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Career / Re: 800k At Hand, Do I Travel Abroad For Greener Pasture Or Start Up A Biz Here? by Noble11(m): 3:48pm On Feb 24, 2017
consultmal97:


very good advise but very funny
Haha am not in Nigeria and I know what new comers are passing through where I am right now..
Am planning to come back home by end of this year,no place like home and am not coming back for buying and selling coz am tired of it.
The young man can also use that Money to open a well organized barber shop..there is a lot you can do with 800k,it's all about planning
Career / Re: 800k At Hand, Do I Travel Abroad For Greener Pasture Or Start Up A Biz Here? by Noble11(m): 11:55am On Feb 24, 2017
I don't know the country you want to travel to but 800k can't take you anywhere unless Ghana,Benin Republic,cemaroon etc..first convert that money to dollar before anything..
And pray you don't have a virgin passport coz nigerian immigration officers will frustrate you at the airport till you regret travelling..
Travelling out of country expecially not have enough cash is a suicide mission.
I will advise you go back to your village and start a poultry farm,start with broilers
WHY DID I SAY VILLAGE? :It's the cheapest way and you can save alots of money,expecially house rent.
In 3 to 4 months you will be making profits by God's grace..
Remain bless and plan very well,there are other options too

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Celebrities / Re: Gifty Begins Her Media Tour In Nigeria After Her Eviction (Photos) by Noble11(m): 4:27pm On Feb 22, 2017
14teenK:
She sabi radio stations but I'm no no banky.....AKPERE GIRL
How many Yoruba and Hausa people know SLOW DOG?
Health / Re: Picture Of Billboard Sighted In Onitsha by Noble11(m): 12:11pm On Feb 18, 2017
GOD HEALS AND WE CARE ....Lol
Celebrities / Re: Gifty's Ex-Boyfriend Begs Banky W To Forgive Her For Saying She Doesn't Know Him by Noble11(m): 12:49pm On Feb 16, 2017
ollah2:



It's working for her yet she's been put up for eviction twice in a role. She's survived last week cos only one person was evicted.

It's the dumbest strategy to ever think about let alone implement.

It's BBN and not BB


I don't know if you understand me..am not talking about winning or remaining in the house
Soma was the first person to be evicted from BBN but go check him out now he performs almost everyday and does radio tours. That's the popularity that am talking about..
Ebuka the host of BBN did not win,now where is the winner? Karen won 2011 where is she now?
Read between the lines and understand what I meant,she wants fame and power,she is on your lips everyday,people tweet about her across africa and Europe she is popular already that's what am talking about..very soon you will start seeing her on music videos..Some people live for that type of life and it keeps the money coming
Celebrities / Re: Gifty's Ex-Boyfriend Begs Banky W To Forgive Her For Saying She Doesn't Know Him by Noble11(m): 12:32pm On Feb 16, 2017
ollah2:



Bisola does this only during games unlike Gifty. During the kissing game, everybody kisses one another. Gifty doesn't wait for that. Gifty have asked Bally and John " can I kiss you"? These happened randomly. Moreso, Gifty flirts on anything not feminine from Miyonse to Soma, to Bally and not it's John. I

If a new cute housemate walk though that door today, Gifty will flirt with him. Now that's the difference.




Maybe that's her game plan and its working perfectly for her..if you were watching yesterday when she told banky that she wants power and fame..
A week ago she has 2k followers on her instergram now she has 15k as of today..check her again by next you will understand..her plan is working for her and you should also know she is an actress,she will even get more jobs after this..
Even Mr2key the current boyfriend is still rooting for her on his instagram page...You can watch bbuk then you will see what is called flirting,they even f....k live on tv..
NOTE: am only saying maybe that's her game plan and its working coz she is very very popular now..she trends everyday
Celebrities / Re: Gifty's Ex-Boyfriend Begs Banky W To Forgive Her For Saying She Doesn't Know Him by Noble11(m): 12:08pm On Feb 16, 2017
ollah2:



Dude, don't be deluded. Bisola doesn't know TTT is married with kids. Bisola sees TTT as a matured guy and considering his age, it's ideal for her to think she's found a guy. Bisola told biggy that only TTT got the wooing game right.

