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crizzle to the shizzle mizzle is even softer than ajebotta is more like ajemayonaise

Cristalz:
@No2A
Option 3 is a lot more fun.  .  .pick that.

thank   i know u like me so much that you are going to share the hugging with me . . . so that we can both recharge our powers together . . .

wizsultan:
Abeg!!!
make una all go carry your criticism go collect money for bank,
As far as i am concerned, those boys won,
the lights that went off is a sign of celebration,
and its is nobody's business if fifa's mri test couldnt detect old legs,
make una go invent your machine if e dey pain u,
more fireworks jo!!!!
if u are angry or sad,
1. dive in the lagoon
2. drown in a well
3. hug transformer
4. sleep on the express

i prefer option 3 cus i am a super hero that needs to recharge his electro magnetic powers. . .  

crizzle to shizzle mizzle . . . wetin u wan take carry fireworks na wheelbarrow or abi u dey sell am . . . .are u an importer and exporter 

1. why did someone switch off the lights before the final whistle
2. why is there fireworks during the match.

which kind country is nigeria sef . . . our things are just with comma

bawomolo no ves i tend to have the penchant to get myself into trouble . . .

What was reported as the reason why he killed people - Islam. . . END OF STORY.

It was not reported that he killed people because of race.
It was not reported that he killed people because of sex.
It was not reported that he killed people because of boredome.
It was reported that he had a lap dance earlier i think the a few days or day before.

WHATS WITH ISLAMIC TERRORIST AND SEXUAL DESIRES BEFORE COMMITTING MURDER SEF.


It was reported that he killed people on the basis of ISLAM.

megan fox don suffer for the hands of max and spiky . . .

i don't really have anything against her except that i just dislike women that have a manufactured appearance and beauty. . . it freaks me out.

Cus in my mind, am like am I going to bed with "beauty" and waking up with "shrek" or wat . . .

its high time people start getting comfortable in their skin ". . . yes i know the number of suitors would noticably drop" nevertheless at least you would be rest assured that you only have those genuinely attracted to you for you and not cus of some fake ass manufactured beauty . . .  . ,  sorry for my use of language.

LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SPENT ON LIES AND FAKE THINGS AND BEHAVIOURS

. . . i don't even know what to say sef . . .

Karmahedral you are welcome . . .

spikedcylinder:
Not really sha. I'm in desperate need of a mum who can bond with me by throwing tomatoes at Meagan Fox.

I must confess that i find her scary maybe[b] its because she looks manufactured[/b] . . . although i don't dislike her enough to stone her with tomato sha

I think the general consensus is that hollywood has run out of movie ideas, hence they are basically just recycling and mixing and matching past movie ideas now using more and more special effects. . . .

spikedcylinder:
Impressive Max, really. Adopt me na?

I hated O Brother Where Art Thou. In fact, the only Coen movie I remember liking is Burn After Reading. Those guys are just off.

See this big baby who still wants to be breast feed at this age . . .

it really pains me that people playing fifa 10 are not doing it on xbox 360 otherwise . . . i would have whooped some asses very well

[quote author=Mad_Max link=topic=173006.msg4911054#msg4911054 date=1258039760]We're fine, thanks. Baby eating like food will soon vanish off the earth. Better Half's lovely, as always. I totally have no probs killing, but some games my kids will play only when they're adults. God of War has terrific plot and action and gameplay, but some adult themes (the stupid god shags and increases his health in one level), much to my consternation. Anything with vile language puts me off. I was trying out some Pirate thing with Warrior Within as subtitle, the main character was battling a female and when she hit him he went, "Bitch!" I was instantly put off and lost interest. Pandering to young boys silly fantasies should only go so far. The only places I see decently dressed females are espionage games like Splinter Cell and Syphon Filter and MGS. In others they're buxom and half-naked, telling men being female is only about one thing. Now playing LOTR as Legolas. Do any of you play this marvelous PC-only game, Age of Wonders? It's fantastic and intelligent and deserves all the awards it got.[/quote]See what am saying, you know deep down that the shoot them uppy games are not really appropriate . . .

