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[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=295555.msg4176049#msg4176049 date=1247446207]u cant be trusted u fit put juju on those pics [/quote]Don't worry even if i juju you, , you would still like wat u see, infact you too would want take juju overdose

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=295555.msg4175987#msg4175987 date=1247444968]So why do u want to see party pichurr? [/quote] because i like to lookey lookey, its also not rocket science is it

There are always foot-soldiers and war-room soldiers in every army, hence its easy to see that i am the war-room type always staying back to do the lookey lookey.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295555.msg4175983#msg4175983 date=1247444782]Whatchu talking about, Willis?

Newcastle!!!![/quote]hmmm that should have been off the beaten track from my end, naaa i don't do parties , just not my thing .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295555.msg4175963#msg4175963 date=1247444455]This geezer won't give up. . . . .
There are no pictures for you to see. . . .Anutha one is coming up, try and be there.

Yea. . . . . .That person was me.
I am so ugly i make an alien look like Denzel Washington in his prime.
Happy now?

They didn't lemme take ma desert eagle to the party.[/quote]Actually i tend to give up easily, but on this occasion i would make an exception , dooh my intelligent sources tell me it was not you that was ginormically fugly so stop being so polite and stop downgrading yourself from astronomical measures you this manusa,

By the way wat city was the last one, London or Mancunian or Scousers city.

@tope nice profile pics, i never  knew u have bleached ur body to become white. Hope the condom the person did not injure u 

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295555.msg4175944#msg4175944 date=1247444195]They are CLASSIFIED. [/quote]Classified my ass at least even I have once made a mistake of giving away my pics, hence it can't be that bad. All u have to do is claim that i hacked your system after u were struck down by a bout of UK mutated Swine flu virus obtained from the injury prone bones of Micheal Owen.

Or was there someone so ginormically fugly that causes you not to show the pictures or wait Sauron was that person u,

Sauron show we the pictures mate,

even dodo and fried plantain would not save that ur computer once i am through with it kapish,

tubabie u know wat i am talking about, moreover don't let me hack ur computer so as to get access to those pics

LadyT na wa o so u too was there, and u no even buzz me, shame on u.

tubabie:
@ Sagamite were you banned?

@ Sauron and N2A
Permission declined!!! It is . . . . . . . . . .

Tubabie so u are now disowning me, don't u want me to learn how to french kiss

Sauron and Elrazur wat are u xboxlive gamertags so that i can whoop ur assess one of these days.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=295555.msg4175279#msg4175279 date=1247424295]It was a private party. . . .
Pictures are not to be shared for the public to see.
U had your chance to come for the event and you wasted it. . . . . .Miss it. . . .miss OUT!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . . .Na wa o!!!

@ El razur,

U don't have a prayer. . . .  , Get FIFA09 soon. . . . .I am tired of whupping Follypimping's ass all the time.[/quote]I am a person-person but not a party person, i hate groupies hence probability is that i would not have come even if i knew, which i did not actually.

Oya Darth Sauron show the way to the pics

tubabie:
No way!! that serial killer impression doesnt hold. Of course you came across as regular guy that was why it was shocking to most folks.
I like the new impression i have of a soft spoken Sauron am gonna stick with that but dont lose your Dark lord appeal o! Keep it coming Thats what makes u Sauron!!

Most people tend to have an alter-ego on nairaland, hence why I am not really carried away by wat transpires on nairaland cus most people (under the cover of anonymity offered by nairaland) try to do or say wat they can't do normally

ElRazur:
Dude. The pictures are meant for those who were present at the event. It is limited to the group email.

PS
Not sure how many was taken, when I wasnt around though.

Don't call me dude, call me Ogbeni , seriously wats the big deal about group email, it would not hurt for there to be one more non-paying member 

FL Gators:
Thank you.

This is even beyond self-esteem or self-worth.

How and why would you:
1. Date a married man
2. Date a man who's engaged, ready to start a new life with his woman
3. Have two lovers
4. Date a cheater

I wonder o, some woman are just funny.

- There are single guys out there that you can date yet u go for engaged and married ones, does that not mean that you are asking for trouble.

How you are u sef, @poster, or don't you ever want to get married or is it just about sex and money .

Always take a man along so that he can be blunt with you,

Sauron where did u guys upload the pics now abi u wan tell me a digital camera was too much for someone to bring along.

Is there no pictures for those of us not there or do i have to pick you brains on by one just to get the low down of what is going on,

Tubabie nice summary, made feel like i was actually there in the spirit, naaa never mind, i am too busy to even get out of bed.

I am still waiting for the day in which the white men would give black men something for free, without getting back something in return.

- Yes i know Britain would gain money in the short term of building a prison in nigeria, nevertheless they would also gain a long term investement of having somewhere standard to keep their secret criminals from MI6/CIA etc, criminals and people that their own laws would not allow them to keep in their own countries. Which better place to keep such criminals than in a lawless country with a standard prison.

- Britain needs more money than they have , hence trust me Nigeria is going to pay for that prison one way or another, britons are worse than ijebus wen it comes to money. Western Economies are built on debt hence they must always cheat and pillage other countries or people for them to survive (e.g. native american genocide, african genocides, aboriginal genocides, south american genocides, currently going on iraqi genocide, chinese opium wars, indian genocide just to mention a few)

- USA and Britain need somewhere to store their terrorist criminals, hence people are just deceiving themselves if they think na only nigerians go dey that prison once it is built.

