Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 2:48pm On May 17, 2016*. Modified: 2:20am On May 18, 2016 |
HARDDON: NB:
I am not an advocate of expensive dinner( nor im i agaisnt it) wen u can cook her a gud meal that she wud even appreciate more.
I am not an advocate of sleeping with a lady on a first date . we wud get to explain that soon
I am not one to preach forcing a lady to sleeping with u or raping her! Only savages do that .
if u know ur game, they wud naturally come at u
If u must go out/spend, do it like a man n not a boy on HEAT!
hope u understand that . lemme screenshot it... how did I do and pls advice me on the next steps to take |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 2:31pm On May 17, 2016*. Modified: 3:27pm On May 17, 2016 |
HARDDON: NB:
I am not an advocate of expensive dinner( nor im i agaisnt it) wen u can cook her a gud meal that she wud even appreciate more.
I am not an advocate of sleeping with a lady on a first date . we wud get to explain that soon
I am not one to preach forcing a lady to sleeping with u or raping her! Only savages do that .
if u know ur game, they wud naturally come at u
If u must go out/spend, do it like a man n not a boy on HEAT!
hope u understand that . Boss.. There is this girl i usually see around.. She dey show me green light like mad.. Shes always waving and smiling at me.. Damn shes beautiful but dont have her number nd havnt seen her for a while now.. Though she lives around.. Yesterday i got her number from a friend so i chated her on whatsapp.. i later though i would have called her instead but all the same.. here is the chat last nyt. and if you see the speed at which she was replying my texts ehh... e pass speed of light |
Family › Re: A Hustling Woman And Her Child Sleeping By A Roadside by NLjona(m): 12:07pm On May 16, 2016 |
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Events › Re: Adenike Kikelomo-Ajoke Faints At Her 50th Birthday Bash by NLjona(m): 11:46am On May 16, 2016 |
hmm.. *jejeli walks into the post*  *checks people viewing the post* NOBODY!!!!!  *realises this is FP fresh and zooms to book space* *after booking looks down and saw 200+ viewing  *  *laughing them in chineese*  THE HUSTLE IS REAL!!! |
Tech Jobs › Re: Female Programmer Needed For Collaboration On A Project by NLjona(m): 11:15am On May 16, 2016 |
EhyAig: Ready to start a career in coding? This would interest you. am super excited!! bring it on!!! |
Romance › Re: Can Anyone Please Help In Solving This Pictured Question From The 4pics 1 Word? by NLjona(m): 12:02am On May 16, 2016 |
abeg warisdis :/ |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 8:17pm On May 15, 2016 |
HARDDON:
, nice very nice ...... Guys have been d ones crying .
A lil tears from d lady folks wudnt be outa place wud it?  bro continue the DRILLS na.. or are you done with it?.. |
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Tech Jobs › Re: Female Programmer Needed For Collaboration On A Project by NLjona(m): 1:10am On May 15, 2016 |
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Tech Jobs › Re: Female Programmer Needed For Collaboration On A Project by NLjona(m): 12:46am On May 15, 2016 |
DanielTheGeek: Well, I can add you to a WhatsApp group of cool devs, that way you can ask questions.
If you want personal training let me know. awesome men.. just awesome.. here's my number 08182349965.. thanks.. nd yeah i need personal training |
Tech Jobs › Re: Female Programmer Needed For Collaboration On A Project by NLjona(m): 11:02pm On May 14, 2016 |
DanielTheGeek: You sound determined... Interesting! seriously i am.. can you help me out? |
Education › Re: Forum Games: How Many Numbers Do You See? by NLjona(op): 12:01am On May 14, 2016 |
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Education › Forum Games: How Many Numbers Do You See? by NLjona(op): 10:54pm On May 13, 2016 |
Kep it rolling lets see who gets it CORRECT...
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Food › Re: Look At What I Saw On The Bread I Bought (graphic Pics) by NLjona(m): 8:31pm On May 13, 2016 |
wins18: God bless you sire Amen.. Thank you |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 3:52pm On May 13, 2016*. Modified: 9:37pm On May 13, 2016 |
HARDDON: Ignore her..
