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Nairaland / General / Re: Numerical Programnmer Needed by Nkembenard(m): 4:02pm On Sep 02, 2016
So nobody commented, you should expantiate what you mean or what tasks the programmer will be taking up, personally i believe all programmers at some point in their career applies use of numericals. In this case it may be all numericals but creating a practical scene would help the programmer understand u
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Photo Of Genevieve Nnaji And Ay Comedian by Nkembenard(m): 6:53pm On Feb 28, 2013
zangiff: na enjoyment. See clean laps and sqizzes. Fresh tins...that y d guy laugh
CONJI undecided
Family / Re: Mum Still Slaps Me At 23 Years Old by Nkembenard(m): 6:14pm On Feb 25, 2013
FXKing2012:
If you are earning peanuts then you need to up your pay in order to depend less on her. You say she buys you things and I'm sure she also picks all the bills, that might actually cause her not to respect you as much as you'd have wanted even though she loves you.

As for the boyfriend, you need to be extra careful because most of them boys are only after one thing.

Well...might be able to help you out as regards upping your income.

Choi cheesy cheesy so wachu saying is that you are dat one different guy that doesn't want that which other guys want undecided

Well...might be able to help you out as regards upping your income.
dis sounds like gold digging.undecided undecided

@OP..yea Nairaland maybe a good place to seek opinion but here's a word of advice..take the advice u get on matters like this with a pinch of salt

Your text has a butter-ish appeal..and you've only succeeded in making yourself vulnerable. Howbeit! Be wise #NuFSaId. undecided undecided
Religion / Re: Church With Wealthy Single Ladies In Lagos? by Nkembenard(m): 9:49am On Feb 17, 2013
hottprince: Guys I v d same problem d OP has, only dt I'm in ibadan, im a lag boy bt i schl in ibadan. All d gals i hav in my schl r chop my money gals. I cnt enjoy my money cos of dem

I need a church dt features young, single, PRETTY n rich ladies in Ibadan, prefarably not far frm toll gate cos dts where my schl is.
Typical Naijabreed..still in school and and in need of a financially stable sugar-girl..should that be your priority now? Ishi-okpukpu

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Wizkid And Girlfriend At BankyW’s Concert by Nkembenard(m): 4:05am On Feb 17, 2013
Brand_new
I can buy you one.
*winks*

Shollypopz:
I can buy myself one too....The problem is I don't want just one. I want many in different colors. As I said earlier, this pus5y is celebrity pus5y!

Now, who d hell has wizkid's number?!
i like the answer
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Wizkid And Girlfriend At BankyW’s Concert by Nkembenard(m): 4:03am On Feb 17, 2013
Shollypopz:
I can buy myself one too....The problem is I don't want just one. I want many in different colors. As I said earlier, this pus5y is celebrity pus5y!

Now, who d hell has wizkid's number?!
i like the answer
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Arrive In Abuja (Pictures) by Nkembenard(m): 8:14pm On Feb 12, 2013
Afam4eva:

He's the captain of the Super eagles. That alone makes him the leader of the team.
who cares if he is... I just don't like the dude..you need to see the way he treated us #media reps from Nigeria in S/A, so rude, yet plays nothing..he won't speak to us,if not because my editor insisted I get a report from him as the team captain..I #i comment my reserve.
Sports / Re: Moses Begged Mikel Before Taking The Penalty Against Ethiopia by Nkembenard(m): 12:08am On Feb 02, 2013
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styleewhite: like it or not,,,,if mikel s nt in dat midfield hmmm,,,,,,,,u cant b talkin of nigeria in afcon 2013,,,he still remains d bst naija midfielder For d past 7years,,,,,,,,you dat s talking can you break into bendel insurance first xi nt to talk of chelsea
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You ar high
Sports / Re: Moses Begged Mikel Before Taking The Penalty Against Ethiopia by Nkembenard(m): 12:01am On Feb 02, 2013
Phrankve1: Everything that has mikels name on it people will come with their negative insight. This guy has been one of our best players in this tournament, I dont know why he is getting unnecessary hatred from Nigerians. Is there any nigerian player that has been able to play for a top club for 7 years and still counting.

