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Nairaland / General / Re: Numerical Programnmer Needed by Nkembenard(m): 4:02pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
So nobody commented, you should expantiate what you mean or what tasks the programmer will be taking up, personally i believe all programmers at some point in their career applies use of numericals. In this case it may be all numericals but creating a practical scene would help the programmer understand u |
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Photo Of Genevieve Nnaji And Ay Comedian by Nkembenard(m): 6:53pm On Feb 28, 2013 |
zangiff: na enjoyment. See clean laps and sqizzes. Fresh tins...that y d guy laughCONJI |
Family / Re: Mum Still Slaps Me At 23 Years Old by Nkembenard(m): 6:14pm On Feb 25, 2013 |
FXKing2012: Choi so wachu saying is that you are dat one different guy that doesn't want that which other guys want Well...might be able to help you out as regards upping your income. dis sounds like gold digging. @OP..yea Nairaland maybe a good place to seek opinion but here's a word of advice..take the advice u get on matters like this with a pinch of salt Your text has a butter-ish appeal..and you've only succeeded in making yourself vulnerable. Howbeit! Be wise #NuFSaId. |
Religion / Re: Church With Wealthy Single Ladies In Lagos? by Nkembenard(m): 9:49am On Feb 17, 2013 |
hottprince: Guys I v d same problem d OP has, only dt I'm in ibadan, im a lag boy bt i schl in ibadan. All d gals i hav in my schl r chop my money gals. I cnt enjoy my money cos of demTypical Naijabreed..still in school and and in need of a financially stable sugar-girl..should that be your priority now? Ishi-okpukpu 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Wizkid And Girlfriend At BankyW’s Concert by Nkembenard(m): 4:05am On Feb 17, 2013 |
Brand_new Shollypopz:i like the answer |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Wizkid And Girlfriend At BankyW’s Concert by Nkembenard(m): 4:03am On Feb 17, 2013 |
Shollypopz:i like the answer |
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Arrive In Abuja (Pictures) by Nkembenard(m): 8:14pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
Afam4eva:who cares if he is... I just don't like the dude..you need to see the way he treated us #media reps from Nigeria in S/A, so rude, yet plays nothing..he won't speak to us,if not because my editor insisted I get a report from him as the team captain..I #i comment my reserve. |
Sports / Re: Moses Begged Mikel Before Taking The Penalty Against Ethiopia by Nkembenard(m): 12:08am On Feb 02, 2013 |
[s] styleewhite: like it or not,,,,if mikel s nt in dat midfield hmmm,,,,,,,,u cant b talkin of nigeria in afcon 2013,,,he still remains d bst naija midfielder For d past 7years,,,,,,,,you dat s talking can you break into bendel insurance first xi nt to talk of chelsea[/s] You ar high |
Sports / Re: Moses Begged Mikel Before Taking The Penalty Against Ethiopia by Nkembenard(m): 12:01am On Feb 02, 2013 |
Phrankve1: Everything that has mikels name on it people will come with their negative insight. This guy has been one of our best players in this tournament, I dont know why he is getting unnecessary hatred from Nigerians. Is there any nigerian player that has been able to play for a top club for 7 years and still counting.u think money is everything? You no sabi play be say you no sabi play Dat dude no sabi play anytn Whatever is happening in chelsea is his luck..and he's better enjoy it while it last. Ibrahimovich no gbadun like dat oo.."Nuf said. |
Sports / Re: Moses Begged Mikel Before Taking The Penalty Against Ethiopia by Nkembenard(m): 12:01am On Feb 02, 2013 |
Phrankve1: Everything that has mikels name on it people will come with their negative insight. This guy has been one of our best players in this tournament, I dont know why he is getting unnecessary hatred from Nigerians. Is there any nigerian player that has been able to play for a top club for 7 years and still counting.u think money is everything? You no sabi play be say you no sabi play Dat dude no sabi play anytn Whatever is happening in chelsea is his luck..and he's better enjoy it while it last. Ibrahimovich no gbadun like dat oo.."Nuf said. |
Business / Re: What You Need To Know About Mobile Money by Nkembenard(m): 7:44pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