- USA and Britain needs to continue to destabilise Africa and Nigeria most especially so that their military industrial complexes can benefit (abi u think say Niger Delta militants dey manufactur weapons for themselves), hence what better way to slowly destabilise nigeria than to create a world class prison in nigeria and wait for corruption to let those criminals leak out into the society and ultimately bring down nigeria and create another military market for the west to sells its weapons. A stable Nigeria does not profit the west just as a stable Japan/China is a threat to the West. Africa has resources, the only way the west can get to those resources without having to pay much for them is by destabilising the countries and using dictators or warlords as pawns for pillaging those countries.

- Africans and Nigerians need to wake up that Western Countries always plan for the future, hence they are not doing this in the interest of nigerians instead they are doing it in the interest of their own business people/not even their own citizen.

- The rich would always get richer with war, hence since the begginning of the century, the rich have been causing and profiting from wars, thus Africom and Prison in nigeria is just another pawn and small step in the equation of destabilising nigeria.

that must be the most potent sperm on the planet. I bet that baby would grow up to be the best swimmer in the world considering that sperm was so powerful it survived in the swimming pool and even managed to swim and catch up with the girl and then enter the girl (i never knew sperms had penis) through her panties, then impregnate her all in the water.




Wonders shall surely never end, I am sure CNN would never carry this kind of story as an example of weird white people.

olabowale:
@Noetic2: I just want the probably age of Mary who was still a virgin at the time she got pregnant. Thats all. I am not concerned with Old man Joseph who probably had passed his prime, yet with a virgin as a wife, according to you. She was his wife , no? I just want us to deal with Mary now and be adults about it. Thats not too much to ask. I dont think.

Alhaji (who has probably gone to Mecca to bow down to the black stone and worship the moon god allah) please note that True Bible believers do not do guess work, hence no single living person can give you the age of Mary or Joseph, simply because the Bible never gave us the age.

We are not in the business of creating data where there is no to be given .


If the bible says it, then so it is.

If the bible does not say it, then it means there is simply nothing to say about it.

Some muslims and their basic ignorance is more than funny, now it is basically bewildering



I am waiting to be enlightened about the age of Mary ([b]Miriam [/b]to be close to precise) and Joseph ([b]Yousef [/b]to be close to precise)

Can either olabowale or oyb or babs or others please provide the bible passages that show their ages, i really want to know or did you get those ages from the missing original bible that still remains missing but which you somehow have a magical access to so that you can check the age of those people in question.

- madness of the highest order (considering u just said that angel is academically sound, beautiful, and financially independent) unless there is something else that the guy has discovered about her but which the general public (including you) do not really know about.

- your puff puff guy (or is it puff diddy  ) is just sampling them nothing serious about it, although its sad to be frank.

- what i can deduce from the post is that he is just infatuated.

- I feel sorry for the angel gal cus u guys were the ones that set her up for a fall (yes i know she was also interested blah fucking blah, however the modus operandi of how relationships work is that at least the guy should originally experience a hard-on with respect to the lady in question (i.e. be originally attracted to her in all ways possible) and not that you guys are the ones that should convince him to do so). its obvious that you guys are the ones that convinced him hence his stance now that the infatuation has worn off.

- I am sorry to say but i forsee a situation whereby he's going to use u guys as his excuse for dumping the angel girl.

- Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder hence cause you guys find Laura more attractive does not mean the guy is also going to find her attractive, only a few ladies have a universal appeal to men. for example, some guys find halle berry attractive however she is just average and barely attractive as far as i am concerned.

seriously gator are u this kind of shoppaholic, are u sure u don't spend all ur income on shopping.

Akinagirl:
Yes,  I want him present to when I deliver OUR child. He helped me make it, so he can be there when I deliver it.

You are on your own, i no go attend the event if na me  .

At least she also enjoyed it while it was happening hence why must she suffer me like that, moreover i don't like the sight of blood  .


It is enough punishment to wait for the body to heal up before we  again, why does she want to scar my memory like that moreover i am more comfortable not being in the presence of blood.


I fit come inside once the baby as been born , but i no go stay during the childbirth, lai lai.

chiogo:
LOL@ what is a wife doing on facebook?

Very good question?

Even me sef we single no really get time for facebook, how much more for a married woman. Some people always like looking for trouble on facebook for their marriage. Later on she go come talk say na devil do am.

mukina2:
The sun shone too brightly on the banana leaves

[img]http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:5pyDqB7Bu3LBhM:http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-content/pictures/bananas/banana_art_01.jpg[/img]

na wa o, if i start to dey yab now someone go ban me.

- what second banana doing behind the first banana, na serious wa

- if i talk na dem go talk say i gast to be banned.

naijaking1:
So, your problem is with land mass now? Hausa people won the debate during the 1999 constitution review that's why every sparesly 100 sq kil is a state up there.
You don't creat states to waste money on a desolate desert, but on people---that's one of the many injustices that need correction in naija.

mechonu over there

I once lived amongst ibos in the east, I know first hand that its not as populated as you have been trying to deceive people on nairaland with hence its not an issue of population versus land-mass, otherwise if that were to be the case then Lagos should be divided into two states while Ibadan should also be a state on its own.

once again i personal do not give a damn whether or not you have biafra, but pls pls stop playing the victim card, it is starting to get boring.

Niger Delta has far more reasons to seceed that you igbos, yet its you that seem to cry the loudest when its obvious a lot of your people have benefitted financialy from this so called nigerian experiment.

Enough is enough, stop being cry babies and grow up at least for once in your life.

ikeyman00:
become

ahaha once shot in urlife time

remove yrouba [b]only to benin where they came from hahhaa hahhahha[/b]

once gone gone forever

- i guess that highlighted point is a joke or otherwise it would be a stain on you as regards having a capacity to at least say something factual.