Ikomi:
Could we easily conclude that the Christian faith brought to us by the Europeans is a Religion of deception? Since you easily made that deduction of the Islamic faith based on your understanding of the average Arab.

Since it seems you have taken interest in me personally, i would suggest you go through my posts.

1. I do not believe in the catholic church, they are liars as far as the bible and history goes.
2. I do not believe in mainstream christianity . . .sunday - sunday tonic, tithe, prosperity gospel and all that nonsense.
3. I do not believe in prosperity gospel.
4. I do not believe in a White Messiah. . . even though the skin color of the messiah has nothing to do with salvation.

I beleive only in the truth. . . as detailed in the bible and testified to be historical evidences.

So if you are asking me whether or not there is great deception within Christianity right now . . . I WOULD SAY YES.

Nevertheless, cus there is deception in the church does not mean the bible is not true . . . simply because the Messiah did not bring religion, instead its those with ulterior motives that infiltrated the church and brought about religion.


Historical and Biblical records show that Mohammed is not a prophet but instead a liar.
Historical records show that Arabs are natural illiterates who assimilated culture of other people and made it look like its their own (e.g. Egypt and Sudan) something that Europeans are also fond of doing.
Historical  records show that Arabs would rather die in battle than not be in a position of authority.
Historical records show that Europeans would also rather commit genocide than not be in a position of authority.

Islam cannot be sustained in a situation where there is free will.
Islam is threatened when people ask questions about it.

True Democracy is only possible in a situation where there is freewill . . . that alone tells you that Islam and Democracy are inherently incompatible.

The thing is the the West knows this, however the West is not really in the Arab states for Democrazy, instead the west is merely there cus they are trying to steal resources. . .

beknown:
Property prices in Peckham, London is getting better. Nigerians who own houses in Peckham and other parts of London are smiling.

In fact, some of the houses you see in VGC, VI, Lekki, etc belong to some of the people who live happily in Peckham, London.

That is exactly the kind of point i was trying to make that it seems some people do not know what is called financial responsibility and decisions . . .

I THINK MAYBE I AM SOMETIMES TOO BLUNT AND TRUTHFUL FOR MY OWN GOOD . . .

Ikomi:
There is nothing wrong with confessing in public or trying to woo another mans wife

ACTUALLY THERE IS SOMETIME WRONG WITH TRYING TO WOO ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE . . . IT IS AGAINST THE BIBLE TO DO SUCH

- i see that you do not know me enough to know that i am fond of mixing truth and jokes together into jovial statements that contain a mixture of the two. . . hence why i use the phrase "steal you from your husband",

a. it does not mean i am trying to break their relationship . . . I would never in a thousand years want to do such to any body.
b. it does not mean i am trying to take over another man's wife. . . I would never in a thousand years want to do such to any body.

Instead it is a jovial way of saying that: before i knew she was in a relationship, there was an intent on my part.


. . . WOW I THINK U NEED TO UNDERSTAND MY USE OF ENGLISH BEFORE MAKE CONCLUSIONS ON MY STATEMENTS . . .


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which raises the question: ARE YOU TRACKING ME ?

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Ikomi:
There is nothing wrong with confessing in public or trying to woo another mans wife, what I have a problem with is when you raise theories you cant defend.

I would most be happy if you could go back to the Islamocracy or Democracy topic and defend this your wonderful view of Arabs and Islam.

Or are you against the Islamic faith just because your open confession of love for another mans wife would have earned you castration. 

exactly why i am keeping my distance    . . . I am not so comfortable with your statement of saying I am trying to woo another man's wife. . .

By the way, i did not create the islamocrazy thread , nevertheless i would check what you are talking about . . .

Or are you against the Islamic faith just because your open confession of love for another mans wife would have earned you castration. 

