If he ever breaks ur property, call the vigilante boys cos he can't spoil ur property anyhow.

And if he needs his property, he must pay d 2 years rent


Finally, serve him a letter to come take his property within 1 month else, if he doesn't it'd be assumed hr has nothing left there because u guys don't have any active tenancy agreement.

He's not ur tenant
He's on his own


He can't come to claim his property because its sealed.
And he won't b able to pay d 2 years rent

If he goes violent, d vigilante will cure d madness.

If he comes as a thief to harass u, get him burnt instantly.


DON'T engage in any discussion or exchange of words with him.

DON'T fight with him.

DON'T honor any court invitation again. This is Nigeria, nothing will happen.


Nigeria is hard already.
If anyone tries to act like a mad man, serve d person doses of madness.

The WORST form of war is 'silent war'

Buying house for 1.5m?


Is this a joke?

Is the 1.5m for d land, foundation, roofing, or finishing?

Pls do ur research well.


Lol

Luckylife:
All those paedophile and those responsible for the protection of the students most be questions.

Lol...!!!


Google 'Chrisland rape video' or search it on twitter.

You'll clearly confess its NOT rape at all.


They daughter was even d one on top of d guys, whining her waist up and down.

She even did different sex styles on top of d guy while 'smiling'


Other roommates where there too on same bed complaining about d noise d bed made . that they wanted to sleep.

Her daughter is a skilled ashawo.

A non-virgin to start with.


So sad that she had all those sex skills at her age



I always say this...

"Never take action or make comments based on what a lady said. Always make ur research or at least , hear from both parties involved"

Women are always deceitful.


I love my mum more than my dad.
But I'd rather listen to my dad than listen to mum.

Googledman:
Hi guys, just opened this account to stay anonymous.

I've been dating this girl for 5 months now, everything I've been smooth until just yesterday evening. I was chatting with her through WhatsApp, it was all fun until i used a sticker of this skit maker ''ogb cultist". In that sticker, he raised his hand like he wanted to slap someone and his signature slang "You wan collect??"..

The response i got almost got me mad... She said she has known that I will be abusive, I'm wicked and all manner of talk. Then she said its over... IT'S OVER BETWEEN US. I tot it was a joke, like how can i explain me trying to joke and then the joke is now on me. I told her, i never meant it, it was just a joke. Even the preceding conversations before i sent in the sticker was all fun nd jokes but she said she couldn't risk being with someone that sees slapping someone as a joke. Moreover, why should i joke with such sensitive matters that just recently a claimed life of someone she look up to.

Now, this is serious has she have blocked my lines and no form of communication since.

Pls what should i do... A friend of mine said she is just looking for a slight opportunity to dump me. Is it enough reason to call a sweet relationship off. Pls i need advise.

hope you've had multiple sex with her?

If yes, pls move to d next one.
You've not lost anything.

There are over 100 million ladies in Nigeria alone.

U can't have any meaningful relationship with a lady that's immature and reacts like that.

Ordinary WhatsApp sticker broke ur relationship with her. Lol...!!!

Imagine marrying such a woman.
Every month, she'd pack and run back to her parents cos of flimsy excuses.

She might be annoyed at u, but blocking u is childish and a step too far.


From here, I can even tell that ur life is in shambles. U need to upgrade.

Upgrade ur looks, finances, education, etc

When u level up, women won't discard u as trash. Even if one does such, there'd be 10more ready to catch u.

also read books about how to handle women.

Its not every time that you'll beg that gender.


Since she blocked u, tell her to 'get out' and pretend like u don't care.
Don't call or message her oo.

In less than a week, She'll unblock u and find a way to reach u again.

If she doesn't, just know that even before d break up, that she was already servicing someone else's genital.

More like a publicly owned Vag*na

GraciousGod190:
As much as I hate bringing this here, I need advice on ways to go about this..is it right for a father to drag his wife wealth with his son, knowing fully well, the son is now a grown man.

My mom left us with lot of properties she acquired as inheritance from her father and mother side, been the only surviving child, while she was still around some relatives wanted to grab some of it...claiming she's a woman...but seeing she had a grown up son which was me they had to maintain and stay on their lane... besides my mom was never the sluggish type.

Now, my dad is trying to drag this property with me, saying he wants to sell some of the land without even informing me... he his claiming some of house rents and lavishing it on frivolities anyhow.

