₦airaland Forum

Deathissweet:
Please explain to me why there’s no increase in covid infection or death when there was massive #endsars Protest.


Plus APC's governorship mega rally and campaign during the just concluded Edo state election.
The crowd in Benin city was massive


You better wake up before this govt go sell you finish.

Don't mind them, because the vaccine is now finally out and the powers that be want to force everyone to take it, they are now using media to escalate it again. Awon werey. covid19 vaccine na scam. They said we now have new strain....there's no assurance that the vaccine will protect against new strain..Awon werey

Shamelessman01:
Se mojo charity


So yesterday I decided to hangout with this lady. So we went to this bar but unfortunately due to the man united game the place was filled to brink ( Don't know people still watch man u match). So we had to look for another place that's how we saw this derelicted bar with nobody inside. We had no choice than to settle there. The only Drink they had was trophy just imagine. So to the reason I opened this thread, am a very coded person and as I dey with the babe I just dey scope am na so this barman ( hes the type that likes to form familiarity) come stand for our back dey shook mouth for our talk. I felt really angry. I felt like shouting at him, I just told the babe that we should leave after some minutes. like what rubbish, I came to chill codedly with babe, you dey put mouth for our yarn. so guys if this happen to you will you get angry or was I Wrong to be angry because I am an introvert.

It's okay to be angry...but you should have told the barman to give you some privacy and not intrude on your discussion. A sensible barman would have obeyed something like:
"Excuse me, can you kindly give us some privacy? we need some personal space together"

olawumi171:
Gudafternun nairalander,pls pardon my mistakes in dis write up and your sincere advice will be appreciated
It has always be my prayer to settle down maritally before my 30,am 27yrs old,am a lady who believe in having a source of income before thinking of marriage and also worked for watever stuff l needed ,l dont wait for any guys am a teacher and presently am an investor,Now where l needed advice is l met a guy last week,but we were able to meet yesterday, so during d discussion,he said he has no intention of getting married in d next 5 oryrs to come,dat he doesn't want to be caged, and what he need is a relationship where both him and the lady will just discuss about school or work,what we are actually talking about his work and family and mine also,before he said dat,so before l left, he asked me to be his girlfriend,but l told him dat l will reply him later,,so yesterday evening l called him and explained myself to him,but wat surprised me and confused me,is d message he sent this morning where he said he is getting attached and probably falling in love with me, pls what should l do now,don't know the reply to give him,when l told him my age,and told him ,what has been my desire from God,he said we dont know what the future hold,dat we should start somewhere,pls what should l do,should l accept his proposal and hope for the future as he said or l should declined,l dont just know ,he called not quite long begging me for a chance

Play some hard to get to try and see how serious he is. A serious guy will try to win you, and along the line don't let him fvvck u. Such guy will want to quickly convert you into his fvvcking plate.

if he he fvvcks u easily and he dint have the intention to be serious, he may kuku no get serious. So try and delay him a bit to see his serious, though play along but while playing along, Play a little hard to get, don't take him serious, and don't allow sex until he shows some consistencies and seriousness.. otherwise, your pvvsy will just suffer and he moves to the next babe...As u play along with him, get yourself open to other guys too...the most serious should take the trophy.

I have no addiction. Not one.

Simps are known to fight the red-pill with their last blood. The fear and trouble of cognitive dissonance they experience after hearing about redpill is really too traumatising for them to bear, so they do all they can to make their simping default setting the reality. I know it's hard on you. Pele. Mr Emotions and being true to your emotion. Na your type they cry because of woman.

23...But why u looking so gay in the first pics...it's like u are looking for customer abi... rubbish

luminouz:
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Heard of the juju deaths in Benin. It is kinda common in ijebu and ibadan too..

True

JoyJones2000:
Amin

Thank God you understood

JoyJones2000:
Amin

Thank God you understood

JoyJones2000:
See how swollen her face is she must have cried a lot
Its not easy, Aunty Lola pls take heart may God console u okay

Your Nairaland husband will locate you IJN

Crunchyg2:
It might be your employer that applied with your account number for your salary. It's 30k your salary on a normal day??

