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CelebritiesRe: LIVE On Stage!! See 7 Celebrities Who Died In Fron Of Their Audiemce by NLjona(op): 7:05pm On Mar 27, 2016
7. Mexican wrestler died in ring from kick in the head by lucha rival.


Moments before the fatal blow(photo)

On March 15, 2015, Hijo Del Perro, a popular Mexican wrestling star, was fighting in a 4-man Lucha Libre match in Tijuana in front of 1,000 people. Hijo was facing off against El Rey Misterio, a former WWE champ, who must have forgotten that these matches are staged. He kicked Hijo in the head, which snapped three vertebrae and killed him almost instantly. Hijo lay lifeless on the ropes for two minutes before anyone realized that he was fatally injured



CUUUUTTTTT!!!! AND THAT'S A WRAP!
Always be careful where you are.. You don't know who may be next!.. Happy easter and have a nice evening

CelebritiesRe: LIVE On Stage!! See 7 Celebrities Who Died In Fron Of Their Audiemce by NLjona(op): 7:02pm On Mar 27, 2016
6. Les Harvey electrocuted by un-grounded microphone.

Les Harvey (Left) had survived a car accident that killed 2 members of his previous group

Leslie Harvey, the guitarist for blues band Stone the Crows, had a literal shocking onstage death during a soundcheck. On May 3, 1972, the band was getting ready to perform at the Swansea Ballroom in Wales, when Harvey touched a non-grounded microphone with wet hands and was electrocuted.

CelebritiesRe: LIVE On Stage!! See 7 Celebrities Who Died In Fron Of Their Audiemce by NLjona(op): 6:57pm On Mar 27, 2016
5. Comedian Dick Shawn lay onstage dead for 5 minutes


Dick Shawn was a popular character actor and comedian in the 1960s appearing in films such as “It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World” and “The Producers." He was known for bizarre, stream-of-consciousness comedy routines — at some of his shows, he would lay in a "coma" during intermission, only to awake for the second act. On April 17, 1987, Shawn was performing at UC San Diego, when he began talking about the end of the world and then laid down on the stage. The audience, thinking it was part of the act, laughed and applauded for five minutes. Someone in the crowd yelled “Take his wallet!” and even the stagehand thought it was a gag. Finally, a doctor came out and checked his pulse, and the bewildered audience realized he had passed away.

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CelebritiesRe: LIVE On Stage!! See 7 Celebrities Who Died In Fron Of Their Audiemce by NLjona(op): 6:53pm On Mar 27, 2016
4. "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott murdered during concert by crazed gunman


Dimebag Darrell after the shooting (Photo)
While all of these deaths are tragic, this is the most horrifying.
“Dimebag” Darrell Abbott was one of the founders of the heavy metal group Pantera and was considered one of the 100 greatest guitarists of all time. On December 8, 2004, Dimebag was playing at the Alrosa Villa in Columbus, Ohio with his new band, Damageplan. Moments into the set, Nathan Gale, armed with a 9mm pistol, stormed the stage and shot Darrell three times in the head then began firing into the crowd. Before he was killed by a policeman's bullet, Gale killed three more people and injured seven. While some speculate he was angry about the breakup of Pantera, there is still no official motive for the crime.

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CelebritiesRe: LIVE On Stage!! See 7 Celebrities Who Died In Fron Of Their Audiemce by NLjona(op): 6:49pm On Mar 27, 2016
3. Two actors playing Judas accidentally hang themselves.


Talk about method acting. In 2001, Renato Di Paolo, a 23-year-old Italian man, was performing in a traditional Easter play in his small village near Rome. He played Judas Iscariot, betrayer of Jesus, who ends up taking his life. During the part of the play where Judas puts a noose around his neck and jumps off a rock, Di Paolo accidentally tied it too tight and hung himself. It was about 4 minutes before anyone in the play or the audience noticed something was amiss. Then in 2012, Tiago Klimeck, who also played Judas, accidentally hung himself in a Brazilian staging of the Passion; he fell into a coma and died weeks later.

