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Romance / Re: 5 Reason Men Patronizes Prostitutes by NOIBMUUL(m): 11:33am On Jan 09, 2015
Unibenstudent:
am impressed

Your head dey there die! Infact, your head fokasibe!!!!
Romance / Re: 5 Reason Men Patronizes Prostitutes by NOIBMUUL(m): 11:32am On Jan 09, 2015
Dabss:
2. When They Pay For It, They Derive More Pleasure.

This is just very silly..... shey they paid bride prize?

Can you tell your wife to give you BJ or subject her to styles that you fantasize about or see in porn movies? Guy, get real!!!
Romance / Re: 5 Reason Men Patronizes Prostitutes by NOIBMUUL(m): 11:29am On Jan 09, 2015
ireneony:
no matter the protection they wear, I will still say they've higher risk of contracting the virus than a normal girl that have one partner who doesn't use condom.
Just imagine a prostitute sleeping with 3 men everyday multiply it by 365 days....hmmmm u better run for your life...condom de burst, abi you never hear

Have you ever seen a girl with one sexual partner before? Unless she's a virgin!
Culture / Re: 10 Most Expensive Cultures To Marry From In Nigeria by NOIBMUUL(m): 6:35pm On Jan 07, 2015
Aigipan:
And most of this girls you are going to pay the millions for would have Fuvcked tom, dick and harry before they want to settle down.

dem go don smash their punnie scatter.

Why pay millions for a lady with a crater between her legs? i dey mad?

I taya o. Help me drum am for them ears!!!
Culture / Re: 10 Most Expensive Cultures To Marry From In Nigeria by NOIBMUUL(m): 6:20pm On Jan 07, 2015
eagleeye2:
Just like my father, I married from Ngwa land. Yes, the list may be expensive but a good girl from Ngwa land is worth that and more.


Bros forget that side. You've not seen where you'll be with a seemingly good Igbo girl and suddenly after chatting on her phone she goes "dear, I want to quickly get something for mama at the market. I'll be back soon!?" Na lie, her friend don control am say one client don show for short time!!!

Forget bride price or whatever, a bad wife will always be a bad one irrespective.

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Culture / Re: 10 Most Expensive Cultures To Marry From In Nigeria by NOIBMUUL(m): 6:14pm On Jan 07, 2015
freeman191:


Source: http://top10ng.com/10-expensive-cultures-marry-nigeria/

No wonder most sharp igbo guys don't marry from their own. I see

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Romance / Re: Am I Unknowingly Dating A Prostitute ? by NOIBMUUL(m): 10:10pm On Jan 03, 2015
wisdomguy4u:
I have been dating this girl for more than a year; and I intent to marry her. But lately, while she was in my house for a visit we had a hot quarrel ( that's normal ). She was shouting at me, calling me name and swearing ; yes, it was obvious that she was pissed off and likewise me. When things were stating to escalate, I angrily ask her the leave my house , because she was stating to create a scene in my neighborhood . That was when she said something that baffled me and got me thinking. She said a lot of bad things to me , I never took any of them to heart because I knew she was angry , but not until she said this exact words " YOU HAVE TO PAY ME FOR ALL THE SEX YOU HAD WITH ME BEFORE I WILL LEAVE".
This got me thinking, have I been dating a prostitute? Why will she quantum sex with money?
Now, she is apologizing and asking me for forgiveness . A part of me wants to continue with the affair because I still love her and we have gone a long way, moreover, I have already introduce her to my family. But , another part of me don't want to continue because I feel like I don't know her and that she might have a dark secrets which might explode after marriage.
Guys what's your say in this scenario ?


Please post her picture. Maybe some of her clients on NL will identify her for you.