It may be my employer.

toyflare:
We're getting married Feb next year, ave been a faithful nigga and 100% committed. But the problem has always been sex not money, not communication! I always have to beg for it, she shows no interest even when I try to initiate it she shoves me off even before I start.

She's been there for me from the beginning, when we used to sleep on the floor. When things where difficult, business is doing OK, closing in at $3000 monthly now, na small money sha but I gots give thanks to God.

Ave tried so many things, talked to her, nothing seems to work. Infact she offers sex as a reward for good behaviour, like when I buy her a fancy gift or take her to an exotic place then she will gladly initiate sex that night.

I'm beginning to accept my faith, we have sex like once a month and it will only get worse when we're married. It sucks but it has to be this way, I'm 28 now but slowly feeling like I'm 45.
E no just make sense at all, I can't force another man's daughter before they tag me a rapist, I no fit try olosho, I'm not that type of nigga .

So what do you want us to do now, when you already know it's going to get worse when you marry.
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So you can't try Olosho, but your fiancee is acting like a coded prostitutes for you, and u don't know she's Olosho in disguise...you doubt it?
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But she only gives you transactional sex like runs gal do, which you attested to by saying u can only get sex by buying her gift...or taking her out to expensive places..smh u dey suffer o..isn't that what Olosho does? Some Olosho even give u free of charge sometimes when uve been good for a while and they've become familiar with you....
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You are already a simp before marriage, chai, so no spontaneous sex that come from lovers being naughty and hornny at same time, but until u practically have to pay. wow....
She's in charge of the relationship, she's the man while u are the woman unknowing to you. She's enjoying her manipulation tactics on you and this will get worse in marriage.
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Let me tell you...such woman are known to cheat without remorse since u are already seen as weak, as someone who can't get her wet and turn her over and fvvck her brain off...Once she meets a man who is strong enough to make her pant soak wet, she's going to spread her legs wide like school gate and enjoy the rough pounding....cos that's the kind of sex she enjoys, ..sex from natural wetness not the fake one you buy with gift...which I'm sure she hardly get wet even after paying...you use ur spit to wet it I guess...Pele..u just enter

5hanklee:
A folk sells a quality rope u can use to hang yourself. PM me to support his business.

Ode leleyi Sha

ubunja:
you missed the point of the writeup completely.

He seriously missed it...

5hanklee:
You deserve to be banned sir.

Get lost

SILENTandSMART2:
May you not find a wife,


The funny thing is dat the other eleribuu man go think say him don find wife , life no balance at all


He will be thinking say he don find the love of his life whereas pussy don suffer


Hahahaha


Krakrakrakra



I always fear those dat don't fear girls

He will even be seen dancing one stupid Makosa dance and legwork, not knowing he's celebrating the destruction of the punnani of his whorish wife

Nice article. But on average in Nigeria, men usually die first before their wife. is this poverty or Nigerian factor. Then in Benin we have alot of landlady than landlord...(juju death I supposed)


Abi the age-gap theory can not predict who dies first regardless of the wide age Gap seen in Nigerian marriages?

Did you have erection during the flirtatious temptation? If Yes..then you already committed fornication in your mind. Christ says " once you look a woman yansh and imagine the shape in doggy or how soft the yansh will be, then u are already a fornicator........Did u have erection is the question and stop forming one saint.

Donspicey:
Nawa oooooo........


Go find olosho kpansh......