danniekute: ...ask ur Pastor his/her mobile money details then u can wire ur offering direct to his fone....ONE CHANCE |
Business / Re: What You Need To Know About Mobile Money by Nkembenard(m): 7:41pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
.NET:so the trainer dint train the trainee on the disadvantages of mobile money huh! |
Celebrities / Re: Ex-mbgn Muna Gets Blasted For Appearing Half-naked On Birthday (PIC) by Nkembenard(m): 8:21am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Ivynwa: I agree that she overdid it, after seeing the picture online on her birthday----I frowned at that. I see women flaunt certain parts of the body but they don't have it all in your face like that, less is feminine. A little feminity here, a little sexiness there not an "all-the-b;oobs-in-our-face" flaunting like she shamelessly did---that wasn't nice.U sound sweet there..hmmm..hope you have a good voice to go with it Buh my opinnion remains! Its her business whatsoever she chooses to flaunt! Fake or real..buy it or let her be |
Politics / Re: 11-man Panel To Probe Police Colleges’ Rot by Nkembenard(m): 8:07am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Blyss: LOL, what a joke. Why do these fools create a fuucked up panel for everything, and at the end do nothing about the problem the panel was created to address? Most of the funds given to fund these committees end up missing half the time. Nigeria is so fuucked up. The only working normal place in that nation is Lagos thanks to the rare presence of an actual halfway decent leader in that place. How dare you describe him in that manner! And @y'all nagging over the formation of committees, if he takes decision without finding the actual cause of the decay in the system,y'all will say he's clueless and irrational Nigerians! I think we are our own problem |
Politics / Re: Ms. Ann Kio Briggs: ‘jonathan Has Disappointed Nigerians’ by Nkembenard(m): 7:31am On Jan 25, 2013 |
well said tomakint: Is this woman drunk or something? What is wrong with Nigerians for goodness sake, 38 years of nothingness from our Abokis in power left many things in state of disrepair, now Jonathan inherited a functionless Nigeia from Obj and Yar'Adua, he is trying his best to fix things (at least we've seen improvements in power, roads, educational institutions funding, youth empowerment, more women in politics, active-poverty elimination programmes, etc) I wonder how some folks reason as if that place is a very cool place, I challenge anyone here 'cursing at Jonathan' to mention one past leaders (dead or alive) who has done better than Jonathan within his short time (2 yrs) and let's compare and contrast haba as if to fix Nigeria will take just two years, allow this man to serve out his term before you judge! Many of us are sick in this country! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vancacies At Fidelity Bank For OND/NCE Holders by Nkembenard(m): 1:03pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
SCAM SCAM SCAM hunri2005: Hay guys wish u luck on d bank job, gues what? Earn over $100 per week just to invite friends. Sign up Free at www./9wsyhcg, |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PA / Secretary/ Computer Operator by Nkembenard(m): 12:57pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
badoutyn: Can B.Sc holder apply for this Job,P/A position to be precise.Maybe i can also come for the interview schedule to hold on Saturday?Bsc? I'm sure the job advertiser considered the job opening 'of less value' to a Bsc holder.. #thinking aloud# I wonder if Bsc holders evn know the worth anymore. Its not entirely your fault tho..#im a job seeking graduate too, so I understand# but here's a word of advise..create a standard and stick to it..some jobs will not only abuse you emotionally and financially..it'l blur your future..find jobs that align with your passion, wait! It'l come..and while you wait, keep adding value to your value! #nuf said# So help us God |
Politics / Re: January 24 Declared Holiday For Eid-el-maulud by Nkembenard(m): 5:47am On Jan 20, 2013 |
WELL ARTICULATED BLUNDER muktar mtt: nd dat wat make u a dinosore funk ass, alistt we dnt pregnet our own child daugter or used 4 dem 4 jojo 2 make money nd. Ur ppl do dat make u a superior animal funk assWELL ARTICULATED BLUNDER |
Family / Re: Can You Be Friends With Your Spouse's Ex? by Nkembenard(m): 5:03am On Jan 20, 2013 |
