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- Cus i want and need the freedom right now.
- Cus i do not want to break ladies hearts considering that i am not yet ready to commit yet, hence its better to restrict and restrain myself until i am ready for serious commitment.
- I only believe in serious relationships and not just do me i do kind of things.
- I am very picky and choosy and tend to look at the total package of ladies (beauty, brain, character, faith, biological make up).

I have a friend he and his gal dont even communicate in school just say a very cold hi but when he says of his sexcapades and how good she can own a jt all of us go ballistic, and if u see this babe in church chei u go fear and he says seeing her in church singing all those songs turns him on, so my dear Oyinda dats the definition of a real freak can u imagine having a hard on in church cos ur chick is speaking in tongues and u know later that night yall will be on cloud 9. As for the fantasies i see them as normal u have 2 be a freak 2 make that dude happy wen they r happy u r happy but wat irritates me most is peeps dat when they r in the bus wiv u they start cupping private parts now those r open freaks

1. That girl playing with fire, how can she be fornicating and still be a member of the so called choir (i am assuming the poster is saying that she is a member of the choir) (this is exactly the kind of nonsense that pisses me off about a lot of religious people).I personally prefer not to pretend that I am someone who I am not. I am more comfortable with men and women that know they are committing sin and are not hypocrites about it.

2. Their relationship is doomed to say the truth, cus it seems its just sex and sex and more sex from the looks of it.

3. I don't understand ladies how can they be having so much premarital sex and yet not communicate and yet she is still a member of choir and yet she would then think the guy would consider her as wife material. Haba, 


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a.  The freakiness is too much once it starts getting into public.

b. Anal sex is just simply a no-no as far as I am concerned considering the spiritual and hygiene factors against the nonsense. Why the heck would anyone want to dip[b] his something[/b] inside a shit hole, then the lady would then put the same shit covered something inside her own mouth and her something and then use that same mouth to kiss me and then probably later expect me to put my own mouth at[b] her something[/b] to do something (men that is so bleeped up in many ways). No wonder there are so many exotic diseases springing up in the west, it is so twisted.

c. Yes sex is supposed to be good, freaky and all (this applies to married people please  i am not advocating nor supporting premarital sex  thank you), but haba everything as to be done with moderation. Some boundaries ought not to be crossed.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=298440.msg4221336#msg4221336 date=1248144109]if the pastor is preaching against these things in the church or disapproves of it, he shouldn't be doing it. otherwise, that's hypocrisy.but i can only give my opinion though. considering u saw nothing wrong in stealing -from ur convo with sweetdoc.

but not all conservatives are freaks behind doors though. lol many men don't do anal or act crazy behind doors. that's why i said some. and one man's sexual fantasy is repulsive to the next  (ex some men who are turned on by feet, anal sex etc) anyway.

but usually on boards like this where there's anonymity, ppl say stuff n u wonder lol (ie someone who would denounce a naija girl for wearing a little revealing shirt, mini skirts or copying oyinbo etc n then saying naija girls aren't as good in bed. etc that just sound funny n closet freakish to me.)
like someone who will mess around n then look for homely girl to take to mama.

i thought u and na2day will be up on each other's neck by now over the girl who wants a piercing down there  [/quote]Thank you jare i sincerely do not know wetin some men dey look for inside shit hole. Men perversion is really something else. Haba, women already have what you need why the heck are they going to the shit hole. The thing tire me o.

Western culture is so bleeped up because on one hand they want to stop femal genital mutilation (which i completely support) one the other hand they/some are mutilating their own clitoris with different kind of piercings. Nna na wa o  wonders shall never end.

@poster should please stop generalising

I as a person do not like fat women (no offense to all the fat ladies on this forum), i am all for the tall and slender types (i seem to be always attracted to them even if i do not approach them). I am on the tall side myself, hence i tend to prefer women that can almost look into my eyes without straining their neck or wear heels.

I do not anorexic , yuck, she just has to be slender and tall that is all.

Fat is a turn off for me, .

