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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 5:15pm On Dec 16, 2021
d devil will always give with right hand and later take it with left hand
Food / Re: Is It This Bad In Your Area? The ₦20 Groundnuts I Just Bought by NoGirlfriend: 1:20pm On Dec 16, 2021
lolz! the person count d seeds give you?
Crime / Re: Amotekun Arrests Ritualist In Osun State (Photo) by NoGirlfriend: 10:34am On Dec 16, 2021
skull miners. dem nor dey disappoint

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:20am On Dec 16, 2021
na wa o
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 9:50am On Dec 16, 2021
Succhris:

Na wa ooo. Are you a retired yahoo plus man?
Nice story
xame question I be wan ask?
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 9:31am On Dec 16, 2021
dodoatirice:
I would have acted on what the doctor said, going the native way for treatment, but that would be a case of reporting the devil to the devil. So i spent
Most of my time indoors, I stopped going out completely and ran my errands through bike boys in my estate. My home reeked of the odor from the wound funny enough the odor was satisfying at least to me. But so to say. I was on the ps5 one afternoon when I felt something crawl from my feet onto the tiles that slabbed the whole living area i was going to ignore it at first as I was more focused on the game i was playing but somewhere in the corner of my eyes, i saw something move like it had life. I’d borrow the attention and loaned it to the floor area for a minute and damn i felt my soul cringe. Lo and behold or I’d rather say live and direct, a pinky finger sized maggot crawled out of my decaying feet I’ve never seen anything like i took the tv remote and slapped it on this live creature phech!! The pressures from the tv remote crushed it the tiling was stained with thick black blood. Then a closer look at the decaying feet i found out that there were several other maggots lodge in a mould of decaying flesh.


Baba’s intel was, na wetin your head collect be that. Baba asked me to be happy and that i should be happy that i saw maggots.. he asked me to thank my stars that my feel didn’t decay for nothing. The more maggots i picked out from the feet the bigger and faster my money came. He assured me i fit nor back again but him noor sure. Then baba gave me a hint to mask the foul smell. I’d have to rub shea butter every morning before i went anywhere. Okay i thanked him and dropped the call. I went to my closet, pullednout my unused/never worn designer socks, that was the key. Rub Shea butter, wear socks hit the streets to ball or splurge in peace. Yinmu peace until the devil comes for you again. Next morning. I was ready to take on the world.. i took delivery of shea butter the previous night and rubbed it on the cut and yes of course i removed about 12 live maggots before i preceded to rub shea butter and just like baba predicted, the shea butter instantly shut of the foul smell. Na so i enter my gucci socks, pack money enter car and hit the road. Make i spend money chop small.. its been a while abeg!
okwu ego!
wetin man dey pass through sake of money nor be here o
Celebrities / Re: Niniola Celebrates Her 35th Birthday (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 9:21am On Dec 16, 2021
happy birthday to her

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Business / Re: Pictures Of The Commissioning Of Enyimba Mall, Aba. by NoGirlfriend: 6:00am On Dec 16, 2021
bt why d mall kom be like hostel na
Travel / Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Akwa Ibom At Night by NoGirlfriend: 5:41am On Dec 16, 2021
Freestainworld:
The governor of Lagos State, Rivers State, Akwa-ibom state are the best governors in this era, the whole governors in the East excluding Umahi of Ebony state, are the worst performing governors especially the one of Abia state, the other South south governors are just carrying big tummy up and down for nothing, the whole governors in the north excluding the short man devil and one other governor that I have forgotten his name are just answering governors for answering sake, in the west, just remove Lagos, the others are owambe title holders.
d way u take dey para eh....e be like pepe too mush for food wey u chop
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Doles Out 30 Vehicles To Medical Directors Of State-Owned Hospitals by NoGirlfriend: 5:31am On Dec 16, 2021
adding more to Lagos traffic.... ok la

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Celebrities / Re: Sylvester Madu & Ify Celebrate 2nd Wedding Anniversary (Pix) by NoGirlfriend: 6:32pm On Dec 15, 2021
dis guy wey get action full body. happy Anniversary nwokeoma

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Culture / Re: Tracy Chapele-Ugo Bags Father’s Chieftaincy Title In Urhoboland by NoGirlfriend: 6:28pm On Dec 15, 2021
BlackfireX:
Her mouth will do wonders to me





Is she married??
imagine dat her mouth on top ya prick.....
Religion / Re: Throwback Video Of Simon Odo ‘King Of Satan’ Who Died In Enugu by NoGirlfriend: 2:19pm On Dec 15, 2021
noCAP:
I never believed in juju till I met this man. This world is really a spiritual place
xo u ma too don collect?

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Business / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Built A Club In Asaba & It's Big Like A Stadium (Video) by NoGirlfriend: 2:11pm On Dec 15, 2021
daddytime:
I respect this blogger English..
be like say na JSS1 student write am
Education / Re: Mothers Tumble Over During A Parents Race At An Inter House Sport In Osun State by NoGirlfriend: 2:08pm On Dec 15, 2021
dem wan form Usain Bolt abi na wetin?
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Chioma Shows Cleavage During Vacation In Dubai (Pictures) by NoGirlfriend: 2:04pm On Dec 15, 2021
imagine one of those brexxx for my mouth, and the oda for my hand.