Mikel was a better creative player before going to chelsea,due to the numbers in the midfield position he was converted to a holding midfielder. My question to all the haters... If you were in mikel's shoes and you were ask to become a keeper for chelsea with 20-30 million naira as your weekly wages would you refute the offer?

This guy has wiped poverty from his generation and you guys are here hating on him.

He might not be jay jay,but he is the best midfielder Nigeria has now .

Even some babes wey no understand football self dey talk,if there bf or hubby hate mikel dey don hate em be that..
u think money is everything?
You no sabi play be say you no sabi play
Dat dude no sabi play anytn
Whatever is happening in chelsea is his luck..and he's better enjoy it while it last. Ibrahimovich no gbadun like dat oo.."Nuf said.
Sports / Re: Moses Begged Mikel Before Taking The Penalty Against Ethiopia by Nkembenard(m): 12:01am On Feb 02, 2013
Phrankve1: Everything that has mikels name on it people will come with their negative insight. This guy has been one of our best players in this tournament, I dont know why he is getting unnecessary hatred from Nigerians. Is there any nigerian player that has been able to play for a top club for 7 years and still counting.

Mikel was a better creative player before going to chelsea,due to the numbers in the midfield position he was converted to a holding midfielder. My question to all the haters... If you were in mikel's shoes and you were ask to become a keeper for chelsea with 20-30 million naira as your weekly wages would you refute the offer?

This guy has wiped poverty from his generation and you guys are here hating on him.

He might not be jay jay,but he is the best midfielder Nigeria has now .

Even some babes wey no understand football self dey talk,if there bf or hubby hate mikel dey don hate em be that..
u think money is everything?
You no sabi play be say you no sabi play
Dat dude no sabi play anytn
Whatever is happening in chelsea is his luck..and he's better enjoy it while it last. Ibrahimovich no gbadun like dat oo.."Nuf said.
Business / Re: What You Need To Know About Mobile Money by Nkembenard(m): 7:44pm On Feb 01, 2013
danniekute: ...ask ur Pastor his/her mobile money details then u can wire ur offering direct to his fone..
gringringrin..ONE CHANCE
Business / Re: What You Need To Know About Mobile Money by Nkembenard(m): 7:41pm On Feb 01, 2013
.NET:
What a coincidence. I just came out from Firstbank's training for Mobile money Agents here in PH. I think Mobile Money is the way to go. Embrace it now.

.NET
undecided so the trainer dint train the trainee on the disadvantages of mobile money huh!undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: Ex-mbgn Muna Gets Blasted For Appearing Half-naked On Birthday (PIC) by Nkembenard(m): 8:21am On Jan 25, 2013
Ivynwa: I agree that she overdid it, after seeing the picture online on her birthday----I frowned at that. I see women flaunt certain parts of the body but they don't have it all in your face like that, less is feminine. A little feminity here, a little sexiness there not an "all-the-b;oobs-in-our-face" flaunting like she shamelessly did---that wasn't nice.
U sound sweet there..hmmm..hope you have a good voice to go with it grin grin grin

Buh my opinnion remains! Its her business whatsoever she chooses to flaunt! Fake or real..buy it or let her be undecidedundecidedundecided
Politics / Re: 11-man Panel To Probe Police Colleges’ Rot by Nkembenard(m): 8:07am On Jan 25, 2013
Blyss: LOL, what a joke. cheesy Why do these fools create a fuucked up panel for everything, and at the end do nothing about the problem the panel was created to address? Most of the funds given to fund these committees end up missing half the time. cheesy Nigeria is so fuucked up. The only working normal place in that nation is Lagos thanks to the rare presence of an actual halfway decent leader in that place.