Kindly provide the video where TTT fingered Bisola. Yes, she said she forgot to bring her vibrator to the house. They will be there for 3 months depending on hown far they progress. When does using a vibrator to relieve yourself become a sluttish attitude? Perhaps jumping to different men is the ideal thing to do.






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Boy go back to my post again....I never said she knew
But as you people put it..Bisola and TTT should be the example in that house..TTT shouldn't be flirting with Bisola knowing fully well that he is married
TTT has kissed more girls in That house than Gifty..but nobody is talking him,bisola gives guys lap dance you call it entertainment,Gifty does same you call her slut...
Like I said before...YOU NO HOLY PASS..
Celebrities / Re: Gifty's Ex-Boyfriend Begs Banky W To Forgive Her For Saying She Doesn't Know Him by Noble11(m): 11:46am On Feb 16, 2017
ollah2:



One can be entertained without listening to series of lies, fake attitudes, sluttish behaviours et al




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Bisola who has a 7 years old kid and TTT who has a wife and 2 kids has been kissing,cuddling and fingering,I believe that's not a sluttish behaviour but holy behaviour...besola was even talking of bringing vibrator into the house to satisfy herself yesterday that's also holy behaviour...smh
YOU NO HOLY PASS MY BROTHER( in 2Face's voice)
Celebrities / Re: Gifty's Ex-Boyfriend Begs Banky W To Forgive Her For Saying She Doesn't Know Him by Noble11(m): 10:41am On Feb 16, 2017
Believe it or not Gifty is the most talked about house mate in bbnaija and that's what the show is all about even in Kenya here people are talking about her..a friend called me from Cyprus and told me he started streaming the show from YouTube just coz people kept mentioning Gifty on his twitter TL..
Me am watching coz of Gifty and Uriel they make my evening once they are on dairy section..we want drama and they gave us drama..
She might leave on Sunday but y'all will miss something to talk and tweet about..I voted for her tho,not to win but to entertain me till final
Politics / Re: "Nigeria Is In Trouble" - FFK As Buhari Extends Vacation by Noble11(m): 9:20pm On Feb 05, 2017
ZeroTolerance:
Shagari was in office from 1979 to 1983. They say his government looted the national treasury. Things were not so good but Nigeria did not go into an economic recession. Then Buhari came as military Head of State and was in office from 1983 to 1985. They say he did not loot. But during his time in office, Nigeria fell into a deep economic recession. Then came Babangida. They say he looted Nigeria from 1985 to 1993. Yet there was no economic recession. After Babangida came Shonekan and Abacha from 1993 to 1998. Abacha was also said to have looted the treasury. In fact, his loot stashed abroad is still being recovered till today. Yet there was still no economic recession. From 1998 to 2015, we have had Abdulsalami, Obasanjo, Yar'Adua and Jonathan. All administrations were accused of looting the treasury. Still there was no recession. Now Buhari is back and we are once again in a recession and you say "LOOTING" of the Jonathan years is the cause? Are we okay Do u need a prophet to tell u that this pmb is a proven failure?
Bro you said it all

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Food / Re: Recipe: How To Prepare Suya Spiced Chicken Nuggets by Noble11(m): 8:12pm On Feb 03, 2017
Please anyone knows how I can make the suya spice?
Am not in Nigeria and I don't know where to get it around here,so I want to make it myself.
Properties / Re: The LED Evolution: Revolutionizing Lighting by Noble11(m): 7:50am On Jan 31, 2017
drobix:




Please where can I get this led rechargeable bulb. I need about 20 pieces urgently
Depends on where you are..Am not in Nigeria
But you can ask people around you,I think it's everywhere now
Celebrities / Re: Kcee Is Talentless & Frustrated - Harrysong's Manager Blasts Five Star Music by Noble11(m): 5:02pm On Jan 29, 2017
Mmmm writing hit songs for people and nothing to your own name...isorit
Maybe we count reggae blues as one of the hit.
NEXT?
Politics / Re: IPOB In Solidarity March For Donald Trump by Noble11(m): 4:11pm On Jan 20, 2017
[quote author=mccoy47 post=52973068]As a full blooded igbo guy, THIS IS VERY VERY EMBARRASSING! cry[/quote
SORRY
Politics / Re: "Buhari Is The Best President Nigeria Has Ever Had" - Turkey Based Igbo Man by Noble11(m): 4:29pm On Jan 05, 2017
2 to 3 years ago I used to send 2000 dollars to my pips at home for Xmas and new year celebrations and sometimes they complain that the money is small,so this past Xmas I gave a friend of mine 3k dollars to give them,he exchanged for me at 430 per dollar
You do the maths coz till this afternoon my mom is still asking me what to do with the remaining cash
This govt is good for us outside the country so I understand the guy from one angle coz if he comes back home with 50k dollars his flosing will be out of this world..
Buhari can remain there for all I care....
Business / Re: Ofala 2016: Ifeanyi Ubah Arrives Igwe Of Nnewi's Palace In Rolls Royce by Noble11(m): 10:21am On Dec 29, 2016
conductor1:


