TeamLeader:



O boy. This info shock me. So bro what can one do in this scenario now? Or Las Las we go call on God to con help us block the card finally. Again we are in trouble in this country

Just remove all ur money from that account.


Then Block d card.


Finally, tell them to disable Internet transactions on d account



After about 2 weeks, apply for a new card.

You can then reactivate everything Again.



But the best is to abandon d account for like 2 years.

Just open a new account in another bank.


After that 2 years, d Loan app won't be functional again.

It'll be banned due to multiple complaints

TeamLeader:


So bro are you saying now that once a card is blocked and a new one is issued, the old card details will still be active online?

We are in trouble in this country.

That's what I said and I can boldly say it again.

That's what happens.



Once blocked, u may not be able to withdraw money with it again.

But it can still be used for internet transactions.


Both the old and new card will work for internet transactions (here , its just 2 cards)


Go to any bank and ask d customer care....


You can have up to 5 or more cards linked to ur account at same time.

All will be active.



Only a FOOL would tell me that such cards can't be used cos of d OTP.


it means that you've not heard of number spoofers and other stuffs.


If u like, block d card.

A skilled scammer wud use that blocked card to send all ur money to crypto.

Then take loans with ur account (and cash out d loan).


Go to ur useless bank and SHOUT/COMPLAIN.


After everything...
Nothing will happen.


U will still bend down and fill the 'fraud complaint form' . then go home.

Your money is gone forever.

Athemisia:

True... Two years after the expiration of my ATM card I was unable to withdrew cash so I got a new one but lo and behold, the old one was still fully functional online and the new one wasn't recognized.

Someone here on nairaland was making jest of me.

He said once blocked, nothing can happen again.

He even posted a pic to mock me.



I refused to respond to d idiot.


In real life, I'm a big introvert that's a bit shy to go out.

But on d internet, I'm a vicious monster.


There's nothing legal or illegal that you'll speak of that I don't have an idea of.

But I chose to be a good guy cos thats how we were trained.





I avoid telling lies.

I avoid commenting on topics I don't know.

I avoid commenting on stuffs I have no experience of.


When I speak, people should take their jotters and pen down my advice.

I don't expect a nairaland kid to start arguing or mocking me out of ignorance.



Check all comments so far, they r 100% true.

Although they might sometimes sound funny.

Dollar is at 550



God bless Nigeria.


Bubu is working

Tonytonex:
they can only take a loan if there's money in his account. And also if they have his password.

U r funny.


Who gives/takes loan when there's money?



If u have an empty salary account, its enough to use for loans.


Takes 5 minutes.


There are lots of ways to bypass passwords.

Have u ever heard of term like 2D site ?

Non-VBV , Non-AVS , etc?

100% sure ticket to front page.


I'm still praying for d day a snake would cross my path so that I'll share the story and pic with my nairaland brethren.

And hopefully, make front page.


Sir, u r blessed.


But I know u won't appreciate this great blessing.


Check my signature/profile . I have that thing you've been searching for.

TeamLeader:


Yes I will tomorrow. Thank you. Country hard gan o

Getting a new card might sound like d solution.


But its not.


I've seen a naira land case like this.



Do u know that 10 ATM cards can be linked to one bank account and all be used at same time?


Once deactivated, it may not withdraw cash again from ATM machines.


But spammers knows of ways to still use it to make internet transactions.

Just pray that they don't take loans with it.




The only solution is to go to a POS and withdraw all d money.


Then abandon that account for like 2 years

Here's my opinion (and experience)



Ur uncle asking u why u don't ask him for favors

Added to ur mothers statements makes me believe ur mom.

u secretly took d money.

For her to call u in a sad mood to inform u that u broke her heart means that 'spiritually' , she has been informed that something has gone wrong cos of that money u collected.

And such info can't be wrong.

Something is NOT spiritually right about that ur uncle.

Nigerian uncles with 'good heart' don't ask people why they've not been coming to them for money.

Yes..., if u ask them for money, they may give.

But they don't just ask u why you've not been calling them for money.

Do u think he is CBN governor?





If not for d above reason, I would have told u to forget all those useless rants by ur mum.

Whenever I want to scare kids , I just tell them that if they 'do this or that' , OJUJU (masquerade) will eat their head.

They'll end up avoiding that stuff I threatened them with.


Check urself well.
Ask old people in village questions.