Okay now u have gone way out of line . . . WHY DO YOU MUSLIMS ALWAYS TRY TO TURN INTELLECTUAL ISSUES INTO PERSONAL ISSUES. . . CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT DISCUSSING ISLAM HAS TO DO WITH WAT YOU ARE TRYING TO LINK IT TO  .

For your information, the attraction was there before i even knew she was in a relationship, hence technically speaking:

I AM NOT TRYING TO WOO ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE. . . I REJECT THAT . . . INSTEAD I DONE MY BEST TO KEEP A RESPECTABLE DISTANCE.

What you do not understand is that before there was even a noticeable attraction, before i even knew she was in a relationship, there was already a mutual intellectual acquitance and understanding.

kokoye:
You are truly dumb. Did you really read that article??

theonion.com is a site that writes fake stories for dumb and stupid people like you.

Nothing on that site is real - it is purely a humor site.

Come on don't be too harsh . . .everyone makes a mistake once in a while . . . at least u did not come out of the womb as a genius . . . so take it easy on the guy.

I personally do not see a reason why someone should buy a car wen such a person would not need a car to go to work and make good money.

Likewise, i see no reason why someone would want to buy buckingham palace wen such a person can easily afford and live in peckham and continue to make a lot of money by merely doing so.

I think a lot of nigerians need to grow up and know that part of being a responsible adult is knowing how to make sensible financial and life decisions and not just about showing off and try to look bigger than they really are.

A word is enough for the wise. . .

Its just superiority complex of certain nigerians who feel that being around other nigerians devalues their superiority.

I personally do not like crowded neighbourhood cause i like open spaces . . .however that does not mean one should now classify somewhere as ghetto because its not open enough.

Haba people should please get a life and stop debasing other nigerians . . . i would not be suprised if these same people living in Peckham are the same ones that own the most beautiful houses and properties in nigeria.

Inferiority complex is such a bitch . . .  

JeSoul:
Trust me brotha, you're never too old to learn. I've seen 60yr olds picking up instruments and learning for the first time - go for it! And with youtube, you can learn for free inside your own house - that's how I started.
I told myself after the first few times of playing it that it wasn't a good game to be playing, then I got hooked on it and would mute the volume so as not to be bombarded with the cuss words and rubbish talk. Games really have taken a turn for the immoral. But funny enough, I've been playing shooting and killing games since I was yay high . . . lol, I don't think I'm desensitized one bit, but rather trained in the art of seperating quite efficiently, fiction from reality.

And contrary to you, I don't like racing and most sports games      infact in stages where I have to race in my adventure games I get upset. I've played my NBA live less than 10 times, football once but finished Naruto, GTA several times

Wow u are even more geek than me sef . . . By the way, wen i say football, i mean nigerian football and not american football. . .

Good to see that u have learnt the art of dissociating from the game itself . . . thats a smart move cus those games can be bloody.

I bought gears of war 2 and far cry 2 for xbox 360 but ultimately, i destroyed those cds cus i felt they were not things i should be playing. Moreover i did not really like the whole concept of the shoot them uppy thingy.

So u play that trash called NBA guess your husband has infected you with the NBA bug. . .

JeSoul:
*cough cough* I'm not "live" . . . yet lol. I got the arcade and even dragged my feet at the opportunity to upgrade for free.
Well when I get home from work usually about 4:30/5p its a choice btw Grandtheftauto or guitar - as an active musician, the guitar wins 99% of the time. One skill is profitable long term, the other is not  .

I am jealous , i want to learn a musical instrument . . . but i feel i am getting to old for it . . .I seriously need to learn one. I get your point about guitar being more profitable in the longterm.

Am disappointed that u do not have a live id. Its good sha . . .I must confess that i do not really like GTA . . . I am more of a football or racings kinda of a person . . .i used to play FPS before until i stopped cus they were starting to freak me out (the idea of going round to shoot and kill in the games) and i did not like the fact that it desentitises someone to the idea of shooting and killing.