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Romance / Re: Share Your Experience About A Bad Date by NoGirlfriend: 1:50pm On Dec 15, 2021
luizpippo:

In-laws kwa.

I don't entertain meddlesome interlopers
bt some ladies/girls sha. person invite you, you go carry disciples follow body

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Travel / Re: Welcome To Balneario, Brazil, The Dubai Of Brazil(photos) by NoGirlfriend: 1:49pm On Dec 15, 2021
walkbrazil4k:

grin grin
am serious
Romance / Re: "I Have 20k Followers, They Follow Me Because Of My Big Breast" - Lady Says by NoGirlfriend: 1:44pm On Dec 15, 2021
hope say those brexxx no go get low self esteem wen e komot for bra?
Romance / Re: Share Your Experience About A Bad Date by NoGirlfriend: 10:16am On Dec 15, 2021
luizpippo:
We arranged a date, she came with 2 friends, immediately they sat down, i asked her, why are they here?

She said, i always go out with my friends.

I turned to them and asked, why are you guys here, they were dumbfounded.

Since you have to approach the counter to order, i did that, ask her to do same, ordered mine, she did hers and i paid, didn't bother about the 2 leeches i don't know from Adams.

She had to ask that hers be packaged as take away.

I just told her, you can leave now, while i ate my order.

She later apologised and we dated till we finished our part of the job that brought me there.

u nor buy anything for ur two in-laws?
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 9:17am On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice:
Back at my bloody abode, I used the soap for the first time, hired people to fix the space up, i headed to a clinic for treatment. I gave them scope that i worked in a factory and the machine i operated severed both feet. I paid for treatment, paid for medication, took injections and the hospital asked me to come for frequent checkups etc. I left the hospital, my home was fixed eventually, but from that point, the rate at which i was making money trippled I’m saying if i decided not to talk to any client at all that day, they’ll find a way of sending me money. Its btc. Most of them already have my wallet address. I will surely get email notifications for coin deposits. And categorically i could say I jammed new clients in that period that my toes got cut and used for soap and Bleep all of them had mooooooooooooooooney and don get me, that was when i went for my last hospital visit for treatment. The doctor let the nurse get on
With cleaning the decaying feets and when i saw him in his office asking me to stop wasting money or coming for treatment because he’s or they’ve tried everything they could but my feet won’t respond to treatment amd that they cried so much (water coming out of them at will) and from his experience, he’d like me to try or go the native way. Shebi those 3 stoooopid fishermen would be happy and proud that they saved a soul from drowning. It would have ended that very day if they’d jus minded their business and let me drown.
bdis one wey body don dey decay so, na one chance be dat o
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by NoGirlfriend: 9:06am On Dec 15, 2021
say I dey date Osibanjo pikin
Travel / Re: Welcome To Balneario, Brazil, The Dubai Of Brazil(photos) by NoGirlfriend: 8:48am On Dec 15, 2021
dah second pix looks like my village o!
Travel / Re: Welcome To Balneario, Brazil, The Dubai Of Brazil(photos) by NoGirlfriend: 8:42am On Dec 15, 2021
MrrGary:
Nigeria will be better than this if we give president Buhari another chance




This I have seen grin
abeg nor forget to use olive oil and wash ur mouth o!
Religion / Re: Simon Odo ‘King Of Satan’ Dies: Enugu Native Doctor Who Married 59 Wives Is Dead by NoGirlfriend: 8:37am On Dec 15, 2021
everyone wit him own religion. somebody asked a question "why us there one God with multiple religion?"
Religion / Re: Simon Odo ‘King Of Satan’ Dies: Enugu Native Doctor Who Married 59 Wives Is Dead by NoGirlfriend: 8:02am On Dec 15, 2021
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See More Photo As Obtained By Below:
the man kom resemble prophet rolex
Politics / Re: Military Begin Rehabilitation, Reintegration Of Fresh 559 Ex-Boko Haram Fighters by NoGirlfriend: 7:53am On Dec 15, 2021
I don't just understand this shithole county. Boko haram members been pardoned, rehabilitated and also empowered.
Then what's the essence of having people in the prison?
Romance / Re: by NoGirlfriend: 7:33pm On Dec 14, 2021
oya naw
Celebrities / Re: Ka3na Jubilates As She Receives intimacy gadgets As Early Christmas Gifts From Husband by NoGirlfriend: 3:52pm On Dec 14, 2021
This one husband don taya for her pooooseeeee! he will be like "focus on the intimacy gadget while I focus on hoes outside"
Celebrities / Re: Cee-C And Olusegun Obasanjo Pose Together (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 1:20pm On Dec 14, 2021
CoolAmbience:


You know sabi Obasanjo...

Very yeye man!

If say na her shoulder e hold, e for be like grandpa - grand-daughter package....but you don see am now.





nna eh!
baba blood still dey hot
Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia Shows Off Her Curvy Body Ahead Of Her 54th Birthday (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 1:19pm On Dec 14, 2021
handsomeyinka:
Lol..he don comply am finish?
lolz....na long sermon o
Celebrities / Re: Actress Halima Abubakar Bares Her Boobs And Tattoo As She Steps Out In Style by NoGirlfriend: 12:57pm On Dec 14, 2021
breast go get high self esteem wen e dey in bra! bt komot am first, e go be like where children of Israel waka pass

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