Learn to think on ur feet .... Go out there n meet others yeah thats what i thought... thanks *modified* boss pls answer this boring questions let me see how you'll answer them and ill device my own ways and more.. thanks questions: how are you?.. how was your day?.. what are you doing?.. where are you?... i have my own ways of answering them but i eanna know your pattern and device new means...thanks a lot *Modified* She just called twice.. ignored her...seems d game is still on.. glad ive learnt my lesson. promise i wont disappoint you again |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 3:16pm On May 13, 2016 |
HARDDON: @bolded, never answer a boring question straight up! Arrrrh! Do I need to come over other and whoop that into u?!
In fact, I expect u to think n tell us a beta, witty response to that.
Btw, a Gurl hiss n drop call? Red Flag.
U should have ignored her then( u might not hv done anything wrong gee!!!! She might just be testing u To see if u got a life of ur own now or u faking this new skills! Arrrh! N one way to confirm that is u rushing to call back! U shldnt have ...that is how guys get friend zoned. Cos when she didn't pick, u wud expect u to keep dailing, selling ur self short n handing her ur balls!
N here u r already showing those signs of confusion that leads to desperation ! I have told u to go out there n meet other ladies!
U should have sent a msg: I heard u hiss n den dropped, R u having a painful flow or just angry @ Mtn for not allowing u hear my voice? Whatever it is, call me by 7pm when u gotten urself together . aaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!! im fukin disappointed at myself ryt now..shld have done better... but ive learned.. so wat do u advice me doin now.. |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 2:30pm On May 13, 2016 |
HARDDON: Lol!
9c!
Very nice 1st two lines ...
Buh ehmmmm, we've told never to answer boring questions straight up, didn't we?
If she ask how u doing, possible response: " common Gurl, u can't be a thousand miles away n ask me that, come n find out."
Or say " oh I'm doing great! Ur friend u sent down is taking gud care of me...."
If she ask
Murder , murder! Dont be surprise to see her d next min @ ur door!  lol nice ... but ive been waiting for ur response since na... i calld her today bt d ntwork was trash ..i hung up.. she calld mins later nd asked what i went to do...(network still trash) i said i went to gt sumtin.. i heard her hiss den hung up d call. called her bak she didn't pik den i texted her to.. "text me cos i cant hear what your saying *network issh* " bt she haven't texted bak. m kinda confused weda its because of the netwrk she hung up or what? ...i feel ive said sumtin i shld hav said.. help me out.. i dnt even knw why m still talkin to her sef cos she is one crazy girl dat dealt wit me bak then ( i was still fresh toad in the game) *modified* i didn't know wat UANS means bt as a smart guy ( i dont like to brag o) i figured out it will mean . U Are Not Serious. |
Tech Jobs › Re: Female Programmer Needed For Collaboration On A Project by NLjona(m): 12:04pm On May 13, 2016 |
emjay744: Skills Required.
HTML5/CSS3. JavaScript. PHP.
Contact: emjay744@gmail.com. bro... pls im seriously looking for someone to teach me coding and app developing... for months now i havnt be able to locate anybody.. im ready to pay if money its the problem.. i live in ph |
Tech Jobs › Re: Mobile App Developer by NLjona(m): 11:33am On May 13, 2016 |
dhtml18: Sorry i dont live in Abuja, and I am one and not two. Build if you can pay me in big big dollars, i can relocate to Abuja ASAP - even with my entire family - grandpa and all my lineage. lols.. and where were you all this while .. cos ive been looking for someone to teach me coding nd app developing.. i live in ph |
Food › Re: Look At What I Saw On The Bread I Bought (graphic Pics) by NLjona(m): 10:41am On May 13, 2016 |
the name is spelt wrongly... |
Celebrities › Re: “it Was Don Jazzy Who Disvirgined Me” –tonto Dikeh by NLjona(m): 12:31am On May 13, 2016 |
Blood of abel... these blogger can fabricate stories ooo.. some of you guys are capable of writing books of lies.. damn. reason i dony believe any news or gist I see on the internet |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 6:53pm On May 12, 2016*. Modified: 7:33pm On May 12, 2016 |
HARDDON: Change ur circle! 