How dare you describe him in that manner! undecidedundecidedundecided

And @y'all nagging over the formation of committees, if he takes decision without finding the actual cause of the decay in the system,y'all will say he's clueless and irrational
Nigerians! I think we are our own problemundecidedundecidedundecided
Politics / Re: Ms. Ann Kio Briggs: ‘jonathan Has Disappointed Nigerians’ by Nkembenard(m): 7:31am On Jan 25, 2013
well said
tomakint: Is this woman drunk or something? What is wrong with Nigerians for goodness sake, 38 years of nothingness from our Abokis in power left many things in state of disrepair, now Jonathan inherited a functionless Nigeia from Obj and Yar'Adua, he is trying his best to fix things (at least we've seen improvements in power, roads, educational institutions funding, youth empowerment, more women in politics, active-poverty elimination programmes, etc) I wonder how some folks reason as if that place is a very cool place, I challenge anyone here 'cursing at Jonathan' to mention one past leaders (dead or alive) who has done better than Jonathan within his short time (2 yrs) and let's compare and contrast haba as if to fix Nigeria will take just two years, allow this man to serve out his term before you judge! Many of us are sick in this country!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vancacies At Fidelity Bank For OND/NCE Holders by Nkembenard(m): 1:03pm On Jan 20, 2013
undecided SCAM undecided SCAM undecided SCAM
hunri2005: Hay guys wish u luck on d bank job, gues what? Earn over $100 per week just to invite friends. Sign up Free at www./9wsyhcg,
minimum cashout $25!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PA / Secretary/ Computer Operator by Nkembenard(m): 12:57pm On Jan 20, 2013
badoutyn: Can B.Sc holder apply for this Job,P/A position to be precise.Maybe i can also come for the interview schedule to hold on Saturday?
Bsc? I'm sure the job advertiser considered the job opening 'of less value' to a Bsc holder..
#thinking aloud# I wonder if Bsc holders evn know the worth anymore.
Its not entirely your fault tho..#im a job seeking graduate too, so I understand# but here's a word of advise..create a standard and stick to it..some jobs will not only abuse you emotionally and financially..it'l blur your future..find jobs that align with your passion, wait! It'l come..and while you wait, keep adding value to your value! #nuf said#

So help us God
Politics / Re: January 24 Declared Holiday For Eid-el-maulud by Nkembenard(m): 5:47am On Jan 20, 2013
WELL ARTICULATED BLUNDER grin
muktar mtt: nd dat wat make u a dinosore funk ass, alistt we dnt pregnet our own child daugter or used 4 dem 4 jojo 2 make money nd. Ur ppl do dat make u a superior animal funk ass
WELL ARTICULATED BLUNDER
Family / Re: Can You Be Friends With Your Spouse's Ex? by Nkembenard(m): 5:03am On Jan 20, 2013
toshmann: Why not? Live and let live. I'm friends with my ex's spouse and so I see nothing wrong with being friends with my spouse's ex.

Just wont want him close cool

you dint place a cam on ur spouse so trust me,u dnt want to risk hw close he/she can get close, and d closer he/she gets to ur spouse, d riskier to ur r/l
Career / Re: Urgent Employment!!! by Nkembenard(m): 5:00am On Jan 18, 2013
Is this info still valid pls
Entertainment / Re: An Open Letter To Cossy Orjiakor And Tonto Dikeh by Nkembenard(m): 4:51am On Jan 18, 2013
CFCfan: This Ngozi of a woman should mind her damn business!
Tonto Dikeh's "dirty lifestyle" is not the cause of the societal ills plaguing Nigeria.

I love Tonto, we could get married in a fee years time kiss kiss cheesy

Sorta like her too..for weird reasons tho
As for cossy, her case is pending, dose massive mammary features she's got will face the law of diminishing returns sooner than we know
Entertainment / Re: An Open Letter To Cossy Orjiakor And Tonto Dikeh by Nkembenard(m): 4:43am On Jan 18, 2013
Vikin: Crazy article! That lady should STFU.