I can still manage the curvy ladies if and only if she is tall.

Are we also free to nominate the name of the perennial troublemakers amongst the moderators,

@abuzola

I are not deceived, because i know that:

- Muslims talk of peace when they cannot dominate the other people (mohammed himself did the same thing).
- Muslims immediate reject peace once they are strong enough to dominate the other people (mohammed himself did the same thing).
- I or is it We know that this is just an attempt to deceive us using Al Taqiya so that you can then latter use a sneak attack on us while we are not looking.


So thank you , I would continue to say the truth whether you like it or not while at the same time putting in mind my own observation of your state of mind.

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Abuzola I would be lying if i say i am not worried about your utterances and state of mind. Your state of mind as projected through your posts, sounds unusual, abnormal and downright worrisome.

At the end of the day, Abuzola, i am worried about your safety, I do not want you to harm yourself or those around you. So please please I beg you  not to kill anyone, I beg you not to suicide bomb anyone, I beg you not to kill yourself, I beg you not to commit suicide.

This is because after all is said and done, I still care for you as a person and would not want anything bad to happen to you or those around you.

Take care.

Apologies to other readers for being so blunt and raw with my statements, i am quite a blunt person with a good sense of humour.

Abuzola continue the entertaintment jare people do not know that your man[b] something[/b] would be working 24/7 in muslim heaven considering that u have to satisfy the 72virgins.

By the way, i  hope Allah is going to replace the centilitre scrotum that you have with at least a scrotum that can hold 5 liters of sperm and body that also produces 5 liters of semen. Cus i do not understand how is it that you would be able to have endure multiple ejaculations needed to satisfy 72 virgins who would never get pregnant. Men Viagra would really sell a lot in Abuzola's heaven.

Or wait my bad, maybe allah might make you not to ejaculate,  although i do not understand how you would climax in sex without release.

LadyT:
Oh yes Abuzola's sex paradise with virgins that dont menstrate, they dont stink, they look more beautiful with each passing day, with rivers that flow with wine.  

The most amazing thing about these women are that they are barren so no condom needs to be used and they have the amazing hymens that are regenerated daily. I got all this from Abuzola.

Rubbish and ingredients

Lady T maybe we need to license the copyright for this kind of hymen so as to use it here on heart for those ladies that used cucumber to disvirgin themselves.

LadyT:
Oniranu ni e!

see Tory calling Labour bad, i never start iranu with u, if and why i start u go pursue all ur fake boyfriends away,

LadyT:


Sauron did kick me though!

He remembered all our[b]loff fights[/b] and gave my foot a swift kick!

so who is doing iranu by loff fights now abeg make una just be careful o cus a friend of a friend of an enemy of another friend told me that Swine Flu fit spread through loff fights o

debosky

thanks goodness chamakh is going could go to sunderland , cus d boy is shit for his age



http://www.sportnetwork.net/main/s555/st147066.htm

debosky:
No2A Walcott plays many roles in the team in terms of revenue. Apart from being a decent player, he is an English poster boy who draws in fans and endorsements and the like. On the other hand, Martins will just increase the number of pirated Arsenal jerseys to be worn by area boys and agberos in naija with no financial benefit.

Spending money on top class is needed, but not on past it players like Martins. Dunno why we are even discussing this - it is a non-starter for Arsenal, we won't buy him.

The only player we are possibly buying from Newcastle is their best player last season, Bassong.

u are just jealous of martins the best player since slice bread , whether u like it or not arsenal is going to buy martins and u would be forced to organise a BBQ to celebrate it with uk based area boys.

someone give me the link for the madrid match

eldee:
I always knew it was going to come to this
We should buy Martins and pay him EPL-level wages because he's Nigerian??
Owen's in Man Utd earning £25,000 why shouldn't Martins earn half of that??

debosky:
I agree with you 110%. . . . that's the only condition under which I'd accept Martins, and the first time he exhibits indiscipline, he gets fined half his wage. The second time, gone for good.

see them ijebu people now u go start blame wenger for not spending money yet u wan spend on top average walcott. As much is i dislike Tottenham, there own number 7 (wats his name again Aaron Lennon) is still better than walcott.

lets stop beefing ourselves, Martins is good if not world class. he is still better than adebayor given the kind of shitty team he was playing for.

i don't care what others say,

I would gladly take Hleb back so as to improve our attacking options. He was a very good ball holder, he can hold the ball for like forever.

