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Education / Re: 19-Year-Old Virgin Graduates From Taraba State University As She Celebrates (Pix by NoGirlfriend: 9:34am On Jan 17, 2022
GeneralOjukwu:
Virginity should NEVER be a public affair to boast about.

It's very commendable. But for personal consumption if you get my drift.
Beholder or Decoder?
Politics / Re: Jewel Cianeh Visits Yahaya Bello: Says Bello is the type of Leader Africa Needs by NoGirlfriend: 5:57am On Jan 17, 2022
her own cube of maggi

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 4:06pm On Jan 15, 2022
Haakeem:
Next pls, person wey say the story don start to they lose taste maybe no sabi read or e no understand the story,story wey be say dodo go spicey am come again.
dat guy nor get taste of reading.

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Celebrities / Re: Wow Pictures! 2 Women Strangers Dressed In Same Outfit Pass Each Other In SA by NoGirlfriend: 10:29am On Jan 15, 2022
Gadafii:
see as dem troway faces like say dem no see each other.

if na guy men, one for don halla the other " ahh chief, u copy me abi na me copy you grin"

the oter go reply "boss, i no even understand like this, which side u dey from come so..."

they will probably share bottles in the nearest bar/joint and be merry cool cool
nor be lie bro
Celebrities / Re: Actress Genevieve Nnaji Embraces Her Grey Hair In New Photo by NoGirlfriend: 10:10am On Jan 15, 2022
still looking young
Romance / Re: I Found A Hotel Key In My Pregnant Wife’s Bag. by NoGirlfriend: 8:50am On Jan 15, 2022
hahahaha! she go collect prick from who give am the belle la
Politics / Re: ISWAP Bans Movement Of Farm Produce With Trucks In Niger State by NoGirlfriend: 8:44am On Jan 15, 2022
Government of the people! By the people! And for the people!
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 8:30am On Jan 15, 2022
Mazi dodo! me nd my prick is in standing ovation for u. nwanne idi too much. every update na blaaasssstttt
Celebrities / Re: Noble Igwe: Any Man That Can Keep A Clean Beard Will Never Have Body Odour by NoGirlfriend: 7:45am On Jan 15, 2022
Ever8090:
Why this one come look like gay for the first picture..?
do you know its an offense to speak someone else mind?

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Celebrities / Re: Rory Teasley Choked To Death By His Boyfriend Docquen Jovo Watkins (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 11:41am On Jan 14, 2022
xo d two of dem dey chop each other prick?
Literature / Re: Chronicles Of A Pastor That Ordained Himself by NoGirlfriend: 11:33am On Jan 13, 2022
Mazi dodo oya na

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani On Tinubu's Real Age by NoGirlfriend: 11:28am On Jan 13, 2022
Akaegwu:
Tinubu is the best man for the job. He succeeded in removing criminal gangs from the street to motor parks and garages in South western Nigeria. He can do same with bandits, terrorists and kidnappers across the country.
Vote for him, he will stop medical tourism because all the government hospitals in Lagos is world class and he's a very young healthy man in his early 50's.
He will not blip Nigerian resources because the one stolen from Lagos is enough for him.
He will be better than buhari. He is Buhari's pro max,ie same product with little improvement in the erea of gathering political criminals across the country country as against only northern political criminals.
He will turn Nigeria to world powers. Same has been achieved in Lagos where agberos are the real powerful tools ready to conquer the world. I stand with Tinubu.

TV/Movies / Re: 6 Nigerian Movies To Watch Out For In 2022 by NoGirlfriend: 6:06am On Jan 13, 2022
Nigeria dey act movies? na only drama me know say dem dey act
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Woman Tells You This....? by NoGirlfriend: 10:13am On Jan 12, 2022
Sonnobax15:
grin
My brother man op,what she simply meant is that she wouldn't mind going to any extent just to squeeze you inside of a coca cola bottle.....Your major concern now should be whether it'd be inside the low sugar bottle or the normal one that has a high quantity of sugar...

Las las, use your brain.....No go compromise the peace of mind wey dey your family because of a few hours pot of beans wey one mumu banny promise to give you lipsrsealed
imagine say na inside tin of milk she kom lock him?

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 7:35am On Jan 12, 2022
dodoatirice:

Abeokuta was welcoming, i settled in well, Baba no sabi where this my other house dey.. though I encountered dust and cobwebs that i cleaned out, in the attached garage, i even had two cars covered and kept there that i had forgotten about… food even dey store for kitchen sef.. i was settling im, not knowing what to expect. Hmmn. Now that i had ditched my phone, i had to replace that, morning to evening nothing happened still, i then drove from my house to Pansheke Adigbe.. sweet roads for my ford tho…i located tarmac at pansheke and negotiated for an iphone paid for it and drove to Obasanjo presidential lodge Nnpc. I settled for the pool area, plugged the new iphone to the power bank i brought along, proceeded to set it up. Called the waiter, ordered a drink. Sipped on it while i set up the iphone. Once done, i conmected to the hotel wifi hotspot and some how, after browsing several pages here an there i stumbled on a post. Damn, we hit the news: post read;