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Romance / Re: .. by NOIBMUUL(m): 2:18pm On Dec 31, 2014
jeslom:
I recently met a friend, we re good nd all, she loves me I did love her, but I just aint d relationship type nd aint interested in seepin wit babes.so I hooked her up wit my friend instead,

issue nau is dis gal is pretty young, nd she is a virgin, well she was planning to keep it till she get married until she met my friend, shez so in love already, plus di guy claims he luvs her. dis guy told me he aint gonna use condoms on her, I cnt advice him cos he has been accusing me of being jealous. ryt nau I just wish dey dont do the deed , I wish d girl can wake up frm her fantasy to see dat d luv was all based on sex..some boiz wud alway be boiz, nd after d sex dis guy wud most likely walk away.

I just feel guilty, dis wud be d last time I ma give my female friend 2 an irresponsible guy..to top it all dis girl is lesser dan 18, is dere anyway I can stop dis cos dey wud be 2geda nxt week nd dey plan on gettin down dat week

if you are not jealous, then why use panadol for another person's headache Abi?! Besides, guys don't tell. Keep your mouth shut and let her learn!
Romance / Re: 7 Top Qualities Of A Big Girl by NOIBMUUL(m): 2:16pm On Dec 31, 2014
harrysterol:
[b]Let talk about the "big girl"


Who is a big girl?? =>The fact that different guys pick you up every Friday night or Saturday night does not make you a big girl.Even the fact that you wear all latest clothes and trends available in the market does not make you a big girl,and the fact that that you use the latest Android or Apple gadget for purposes of communication and different guys deposit money in your bank account does not make you a big girl or even a smart one,you are actually only ruining your future...
Then,who is a big girl?


1. big girls don't pretend to be celebrities
big girl don't pretend or form like they are celebrities, by trying to make semi nude or nude photos, no guy will want that for a wife, you got curves do not expose them all round thinking it make you a big girl, make them look decent, we call this type of girls, "ladies of influence "

2. Big girls are royalty big girls don't flirt with men around, they respect their relationship, respect her value of womanhood, carries her dignity around neither does she brag about number of men she slept with or how many beer bottle she can drink

3. Big girls are supportive
in as much as men want to be caretakers, even the strongest of men want a soft place to fall, big girls stand by theirs men anytime anyday instead of collecting ever kobo that comes out of the guys pocket

4. Big girls are independent big girls have a life, the feel contended with what the have, the don't push men around but give them space to do their own thing

5. Big girls don't piece all their body big girls don't put holes in every part of their body just to impress or trying to look like daddy shoki with earrings all over your ears, eyes, and nose, real big girls look classic with proper piecing in the right places

6. Big girls don't belittle people a big girl pays attention to every call to listen what the person has to say, big girls don't go snubbing people all way round in every place the pass, it show signs of immaturity

7. Big girls are the one with enough brains big girls are creative thinkers, the put their head straight, bring up good ideas and are not addicted to chatting with men alone
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Above all,Be bold but humble,be Godly,be hardworking,be ambitious but contented,Don't make men a priority in life. Real men will seek after you..
Build yourself into a woman men will always want to take home to their mamas,not the one they want to take to restaurants and hotels only.
Trust me,if you trap a man with your body,he will go one day...



Big girls usually have big boooobs! Check it!!!
Religion / Re: Photos: Pastor Adeboye & Deeper Life GO Pastor Kumuyi Visit Governor Fayose by NOIBMUUL(m): 10:17am On Dec 26, 2014
netizenbuzz:


Pls shut up if you don't know what to say. That was only a courtesy call because he was at Ado Ekiti for "Let's go a fishing" yesterday.

Naturally, real men of God are not known to associate with evil men. A courtesy visit is not compulsory except they have their own personal agenda!
Religion / Re: Photos: Pastor Adeboye & Deeper Life GO Pastor Kumuyi Visit Governor Fayose by NOIBMUUL(m): 10:14am On Dec 26, 2014
emmalezy:
General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God; Pastor E.A Adeboye pictured praying for Gov Fayose of Ekiti today in Ado Ekiti.

The General Superintendent of Deeper Life Bible Church Pastor W.F Kumuyi today also paid a visit to Governor Ayodele Fayose.