Arsenal still needs the following:

- Hangeland
- Defensive midfielder.
- One experienced squad no nonsense striker (e.g. Martins  )

i do not even know wat my something is supposed to be used for,

me flirt, i no dey flirt, wetin i wan take flirt do,

Eduardo/Martins/Francis Jefferes would have scored more given the number of chances adebayor had in arsenal.

Do u realise that he actually breaks up our attack most of the time cus he simply does not understand the off side rule. Even Bendtner has better movement compared to Adebayor.

spiky that is one bad ass combination

- most beautiful girl for nairaland
- most bakassious girl for nairaland

the only thing that remains now is if u are also using DD cup size, that would be something, even Tope cannot compete with that combination.

spiky hope say u never block traffic for thirdmainland bridge

Spiky,

tkb417:
wait, how did you come about the idea that martins was/is better than Adebayor
the best of Martins won him the best young player in Africa while the best of Ade won him the Best footballer in Africa

so, again, how did you come about ur comclusion?

If Zidane played for Newcastle he would have been SHIT, Emre Belogzu was world class at Inter, yet he was shit at newcastle.
Owen was once world class yet he was shit at newcastle.
Adebayor could not even clean Martins boot while he was at Inter, yet all of a sudden people think he is shit now that he played for Newcastle.
Robinho was above average at Madrid yet is merely average at Mancity.

The team the player plays in sometimes changes them.

Arsenal would be a fresh of breath air for martins,

Abeg most people know that if Drogba was not injured, If Eto was not injured for a while, Adebayor would not even have smelled the award he won,

Martins showed over and over again for Inter in europe in italy, against arsenal and even sometimes for newcastle that he is more than above average.

People would now see how shit Adebayor is, now that he is in team that would not provide the same number of chances that he was given at Arsenal.

I have seen Adebayor since he was at Monaco and did not really understand why Wenger bought him cus i never rated him,


Martins made a career mistake by going to Newcastle,

debosky:
I am debunking your suspicions as they do not stand up to scrutiny.

Martins is similar to Ade, but much worse in terms of discipline/injury coupled with high wages. Wenger will NOT buy him - that is not a suspicion, it's a statement of fact.

Yes the occasional TERRIBLE accident like Silvestre will happen, but that is a once in a decade event.

Yes i agree that they may not hold water under rigorous scrutiny, nevertheless, they are still viable reasons. Considering that Wenger bought Silvestre of all people, hence they are not as far fetched as they seem.

Wenger will NOT buy him - that is not a suspicion, it's a statement of fact.

STATEMENT OF FAT or statement of fact, haba Debosky now u r over-stretching your hypothesis. Hope no-one gave u natural milk during the summer BBQ, cus ur statement of fact sounds like lactose intolerance.

A few months ago, everyone thought Owens career was in the doldrums however Manchester United decided to buy him cus he adds something to their squad even if he's not a first team material. And in all sincerity Owens is actually a quality addition to their squad.

Same goes for Martins (people may love him or like him) he is still better than adebayor and has already proved himself in the past (even if the present is not good enough) hence in terms of a solid squad player. I would gladly go for Martins rather than Chamakh.

I have seen Chamakh and the blunt truth is that i can't even say he's good enough to play for arsenal considering the the quality we have in the squad.

So from a business point of view Martins is a bargain and Chamakh would be a gamble.

One thing is for sure, if the team is shit only a few players can turn the team around. Hence that Martins was sometimes shit in the shirt of Newcastle does not mean he would be shit in the Shit of Arsenal.

Martins still has more consistency than Adebayor, he still understands the off-side rule (even if that is the only thing that he still knows how to do).