“BABALAWO ARESSTED WITH SEVERAL HUMAN BODY PARTS YAHOO BOI ON THE RUN”

Damn, i quit the blog page immediately, disconnected from the wifi and hit the road again, make popo no go burst me for outside because i sure say like this like this dem dey find me pa.. i got home as fast as i could. Parked the ford, approached the main building, in no time i was inside. I turned on the lights, everything seemed fine but the light in the kitchen didn’t come on, i had gone there to grab a beer from the fridge. I tried to observe if it was probably the bulb or something then a spark from probably the wires and a small fire started from the spark, small tiny fire before i knew jack or jill, the small fire had traveled around and the kitchen was literally in fire. I was too scared to remember to use the fire extinguisher. Then the spreading fire really spread and like play like play, i had to scramble for safety and watched as the whole flat building burned down completely.. i got help from neighbors tho.. but it wasn’t enough.. the fire service arrived after the house had been completely razed!! I could only save the cars.. the bulk money i brought from Lekki, everything ashes.. another house dey, that one wey i build for Shade. Instead of lodging in hotels, make i kuku goo there. I found a driver who would help me drive the extra car and together we headed for another area of Abeokuta.
ashes to ashes
Romance / Re: Bride Wows Attendees As She Gyms On Her Wedding Day While Wearing Her Wedding Go by NoGirlfriend: 9:16am On Jan 10, 2022
like someone said "impressive and madness"
Celebrities / Re: A Listening Ear Can Be A Running Mouth — Tiwa Savage (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 8:24am On Jan 10, 2022
truth be told, Tiwa is a beautiful woman

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Crime / Re: Woman Forced To Offload Goods From Her Underpants After Raiding A Shop (video) by NoGirlfriend: 7:58am On Jan 10, 2022
why she kom resemble teni
Education / Re: As A School Owner, Will You Employ A Man With Dreadlock As A Teacher? by NoGirlfriend: 9:00am On Jan 06, 2022
deardear2021:
If you judge and refuse to employ him because of dreadlock, hmmmmm, u will go to hellfire
message from mummy GO
Education / Re: 5,000 Repentant Prostitutes Awarded Scholarship By Tansian University, Anambra by NoGirlfriend: 8:57am On Jan 06, 2022
where their pishors la? I wan check if my ex dey there.
Celebrities / Re: I Don’t Believe In Religion – Wizkid by NoGirlfriend: 9:49pm On Jan 05, 2022
one thing I grab here is that one can believe in God and not believe in religion.

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Celebrities / Re: Kelechi Amadi-Obi Recreates Old Family Portrait (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 10:18am On Jan 05, 2022
Sunisonflex39:
It's the daughters for me..how can I get their number
search no more bro
Food / Re: The Fufu I Ate Today Got Me Smiling - Photos by NoGirlfriend: 9:47am On Jan 05, 2022
Akpu and egusi soup. my favourite
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:05pm On Jan 04, 2022
Hungerbadoo:
Reading this suspense filled story, my hrt just the do gbim gbim gbi. Actor no the die, If he die film is finished. This story reminds me of countless by TheBlessedMan. Men get talent here abeg.
dah was the first story I read here in nairaland.
TBM

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Celebrities / Re: Gozie Okeke Gets Lexus From Fr Mbaka (Photos, Video) by NoGirlfriend: 5:57pm On Jan 03, 2022
siofra:
What does fr. Mbaka do for a living?
I think he owns AquaRapha water factory.
Phones / Re: First Call 2022 Was From Who And Who Did You Call First This Year? by NoGirlfriend: 5:57pm On Jan 01, 2022
my senior bro called first. I called my mum first
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Cute Abiola Acquires Mercedes Benz (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 5:54pm On Jan 01, 2022
which of the Benz he buy? the first or second?
Romance / Re: 42-Year-Old Kenyan Man Dies While Having Sex With His Girlfriend Of 2 Weeks by NoGirlfriend: 10:23pm On Dec 31, 2021
well! he died while in active service to womanity!
Celebrities / Re: Illbliss Celebrates His 41st Birthday (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 10:06pm On Dec 30, 2021
In phyno's voice
"shout out to Illbliss God made you bigger. and any rapper claiming ill, anyi agwo ya iba"
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Now Shes Back But I Am Confused by NoGirlfriend: 12:59pm On Dec 29, 2021
dat could be party in disguise.
Education / Re: Tosin Durodola Is 2nd World Best Thesis Writer by NoGirlfriend: 10:05am On Dec 29, 2021
ANTONINEUTRON:

Inside life!
inside world
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Just Moved Into My Apartment by NoGirlfriend: 10:04am On Dec 29, 2021
u say him sabi maths for za oza room? oya na...use dah one take hold body.

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