I'm suspecting that u r d FIRST child.

d man u call UNCLE might even be ur real FATHER.

Maybe, ur mums relationship with him didnt work out.

Ur uncle got ur mum pregnant, but mum ended up marrying ur present dad and shifted the pregnancy to him


And as usual, she's claiming that he is evil in order to scare u away from him.



What am I saying?

My mum and dad divorced when we were kids.

For those 12 years of divorce, Mum raised us up telling us (and everyone else) of horrible stories of how dad is a ritualist and Occultic man, beats her all d time, wants to kill her, etc

How he tried using us for rituals.

Every one in d family had a different 'Glory be to God' story of how dad tried using us for blood money but failed.

Yes..., mum is HIGHLY SPIRITUAL and knows every ministry or prayer house.

My childhood spiritual stories/experience can fill up a 2,000 page book (no jokes).
Just mine alone, without adding those of my brothers.

In one of those stories, we went to a place were I was bathed with water that never touched any roof for 7 days. It was collected by keeping buckets outside in an open space.

And I was not to enter any bathroom.
A pit was dug where I bathed inside for those 7 days.

After each bath, a certain leaf was pounded and d water from it collected.

Then the water was mixed with water from unripe coconut + olive oil.

I drank that for 7 days after each bath.

On the 7th day, something u won't believe happened but whatever I say is 100% unadulterated truth.

i use spectacles (even till today) .

They said my father blocked my sight with a spiritual glass. Then invoked pins into my brains. And they must be removed.

Mum PAID CASH.

a leaf was rubbed on my head, then a coconut was used to rub my head for up to 10minutes.

After about 10minutes....

The coconut was shaked and I noticed that the water-sound of d coconut has totally disappeared.

When the coconut was broken , over 130 PINS came out from it (instead of d normal coconut water).

Secondly (same time), another leaf was rubbed on my head. The prophet rubbed his head against mine. Then coughed out (from his mouth, not mine) a PERIWINKLE Shell and other stuffs I can't remember.

Finally, a new Razor blade was used to cut my forehead ( top side of d nose).

The prophet used his teeth to bite me so hard for up to 5 minutes. That was when he finally ate out a piece of GLASS from my forehead plus some of my flesh.


As for mum...

A locked padlock was eaten out of her chest (space in between d breast). They said it was used to lock her heart so that she'd die.

Some prayers where made and d padlock was opened, burnt and discarded.


In another story, I was stripped 100% naked in front of d alter during a church service.

I tried to hide my penis (cos I already had 3 strands of pubic hair coming out on my scrotum) but the woman forced me to raise up my hands.

The prayer was against d spirit of death.

I was made to turn around, roll on d floor, squat (while she spat large volumes of olive oil on me from her mouth) and other stuffs I won't like to mention here.


This is just two stories out of over 30 stories from that prayer house alone.

Now, multiply it by over 50 prayer houses we've been taken to.

I speak d truth

Funny enough, even though d glass has been removed, I still wear spectacles till today




Back to 12 years after divorce, mum and dad re-united again.

If not that we were already 5 adults, I could swear that mum would have gotten pregnant again for same occultic husband.

U dare not say that dad is occultic cos mum would get angry and SCOLD you all day for accusing dad falsely.

Dad is just a simple, easy going man (still has his own flaws but nothing 'spiritualistic about him)



When mom quarelled with our neighbors, she accused them of being witches.

Our neighbors where witches

People at her work place were witches.

As a Nigerian , You already know that all my uncles are wizards. Right?

Same as everyone in our village


When she reconciled with one of d neighbor, that one stopped being a witch.



All I'm saying here is this...

Right now, ur mom is correct and u should listen to her.

Stay away from that uncle

But in future , NEVER TRUST A WOMAN when she accuses someone of being diabolic.

Do u know d problem with our Normal Naira?


1. ) it is usually changed /redesigned after years

In 1990 when we were still using d old paper notes, some politicians looted billions of naira, dug holes like soakaway pits in their compounds, fixed GP water tanks inside them and stored the money there.

Guess what?

After some years, a new design of d naira note was made and this made those BILLIONS of old currencies looted to become useless.


2. ) *storing the LOOTED currency Is difficult*

Do u know that you'll need more than a 3-storey building to store Abachas loot (if it should be converted to 1,000naira notes)?