Buusu. Ofala Nnwei and Ofala Onitsha are different. Both are different cities in Anambra. In fact, almost every town celebrates their ofala at different dates in Anambra.

Hope your spaghetti brain can now comprehend?
BUUSU!!! Got me cracking....
Oh boy you are wicked o

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Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun: Drones Wike & PDP Bought To Prevent Rigging (Pics) by Noble11(m): 9:28pm On Dec 09, 2016
Corrinthians:
How would the drone stop people from rigging or killing themselves? I really dont understand. So a single drone is gonna monitor the entire state, right?

The only thing that can forestall rigging in any Nigerian election is a reorientation of the electorates and the contestants themselves.
Read read read bro....hide the truth from a(some)Blackman and he can never find it..
It clearly states 300 drones( at least to help the 20k police)
Religion / Re: "Pastor Suspends Members For Watching T.B Joshua's TV Channel". Photos by Noble11(m): 12:04am On Dec 08, 2016
Chiefpriest1:
Not trying to defend Prophet TB Joshua o. But as young men growing up in our churches in those days we were also told he is evil.

Only God knows who is serving him, however , I have watched this man from afar and I have also looked at the life that Jesus lived.

Jesus preached moderation in everything. You will never see this man wear gold or silver ornaments worth millions, he will never wear suits enough to pay one's school fees from year one to final. Usually just a shirt and trouser.

You will never hear him abuse anyone even his fellow pastors who mock him every time. All he preaches is 'love your neighbor'. That's the central theme of all his messages. In fact he rarely preaches miracles.

If any one has made helping others a habit, it is this man. Does anyone remember how he picked that super eagles player (forgotten his name) from the gutters and sent him for trials abroad. Today he's a super star.

The other day, I watched a poor student from Unilag that he sent for masters and PhD in some of the best schools in England.

You will never see him pose with private jets ( dunno if he has)

What exactly is this man doing that contradicts the life that Jesus lived or directed us to live.

I am not a member of his church and I don't intend becoming one, but if anyone must be criticised , it should be these haughty, arrogant, insensitive, self-adulating so-called 'men of God' who attack this man every time.

You said it all..this same TBJ that they are all against always bring poor,Muslim,Christian,Hindu,pagan etc to his church dine with them,give them money to go back without asking them to join his church
How many pastors can do that in Nigeria?
I don't care about his prophecies I only watch the humility in that man and it has thought me alot.
NOTE: Am a winner and never been to synagogue don't even know where it's located

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) On 3rd December 2016 by Noble11(m): 4:01pm On Dec 03, 2016
Tweet of the day

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Celebrities / Re: Twitter Poll On How E-Money Makes His Money (Photos) by Noble11(m): 9:50am On Sep 29, 2016
If you think BLOOD MONEY is easy why not try it out...
Broke niggas everywhere...SMDFH!!
Phones / Re: Which Season Movie Are You Watching On Ya Phone Now by Noble11(m): 8:09pm On Sep 27, 2016
Power
Queen of the south


Looking for a new series coz both just ended

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Travel / Re: 17 Nigerians Arrested In Nairobi For Being In Kenya Illegally by Noble11(m): 8:18pm On Sep 23, 2016
[quote author=jazzybass222 post=49615831]lol...na so brother... mololongo out of all places!!!! Am just praying that the raid should die down as soon as possible. to be frank, kenya is a cool place to be.... Especially, their internet..come to kenya and forget about losing the scare of losing megabyte.[/quote
True bro
This Airtel unliminate is the best time that has happened to me since lex lutor.
Only in Kenya will an army officer hit your car then come out to apologise and ask for the way forward..Nigerian police will beat you join,arrest you too on top of it