Who is she to tell them how to live their lives.

Tonto Dike is not even Igbo, btw.


So whr's tonto from?
Olodo undecided
Vikin: Crazy article! That lady should STFU.

Who is she to tell them how to live their lives.

Tonto Dike is not even Igbo, btw.

Family / Re: Why Do Couples Tend To Look Alike? by Nkembenard(m): 4:34am On Jan 18, 2013
SpicyMimi: Yeaa truee! I think Annie Macaulay and 2face Idibia got some resemblance too...

If I hear..undecided
I'm sure u think 9ice and toni payne got some resemblance too:-:-:-
Family / Re: Why Do Couples Tend To Look Alike? by Nkembenard(m): 4:33am On Jan 18, 2013
SpicyMimi: Yeaa truee! I think Annie Macaulay and 2face Idibia got some resemblance too...

If I hear..undecided
Family / Re: Why Do Couples Tend To Look Alike? by Nkembenard(m): 4:29am On Jan 18, 2013
How then do we explain a case where u get such compliments with an ex girlfriend who is nw married to an army major..

Well, I used 2get dat compliment back then.. Even tho we dint have sex! :':':'

Its nt in any way related to $ex, constant/irregular..I think its jst comes with the relationship..one of those life-facts u cnt explain..
Family / Re: Why Do Couples Tend To Look Alike? by Nkembenard(m): 4:10am On Jan 18, 2013
OmolodMilkman93: In I-GO-DYE's voice "grin man done insert too much sim card into d phone"
gringringringringringringringrin
Politics / Re: Bakare Attacks Lagos Over N72m Land Charge by Nkembenard(m): 3:58am On Jan 18, 2013
boron10:
Calculate it yourself. Atleast you did maths in secondary school.
grin
boron10:
Calculate it yourself. Atleast you did maths in secondary school.
How can he calculate information from an undetailed, one-sided report; what if he's not adding the other charges he considered tolerable #as a big boy#
This pastors! Ehn! This pastors!..
Even had guts enuf to challenge the one year maximum rent payment..save Nigeria my a$$
Politics / Re: Bakare Attacks Lagos Over N72m Land Charge by Nkembenard(m): 3:45am On Jan 18, 2013
Exponental: Where did he get d money?
Robbing peter 2 paul tinz uno....

Exactly my thots too undecided
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Compares You With Her Ex? by Nkembenard(m): 11:39pm On Dec 30, 2012
9jacrip: @OP: somethin is def wrong buh try this - go to a jedi joint, drink opa-eyin mix it wv afator, throw in some ale then afta 15 mins, down about 2 small packs of alomo then call your gf over, set the mood and befr u get ur f.ork on, swallow 2 caps of viagra and smash the womanliness away, peel the v.agina walls like a danfo scratched a car paint off, feel me? Then after the 'melee', sit her up and ask her if her ex eva dicked her that way.
if I drink dis one,na sleep straight
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Compares You With Her Ex? by Nkembenard(m): 5:10pm On Dec 30, 2012
;DUr days ar numbered bro..watch it..iv had a similar experience with (nw an ex)..she went back to the guy she was comparing me to..I'll advice u start packing ur bag, and repairing your spare tires
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Compares You With Her Ex? by Nkembenard(m): 5:05pm On Dec 30, 2012
Ur days ar numbered bro..watch it..iv had a similar experience with (nw an ex)..she went back to the guy she was comparing me to..I'll advice u start packing ur bag, and repairing your spare tires

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Career / Re: When Is Ican Technology Competence Initiative(tci) Closing For Nov Induction? by Nkembenard(m): 6:11pm On Sep 07, 2008
hey bro
iim interested in the Technology Competence Initiative
but i dont know anything about it
i'd like you to mail every neccesary details about this to me
never mind, i'll do the trouble, as in finding out it's closure time

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