Abacha was caught. That's why he's termed a criminal.

There are hundreds of Nigerian politicians that have looted more than him but you'll never know cos they have not been caught (and won't be caught).


3. ) you can't buy excessive properties with the looted funds cos people would always expose those properties and you'll be probed.



BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS....!!!


With the new E-NAIRA , you can loot unbelievable sums of money and no one would notice.

You can safely store them and access them from anywhere.

They can be safely and easily converted to naira, dollar or other cryptocurrencies.

U no longer need storage tanks to hide d money.



CONCLUSION: The E-NAIRA is a good idea and will surely be approved by ALL politicians, starting from out darling president.

No opposition at all.


Even the yahoo boys will smile at this cos it means new opportunities for bigger and better scams.

TMTR:
No shaking to those of us earning in dollars

Assuming u get 1$ and was paid 540naira instead of 185 that was obtainable in 2011,


You'll still spend it on those things that u spent the on in 2011.



For instance in 2011, let's say that with 185 naira ( 1$ ), u bought:

1 litre of Kerosene @ 65naira, and 12 cups of rice @120naira



In 2021 , ur 540 naira will still buy :

1litre of kerosene @260 .

But sadly, the remaining 280 can't get u up to 12 cups of garri agian.



So...

Stop rejoicing cos u earn in dollars.

I also earn in dollars .



Once dollar goes up, prices of everything goes up.

Yes u will.


But as u can see, there's nothing like FREE and FAIR election in Nigeria.

So, don't even contest

Pierocash:
Things aren't actually expensive in Nigeria compared to other advanced countries. It is the purchasing power that differs.


There are people in Nigeria who earn over $10k dollars a month. If such people travel out of Nigeria to the USA,he will come back to tell you that cost of living in Nigeria is way too cheaper compared to the US.


I will rather earn $1k a month in Nigeria,than to earn $3k-$5k in America

Why will u earn $1k a month in Nigeria?

Is that ur currency?



U r just making comparisons as if u r holding a wrap of Indian hemp on d other hand.



If u want to compare, say ...


Its better I earn 300,000naira in Nigeria than to earn 5,000 $ in America.



If I'm to choose, I'll go with living & earning In America.

There's more to life than just money.


U wake 100% sure that no Fulani man will kill u.

U hear good discussions and not discussions revolving around cows, opening a ministry for cows, grazing routes for cows, RUGA, etc.

When ur right is abused, u can call d police n trust their decisions.



As a Nigerian, I'm even scared of buying a car cos I still look young (I'm 28).

Cos its either the police arrests u and say u r an IPOB guy (then steal ur car while u remain in prison)

Or they call u a yahoo boy.

Or they plant Indian hemp in ur car , then still accuse n arrest u.



Try googling "list of failed states"

You'll see Nigeria on d list.

Nigeria is a failed state.



But I still love my country Nigeria.
God bless Nigeria.
God bless our darling president.

meanwhile, my girlfriend expects me to take her out on her birthday.

And also, take her out on my own birthday.



Nothing to show that I'm actually dating someone.



Biko, if u r a single lady between d ages 25 - 45, DM let's talk.


If u r below 22, pls avoid me.
I don't need indomie-brain kids

.


Difference between northern and eastern suspects:

See the way CONFIRMED KIDNAPPERS/MURDERERS where given chairs to sit.

There precious guns were also respected by being kept on a a CLEAN table.

They all had their clothes on .

And no sign of torture.




But if it were those from d east...

Random innocent guys would be arrested.

They'll be tortured (some would even die in d process)

Their clothes would be removed , remaining only their pants.

Some would be shot in their legs to make things look as if it were a fierce gun battle.

And why on earth would they be given chairs?

Lol...

They'll sit on bare floor.



One Nigeria is a SCAM

bilaal29:

A link to the thread please

I'm not here to advertise or promote anything.


From my post, figuring things out should be easy

Triplerg:
You spoil yourself with N500? Hmm I don't want to laugh

U won't understand sir.


That 500 naira 'spoiling' is only on month end when I get paid.

Its not even everyday something.



Trust me, some peoples case right now is even worse than that

...

God bless Nairaland.


This is one forum that has greatly blessed my life.



This is where I get my daily news and also get d chance to laugh over comments from normal guys and d mad ones.

It helped me startup a side hustle that gives me 70k+ monthly without leaving my room.

