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dollyjoy:
E don tey wen e start

PushMusic:
This matter you see so.

Kaylexzy:
Na who I go ask....

Young03:
If u ask me....

Lol

Guy: Hey Babe, am so sorry am really broke I can't
get you anything for Christmas but I promise you.
Our Valentine's day would be the best.

GIRL: OK babe no p. Love you much.. BTW you free
2mao. Want you to come over.

GUY: sure babe.
Next day guy goes to visit girl. While talking, girl
stands up, goes in and comes back out. Hands guy an
envelope.

GUY: what is this? *opens it and sees cash* WTF!
Can never accept this from you. Where did you even
get it from?*Stretches out the envelope to girl*

GIRL:*laughs* hmmmm you know my parents do
most stuff for me so I barely spend the 20k you give
me monthly. So its as tho you have been saving with
me... Just use it...

GUY: OMG! M gonna marry this girl.

GIRL: *laughs*.

Question: is the girl dumb or wife material

But am dating a 16yr old girl ... Wit big boobs nd ass.. Hehe.
I swear nowadays kids u fit call dem aunty sef if u no look well

chidexxy007:
gosh! this is disgusting... don't tell me u're a paedophile guy.... u re using her brain and its not only fair but a crime cos she's a MINOR MINOR MINOR for God sake.... u could end up in jail guy.
wetin b all these na, must u get gf?..

lols.. Funny

Naughtysite:
Wrong.

Just act like her boyfriend and she will dump her real boyfriend for you in 2 months. I have experienced that at least twice.

Dont monitor, suspect, fidget or act jealous with a girl. She will always come back to you. Act like a king and she will submit.

if u no get sense make i naked baff. Coret guy. D oda guy doesn hav a clue

callydon:
Please! Please!! and Please!!!
D guys in charge of this thread SHOULD NOT reply this guy. How can u be thinking of dating a 15/16yrs old girl, no matter how developed her body is.
Like d other guy said, UNLESS u r also 15/16yrs old, but anything above this is actually CHILD ABUSE and NAPTIP is looking for you.

gerrarrahea mehn... And shut the Bleep up!.

Aspireahead:
unless you are 15 yourself this is child abuse

Bros actuali shes 16. if u see her u fit mistake cal her aunty. Jx kiding bt u knw wat i mean. I jx need advice dats all nt bashing. Tnks

I need advice.. Okay me nd dis cute girl I've fallen in love with.we lived close bt now dy relocated nt too far from whr I stay.. She's 15.I dnt tink she's had a bf b4.. We strtd off cool nd now we are 2geda nd I've told her hw I feel already. So guys pls tell me tins I need to know and do to keep it flowing nd make her invest more .yesterday I even smooched her upon say she still dey do shy shy.. I've bin using sum tricks lk. Makin her jealous, on and off feelings.. Not showing up for days... Etc nd its been working.. Bt I just need to know more. I hope u understand what I ask of u guys.. Tnks a lot. Be expecting ur replies

natural stingyness... tnk God patience(mama peace) doesn ask much



NLjona

does this mean am still in love with patience? (mama peace)




NLjona

evisexxy:
Why don't you try me before you committed that fallacy Called hasty generalisation

hmmmmm

YoowPeeRochas:
foolish species

which of them(species) is your BF? .. no offense

this is the best advice ive ever come across on NL... i swear!!! thanks a lot!

i hate girls ehh. after if they find out thier guy is doin same thiing to them.. you hear that crappy line "all men are dogs" .. #TeamFuckGirls

THIS IS SO FHUKING TRUE ... that why like chattting with my foreign girls .. naija girls are soo boring

xxxtedyxxx:
. Nice one bro, but u don't av to be confused, sad, or feel angry becos of a girl. I av plied dat road before, I only ended being f^ked up n desperate. First thing u need to do is...free dis babe for a while...get ur act today. U r a bit desperate, I know u want things to work out, man, dts cool...but u need to apply some new techniques.

Its gud to av pics of oda girls and u doing stuff, or even if its just d pics of girls, but u need to hide some...sometimes u need to lie to make a relationship/convo work. And don't take stuffs girls do too serious, she saw d pics, got angry n left..lol.. U could av txted her



"...lols..mummy...u didn't need to get dat angry...u know ur my nbr 1...missing u alredy sweets..will call u later.



And don't be angry to reply her texts, a girl texting u is a form of investment, feed on it bro.


