so as dis guy small reach, he wan begin dey phuck double toe-toe?

and someone is busy telling a population of over 200million people that some person stole his certificate. Ihe nke a o bu rice?

what you caught a sister doing in church? Is she breaking any of the ten commandments?
if so, all those camera men/women that do cover church programs and service shouldn't be in church.

the mouth kom be like toto! imagine f**king dat mouth

they are already showing their hoe-low-show talent

the man nor get name?

Divay22:
Any fruit but not cucumber

pls be specific. cucumber can mean something else

Am not an engineer o! but what if you cast it before laying the blocks?

Only God knows how many pen enter her book before she win the award

well!
the only thing I know is that when it touches you, you will confess the sins of your forefathers, the one you have committed and the ones you will commit in future.

is it only me. government schools building nor dey ever dey last. small rain and breeze, roof and door don pull.

Davido.....the only begotten son of king Solomon

what of person wey dey owe me money since last year January. he just dey post me up and down.
na my uncle I dey talk about o

Babyfreshh:
I hate draw soup..very Boring type of soup

draw soup is not for the weak ones. its for the Strong and courageous people

he will be like "honey u for park well na....make others fit park too"

well I have dated two ladies in my working place. the first one was older than me and the second I'm older than her. everything was on code. the question is, can the both of you run the affairs on code?

The chemistry between you both might later become very strong.

God1000:
You are infatuated with him

I think "Infatuation" means love at first sight?
According to the OP, this is not the
first time she is knowing/seeing him

na she dey the pishor? she be like bonga fish

Maxymilliano:
Lol ... This same person once criticized Peter Obi for leaving APGA

that's politics for you. believe anything they say at your own risk

d guy na real panel beater

looking very local. Zinc wey wind go blow komot wen rain fall

BlessedJonMoss:
I just feel this kinda sheet is about happening to me.
This Yoruba babe been showing me love nonstop, in fact she prefers my one room face-me-I-slap-you to her well furnished selfcon.
But she has this friend in the UK that always videocalls her at night, and they speak only Yoruba, which I don't understand.
Who know maybe they're planning their own marriage right under my nose.

bro you are next in line