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Celebrities / Re: "I Am Single , I Am Not Married" - Juliet Ibrahim Cries Out by NoGirlfriend: 9:52am On Dec 29, 2021
dis babe kpomo go thick o
Celebrities / Re: Vee: Hugs Are Banned In 2022, Greet Me From A Distance by NoGirlfriend: 9:49am On Dec 29, 2021
nor be if person get tym to hug u
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 8:11am On Dec 29, 2021
dodoatirice:
Nigga, are you here?? Or there?? Its Pricey. Very pricey. What people do for money. Them say money na visitor, na lie. Money na Passenger. Chibuzor and Chika ooo, them my brotherhood. Them broooke like poop. 2 months after i Gbera, naim themselves Gbera. But their own type of Gbera.. two tight niggas, na me come go sabi them we come be friends. You know this age of peer-pressure and pepper them Socialism. Dem come dey bomb. Holly way oo. Na so two of them first pick 36, 36 millions each. Niggas for street come link up gbas. Dem first buy two Benz one for themselves each. Them come turn OG unto dating level. I can say that, the week they picked, Chibuzor mama no dey Lagos, Chika Mama no dey Lagos. Their mum both returned to Lagos at the same time at the end of the said week. Getting home, their kids now had Benzema’s dem dey form O.G, i Sabi work. Etc. na so one by one their Mama call them enter house. Chika to him Mama, Chibuzor to him Mama sef.

Then They respectively from the privacy of their homes held one on one talk sessions with them both.

Mama Chibuzor:
Weh done my son. I happy for una money wey come so. But the thing wey dey there be say, you know say me and Maama (Nkechi) we travel go Village? Ehn ehn, e get something wey we go do me and Mama Nkechi. You and Chika una go dey kill cow every month for me. If una fit dey kill da Coowu every month una money go dey come dey come una go fear.

Chibuzor tries to say something but Mama Chibuzor cuts him off with a stern hand gesture and continues

Chibum! Make i talkieee. Make you and Chika make una dey kill this Cooowu every month e dey very important. Na me and Mama Nkechi go stand for una for where we go. This poverty don do for this family. But una must to dey kill tge Coowu every month Obim, Ezenwa, if you noor do am, e mean say i don go be that.

Chibuzor:
Okay no worry Mama i nooor go forget, i go do am.

Now picture these dialogue between mother and son, the same dialogue must have happened at Mama Nkechi’s House with Chika.

They splurged their 36million naira till end of that month and then they killed one one cows respectively as their mother had instructed. That new month, everywhere tear, town red and na these boys paint am. 3, 4 more months of cow slaughtering. Naim lockdown jamm dem for Europe wey dem go flex. They missed it and the month rolled into a new month. Their mama dry like stock fish before them see chance enter Hood. As them enter hood lasan the town they once painted red held a candle night precision for both of them.
e be things.
ife n'eme nwanne.
Mazi dodo morning sir
Career / Re: Workplace Christmas Bonus: What Did Your Workplace Give Out As Christmas Bonus by NoGirlfriend: 9:07pm On Dec 27, 2021
Christmas bonus? well..my MD nor even send us
Celebrities / Re: Zazu Crooner Throwback Picture: Twitter User Tell People To SAY NO TO Drugs by NoGirlfriend: 6:20pm On Dec 27, 2021
EkelediliBuhari:
No pictures attached

How do I structure the parenthesis of me comment
are u viewing d thread from d back of your phone?

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 6:16pm On Dec 27, 2021
mazi dodo! olee way mpa? biko bia nye anyi update.
Family / Re: How I Shared Christmas Money Between My Parents And Inlaw by NoGirlfriend: 5:00pm On Dec 27, 2021
Yinkakolawole:
How about your father in-law?
u blind ni?
u nor see where he write mother/father inlaw
Literature / Re: Serpent love 18+ by NoGirlfriend: 9:55am On Dec 27, 2021
Blake755:
ToTofucker, Rick9, dodoatirice, Fabulouslouie, Athemisa, frank25, Larrysun, Divepen, NoGirlfriend, Ayotossfund, Rinre, daddio, And many other. I didn't mention u are all welcome.
I greet u bro
TV/Movies / Re: Odudu Otu Is The Winner Of Gulder Ultimate Search 2021 (Season 12) by NoGirlfriend: 10:14pm On Dec 26, 2021
na only yesterday I even watch d show sef

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Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Guy Who Earns Less Than N50,000 Monthly? by NoGirlfriend: 10:06pm On Dec 26, 2021
ORI-AKU: a woman that eats and squanders your money/wealth. ODOZI-AKU: a woman that manages and sustains your money/wealth. Guys its left for you to choose.