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Travel / Re: 17 Nigerians Arrested In Nairobi For Being In Kenya Illegally by Noble11(m): 5:41pm On Sep 23, 2016
LadyX:

Are you sure the country mentioned is not upto to your feet?
Are you aware of the following facts about Kenya?
1. Education

-There is free primary education in Kenya
-Secondary education fee is subsidised i.e the government pays part of the fee
- University students are given loans by the government to pay fees+ accommodation,etc. The loans are repaid when graduates start working.
So whether you come from a poor or rich family you can get educated easily...the only difference is that some rich people take their kids to private schools, which are expensive

2. Health
-There is free maternal health care i.e women deliver free of charge in public hospitals
-Children under 5 are treated free of charge in govt hospitals
-Accident victims can be treated in any hospital before they pay even a kobo. So this prevents unnecessary deaths....can you say the same about .. ? It's against the law to turn away a patient in an emergency situation

3. Ever heard of 24/7 electricity supply?
Electricity is cheap. People don't use generators. Think of the money spent by Nigerians in buying generators, fuels, etc. What could people be doing with such money? Developing themselves. Think of the noise and smoke from generators...think of the lives lost to generator fumes. Kenyans don't experience these

Come to think of it.. if Kenya is as bad as some Nigerian bloggers and Nairalanders want to make you believe, what were the 17 Nigerians doing there? Why didn't they leave when their visas expired? Why couldn't they renew their visas? The area that they were living in is not even a middle class suburb in Nairobi. It's just an ordinary place .... meaning they weren't able to live in places where expatriates and who is who in Nairobi live

There are so many positive facts I can write about Kenya, but lemme stop here

To all the people with negative opinions about Kenya, Google is your friend
FACT!! and even more can be added..
Am in Kenya and I can confirm everything you Said to be truth
Mololongo of all places? What are they doing there?
Ajegunle is victory island compare to mololongo..

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Politics / Re: Mamman Daura Plagiarized Obama's Speech For Buhari - Sahara Reporters by Noble11(m): 3:59pm On Sep 18, 2016
One day Buhari will read his own resignation speech without knowing..

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Politics / Re: Distribution Of Capital Project In The 2016 Budget by Noble11(m): 10:48am On Aug 30, 2016
Dagaya:
This is just bad..one wonders what really is going on this country. just take a look at south south and south east.
Anyways he called us 5%. our oil is funding the budget. This is just bad.

God save us..later someone will be preaching one Nigeria
Exactly

Politics / Re: Distribution Of Capital Project In The 2016 Budget by Noble11(m): 10:09am On Aug 30, 2016
Noble11:
No caption..just compare and contrast
Source:- channels tv
Be the judge if you have conscience
Politics / Distribution Of Capital Project In The 2016 Budget by Noble11(m): 10:03am On Aug 30, 2016
No caption..just compare and contrast
Source:- channels tv

Politics / Re: See What Governor Okorocha Spent Over A Billion Naira To Build. by Noble11(m): 9:55pm On Aug 28, 2016
This right Here is funny
Celebrities / Re: Fan Goes Gaga For Genevieve Nnaji Over New Photos by Noble11(m): 11:04am On Aug 20, 2016
thundabot:
Genevieve go get married biko, whats this ??


menopause is knocking
What have you done with your life?
Properties / Re: The LED Evolution: Revolutionizing Lighting by Noble11(m): 9:07am On Jul 31, 2016
allCopacetic:

The Nigerian market is flooded with them already.problem is, its mostly trashy quality.please one pic would have served just well. I'm trying to keep the posts here to the barest minimum and the pages as light as possible for easy reading. Hope you understand
Yes noted..thanks
Properties / Re: The LED Evolution: Revolutionizing Lighting by Noble11(m): 8:38am On Jul 31, 2016
Good topic...
This is my own contribution especially for the small scale importers..
There is a new LED BULB that's rechargeable,it can last up to 5 hours when light goes off and its automatic..I don't know if it's in Nigeria yet..
I made a good fortune importing from China to Kenya also the first person to do it there,but it has flooded the market now..so I think it can sell in Nigeria,as you know we don't have enough electricity..comes from 5 watts to 12 watts..also can be used as candle or touch
You can get them from Alibaba if you don't have an agent already.

PERMISSION FROM THE OP PLEASE

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