Na she sef go help u drive ur benz enter her garage........

i strongly suspect this is from ya experience of driving Benz of innocent minor boys into ya garrage. Auntie, Auntie, repent.

the pxssy Prolly has a ring on it.

how

leksite120:
I got a call from them yesterday too even though I didn't applied( I guess someone mistakenly submitted my phone number), so they called to confirm the account number. They called the acc number and I said it isn't mine, and use style call my own for them, they sha later say na anyone wey dem call go collect money, but I never see any alert now o. Na yesterday though

I have never been someone who believe in govt social service fund in Nigeria...that why I was surprised I got it... someone must have done it on my behalf while I'm unawares

Rapsodee:
There is this girl I am dating now. Her boyfriend left her some months ago but since then, she has been in connection with a married man, not living in her location though but they have met once before.

This married man who has a wife at home with two kids, calls her at least 3 times daily and she said he has sent her money before. The man even asked her to be his girlfriend, although i don't know the response of the girl to him but she told me they are not dating.

So I am now dating her now and I told her to tell the man to take it easy on her with his frequent calls since she now has a boyfriend but this girl seems to be enjoying the man's attention, care and love that it doesn't seem she wants to let him off.

At times, we will talking on phone and she will be like "She wants to pick another call" which I know will be that married man.

I told her I want something serious with her and can't allow any man to be disturbing her like that.

I just want to know if I am right by telling her to start ignoring the married man's attention or I am just insecure.

NO FRONT PAGE PLS.

What if she's just playing games on you to make you jealous and serious.....Vagina people can go any length to set u up if they are desperate for serious relationship

Nazgul:
It depends Nigeria is filled with incompetence people.

During my SIWES a friend was credited 3 times in less than 30minutes. Whereas some didn't even get a penny despite participating in the scheme, others (including me) got credited several years after graduation.

I don't know long it will run the program will run. Could be monthly like trader money, could be quarterly, the disbursing formula hasn't been made public for us.

Since you got credited, it means that even if it's to be monthly, weekly, quarterly or yearly, you're guaranteed that you'll get your share of the national cake. So sit back and enjoy your cash.

toh. national cake ... hmm

Nazgul:
Did you fill any form or any kind of registration?

Are you a federal or state government employee?

Is your business registered here in Nigeria and you pay your tax through your company account?

Are you an employee of a coprative firm?

Are you a student who has participated in SIWES and you were credited after participation?

If one or more of these questions is a yes then sit back and enjoy your money.

To those begging the op for money, please stop it. It's disgusting. I'm sure the op has so much financial expenses to cover with that money which obviously won't be enough.

We bash girls here every day calling them beggars whereas we're becoming worse than them.

oh....is it going to be monthly (lol) or just one-off alert?

SmellySperm:
bro do small giveaway na?
mk i send my aza?

Lol. See my boss

czarr:
yes na a lot of people received 30k some 50 sef, i hope you are not living under a rock? lol

u never answer me make i send my acct?...1500 no go bad make i take sub, you done turn federal govt pikin

lol, federal pikin

czarr:
did u register for survival fund? if you didnt someone obviously registered your acct no.
make i send my acct make you buy card for me?

And was there any survival fund anywhere?

czarr:
did u register for survival fund? if you didnt someone obviously registered your acct no.

I din't...I never even heard of such.

CuteMike01:
Pictures or...

I just included the screenshot...

Last night around 2am, I woke up and remembered I promised to send a friend 5k. So I went on my gtb Mobile app to transfer the cash, only to realise my balance had increased by 30k.
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I tried to check where the money came from only to see something like 'fgn recovery/survival' something. I still don't understand the source till now.
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Who also got the alert, maybe you can explain better. Thanks.

PS: check the screenshot of the alert below

SweetCunt97:
Na marking territory

Na boyfriend -girlfriend schl dating game be that

Zzor:
Only irresponsible men opt for transactional sex.I don't know about relationship to be subtly transactional sex

How will you know when your logical reasoning is low.

SILENTandSMART2:
lol , but what you wrote doesn't tally with her post nah, she dropped her experience, maybe you're talking about the former thread cus i personally don't read it

all is well

I hope she has not infected you with her illogicalities. He counter thread doesn't do justice to the original post. Maybe u shd go read it