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Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Guy Who Earns Less Than N50,000 Monthly? by NoGirlfriend: 10:02pm On Dec 26, 2021
AGurlnoname:
Can the man marry himself? Is only a wicked man that would propose to a lady when he's earning less than 50k.
xori!.are you ORI-AKU or ODOZI-AKU?
Religion / Re: What To Do During Calls For Multiple Offerings? by NoGirlfriend: 9:56am On Dec 26, 2021
all these offerings nor dey bother me at all. as long as I get transport money go church, am done.
Celebrities / Re: Emma Nyra 'Collapses' As Family Gifts Her A Range Rover For Christmas (Video) by NoGirlfriend: 10:19pm On Dec 25, 2021
olioxx:
Looking at the third image, I ask myself why can't ladies learn to dress decently?
Imagine say breeze blow that gown up nah...
Clout chaser dem!!! SMH
be like she nor even wear pant
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 3:37pm On Dec 25, 2021
Osa don dey show im true colour. Merry Christmas mazi dodo.
Car Talk / Re: Car Wash Guy Drives Client's Benz GLC To Buy Food, Crashes It (video) by NoGirlfriend: 11:12pm On Dec 24, 2021
me nor sure say na only eba him use am go guy. he use am go impress him babe
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 9:38am On Dec 24, 2021
AyotossFund:
Omo, this story just be like real life matter 8 cool
nor be lie bro
Travel / Re: How Much Is Your Transport Fare For Those Traveling For Christmas by NoGirlfriend: 8:00am On Dec 24, 2021
from delta to ebonyi. though I don't know d cost for now

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 5:49am On Dec 24, 2021
dodoatirice:
I spend money pa,
Emi omo Beeza Beeza,
Emi omo ask for one i give you two Baby
We don’t drink shit gang.

I spend money finish that night, i come dey my house, 2 days later naim the boy call me say Baba found out he was the one that fave me small chip intel about how to avert. The boy was speaking frantically, Baba put poison in his food, he found out quicker and reacted quicker by neutralizing it. He’d escape through the night and before he’d ask me the golden question, i told him to stay put wherever he was, took location and rode to pick him up. I carry the boy come my house then the war began. I didn’t plan war for Baba, but the boy saw that Baba wanted to kill him and he was very very furious. Then he chosed a room in the bits quarters of my apartment and his own shrine began. It was a ‘bloody house’ anyway and i lived there alone.
My best bet was That Baba would think the boy had died somewhere and he’d be looking for his body through trails. Or he probably knew the boy bailed but wouldn’t make it far. But the nigga was in my apartment summoning his own spirits. Then the guy override Baba’s standings over me. He became the knew Agba Awo and Because Baba had no feet and i had. His occultic group would have to have replaced the boy with him in the fold and no stories were asked. He’s a fortified member and he’d make up the numbers and complete the fold. Baba’s dynasty had ended, the spirits would leave his coven, and he won’t have any right to command them anymore or answer to them or anything. He’d be Banished from the coven too But the advantage was, but it was his home, the one he built.but time would pass and I’d come to understand that Osa was a power drunk dude. I curse the day i gave him a lift in my car.
dis one na double wahala o!
Politics / Re: Charles Soludo Spotted At The Gym Working Out In Awka (Pictures & Video) by NoGirlfriend: 5:55pm On Dec 22, 2021
pls can Bubu nd Tinubu do some push up. I wan check something
Romance / Re: Colourful Igbo Traditional Wedding In Canada: Pictures & Video by NoGirlfriend: 11:36am On Dec 22, 2021
NIGHTMAREOO7:
Igbos with their beautiful skin Always
unlike afonja people

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Politics / Re: FG Declares 27th, 28th December, 2021 And 3rd January, 2022 Public Holidays by NoGirlfriend: 10:49am On Dec 22, 2021
na d only thing wey dem sabi.
Travel / Re: Haunting Photos Of Canary Islands Covered In Toxic Ash After Volcanic Eruption by NoGirlfriend: 10:47am On Dec 22, 2021
imagine say some of dis natural disaster dey happen for obodo 9ja plus awa corrupt leaders. how e for be
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:43am On Dec 22, 2021
see eh! two things for dis life be say (1) u nor fit cheat Chukwu okike (2) u nor fit cheat ekwe-nsu.