CelebritiesRe: LIVE On Stage!! See 7 Celebrities Who Died In Fron Of Their Audiemce by NLjona(op): 6:46pm On Mar 27, 2016
2. Tiny Tim died playing an out-of-tune ukelele at a Minneapolis Women's Club


Herbert Khaury, more popularly known as Tiny Tim, was a larger-than-life celebrity in his Swingin' Sixties heyday when his falsetto-and-ukulele version of “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” was a Top 20 hit. He was even married on live television with 40 million people tuning in. However, by the time of his death in 1996, he had a fraction of the fame and fortune. In September of that year, he fell while performing at the Ukulele Hall of Fame and severely injured his head. Still, ever the performer, he continued to entertain for his small but loyal fan base. His final appearance, against his doctor's orders, was at a Minneapolis Women's Club to a handful of people, where he collapsed while singing his signature song on an out-of-tune ukulele.

CelebritiesLIVE On Stage!! See 7 Celebrities Who Died In Fron Of Their Audiemce by NLjona(op): 6:44pm On Mar 27, 2016
Without much ado..
Let the "show" begin

1. TEENAGER KILLS HIMSELF IN OPEN MIC NIGHT.

Kipp Rusty Walker, a 19-year-old from Bend Oregon, shattered the tranquility of his local town and their open mic night. Kipp stepped onstage to perform a song he called “Sorry About the Mess,” took out a knife and repeatedly stabbed himself in the chest in front of the small crowd. People were too stunned to realize what was happening at first but rushed to his aid when they saw blood. An unnamed friend said Kipp had been planning to publicly commit suicide for a long time.


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ProgrammingRe: Creating UWP Application In C# Or C++ (xaml) by NLjona(m): 6:39pm On Mar 27, 2016
proxy20:
download eclipse and android studio go to the new Boston website to learn free , after that take a course a Udacity make sure you have a good data plan . u could have created a thread , now I am derailing from the main topic .
sorry for that but I need sumone to teach me one on one.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Boobs Be Lerners.. See Girl With Boobs The Size Of Satelite Dish (photos) by NLjona(op): 11:36pm On Mar 26, 2016
SUPERPACK:
ur left nyash there, u don make me waste my precious MB.
Laughs.. Baba no vex na shey I don apologize tire. Cos I knw say bashing must follow
CelebritiesCossy Boobs Be Lerners.. See Girl With Boobs The Size Of Satelite Dish (photos) by NLjona(op):
I'm very sorry for the headline .. I know say na the only way to catch una attention cheesy and am very sorry cos I know this isn't the right place to post this but the right section is as dead as buhari's plans for Nigeria (Na Joke o)

Ok so please if you are a bad ass android programmer and app creator or you know person alike that can also teach very well. Please do me a very big favour and drop the number here or whatsapp me on 08182349965.. Thanks a lot in advance. And also the person should reside in port harcourt.


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I swear I didn't know boobs has the power to draw this much attention shocked shocked
ProgrammingRe: Creating UWP Application In C# Or C++ (xaml) by NLjona(m): 10:47pm On Mar 26, 2016
proxy20:
Visual Studio 2015 and the Windows Software Development Kit (SDK) for Windows 10 to build, test, and deploy your Universal Windows apps.

Make sure you read the guide and reference with github sample codes .

c++ /c# Gui is implemented using xaml and toolbox in visual studio 2015 .


course guide
1. Microsoft visual Academy
2 channel 9
3. Msdn
Read more >>
www.proxze.com/2016/03/creating-your-first-uwp-application.html?m=1


learning more here
www.tutorialspoint.com/windows10_development/index.htm

feel free to drop comments
Please please I really wanna lern android programming and app making. Pls can you help me?
ProgrammingRe: Python Programmers' Lounge by NLjona(m): 10:46pm On Mar 26, 2016
tizwizweezy:
Let's talk interpreted, object- oriented programming with the python programming language. Long live open source stuff!
Please please and please I wanna learn android programming and app making. Pls can you help me?
CelebritiesRe: The TRUTH On How Nomoreloss Died- He Commited Suicide (must Read) by NLjona(op): 11:54am On Mar 25, 2016
LastMumu:
Where in my post did I say the website is yours? undecided

