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abeg can someone explain to me why we the cute and handsome guys always get admired by ugly girls ... i mean it's frustrating!!!.. instead the girls you like will be scared to date you. who else is experiencing this? please share your story.

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Terry68:
Human face looking features which arr found on the mango may occur as a result of the activities of fruit-eating worms, resulting in the fruit's deformity.

so worm don turn artist na bah

keep it rolling boss.. im with you..... u told me to call my ex nd grow d tension .. i did.. actually she called three times aftr she missed my call bt i dint pick up.. latr in the evening i called her sayin that a friend was with mu phone and she (female) didnt tell me.. we talked, laughed, still kept sayin she has miseed me.. nd that if we wld meet wat wil happen.. i said thay she will run nd gv me a hug nd probably kiss me.. she said i shld call her 2mao bt i bounced her.. nd that was how she wished me a sweet, lovely, wonderful night (according to her).. then i cut the call.. how did i do? from wat ive learnt here i probably have to leave her for now ..like no contact. or if she calls i ignore ..more like keeping her on tension... pls guide me on this.. thanks a lot

HARDDON:
$leek!

How did she find out though?

If I were the one this is what I wud have replied Bout the high tension: " what do u expect wen u go hugging transformers? "

Hope ur skin is think enough now, if not, u'd get blown! N I don't mean that in a sexy way!" ( give a wicked laughter)

Seek to keep the flow going , not to kill it. Your response to that killed d flow.
Gerrit?


SENSE PILL 11: When a Gurl tells u she missed U, Reply thus: Yea, If I were u, I'd miss ME too!
Or say, Yea I miss ME too!

Never keep quite, it shows u r confused for words. Fighting urself cos u don't wano tell her back u missed her!

But kudos u kept Quiet though, way better than telling her u missed her too !


Never tell a lady u Luv her, miss her, can't wait to meet her! Twist it around

Instead of saying you missed her, tel her " I know u missed me so much, I may make out time for u this Friday, but don't count on it ooo ..... U taking charge!

See?

U did well over all ,

What next? Keep honing ur skills with her! Like i said b4. She is a gud practise ground .....! Until she begs to see u, keep doing u ! N make sure u meet other gurls while @ it!

thanks bro... BT I wish I did more.. anyhow sha I've learnt more.. tho m still learning BT boy!! I wanna b lk u guys jare... baba for the girls!! ... but just one last thing.. what abt communication?... I mean lk ill kill the vibe if I start calling her up ryt.. so Hw do I make her call me so often without looking clingy or needy... apart from that, m a great conversationalist Nd a witty Nd funny guy too.. funny enuf I was once am introvert before pple lk you showed up Nd I was determined to change. thanks a lot..

bro it worked.... later she found out it was me and she was shocked and she even said she couldn't believe I was the one giving her such "high tension".. then I said " hope I didn't shock you?" she laughed .. kept saying that she missed me... of course I didn't respond to it too.. she started asking how I was and I answered then told her I'm busy that we'll talk some other time.... how did I do?... and pls what's the next setups cos I might just go back to that forest.. .. thanks a lot

HARDDON:
As much as possible don't tell her who u r....
Use d suspense strategy to ur advantage n u burst her balls with ur new found self.

If she wano douth u, tell her intimate things about her ... That wud make her relax n wano to know u more, deflect all questions from u to her.

Use this method to hone ur witty skills on d phone with her first. Make her so fall for u first b4 u finally set up a meet ....

I used the text ...it worked ...I was amazed

but bro ...dis grl is my ex o.. I don't wanna gt in to any relationship back with her... jx want us to be cool .. any advice on that will be. much appreciated.. thanks

HARDDON:
But for the guys with right motives,

Here is how u go about this : send her this short message the next day: " hi, i heard u you missed me so much and cant wait to melt into my arms in warm embrace. thatz my line, call."

two things you have achieved here: one u didnt introduce yourself, so she wudnt really know who it is(suspense) , so she would be forced to call. when she does, dont take. wait till the next day, early morning, then send her this msg: " hi, saw your beep yesterday, who could this be?" two things here: you are implying you have forgotten(annoying but kul) you told her to call u, and u dont even know who she is.

she wud be forced to call back immediately or send a msg: if she calls, take ur time, let the phone ring for some time b4 u pick and say (with a deep relaxed voice: " hello, who im i unto?" she wud say well you sent me a msg yesterday, u take ur time like u thinking and say oh, the Gurl they say is missing me so much she cant eat, sleep or think? ......."

u get the jeck?

if she ask you who u are, shot back by saying : how can a gf forget her bf's voice? yea i know my voice sound richer now but that doesnt mean it changed"
if she doenst still get it, tell her she has 5 secs to guess who u r for u got other things to take care of........whether she guess right or not, tell her you got to go now, and hang up.

the idea is to create suspense that leads to attraction .

and when she finally knows its me... what next?... thanks

there's this girl I'm unto now, we've been chatting for long now, i just realise she's already now in control of the friendship, most point you laid out have been practice by d girl towards me. I don't knw how I can reverse d whole thing , after I realize all dis since yesterday, I've not msg her , pls what should I do next

HARDDON:
Wrong motives . can't help .