Source
www.reportnaija.com/photos-pastor-adeboye-deeper-life-go-pastor-kumuyi-visits-governor-fayose/

See photos below

These people sha dey amuse me. How can you call yourself a Pastor, a shepherd of the people, and still be 'frolicking' with men that are determined to squeeze the life out of their citizens. I mean, what is Kumuyi and Adeboye for crying out loud doing with Fayose who hasn't paid the salary of his workers for months! Dear God, please do not look at Nigeria. Deliver our people from the snare of the fowler!
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Entertained Gossips Like Jonathan — Utomi by NOIBMUUL(m): 11:37pm On Dec 21, 2014
Sunnybobo3:


A pillar that has never won an election in his ward?



Know ye not that a prophet is not appreciated in his own land?
Romance / Re: Dilemma Of A Single Female Banker. by NOIBMUUL(m): 6:24am On Dec 14, 2014
I like the sound of that; SWEET REVENGE!!!


jpphilips:



Stop arguing with that lady, she is as dumb as her thoughts, she seems not to have made contact with reality.

If a man is struggling and a girl pretends to be sticking by him at the lowest of his lows, while chopping kpomo with people who she thinks is better than her man, especially to enjoy a few luxury, the man will be calm because he has no choice, he will take the insult and humiliation till he finds his feet, when things turn around, the guy walks and the girl goes ranting like that ode you were arguing with.

most girls who were dumped by their struggling men have not woken up to the reality they were served sweet revenge.
Health / Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by NOIBMUUL(m): 2:43pm On Dec 02, 2014
Naijasinglegirl:


Until our health care system improves, I know what to do when sickness strikes again.

Migraine : Alabukun powder
Headache : Panadol
Catarhh : Procold
Purging : Flagyl
Boil : Robb
Waist pain : Aboniki balm
Madness : Native doctor
Dislocated bone : Pastor Chris
HIV : Prophet T B Joshua

How do you treat KONJI sickness when it strikes?

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Romance / Re: Ladies How Does It Feel Dating A Shorter Guy? by NOIBMUUL(m): 2:34pm On Dec 02, 2014
3cycle:
Ok before you start with the curses and insults please read. sad

Ladies dating shorter guys please help me out. I want to know, are they really romantic? Do they cook for you, send presents and you know good wink ?

Are they aggressive like people say, or calm?

Are they really confident like the tall ones?

I just want to know how it feels like being with someone you are taller than because I might switch if I get positive response.

Taller guys are becoming annoying this christmas season and I don't know why

Goodmorning all.

Oh! So because taller guys are becoming annoying this xmas, you want to start sharing ice-cream? Ms ice-cream, apply within.
Romance / Re: 15 Things A Girl Wants From Her Guy But Won't Ask For. by NOIBMUUL(m): 10:02pm On Nov 11, 2014
NinoBrown888:
Is this meant for Nigerian guys?


I taya o
Nairaland / General / Re: Origin Of Some Common Nigerian Pigin by NOIBMUUL(m): 8:42pm On Aug 19, 2014
DikeOha882: How can you say Akara+Wuman is Yoruba + english? Akara is Igbo not Yoruba. It should have been Igbo + English


SMH
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 20 Signs You’re A Creative Person. by NOIBMUUL(m): 5:45pm On Jul 30, 2014
taurus21: The world would be a dreadful place without creative people. Could you even imagine life without art? The thought alone makes me tremble. Could you be the next William Shakespeare, Steven Spielberg, or J.K. Rowling? Find out with these 20 signs you’re a creative person.

1. You have an authority problem.

Creative types don’t always get along well with management because they would rather march to the beat of their own drum.

2. You have a hard time relating with people.

Most people have a strong desire to fit in, something that you don’t understand. Conformity is gross.

3. You like to solve problems.

While most people are running and hiding from problems, you purposely seek them because you love nothing more than a fresh new challenge.

4. You are your own worst critic.

You wrote a blog many months ago and thought it was wonderful at the time you published it. But then you read it again later and wonder, “What the hell was I thinking?” You then identify approximately a thousand ways it could have been better and kick yourself for being so silly.

Note: Coincidentally, this is why I REFUSE to read my own old blogs and articles.