You compare stories about Cossy's boobs with a sensitive issue like this? Like seriously? undecided
I did not compare dem.. I just dy gv instance.. Your moniker dey really follow you.
CelebritiesRe: The TRUTH On How Nomoreloss Died- He Commited Suicide (must Read) by NLjona(op): 11:37am On Mar 25, 2016
LastMumu:
All these bloody bloggers with their concocted lies just to pull traffic. Can't you just let nomoreloss rest in peace without having to soil his name with this beer palour story "suicide story" drafted to sell your stup1d blogs. Remember it might be one of your family that would die tomorrow, how would you feel if silly rumors start spreading around that your loving dad committed suicide because your mum made life hell for him. angry
Dude. I for blast you insults now. But I go hold am back due to your ignorance. firstly the website is not mine. I found the news when surfing the web. Secondly, shey now you dey complain? Bt When posts like aunty cossy boobs or fake political reports .. Political sycophants like una go start to drag for here lk say na chiwetala agu and pete edochie dey drag land for nollywood.. Abeg try Respect yourself. Thanks
CelebritiesThe TRUTH On How Nomoreloss Died- He Commited Suicide (must Read) by NLjona(op): 12:16pm On Mar 24, 2016
Budding Nigerian musician Adeyemi Olumuyiwa Osinuga popularly called Nomoreloss reportedly committed suicide by drug overdose on Monday.

The singer has been battling depression secretly since his wife of many years rejected him because his career wasn’t thriving unlike when they first met in 2008.

The source said though he wasn’t close to the deceased in the earlier days of his career, he got to know him through a friend when his brother sent him packing out his apartment in Park View, Ikoyi.

The 40-year-old singer returned from the United States and went broke. In the process, he suddenly developed Malaria and spent all his life savings on it, the situation forced him to move out of his matrimonial home to his brother’s place in Ikoyi but for undisclosed reasons, he didn’t quite get along with his brother’s wife and the lady, opposed to housing him, would later come up with stringent rules that eventually sent him packing. From the posh apartment on the island, he moved into an undisclosed hotel in Anthony area of Ikeja, Lagos.

After spending months in dejection without access to his daughter and wife, the young man reportedly took his own life on Monday after taking a combination of strong drugs.

We asked the source if his family knew he committed suicide. Meanwhile, his family said he died of typhoid fever while his friend, Ayo Odunsi said he died of Malaria and chest infection.

The deceased will be buried on April 1st 2016.


Source: http://www.gq234.com/latest-shocking-revealing-details-of-how-mr-nomoreloss-really-died/

CrimeRe: 10 Most Corrupt Countries, Ranked By Perception by NLjona(m): 10:26am On Mar 24, 2016
And little do they know that USA is the most currupt country in the world (in disguise)
FamilyRe: I Think It Is Time To Break Up With Boyfriend. Plus Our Chat Pictures by NLjona(m): 9:49am On Mar 24, 2016
Op I need to be raw here...

YOU BE MUGU. YOU DON FALL MUGU!!!!

Lemme list out sum facts for u..
1. Upon all we will say here, you will still not have the ming to break up with him cos he has eaten deep into u and you're prolly scared to do so.

2. If at all the fool "blows" HE WILL DUMP YOUR SORRY ASS THE VERY FIRST MINUTE.

3. You are his money bank. Can't you see it clearly for fuvk sake!!! Abi him do u jazz?

4. Op must have turned down other sincere and good loving guys cause of fear of losing this piece of shit.

5. Lastly. The only best and good thing you can do to yourself (before you start goin to steal or do one evil thing for this fool) is to leave him and never tutn back. It will be hard bt you'll be grateful you did.. Trust me.

Seriusly if I seee this guy I fit fight am . For doing this to you.. Gather. Caurage and free yourself bae.. They are hundreds of guys out there that are. Ready to love you genuinely and prolly spend half dere money on you witout needing you 1kobo .. BE WISE
PoliticsAnd This Is What GEJ Said About The Election In Benin Republic by NLjona(op): 10:24pm On Mar 22, 2016
We truly miss our good old GEJ ... Here's what he said about the presidential election recently concluded in Benin Republic.

---> "Having followed the elections in the Republic of Benin very closely, I am very impressed with the orderly manner with which the administration of President Boni Yayi conducted those polls. They were adjudged peaceful, credible and transparent by local and international observers and President Yayi deserves commendation for providing the leadership that led to this outcome.
I also congratulate the people of the Republic of Benin for their role in the election and for showing the world that the Republic of Benin and its citizens have come of age in the practice of democracy.
I especially wish to appreciate the incumbent Prime Minister of the Republic of Benin, Mr. Lionel Zinsou, who was a candidate for President, for his exemplary conduct of conceding defeat and congratulating the choice of the people, Mr. Patrice Talon, on his victory at the polls. Such a gesture by Prime Minister Zinsou is rare and should be applauded by all statesmen as the highest display of patriotism and maturity.
Finally, I congratulate Mr. Patrice Talon on his victory and wish him a successful and peaceful tenure after his swearing in even as I urge that there should be no victor or vanquished in this process. All the Beninoise people are winners and have cause to be proud of their nation. GEJ."