But for the guys with right motives,

Here is how u go about this :

how?

harddon...m kinda still mastering the game sha ..but I want you to help with this different case.. i lost contact with my ex last year but recently she called a friend of ours Nd told him to gv me her number... Nd with the experience in the game I know I will fail big time if I call her Nd texting doesn't even sound good too.. I just wanna set anoda compass on her BT this time not for love.. but to fhuck shit outa her!!.. shey u get

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I had two names..

1. My name is frank so one day my classmate just calld me FRANKOPOTONASHETE. And I come like d name sef

2. IYANYA .. Cos the girls love me. Was Always getting down with the Ladies... Even wen. Teacher dey teach.

Chai.. Second skul swit oooo

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Well definitely a close call for me.. Anyways thank you for the opportunity may God continue bLessing you

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Smellymouth:

Lol on point!! Be like u be baba for the tin o

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RexKexMilann:
Sorry but do I know your sorry ass?.

Sorry but do I know your sorry ass?

RexKexMilann:
OP, I can't define what love is but I can help you with the PDF file for the oxford advanced learners dictionary. Or you can create a new tab on the browser you're currently using, click on the "search" interface which I believe is "google", type in this question & you'll get your answer within milliseconds OR better still, go twerk on a 600kg live boa!.

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Stupedinluv:
We rock

Aunty abeg where is the beauty?



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Damn!!! see beauty!!!


Mama peace come and see oooo!!!

hollandis:
This is the worst government ever in power

Thank you!! You spoke my mind!

BiafraBushBoy:
When you write a post about girls, and they don't Love it at all, just know that you said the Truth!!

OP, I believe in this your Theory.... Forget all these jew men wey dey form Poo for here!!!


Op, I bottle of Origin for you!!!!

Asin ehh I weak for some guys here..

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Extra 2 bottles for you too joor

MrCork:
...you sayn girls are steeepid cos they ignore you?....Son..go bakkk to bed .GOAT!! (No oofense)

Am not talking about me .. U wud hav seen that if at all you could read well.. GOAT!! (No offense)

Mprepz:
one plate of afang soup for you
Bt if NL girls catch you now, I just pity ur story

My Fav soup sef!! I no fear an NL girl joor.. I've spoken the plain facts I've seen wit my eyes.. Make dem cum I ready for them!!

evegran:
When was the last time a beautiful girl slapped you?

evegran:
What a senseless topic filled with a lot of crap.

Op so you're saying as a female, I should say yes to every guy who approaches me? Are you kidding my ass?

Seriously? I've invested time and energy building myself and I'm still growing. I have goals and dreams to fulfil and you think ill just agree to some random request from some jobless guy?

Why don't you rather advice your fellow guys to spend time and energy investing in themselves and building a good career or business for themselves, so they can automatically be respected and even wanted?

I'm glad I already have a man, one who doesn't reason like a twelve year old boy.

Ok this thread I'd just to air out my view about something that I've thought of lately.

Ok,seriously its not easy to be a female o. Leave all this talks you hear. And yes, its a guy saying this. And some stupid girls will never learn. Ill emphasize this on some points I've gathered.

Firstly.. I laugh at some girls (probably in their early 20s) wey dey form anyhow nowadays, when I see guys approach them and they bluntly disgrace him sometimes in the presence of his friends..

I ponder upon it and I see that few years(some even reach 35+) from now after spoiling their bodies finish.. this same girls will be the ones to be carrying bibles up and down, from one church to another,buying anointing oil anyhow and fasting and praying for husband.. While the guys they disgraced and rejected is long married and settled.. Girls be WISE

Guys always remember that you have the power in your hands. Abi na she go come pay bride price for your head ni? Dey should contunu *in mama peace voice*

Secondly, based on some things I've seen. Do you know that there are some girls that cry everyday. Even the beautiful Ones. For example. A girl wears makeup, carry wig like bag of cement put for head, accessories, shoes and all sort.... Walks on the street and not even one guy approach her throughout the day!!.. Do you know when they get home some cry and start wondering why. (Some girls now will come and start lieing) Thats why you now see nyash pads and bwest pads just to hype up the whole package well make e sell.

Thirdly, girls can compete for Africa. And the worst part is that its among themselves!! Because I don't think guys care or even want to care to know about the inch of the weavon of the type of hair or the bag quality she puts on. thunder fire the day 2 girls go see themselves dress the same way.. Kasala don burst be that!! Serious beef or fight sef!!

Lastly, and this is for the guys. Just chill and relax cos you have the ultimate power. When you see that sisi eko forming anyhow like her papa na dangote just jejeli dey your corner dey watch. THE POWER IS YOURS.. NEVER FORGET THAT.


Ok that's my view!! If You have anything to say or add ..drop it down low... bashing is also allowed..

crotonite:
I am a bad _ass android programmer operator, pm me if you are serious. don't 4get to include 2k mtn recharge card

Haha No b only 2k na Mr 2kay... Bt bros m serious o.. I need face to face communication. Do u live in PH?

amiskurie:
E neva happen for oshodi before?
....wey MC oluomo break bottle and stabbed kasala right on orita forgo.



And If u talk about those,why not talk about Sam okparaji?

Mopke!! I no hear dah one o!!!

praxisnetworks:
swthrt ain't nasty just curious dear...refiner, nljona and gauzz what's ur take?

abeg explain what's d word means first.. I wanna know about it.

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I've read about it on wikipedia... OP shey u no want me to chop dis akpu and okasi wey dey my front?.. Its disgusting nawwww