Yes he's my father, he trained me up to this stage that I am, but by right I thought Those properties are mine already.since it's inheritance that's supposed to be passed down to her offsprings.....if am wrong please someone should tell me.

Have a manly chat with ur dad.

If necessary , compensate him with a plot of land.


But if I'm in ur shoes, I'd start selling those ur mums properties secretly. Then use the proceeds to buy new properties FULLY REGISTERED in my name.

If its 10 plots of land, DENY.

only claim she handed over 1 or 2 plots to u.


Family comes first before all these earthly stuffs. Try and reason with ur dad

Wow...!!!

That's awesome.

Lemme rush to d nearest bet shop and place a bet.

Something *Good* might come out today

Lol

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Nice one

Lol

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TheOldGods:
We have been dating for a while now. Been coming to my house and my parents knows her. Normally she visits and sleeps over and ofcourse because she is my guest ,I'll have to give her food etc.


So today I decided to be different. I told her I was hungry and if she was, ofcourse she hurried and said yes, dresses up and jumped in my lexus. I just smiled, and started the car and we drove to a restaurant.

Before we got down from the car, I told her that I don't want to spend more than 3k on the meal between the both of us, and I told her to handle it, which she said fine, and split the fees to 1500 each. She got her food and a huge chicken which everything was 1500 naira on her end, and I got swallow which was about 1050 naira on my end. And the total money was 2550 naira. Then suddenly my girlfriend told me she also wants plantain, that the money is not yet upto 3k. That it must reach 3k. I was shocked because, if we were married then she can't help me save money when I tell her let's cut down cost. I thought she would even be happy that she saved me money and now we didn't send upto that 3k. But wow.

The waiter wanted to take the food and add the plantation of 450, but I refused and told her to collect her payment as we were done ordering.

My so called girlfriend then got angry and decided to seat somewhere far away from me, and we didn't see each other till I was done eating, although she waited for me. To my surprise she didn't eat that food, she packaged it back in a takeaway bag, and kept it for me. I asked her why she didn't eat the food she ordered by herself which was already 1500, as we agreed, and she said she won't eat it, and I took the food back. I ate the food myself with the chicken.

Right now, I don't want to take this relationship serious. Did I do the wrong thing by not allowing her spend the remaining money and making it 3k? Which ofcourse was the remaining money from my own food.?

If ur plans is to marry a lady, don't start d habit of carrying her to restaurants where you'd spend 3k.

Instead, give her that 3k or more to cook anything she can cook.


Had it been she cooked rice and that 450 remained, do u think she'd go out again to d market to buy plantain?


Moreover , after training her by carrying her to all restaurants In town...

After marriage, she'd expect the same.
Can u do that for her daily?


Cos once u stop doing that , marriage wahala don start.


Don't let her get d upper hand in d relationship because she claimed to be angry.

You are even d one that owns a Lexus.
Don't call or chat her again.
If possible,Get a new babe.

Naturally, She'd regain her senses after a while then come back to apologize.

But If u ever apologize to her , you'd regret it later

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I hardly comment on stuffs like this.

After Bubu's first term , d north came together and contributed money to buy ticket for him so that he'd go for second term.

Even T*nubu that forced this abomination on us is already campaigning for his own turn to rule.

People will still vote him.



Please, let d madness and violence continue till we become wise.

But I pray it'll never come to me or my household

ProphetofOdin:
Hi,
Please I will try to be brief as possible as i can.
I work with a firm that sells construction equipment, and head the logistics and warehouse department. I have this junior colleague that has been with the company for 8years(long before i joined cos i have only been there for 2+ years), he is experienced and good at his job.
But yesterday i caught this guy trying to steal two pieces of 70ah batteries, it really broke my heart because he can not even sell this things for up to 100k. I have tried everything in my capacity to make sure those working under my dept enjoy every benefits that are due to them; from hazard allowance, overtime, and so on. I sign all this allowance without asking questions even when sometimes some of them are questionable. I was doing all this so that nobody has any reason to steal and they have small change to augment their salary.
Personally i hate theft and frown at it and they all know it cos i keep preaching against this at every meeting, and if i escalate this to the management at the HQ in Lagos, he might be sack without benefits after 8 long years and he is a family man.

Though I have scold him and told him he would hear from me by Monday morning, the truth is given the situation I don't know what to do with this guy.