LINK: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C2635310090
EducationRe: JAMB 2016/2017 Change Of Course Begins: Read This Before Changing Your Course by NLjona(m): 10:50pm On Mar 19, 2016
yetunsbay:
u shld ve written maths in lieu of commerce
So what do u advice I do cos I've written jamb already.. 220
WebmastersRe: Facebook To Introduce “profile Videos” As Alternative To “profile Pictures” by NLjona(m): 11:16am On Mar 18, 2016
Bsc:
That's good..
But whats really wrong with facebook chat for blackberry... I updated my app as I was notified, never knew is a downgrade to a 7kb app that links to web browser.. Pls tell them to bring back the facebook chat on bbworld and delete that rubbish 7kb app they call update. Dnt update urs if u get the notice else u will regret.
I swear I dey regret too
HealthRe: 10 Facts You Didn't Know About Fart (mess) by NLjona(op): 12:26am On Mar 16, 2016
ojay2053:
Wow! Fart is inflammable, don't get your ass close to fire when you want to fart, be warned. It's dangerous, your ass will explode if you do so grin
Tha one that got me laffin was the "professional fart smeller" part grin
Health10 Facts You Didn't Know About Fart (mess) by NLjona(op): 10:08pm On Mar 15, 2016
Why do we fart? Why do farts smell? Passing gas may be embarrassing for most of us, but it might make you feel better to know that it's one of the most common bodily functions of all time. Everyone does it, from Halle Berry to the Queen of England. In fact, the word "fart" is one of the oldest words in the English language!
Read on to discover more fascinating facts about about cutting the cheese.



1. What is fart exactly?

Farts are caused by trapped air, which can come from many sources. Some of it is air that we have swallowed while chewing or drinking. Some air is caused by gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, and some gas is produced by chemical reactions in our intestines or bacteria living in our guts.
A typical fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Only about one percent of a fart contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans, which contain sulfur, and the sulfur is what makes farts stink.
Farts make a sound when they escape due to the vibrations of the rectum. The loudness may vary depending on how much pressure is behind the gas, as well as the tightness of the sphincter muscles.


2. Why do fart smell bad?

The more sulfur-rich your diet is, the more terrible your farts will smell. Some foods contain more sulfur than others, which is why eating things like beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs can cause gas that will peel the paint off the walls!


3. People Pass Gas About 14 Times Per Day

The average person produces about half a liter of farts every single day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men.
If a person were to fart continuously for 6 years and 9 months, they would produce gas with the equivalent energy of an atomic bomb.


4. Farts Have Been Clocked At A Speed Of 10 Feet Per Second.

Though farts come out with varying velocities, we don't typically smell them for about 10-15 seconds after letting them rip. This is because it takes that long for the odor to reach your nostrils.


5. Holding Farts In Could Be Bad For Your Health.

Doctors disagree on whether or not holding in a fart is bad for your health. Some experts think that farts are a natural part of your digestive system, so holding them in won't harm you. Others think that at best, holding them in can cause gas, bloating, and other uncomfortable symptoms, and at worst, repressing gas can cause hemorrhoids or a distended bowel.


6. For Some Cultures, Farting Is No Big Deal.

While most cultures feel that farts should be suppressed in polite company, there are some cultures that not only don't mind letting them fly in public, but they actually enjoy it. An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami fart as a greeting, and in China you can actually get a job as a professional fart-smeller!
In ancient Rome, Emperor Claudius, fearing that holding farts in was bad for the health, passed a law stating that it was acceptable to break wind at banquets.


7. Farts Are Flammable

As stated above, the methane and hydrogen in bacteria-produced farts make your gas highly flammable. This is why some people think it's a fun party trick to hold a lighter up to their bums and let one fly; doing so produces a big burst of flame, but is obviously very dangerous.
In rare cases, a build-up of flammable gasses in the intestines have caused explosions during intestinal surgeries!