5. You ask lots of questions.

A stagnant mind devoid of curiosity doesn’t have the capacity to create.

6. You carry a notebook everywhere you go.

Because how else can you remember all those brilliant ideas that strike you on the fly?

7. You find beauty in the ordinary.

Creatives live in the present and are in constant awe of the world around them.

8. You are numb to rejection.

Let’s face it: it’s a hard world out there. If becoming a writer or actor or artist was easy, a lot more people would do it. Getting that dreaded rejection letter stinks at first, but eventually you become able to just shrug it off and go on to the next one.

9. You understand the power of atmosphere.

There is a reason some authors travel to a rustic cabin or sandy beach to write their novels. Some atmospheres are more conducive to creativity than others. Maybe you like to pack up your laptop and go to a coffee shop, downtown bench, or under a tree at the park. Whatever the case may be, you know the locations that boost your creative juices.

10. You think most people have poor taste.

You might find the movies and music most people enjoy to be downright terrible. I don’t know about you, but I believe SADNESS dies every time someone listens to NICKELBACK

11. You are a people-watcher.

Why do people watch TV when real life is infinitely more interesting?

12. You aren’t in it for the money.

Money pays bills but it doesn’t provide happiness. There are much easier ways to make a living. This isn’t about money, it’s about passion.

13. You experience emotional highs and lows.

Your emotional life is not a straight line. Instead, it is more like the path of a roller-coaster full of dips, drops, hills, loops, and twists. Sometimes you might experience an eruption of happiness and a crash to sadness within mere moments of each other. The most painful parts usually find themselves in your art.

14. You seek inspiration.

Inspiration doesn’t happen on its own. Whether it is the opening of an art gallery, a theatrical production, or live music at a downtown bar, you search for inspiration wherever you can find it. It’s nice to know you’re not alone in your desire to create.

15. You have an interesting sense of humor.

Off-color jokes are the best kind of jokes.

16. You evolve like a boss.

An ability to adapt to challenging scenarios is necessary for survival in the creative jungle.

17. You hate stereotypes.

You understand that human beings are way too complicated to be dumped into gender roles or stereotypes.

18. You don’t have a filter.

Don’t you think life would be much more fun if everyone just said what they were thinking with no filter? There is no such thing as TMI (Too Much Information).

19. You take time to think.

Your brain is your greatest asset.

20. You don’t bend to pressure.

Whether it’s a hater who thinks your work of art sucks, a family member who thinks “you should get a real job,” or a friend who thinks your idea “will never work,” you don’t cave to outside pressure. Culled from: The Nigerian Entrepreneur facebook page.


25. You talk too much
Sports / Re: Enyeama's Error Cost Nigeria - Keshi by NOIBMUUL(m): 2:17am On Jul 01, 2014
kobonaire: Coach Keshi. SHAME ON YOU for singling out a player like that. Do you know that Enyeama is one of the bright spots of the Super Eagles at Brazil. Arguably their best player too. Yes, he made a mistake with that first goal but there were a good 10 minutes after that. What did the other players do in those 10 minutes? What did you do coach? From what I could see you were looking in awe at the French team instead of trying to encourage our boys or make a tactical change.
Now please apologize to Vincent in private for making him your scape goat. The team failed as a unit and you are the leader of that unit, so accept responsibility. When SE won AFCON in 2013, you were quite fast in absorbing all the kudos, now be a man and do the same as a leader of our beloved super eagles.
Vincent Enyeama and the boys that played well - THANK YOU!

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Phones / Re: Etisalat Increases Prices For BB Subscription Surreptitiously by NOIBMUUL(m): 8:24am On Dec 29, 2013
WackyJ1:
I wouldn't be wrong if i were to call this false advertisement and misinformation aimed at extorting more money from consumers.
Why would they can increase the plan amount without properly informing the public through the appropriate channels?
Especially since their balackberry plans do not work on balckberries without requiring to contact customer care to activate it for you.
This is purely deception

So you that is using BIS on android phone is honest and not deceptive? Humans and hypocrisy.

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