I get your point about the ratings issue . . . I NEVER SAID I WAS A GOOD BUSINESS MAN . . . .i get your point about ratings and i agree on that. I was just talking from the perspective of ignoring ratings and doing the right thing . . . my future wife (whoever she is  ) go suffer sef cus wen she expects me to be all tender and soft spoken to her . . . i would just blabb out the truth  I can be quite hopeless in that department.


Once a geek always a geek . . . 


Thats why one of my main goals is to search for a beautiful lady with the same academic standards like me and who would understand my thinking pattern, cus men i can be very very very weird at times  most especially in terms of African History, i do not compromise on that cus i am fed up with years of brainwashing and hence certainly do not want a westernised wife, but rather prefer one with an African consciousness.


Jesoul, why don't u apply to CNN and try to get a job with them (you don't have to go national you know ) . . .
you are quite good as a presenter, from the little I have seen . . . WISH I WAS MULTI-TALENTED LIKE YOU (my own multi-talents are in useless and meaningless things). . . .i think it should still be possible to continue your boston programme on a part-time basis.

  BY THE WAY, PLEASE REMIND YOUR HUSBAND THAT HE IS LUCKY CUS I WAS PLANNING ON STEALING YOU FROM HIM  SO  HE BETTER NOT DROP THE BALL (men why do i always like confessing in public like this and disgracing myself . . .  ).

JeSoul:
I don't know if I qualify for that title anymore, its been a while since I touched my Xbox.
Lol . . . I hear you on that one. But seriously though go and see the box, you will not regret it.

Heya . . . wats your Xbox live id sef . . .

I guess its too much work or something . . .

Don't mind the yeye ngierians trying to form a class and uppity mentality . . . whats the big deal in having nigerians concentrated in a certain location.

Whether you are living in peckham or buckingham palace . . .the bottom line is that a significant number of white people would still look down on you and consider you to be inferior to them (even though the reverse is actually true scientifically).

Hence it pisses me off when people talk about somewhere looking run down.

Most people do not understand that most nigerians only consider that London or UK is not their home . . . but rather there place of making money. Hence most nigerians would not mind staying in a below standard area so long as they have well to do houses and properties back home in nigeria.

To be frank, its makes more sense to own property in nigeria than in the uk . . . in terms of the cost of maintenance and taxes and all . . .

[quote author=Mad_Max link=topic=173006.msg4909146#msg4909146 date=1258023596]No2, how na? I asked around and almost everyone had good things to say about it. Those who weren't sure said it was different and worth watching for the experience and that it'll compell you to swap shoes with the lead characters and ponder what you'll do 'in their position', whatever that is. Seeing it soon. You don't need a reason to boycott it if you don't want to see it though. Simply don't.[/quote]Am alright . . . how is the baby and your better half. I still find it hard to believe you are a gaming geek.

Wonders shall never end . . . at least Jesoul is one of such female geeks . . . . . . hence urs should not be too much of a surprise.

@jesoul

i am not really into reviews of which actor is in a movie or not . . .i could care less . . . about which actors are in it. My main concern is whether or not the storyline and effects are mentally stimulating and whether or not i can predict the movie.

Ability to predict a movie is what makes me hate nigerian movies . . .

Jesoul dear  (apologies to your husband   for using the copyrighted word) . . . i have to disagree a little bit . . . on this issue.

Lou Dobbs is good riddance to bad rubbish.

The way Lou Dobbs talks and blames latinos for everything is weird to say the least.

Lou Dobbs was just a closet racist that could no longer hide his racism hence why he is so opinionated . . .White people can't help it . . . they are insecure . . . if its not latinos, lou dobbs would find other people to hate.

At least he would be at home with Fox. . .

Dayo is the ultimate destroyer. . . an encounter with him leads to compulsory plastic surgery . . . . . . .

@chic2pimp

is it not good to advertise for Dayo and help market Dayo . . .

it is good marketting for Dayo is people know that just a touch is enough to get 7 people pregnant . . . .is it not good for Dayo is people know that an encounter results in forever bow leg . . .