I am really confuse cos i don't even know how long he has been doing this shit.

Are there open slots at ur workplace?

I can do lots of stuffs.

Check ur DM

Open ur teleg.r.am app and search for 'African Wifipreneur's forum'

Lol


The guy is a LEGEND.

Committing same crime right inside the prison.

Majority of Nigerian big boys are scammers.
But they usually cover up using words like 'I'm a musician, crypro trader, Instagram influencer, fashion designer, etc"

Everybody wants to go on strike

They are now on Indefinite strike

"Never seen" by Moses bliss


The song's powerful

NewDadTroubles:
Good morning Nairaland


I'm going to be as explicit as possible and I need professional legal counsel/inputs to the issue stated below. (Pardon all blunders biko)

My wife recently got fed up with her place of work and decided to tender her resignation letter. She happens to be in the teaching profession and we all know what goes on in the private teaching schools (Most anyways).

On Friday the 4th of March which was supposed to be her final day at the school, the school's HM instructed her phone to put her phone on her desk (HM's) on the pretense that it was an open day and didn't want her distracted. She did exactly that and the day went just fine, after which, she dropped all the school's materials/properties with her and left.
On getting home, she went through her phone and discovered that her WhatsApp messages and conversations had been deleted, text messages deleted, all her contacts deleted, and all chats on her phone read. As if that wasn't enough, a few of her contacts called her to tell her they received messages from the school asking what her relationship was with them? Imagine!!!

Moreover, I think it is also good I state the fact that she and the HM haven't been best of friends due to an event that happened sometimes back between both parties. But for her to pick up her phone and go through it, and not just that, but also deleting her chats and wiping off contacts, deleting photos that has to do with the school, that's to the extreme haba!!!

Is there any legal ground to pursue this case or is it me just being emotional hurt that my wife's privacy has been trampled upon and I need to act. What should be my next point of action?

Thanks
NewDadTroubles

I'll advice u not to dive into any issue pertaining to two women like that.

This will help you live long on earth.

If d boss was a man, better. I'd have asked u to dive in and behave as u like.


But u see a case of two women? Pls abstain.
Try and talk to her boss and hear from her own side of d story.

Ur wife is definitely hiding 98% of d real details.


I repeat, never dive in to women affairs Like that.

Your wife may decide to sue d boss, then u back her up.
But NEVER be d one to make that decision


Sadly, I wasted majority of my childhood age listening to the thousand lies of mum after she divorced dad.

Dad is occultic
Dad is wicked
Dad doesn't contribute anything.

Like 10 Years later, they reunited and I finally got to hear from dads side of d story.

Mum lied.
Chronic liar.
99% lies.

Never trust a woman or believe what they say with all ur heart so that ur days may be long on earth. Genesis 37: 14 - 15

Judge no man.

Especially,when u don't know what they've passed through

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Its a medical condition.

Probably , u inherited from someone in ur family. Check ur uncles, aunty, grandma/grandpa, etc. You'd notice exactly what I said. Someone has it.

That forgetfulness is what causes d HIGH intelligence.

Read about albeit Einstein.
He spent 12months in d womb and has a brain disorder. At d end , he became super-intelligent.

Read about Stephen hawking too.
Crippled , speechless with brain disorder but super intelligent.

Same goes to some albinos.
Skin disorder but intelligent.


I once had a female friend with similar case.
She kept on skipping classes at primary school cos of her intelligence and she always took d first position despite d classes she jumped.

Imagine taking someone from jss1, then put her in Jss3 yet she takes d 1st position there.

Next term, instead of ss1, u take her to ss2 yet she still takes d 1st position there.

She graduated from secondary school at around 13 years (instead of d usual 16 - 18)
As at her year 3 in the university d bank refused to open an account for her cos she was still below 18years.
She had to go to d bank with her mum before something was arranged for her.


Why am I saying all these?

She was smart.
We were close friends.
We had long midnight calls and discussed our goals together.
She preached to me about Jesus Christ.

One day, I called her on phone and guess what?

She can't remember who I am.
I explained and described all I could but she couldn't recall.
We met, yet no idea.

At some point, she was even thinking that I am a stranger that's trying to scam her.


It was her junior sis that told me to forget everything or start toasting her afresh.
That forgetting me is normal cos of her mental wahala and she has as well forgotten most of her close female friends.