steve_cantrell: Planet of the Apes ..

but she no lie na! the ladies for this photo be like apes!!!!

na African Queen cause fight.

Afam4eva: Did they give him the Aluu treatment? Why do jungle people like jungle justice so much?

I'm still looking for the sense in this statement.

Okija_juju: Things Keshi should learn;

1. Super Eagles players can fall your hand at any minute.

2. AFCON was won by Nigeria because Oluwa was involved.

3. The Nigerian team had zero tactics in that match... The Kenyans held sway and repelled our attacks like they would flies.. They were taller so why did all our balls keep going up, up and up?!

4. Ahmed Musa is a wasteful Aboki..

Aboki is my friend!!

I don't consider any of them cheating. Technically.

1. You have a gf or bf that says no sex before marriage. You then go out to get some. Is this cheating?

2. You have sex with your bf or gf, and occasionally you still get some outside. Remember you're not yet legally married and thus not under any oath not to have sex if you so please. I mean if you can commit fornication with your bf or gf, why not with someone else? Isn't this hypocrisy? Is this cheating?

Chinex2215: Dis is not a current pics, and its not new, for celebrity to snap with the president.

Photoshop.

Went to a military school where punishment was like a culture for us;
1. frog jump,
2. pick pin,
3. agama,
4. plant your pots,
5. sitting on the air,
6. parabola,
7. dig your height,
8. rolling on the ground (after being bathed with buckets of water),
9. doubling (running) around the parade ground like 15-20 rounds,
10. cutting grass
11. felling of trees
12. spending the night in CB4 (cell)
13. digging a new gutter
Etc

Will update as I remember!

Rossikk: I thought they said 80% of Nigerians live on less than a dollar a day?

Just goes to show the dubious nature of 'World Bank statistics'.

Bro, do the maths. 80% living less than a dollar means 20% live above a dollar. That's 28million of 140million living above a dollar. If only 2million out of the 28million (20% living above of dollar) drank champagne every month... guess how much?

This is a good lesson for guys and ladies too. I mean who else should trust and stay with you in difficult times if not your friend, best friend and fiancee as it were?! These days nobody want to share people's burden but only their bread.

OP, your parents, friends and all those clamouring for you to take her back won't live together with you when you get married. You alone will bear your cross cos they're is definitely more from her where this one came from. So if she can deny you now over how much, 2m? Then she's not fit to be considered the mother of your kids let alone your life companion.

My 20 kobo; maintain your decision. No more friends, na fiends plenty!!!

Everything na triple triple!!!

SlyIg: If i hear say any poor dude come my papa house to ask for my hand in marriage...

Are you ready to be patient and supportive like she was?

Gov. Akpabio was Annie's sugar daddy...

sexiestchic: am in love wit sm1 i cant date coz he has a gf nd its gettin crazier. wot do i do

Let me guess, he's your friend's bf.

BedLam: HOW TO REMAIN POOR..

1. Never wake up early...

Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing if there are no bedbugs,
why hurry to get up??

2} Never plan how to spend your money..

Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and
recall how you spent it..

3} Don't think of saving until you have real big money...

How can you save when you earn so little?? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your
burning needs..

4} Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the " uneducated "...

How can you a graduate
engage in petty trade or home based production?? That's for people who never went to school.

5} Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven & give U capital..

How do
they expect U to invest before U get millions of dollars?? Even though more than half the
businesses in your town were started with a few hundred dollar, you as a smart person can only
start with millons.

6} Complain about everything expect your own attitude:

Blame the system the government & the
banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad & do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn.

To achieve this, buy consumer product on credit & keep borrowing
from friends & employers.

8. Compete in dressing.

Make sure wear the latest clothes among all workers in your offer..
Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, u get one that is more expensive..

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay..

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent.

They should not
struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy &
hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age...

I love the sarcastic delivery. Nice.

Akpa ife: Fashion or Fashola better open dat mrkt or Rochas will lock ur office becos he is more educated dan u
Na ur piple yourba[dirty piple] teach us nt 2 keep lagos neat

Seun, please how can I 'unlike' this comment?