By the way Debosky if Martins is earning a big wage i don't mind at least that is indirect foreign investment for nigeria and moreover if the over-hyped Theo Walcott is earning big, why not Martins,

@debosky

I tut u said u invented grammar, do you not see the clause i used. I used the clause "suspect".

Moreover u also just listed the points why u also suspect wenger would not buy martins, cus the truth is that no one knows who wenger would buy until they actually wear the jersey.

wetin be this spiky bakassi we everybody dey talk about sef, spiky is it true men na wa o. I would be on the look out then in case i spot it liying down somewhere all big and bakassi like.

If u have so much bakassi as everybody says , then how the heck were u able to pull off being a tomboy

I suspect Wenger would buy Obafemi for following reasons.

1. There is no african in the strike force.
2. Newcastle is desperate to sell him.
3. He has champions league experience.
4. He does not need time to develop.
5. He has premiereleague experience.
6. Bordeaux does not want to sell cheap.
7. A chance to ressurect Martins career hence he would be willing to listen to Wenger and allow wenger control him.
8. Wenger has mentioned Chamakh in public hence has broken the silence rule on him.
9. Martins is strong, fast and a wenger type of player.

posakosa:
I am Agnostic. I believe in the existence of a GOD. But I am not religious and probably will never be.



I reported the rape to his brother a pastor at the RCCG and he basically insinuated that "I deserved to be raped and that I needed deliverance"


I will never belong to any denomination. Rape is a crime.

No one deserves to be raped, not even a woman who walks around naked (remember we would probably all still be naked if Adam and Eve had not sinned).

I am sorry that you were raped.
I hope and really pray that the scar would heal faster.

But please understand that two wrongs do not make a right, considering that our time on earth is but a brief period.

It is difficult to forgive, but please do try to forgive and hand everything over to the Creator. My hope and prayer is that you would still find a man that would love and cherish you irrespective of the scar left by the rape experience.

posakosa:
Im not religious so quoting bible verses doesn't help me.

When a man rapes, he deserves to die, But whatever I do has to be legal.

@jesoul how far jare hope everything is alright.


@poster

please note this, wat u plant is wat u sow.

Yes i do not support rape
Yes i do not support abortion
Yes i do not support the rapist.

Cus someone raped someone else is not reason enough to wish them dead. Life is too precious. Life is so precious that the Messiah Himself decided to give His own so as to save all.

Prayers wishing some people dead are not going to be answered, cus the time of an eye for an eye has passed. This is the time of grace and mercy so u better start learning or else u would just start a cycle of violence that even u would not wish for your enemies.

If u are not religious then why bother to pray for death towards someone, since ur non-religious means u could care less.

If u sow death, you yourself would reap it. Be warned.

@budda i dove my hat for you, even Tudor cannot twist out of this one. That is one serious list you have there. Most especially point 21 and 22.

JeSoul:
Buda you already know I love you     [/b]this post is just priceless! and is soo sooooo true of majority of the atheists in here.
Voted for Top Post of the Year in the Religion Section!

@All,
  I'm sure you don't know but [b]BudaAtum is an atheist. He just approaches the subject of religion from an angle I've never seen come from an atheist. It is quite refreshing to behold as he is honest, modest and graceful. I hope I (& we all) can learn something of these excellent qualities he has exhibited in his very limited appearance on NL.

hmmmmm me i go tell o ,  i go tell them say u are sharing wetin belong him with someone else called @budda o , cus i be amebo 


Moreover sef even if he's an atheist but men that is some serious friendly fire, that list alone is bound to nab most of the vocal atheists on this forum.

spikedcylinder:
I had a phase. When I was about 8 or so. Now, I can't even be a tomboy even if I tried my best!

You spiky, tomboy  wonders shall never. Better still maybe maybe that was wen u werre still wearing superman pants as if it was bikini. Yu come think u be tomboy.

I second wetin mukina talk  (yes imagine that after all the times wey she done ban me)  oya show us picture or spiky the tomboy.