Go to where u hv 9ners bro my ex called today early morning , after we last talked days bak (hope u still remember) didnt pick up nd she texted me here: "Hi F****. Jxt a glance ov ur face in my tot i remembad u. Hw u doin? Gud i gues. Hv an enthusiastic day ahead. Good morning. Cheers. W**** my reply ( 7hrs later): "Hi.. I know uve missed me bt dint know its dis much na.. Hope u wont rape me wen we see ooo i hope u come in peace!!! *smiles* .. anyhow sha m fine. Went to morning practice, saw ur beep wen i came bak. Talk later." she replied: UANS.. Hehehehe how did i do?.. i hope m learning fast.. and wats the next step.. havnt still called her yet |
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Priest Involved In Gas Explosion Trying To Save Others - Photos by NLjona(m): 11:23am On May 12, 2016 |
Chaiiiii Chaiiii Chaiiiii *in mama peace voice* |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 10:50am On May 12, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: I Am Fuvking Tired Of This!!.. Who Else Is Experiencing This?? by NLjona(op): 10:47pm On May 11, 2016 |
AnakinSkywalker: I doubt if this is always true.
It is not true for all cute guys.
They simply are alarmed when an ugly girl tries to get fresh with them. It is actually a form of confirmation bias. But who knows perhaps there could be some psychological or sociological explanation to this.
Perhaps ugly girls are bolder. Maybe more desperate. While prettier girls are more occupied with guys wooing them daily, ugly girls perhaps do not and as such make attempts on their own.
Where is Freud when you need him? guy you must be the smartest and coolest person on NL.. seriously!!.. u just gave me a good answer unlike others.. thanks |
Romance › Re: I Am Fuvking Tired Of This!!.. Who Else Is Experiencing This?? by NLjona(op): 10:44pm On May 11, 2016 |
evegran: Erm OP, I just checked your dp because from this post- you sounded like you were a 10/10.
You're a 4/10. Black and whiting your photo to conceal the tribal marks on your face?
FYI, this post shouldn't come from you!  what if i told you that there is a place called i don care?!...  besides i dont have tribal marks.. i just asked a simple question and maybe some pple here are so shit minded that they dont knw any oda thing than bashing.. Contunu *in mama peace voice* |
Politics › Re: Adams Oshiomhole's Handshake With Elizabeth Ativie (photo) by NLjona(m): 11:49am On May 11, 2016 |
i know 90% of people on this thread did not notice the man on suit behind them.. |
Romance › Re: I Am Fuvking Tired Of This!!.. Who Else Is Experiencing This?? by NLjona(op): 8:48am On May 11, 2016 |
Akposkool: Maybe you are one of those my area boys who are handsome in appearance and broke financially. Face it, fine girls want cash. The ugly ones can manage but fine ones? Just ask oshiomole Laffs...dude ur funny. |
Romance › Re: I Am Fuvking Tired Of This!!.. Who Else Is Experiencing This?? by NLjona(op): 2:25am On May 11, 2016 |
MRBrownJ: bros, so you expect the fiiiiine and sexy babes to throw themselves at you, like them ugly ones? why should they, they get attention by the boatload from fine guys everywhere and they can pick and choose which one they want. the ugly ones dont have that luxury so they have to take chances. well this makes sense... i thought of it too |
Romance › Re: I Am Fuvking Tired Of This!!.. Who Else Is Experiencing This?? by NLjona(op): 1:08am On May 11, 2016 |
hahahaha.. some comments got me laffing... Nigerians can hate for Africa!.. Respect to the BAN (Bashers Association of Nairaland) |
Romance › Re: I Am Fuvking Tired Of This!!.. Who Else Is Experiencing This?? by NLjona(op): 12:57am On May 11, 2016 |
Kentura: hahahahahahahahahaha rotfl...
welcome to the club bro.. the ones u like, might not even give a Bleep, na the ugly ones wey go hol u tight..
e get one wey tire me o, I no knw hw to tell am to move on with her life, cus she fit drink poison die hahahaha.. my bro i just weak |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 12:48am On May 11, 2016 |
abeg can someone explain to me why we the cute and handsome guys always get admired by ugly girls ... i mean it's frustrating!!!.. instead the girls you like will be scared to date you. who else is experiencing this? |