₦airaland Forum

So practically everyone on the thread has told us they have fantastic and sensational marital sex life with their partners.

Interesting!


Well, you know me, I doubt every story especially when people here claim to be married. No offence.

Some might also be married but seeking a change to any sexual things described on the thread. Physically married but still searching.

pocohantas:
Na there problem go start na. Reminds me of one babe wey I see for plane, she come dey ask me how much from airport to XYZ. I say I no know, but lets put it at 5k. She said it is much, I told her she can enter bus.

Next thing she say she wan piss. As she stand, naso nyash full everywhere and she wear those mumu spandex fabric. She was in the center. By the time she brush the man at the aisle seat with nyash. Brush am going, brush am coming back- e no reach 5mins, the guy start to introduce imsef. Me sef know say e no fit survive that nyash brushing. He gave her a ride to wherever

I hope you're not saying it was a married woman you saw being given a ride at what time of night.

So many stories up and down nairaland recently. Still waiting for the wildest one.

Unless you mean abstaining from sex is not an option for you because you are paid to sex? Therefore you have to endure the horrible smells?

Kennedyiheme:
I'm a serial church goer, i understand, maybe this isn't the thread you should be in, but again, religious people can be deceiving

You said most ladies' vaginas smell like rotten fish.

What does my church attendance have to do with your general statement?

Besides, I dont see how your not attending church has anything to do with your abstaining from sex so you stop smelling nasty stuff. It's simply common sense to stay away from bad odour or am I missing something?

Kennedyiheme:
pastor

You're saying abstaining from sex is not an option for you?

You'd rather continue being nauseated by the smelling, nasty and disgusting odour?

LewsTherin:
It shouldn't be depressing. If following the tenets of your faith feels bad, there is something wrong in your beliefs.

I was roommates with a guy called Oko Ashewo in college. I had roommates who shared condoms as souvenirs. I had friends who offered free-no-strings sex. My faith would not let me. It was tempting, but it sure as heck wasn't depressing.

And by the way, my sex in marriage is hot and steamy! 8 years down!!

I've modified my comment since conscience is not a good enough reason to not indulge in premarital sex.

Please check the edited version of my post.

wbb with more commentary. I know folks are waiting to take this thread to orgasm.

I didnt even notice you were posting non romantic topics in romance section.

People get so agitated or intrigued by your threads they forget that. Besides, you tend to do what you want anyway, would it have mattered?

Kennedyiheme:
Gosh i know some men here have had this issue, during the whole sex thing, the thing really starts smelling so bad, like fish you left in a hot fridge

So abstain from sex so you dont have to smell anything bad during it.

Is this difficult? God can help you.

OgaMadam:
Not out of judgement cause I have also been there.

I'm curious about this part but I dont want to ask for details due to the judgemental nature of people here. And also, there are too many concocted stories flying around, at this time. Besides, I might bring it up myself if we fight.

OgaMadam:
But when it is in marriage there is no guilt or the feeling that he might dump you or that
you have to do the "walk of shame" as a lady back to your house, office or bus. Being home all day is beautiful.

Sex in marriage is no guarantee against what you listed.

As a Christian, the bible is very clear on sex between two people within the boundaries of marriage.

Extra marital sex is not encouraged, was there a question about this?

Note, extramarital sex is not illegal as in not legally a crime I think (although adultery technically is), but it's not expected of a Christian.

Yes, others are having fun and mind blowing sex outside of marriage, as Christians we can't really copy them for the biblical reasons mentioned. It can no doubt seem as if Christianity doesnt let us have fun.

Having African heritage is not the same thing as being continental African. I doubt we should mix up the two although I'm open to correction.

Kwanzaa is an African American celebration but Africans can participate as well I guess.

Kwanzaa is a week-long annual celebration held in the United States and other nations of the African diaspora in the Americas to honor African heritage in African-American culture

wiki

Define what you understand rebel to mean as a Nigerian Christian.

Federal universities are cheaper, is there a reason why you didnt consider them? Or a polytechnic?

perhaps visa things.

Thanks for the info.

Are we shy to mention them?

If some Nigerians are offended by you referring to your father as dad/daddy (believing you are lording it over them and showing off your elite status), should you break off all links with him or call him something else?

How many ways are you supposed to call your father? Is there versatility or only one or two?

When/if your dad is late, does that mean he never existed? And your link to him has ended? Do you substitute your late dad with another, as an adult?

What percentage of Nigerians call their father daddy and what percentage do not?

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The story is inconclusive. The mum is late and many parts of the picture are unknown so it's difficult to know exactly what the point of the thread is.

Is it to castigate the mum?

Is it class based warfare?

Is it an indictment on the parents?

Is it a criticism of the Nigerian system?

Who is judging here? The maid? The op? The dad? People? Obviously the mom is being judged.

Whose pov is the op espousing? The maid's? The mom's? The dad's? Society? His own? Unnamed? Who is he fighting for?

Daddy might have gotten into modern Nigerian lexicon as a newer word after colonization, however, I'm of the opinion many Yoruba or Nigerian words we use today, were unknown centuries before. Change is a constant thing.

Contrary to what some Nigerians posit, daddy (as opposed to papa or father) is not an indication of elite status.

Its simply an informal version of father.

There are many versions of the word dad. List coming up.

The family dynamics seem rather weird.

Now, if the maid was hired when you were 7, op, and you also said she nurtured you into your teenage years, where was she eating for the 7+ years prior to this incident?

What was the exact phrase you say the lady used please?

Yoruba doesnt have a word for ugly as far as I know. Neither would black be referred to as ugly, rather the parents would be asked about the baby's look if something seems off.

In any case, sometimes people can speak carelessly, I dont think you needed to bring tribe.