I must commend u cos u av really tried, I'd like u to make dis work, go for anoda date, set it up...don't be too logical dis time, like talking tins out, and talking abt d past. Just be romantic. Show her anoda side of u. Kiss her, play, laf, don't talk about things dat has caused a drift between u guys, if she wants to, tell her, its all in d past now, and u just wana make dis relationship work, cos she ur special to me, follow up with a hug, caress, etc, anything beyond d normal...trust me...dis girl needs a FXXXXk.....asap..u don't need to be angry or confused cos of her. Just know she is urs, and act accordingly. And don't over-react or react wen she does weird stuffs, just smile n continue, it so so hard to do...but I av learnt to master it.

bro i need advice like right nowwww... she just called!! asking how ive been.. nd all dat.. what should i do ??

xxxtedyxxx:
stop calling her. U r being desperate about d whole matter. Calm down. If u continue like dis u will only end up being a disturbance to her. If she is not picking ur call..don't call her again. Focus on oda girls u av. And come bk to her later. If she is d same way..free her bro. Some girls aint worth d sweat. U can't kill ur sef man. Girls yapa

true talk bro...... thanks alot....ive promised myself tthat ill never enter any long distance relationship agggggaaaaiiinnnn

xxxtedyxxx:
. Nice one bro, but u don't av to be confused, sad, or feel angry becos of a girl. I av plied dat road before, I only ended being f^ked up n desperate. First thing u need to do is...free dis babe for a while...get ur act today. U r a bit desperate, I know u want things to work out, man, dts cool...but u need to apply some new techniques.

Its gud to av pics of oda girls and u doing stuff, or even if its just d pics of girls, but u need to hide some...sometimes u need to lie to make a relationship/convo work. And don't take stuffs girls do too serious, she saw d pics, got angry n left..lol.. U could av txted her



"...lols..mummy...u didn't need to get dat angry...u know ur my nbr 1...missing u alredy sweets..will call u later.



And don't be angry to reply her texts, a girl texting u is a form of investment, feed on it bro.


I must commend u cos u av really tried, I'd like u to make dis work, go for anoda date, set it up...don't be too logical dis time, like talking tins out, and talking abt d past. Just be romantic. Show her anoda side of u. Kiss her, play, laf, don't talk about things dat has caused a drift between u guys, if she wants to, tell her, its all in d past now, and u just wana make dis relationship work, cos she ur special to me, follow up with a hug, caress, etc, anything beyond d normal...trust me...dis girl needs a FXXXXk.....asap..u don't need to be angry or confused cos of her. Just know she is urs, and act accordingly. And don't over-react or react wen she does weird stuffs, just smile n continue, it so so hard to do...but I av learnt to master it.

but ive tried calling her severally she no dey pick.... what should i do? i also tried goin to her place last week when she told me shes sick..buh she said i shldnt come dah she ll b fine

iwatch:
dude... Fork that girl and fork her reall good. Thank me later.

lolss..how do u mean, please tell me more

xxxtedyxxx:
. Nice one bro, but u don't av to be confused, sad, or feel angry becos of a girl. I av plied dat road before, I only ended being f^ked up n desperate. First thing u need to do is...free dis babe for a while...get ur act today. U r a bit desperate, I know u want things to work out, man, dts cool...but u need to apply some new techniques.

Its gud to av pics of oda girls and u doing stuff, or even if its just d pics of girls, but u need to hide some...sometimes u need to lie to make a relationship/convo work. And don't take stuffs girls do too serious, she saw d pics, got angry n left..lol.. U could av txted her



"...lols..mummy...u didn't need to get dat angry...u know ur my nbr 1...missing u alredy sweets..will call u later.



And don't be angry to reply her texts, a girl texting u is a form of investment, feed on it bro.


I must commend u cos u av really tried, I'd like u to make dis work, go for anoda date, set it up...don't be too logical dis time, like talking tins out, and talking abt d past. Just be romantic. Show her anoda side of u. Kiss her, play, laf, don't talk about things dat has caused a drift between u guys, if she wants to, tell her, its all in d past now, and u just wana make dis relationship work, cos she ur special to me, follow up with a hug, caress, etc, anything beyond d normal...trust me...dis girl needs a FXXXXk.....asap..u don't need to be angry or confused cos of her. Just know she is urs, and act accordingly. And don't over-react or react wen she does weird stuffs, just smile n continue, it so so hard to do...but I av learnt to master it.

tnks bro... pls can you teach me skills i can also use on her to keep her nd make her stay 100 percent..like u knw wat i mean.

