Shey dem say "health is wealth"
What else do you want to hear?

Imagine saybu drink am finish kom dey admire your fellow guy

Dem nor wan please anybody at all

U don use 1k phuck ash-a-wo.
Now its time to use ur life savings to treat yourself.

E empty reach bubu and baba agbado brain?

are they parties or social gathering?

from PA to butcher....nothing fit shock me again for this naija

VeryWickedMan:
He looks like one of our members

you self eh

ThegreatLion:
Why

I've heard a lot and also seen a lot

ThegreatLion:
Why

cos I know it never ends well. I've heard and seen enough. @dodoatirce even open my eyes the more via his story " life of a broke Yahoo boy"

I never prayed to enter there

dis man too like phuck. that's all I gat to say

Calicoe:
One girl exchanged number with me, I called her some minutes later, we talked well but she ruined the whole thing when she said I should please send her airtime to make a call. You can imagine the nonsense

she fit dey think say u be Mtn CEO

Stillwhites:
Well, its been awhile that we broke up....Never get in touch, tho we didn't block each other.We still have each other's contacts.

A day before Sallah she sent me message on whattsapp...It reads "Hello dear, just thinking of you all this while.Can your woman get something to make hair for Sallah?"

I kukuma blocked her.

"can your woman" which woman she dey refer to?

na daddy water him be o

constance500:


I can imagine op trying to pronounce six

nor be sex him go pronounce so?

person wey normal nor suppose dey use glo

Evaromantik:
So Tinubu is only 9 years older than this man and couldn't lift an ordinary flag?.

Vawulence from the high place

BeeBeeOoh:


If I may ask, do you wanna get her arrested as your legally married wife or a concubine??

E be like sey u wan smell small rod or abii watery beans dey hungry you?

Comrade, abeg take it easy with the vawulence

so DPO wan enter kidnappers cell?

VeryWickedMan:
I will try again

try wetin?

Kollins11:
It doesn't look attractive and I'm sure it's not delicious. If I marry you I will definitely bring in my sidechick to come cook for me in your presence.

You're a waste of bride price.

too much vawulence

from service to service. what do I know self