Its where I get direct, non-edited , quality info on any topic.



Truly, good people still exist

yarimo:
IPOB biko you need to protest in afghanistan too and introduce sit at home

Once u mention IPOB , that short tail In between ur legs would start erecting and having multiple ejaculations.


Do u love Nigeria as it is?

Would u reject a USA visa if given one?

Would someone from USA accept a Nigerian visa?

Magu , the corrupt 3FCC boss is still walking freely.


Same as Abba Kyari.


And over 472 politicians I wouldn't like to mention their names cos I know that I'm not strong enough to fight anyone.

Its God that has been fighting for me.

muller101:
One phone having face recognition, finger print and code lock. I won't say anything.

Face recognition?


That one is useless.


My roommate has been opening my phone anyhow until d day I caught him.

It ended up being face recognition.

After about 3 attempts, d phone unlocks.

He's fair, I'm dark

I have beards, he doesn't.

We are not related in anyway. He's just someone the University fixed in my hostel room back then.



Same case for my elder brother.

My junior bro unlocks my elder brothers phone in one attempt only as if d phone belongs to him.


Face unlock is not reliable.

Danjikanbauchi:
leave village people out of this, the fulani and Boko Haram Terrorists been recruited into Nigeria forces are executing southern youths.

Am an Igbo man .

My parents and grandparents and ancestors are Igbos.

So, this is not a tribalistic post.



After investigation, you'll see that ALL those policemen involved in his torture and death are all Igbo men.

No single Fulani.


Fulani are usually army guys and are seen on d highways or at checkpoints.

They'll only become violent when u slap or insult a fellow Fulani man (even if d Fulani guy is wrong).



As for d Igbo's...

They are naturally greedy.

They r d ones that go round doing all d kidnappings and torture.

An Igbo man with 20 houses is not even satisfied with life. He'll try to make it 50 houses.

When he finally gets 50houses , he'll try to make it 100.


And when he gets 100 houses, he'll start aiming to own a whole city.


That's why I weep when I see d atrocities being committed just because Nnamdi Kanu is in prison.

When Biafra finally comes, without Nnamdi Kanu around, it'll definitely be another Taliban.


Yes, I love d biafran ideology.

But most times, I pray for a little delay cos d Igbos are not ready yet.

If Its not working fine, move on with ur normal life.

N-power is a waste of time.

Nigeria itself is a scam.


U cud spend years if ur life on N-Power thinking that u r employed and earning salary not knowing that you r wasting ur youthful days.


Anyway, life itself is a scam.

We all live to die

I wish u d best.

Nowadays, J.S.S.3 students wants to buy Benz, lavishly spend on their girlfriends, make mama proud.

They've all turned yahoo boys and girls.

No one wants to read again.

Just make money and pay to special centers where answers would be written on d board.

Or u can even pay and d exam wud b written for u.

U can't even see a virgin girl again in SS2.


How then will they pass JAMB?

Wow....!!!


I LOVE THIS.


Best comedy so far .
I love the way it deals with current happenings in the society.


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Check my profile for more info.

That's all they know how to do.


They'll do so to Nnamdi Kanu, Sunday Igboho or any Nigerian that doesn't behave d way they like.

When same bandits attacked police Stations in the East, IPOB was blamed.


Now, its Zamfara state.

Who will be blamed?

Bubu is working

Traplord09:

You that went to school please
What do you do for a leaving?,,
People like you can't just pass ...
For your village,you get flyover...
Or your village people tell you
make you fine me
English teacher...

What I do for a "leaving" ?

lol...!!!


Thou has failed academically but thats not a problem.

The problem is that thou has refused to heed d advice of d wise so that despite thy foolishness, thou may findeth wisdom.

Traplord09:

What mistake
Dss at work looking for were to true stone
No wonder British da lol black.
I lol in millions ways......
What about the bandit
Dss actually acting movie in east to bring down
Igbo ..
Nnamdi kalu is a peaceful protesters....
What smartness does buhari have
E, g killing...
Turn Christian to Islamic
No wonder Yoruba sell there right..
For pice of cake
2023 fulani go rule southwest
Da keep shoting say baba. 90 years old man....

Sometimes, people come to public forums and start blabbing.

And they'll think they r making so much sense.

Not knowing that they've ended up making no sense.


Go back to ur primary school.

This time around, pay attention to ur English teacher.