toshmann: Why not? Live and let live. I'm friends with my ex's spouse and so I see nothing wrong with being friends with my spouse's ex.you dint place a cam on ur spouse so trust me,u dnt want to risk hw close he/she can get close, and d closer he/she gets to ur spouse, d riskier to ur r/l |
Career / Re: Urgent Employment!!! by Nkembenard(m): 5:00am On Jan 18, 2013 |
Is this info still valid pls |
Entertainment / Re: An Open Letter To Cossy Orjiakor And Tonto Dikeh by Nkembenard(m): 4:51am On Jan 18, 2013 |
CFCfan: This Ngozi of a woman should mind her damn business! Sorta like her too..for weird reasons tho As for cossy, her case is pending, dose massive mammary features she's got will face the law of diminishing returns sooner than we know |
Entertainment / Re: An Open Letter To Cossy Orjiakor And Tonto Dikeh by Nkembenard(m): 4:43am On Jan 18, 2013 |
Vikin: Crazy article! That lady should STFU. So whr's tonto from? Olodo Vikin: Crazy article! That lady should STFU. |
Family / Re: Why Do Couples Tend To Look Alike? by Nkembenard(m): 4:34am On Jan 18, 2013 |
SpicyMimi: Yeaa truee! I think Annie Macaulay and 2face Idibia got some resemblance too... If I hear.. I'm sure u think 9ice and toni payne got some resemblance too:-:-:- |
Family / Re: Why Do Couples Tend To Look Alike? by Nkembenard(m): 4:33am On Jan 18, 2013 |
SpicyMimi: Yeaa truee! I think Annie Macaulay and 2face Idibia got some resemblance too... If I hear.. |
Family / Re: Why Do Couples Tend To Look Alike? by Nkembenard(m): 4:29am On Jan 18, 2013 |
How then do we explain a case where u get such compliments with an ex girlfriend who is nw married to an army major.. Well, I used 2get dat compliment back then.. Even tho we dint have sex! :':':' Its nt in any way related to $ex, constant/irregular..I think its jst comes with the relationship..one of those life-facts u cnt explain.. |
Family / Re: Why Do Couples Tend To Look Alike? by Nkembenard(m): 4:10am On Jan 18, 2013 |
OmolodMilkman93: In I-GO-DYE's voice " man done insert too much sim card into d phone" |
Politics / Re: Bakare Attacks Lagos Over N72m Land Charge by Nkembenard(m): 3:58am On Jan 18, 2013 |
boron10: boron10:How can he calculate information from an undetailed, one-sided report; what if he's not adding the other charges he considered tolerable #as a big boy# This pastors! Ehn! This pastors!.. Even had guts enuf to challenge the one year maximum rent payment..save Nigeria my a$$ |
Politics / Re: Bakare Attacks Lagos Over N72m Land Charge by Nkembenard(m): 3:45am On Jan 18, 2013 |
Exponental: Where did he get d money? Exactly my thots too |
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Compares You With Her Ex? by Nkembenard(m): 11:39pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
9jacrip: @OP: somethin is def wrong buh try this - go to a jedi joint, drink opa-eyin mix it wv afator, throw in some ale then afta 15 mins, down about 2 small packs of alomo then call your gf over, set the mood and befr u get ur f.ork on, swallow 2 caps of viagra and smash the womanliness away, peel the v.agina walls like a danfo scratched a car paint off, feel me? Then after the 'melee', sit her up and ask her if her ex eva dicked her that way.if I drink dis one,na sleep straight |
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Compares You With Her Ex? by Nkembenard(m): 5:10pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
;DUr days ar numbered bro..watch it..iv had a similar experience with (nw an ex)..she went back to the guy she was comparing me to..I'll advice u start packing ur bag, and repairing your spare tires |
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Compares You With Her Ex? by Nkembenard(m): 5:05pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
Ur days ar numbered bro..watch it..iv had a similar experience with (nw an ex)..she went back to the guy she was comparing me to..I'll advice u start packing ur bag, and repairing your spare tires 1 Like |
Career / Re: When Is Ican Technology Competence Initiative(tci) Closing For Nov Induction? by Nkembenard(m): 6:11pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
hey bro iim interested in the Technology Competence Initiative but i dont know anything about it i'd like you to mail every neccesary details about this to me never mind, i'll do the trouble, as in finding out it's closure time |
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