8. Termites Produce The Most Farts Of Any Other Animal.

It's hard to believe that the tiny termite is responsible for a great deal of our global warming problem on the planet. Termites fart more than any other animal, which produces methane gas. According to the Environmental Protection Agency, "Global emissions of methane due to termites are estimated to be between 2 and 22 Tg per year, making them the second largest natural source of methane emissions. Methane is produced in termites as part of their normal digestive process, and the amount generated varies among different species."


9. If You Hold Them In, They'll Just Come Out When You Sleep.

Even if you clenched your butt and held them in all day, the gas will escape once you relax. What's more relaxing than sleep?


10. People Even Fart After Death

Here's proof that you can't escape passing wind, even after you're dead! Up to three hours after the body dies, gasses continue to escape from both ends of the digestive tract, resulting in burping or farting noises. This phenomenon is due to muscles contracting and expanding before rigor mortis sets in.
RomanceRe: What Should I Do, My Girlfriend Never Say I Love You by NLjona(m): 11:37am On Mar 15, 2016
nijaomegacode:
[color=#000099][/color] Hello guys! I really your advice on this. I met a girl four months ago through a friend. I asked my friend to tell her that i like her a lot, which he did. Then later i ask my friend to collect her number for me but she told him to "forget that thing". Some weeks later I met her around my lecture Hall and i asked for her number. I said "i asked my friend to collect your number but you refused. oK can i have it or maybe i should give you mine?" She replied by saying "no, let me give you mine".We started talking and she visits sometimes. After about 2 months, the physical contact increased as she visits me every night and she will leave my place late at night most times. Recently, i asked her to be my girlfriend because i like her very much. She looked down for awhile and she said yes. I was happy that night and i cuddle her for a long time. Now the problem......
When i noticed she has changed her phone i asked where she got it from and she replied "why doyou want to know? i let her be and later that night she told me her dad got it for her. If i tell her i love her, she doesnt say it back but she will say "ok dear". She always seems sad whenever i giver money or something. Yesterday, she told while we are talking on phone she told me that when her cousin ask about me she told her(the cousine) she didn't know me. whenever i ask for sex she will say i should be a little patient and that she will give what i want in just a little time. wheneve she comes to my place sad and i ask what the problem is she will continually say "nothing" even if i ask 100time and she is always happy when i ask for something from. I had to ask a lot of times if i can kiss her before she allows me the first kiss. Guys, i am confused about her love because she never she loves me. Pls is this girl playing me or using me as a backup plan. Or does she loves me. In either case, what should i do?
Treat her exactly the way she does to u .. Nd stop telling her you love her...Works like magic.. Thank me later
EducationRe: Jamb scores 8th and 9th candidates below 200. by NLjona(m): 12:35am On Mar 11, 2016
Me I. Wrote on the 8th o and I got 220. Don't know. What you guys are talking about... BUt wait o.. D guy that sat nxt to me got 178..

#HandWorkOfGod
EducationRe: JAMB 2016/2017 Change Of Course Begins: Read This Before Changing Your Course by NLjona(m): 12:18pm On Mar 10, 2016
emmyw:
If you have any question to ask, feel free to ask, i will answer you.
Bros I registered Eng,Economics,Commerce and Government for accounting and one guy told me it wasn correct.. I've written my jamb nd I scored very well.. But this guy won come put fear for my body.. Any advice?
EducationRe: JAMB Confirms 2016 UTME Begins February 29 by NLjona(m): 1:57am On Mar 05, 2016
dahdah:
He Lied
Ok wat d possible issue I may encounter nd what do u advice me to do?
EducationRe: JAMB Confirms 2016 UTME Begins February 29 by NLjona(m): 6:36am On Mar 04, 2016
dahdah:
No, Its wrong, You ought to have registered English , mathematics and Economics, and Accounts
But sumone dat registers says it maths isn't dat important..
EducationHelp Clerify This Jambite by NLjona(op): 3:54pm On Feb 18, 2016
Please i registerd ENGLISH, ECONOMICS, GOVERNMENT, COMMERCE for accounting in jamb. Is it correct?
EducationRe: JAMB Confirms 2016 UTME Begins February 29 by NLjona(m): 3:38pm On Feb 18, 2016
Please I registerd ENGLISH, ECONOMICS, GOVERNMENT, COMMERCE for accounting in jamb. Is it correct?

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