I really need your help on this!!! We've dated for 5 months (Long Distance Relationship but we see each other often) At first it was all love in the air, well for the first 3 months. Things started changing after that.. She changed. Stopped calling,texting,caring and behaves non challant and even tlk abt her ex with me.. when I talk to her about it she turns it back to me like am acting too possesive. She made a lot of excuses about things and I felt like I was the one making efforts alone . On the fifth month,we had a major disagreement nd days later she used the "I wanna be alone" breakup line on me and I felt used. It hurts a lot.. Weeks gone by.. She occasionally text me bt I'm too angry to respond. She later asked for us to meet nd we talked things out and I accepted her back and right away she switched feelings cos she saw a friends (females) photos on my phone more than hers. I tried explaining things to her but she left at once and that day I tried texing her on social media and we chatted normally. But for weeks now we havnt texts or call and I'm confused cos one part of me wants to let go of her because it feels she's using me and the other still wants to try. She told a friend of ours that she wants to settle but I aint helping matters, which I don't understand cos she's to make efforts to make up if she really wants to...I'm so confused and sad about the whole issue.. Please I need ur advice on this.. Thanks!!

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Just show them money and you will experience automatic green light that will b brighter than their future

Xtardom:
U ar d man dude...u ar d boss..prepare ur hrt n take dah bold step...moreova she z probably wantin u 2 do so by fustratin u.
#wakeupdude

You think so?... Please enlighten me more on your opinion

Kasimaramma2:
when i was much younger,i would hve called you names but i can sense you are naive'
love takes time to grow,sorry to say,infatuation lasts up to two years in a relationship before love comes.
She does not know what she wants,she is controlled by her feelings n not controlling her feelings.Love is a choice,it is a decision to commit to one person,she has no choice or will of hers.When the butterfly feelings comes,she crawls to you,when it fades,she says she wants to be alone'

you are a human being that deserve to be respected and not a THING that should be used to fufil her emotions desire when she desires.

Even though you dont wanna treat yourself nice by letting that raven go,thhink of your parents,how would they feel if they know their sonn is being used?

God gave u guts n instincts,use them....lots of love dear

Wow!!...thanks so much for your advice

Olami90:
In dis situation, it is not bad if u make d first move(u are a guy). U wanna mak finz better naw.

#dnt b carried away by ur emotions thereby forgetting d purpose of avin dis talk.(Rmember u av to set d foundation ryt, since ur relationship is fresh)

Okay thanks .. This the best advice I've got!!

Olami90:
Op frm wot u said I sense lack of effective communicatn, understanding nd trust btw u two.
It is one fin for u to understand wot it taks to av a good relationship nd anoda fin to av a sound partner.
U both nid to av serious talk.Wit dis, u will get necessary knowledge of d babe u are dealing wit if u are intelligent.then u decide if she is som1 dat worth d effort or not.

#rmember there is no room for 70-30 in relationship.

Thanks a lot... But I wanna know who should make the first move.. Me or her?

Abdullateef77:
Brother!!! if your the only one making the efforts,i'll advise that you let her go



BTW why is there so much of a female friend pishure on your phone?
I no trust you oooo

Lol.. Thanks for your advice bro!!.. ;-)

I really need your help on this!!! We've dated for 5 months (Long Distance Relationship but we see each other often) At first it was all love in the air, well for the first 3 months. Things started changing after that.. She changed. Stopped calling,texting,caring and behaves non challant and even tlk abt her ex with me.. when I talk to her about it she turns it back to me like am acting too possesive. She made a lot of excuses about things and I felt like I was the one making efforts alone . On the fifth month,we had a major disagreement nd days later she used the "I wanna be alone" breakup line on me and I felt used. It hurts a lot.. Weeks gone by.. She occasionally text me bt I'm too angry to respond. She later asked for us to meet nd we talked things out and I accepted her back and right away she switched feelings cos she saw a friends (females) photos on my phone more than hers. I tried explaining things to her but she left at once and that day I tried texing her on social media and we chatted normally. But for weeks now we havnt texts or call and I'm confused cos one part of me wants to let go of her because it feels she's using me and the other still wants to try. She told a friend of ours that she wants to settle but I aint helping matters, which I don't understand cos she's to make efforts to make up if she really wants to...I'm so confused and sad about the whole issue.. Please I need ur advice on this.. Thanks!!

Watsup with the eggplant pics going on recently?

A girl recently wanted to sue august alsina rapturing her cervix after she had sex with him. Well I guess now we know why.

Ladies what do you think?