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:26am On Dec 22, 2021
dodoatirice:

The. Another nigga wey i dey meet for there, this guy I’ve never met him in person, he always calls baba from yankee everytime, everytime. The niiga was in the trenches before, they did white osho for him. Nigga gbera e travel go yankee go settle down, if he understood the consequences of his ritual I don’t know, five years in yankee, for that way e don get money die.. but back in the coven, something represented this dude, somewhere on the wall, his life span hanged in a padlock. It just sat thee, a padlock toed to a very small wooden carved statue that represented a man and Baba from Nigeria helped him carry out rites because he couldn’t come home and the Shigidi tied to a padlock represented this guy. The shigidi was carved in a way that it had a hole in the mouth and from that hole, you could feed it anything. Everytime anything was asked to be dine regarding this dude, his mum visited the coven, took the shigidi and acted on his behalf. If baba told the guy he was going to eat a spiritual meal ebooor, his mum will call him and ask him to stay indoors in America, he’d be stark naked in the privacy of his room and as his mum fed the shigidi particles of spiritual food in baba’s coven, he called back and said he felt food and had to pick particles of meat from his tooth with the help of a took pick. Then Baba praises him each time. Same as if baba informed him that he’d bath a soap, his mum bath the shigidi calling his name with whatever soap baba provided, he calls back and says something like he’s smelling very different or feeling lightheaded. The day wey kasala burst, nigga flee to Nigeria unnoticed, didn’t inform Baba self, he get sacrifice wey e suppose carry as soon as he landed if he had informed baba. But dude loosegaurded and felt he could just hop in and hop out. In the coven, as soon a she probably got into the hotel room he booked, i sat in the coven and notice that padlock snap and it just didn’t snap open like that, it produced smoke as soon as it snapped. I called Baba’s attention to it and he just took the shigidi and asked his assistant to bury it as the beneficiary had loosegaurded and would be minus in no time. If only the nigga’s mum picked her call that night, Baba would have remedied it and averted the then impending doom in her so. But she ignored Baba’s call. Three days after, him G wagon wey be latest, him dribe am go town with ice for neck, then armed robbers trace am go him hotel back, as him say make him drive enter the hotel, 3 guys barricade am, him come open door drm just throway am english for chest like 3 times. Price paid. Small loosegaurd o
see o!
d guy self dey run d parol wit him mumsi.
things dey happen sha
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:09am On Dec 22, 2021
dodoatirice:
Lets go off key a bit:

Short update:
For inside Coven, i meet landlord wey dey bath with him tenant bath water for him mansion wey him build, he purposely left a pipe broken and refused to fix it, at night, he goes to the pipe, wait on any of his tenant to bath, he collects their water waste inside a paint bucket. Anybody wey bath that time when him wan collect am, as the water they commot bathrom dey go drainage, him go just scoop small keep. Every month he dey carry am come coven, he go come take am do spiritual. Him tenants go come get issues for many many place for their endeavors, dem go come dey owe am, him go come dey furstrate dem join, him no dey get work fam to collect rent and sidown dey monitor as tenants dey enter house commot. But him go dey build other houses for town and dem go dey hear. If better ni dey him tenants body again, one by one, mass eviction, mass quit notice. New people, repeat the same process
lannlord and landlady matter sha.
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:00am On Dec 22, 2021
Haakeem:
born2winkingog na 1 of ur moniker be this,i don study u finish,u get like 5 acct for nairaland,once u comment like dis u go use them com they like ur rubbish.....no vexs o say i open ur nyash show everybody o.... Person wise pass u.
dah born2mumu na werey.
I nor just understand d guy at all
Romance / Re: I Have Been Dreaming About A Girl I Disvirgined Every Night For The Past 4 Month by NoGirlfriend: 9:23am On Dec 22, 2021
Damori:

No
una dey discuss hw to open a ministry?
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Wins ‘Best Pilgrimage Governor In South East Nigeria’ Award by NoGirlfriend: 7:41am On Dec 22, 2021
orishi-rishi award
Romance / Re: I Have Been Dreaming About A Girl I Disvirgined Every Night For The Past 4 Month by NoGirlfriend: 11:00am On Dec 21, 2021
were u lashing her in d dream? jst asking for a friend
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:39am On Dec 21, 2021
Mazi dodo!
hw I wish say u go jst vex drop one kind update wey long long like river Niger bridge, pipu mind for calm down small

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