Mad Cow:

This is what you have been raised to believe an African woman is supposed to look like..

African women are not Fat Cows..







Yet! Nobody wants to marry a 200 Litre woman as a wife..

African women are lazy!! Fat is unhealthy.. Use the gym!!

Make we see your wife or gf, sister and mama!

Ademab: @OP I guess you spend all ur time iwithin the lagos metropolice. Else you won't be praising airtel like dis. I was using airtel(then vmobile) bfor i gaind admission to the university. From the first day in sch airtel netWAR started I had to throw away d sim and buy mtn. When mtn was becoming the snail of the people I switched to glo which was relatively better. Right nw I'm back to lag. And I'm rocking on Glo. Together we feel frEe to rule your world.(even if its a new world)

I even roam with Airtel in Madagascar, Kenya, Uganda. I just buy their one network voucher card and top up just like that. The only time I switch sim cards, from Airtel, is when I'm in Europe where I think they have better call rates and network.

ifihearam: Whoever says its african queen needs his/her head examined. Pure bad belle.

Don't compare Dbanj to 2face,dem nor be mate for anything abeg,koko master don go,he leads for others to follow just like AY in the comedy industry.

This one don smoke igbo!

I might be wrong and this might be my biased opinion but Airtel is the best telecommunication network in Nigeria.

Airtel just soothes me: good tarrif, reliable network (relative) and enough data bundle. For my kind of lifestyle I have my visafone internet stick for out of office net access. So my phones are just basically as back-up. Network is not perfect in Nigeria but for me Airtel is relatively reliable. Most importantly, their data plans are transparent and flexible.

I can't touch a glo sim card again because of my not too good experience with them. I hate mtn so much I broke my sim. Seriously, why do people still use mtn? Etisalat is currently occupying one of my phones but I might have to discard it because of their hidden tarrifs.

For me Airtel is heads above water.

I'll like to pitch my tent with what an elderly man once told me; if a lady is above 30 with no husband or is not already in a serious relationship then she should check her behaviour. And also if a man isn't married or in a serious relationship at the same age, he should get serious. Unfortunately, these traits are easily recognisable from some of the comments here!

We just need to re-align our values, carefully select our priorities and yes of course lead a realistic life.

I'm careful not to put blame on the family (parents) because 'pikin whey go spoil go spoil!!!'

tunapawizzy: I danced with her at a party,,,,took her to a corner , held her left hand and placed it on my turgid joystick, she smiled and that was it. We've been married for 7yrs with 2 kids

Are you serious?

ocman: ls stop misinforming ur readers. this is a very regular car and its even used as taxi in the uk. so you really think he went to their factory and ordered a custom job? pleeeease. No it doesn't cost that much!! At most it will cost around £27k besides its OPEL!!
Call me a car snob but this is not announcement worthy.

Which car have you bought? You probably still live with your parents.

iv4fb: . E!E!(f):

#won wi'ru, eleyi n wiru# Mtcheww!
@ E!E!(f), I beg u don't talk back @ me, if you have nothing to say, just shut up-i didn't call u, I reserve the right to my opinions, go get a life! That's how u guys forget the message and concentrate on the messenger.

I reserve the right not to like him-its my opinion. A guy whose 71st birthday will be marked with 71 hours of praise and prayers, where do u guys learn that from? Worshiping the preacher and forgetting God!

71hours to God not man. That's his way of celebrating not with wine and s..e..x or 'worldly' preference.

Just wondering, if we were to start one of these F1 races in Nigeria, where would be best to have our tracks? Lagos, Abuja or probably in the northern states where the terrain is flat?

egbeman1: Guys, am serious here, majority of the girls I dated are virgins including my present bf. But the issue here is that I dnt get to sex them, despite trying hard.
My present gf said we won't sex.
I tink am tired of meeting virgins. Why sud dey alwas come my way wen am not one? Pls how can I cope wit this cos I watch porn a lot just to drive satisfaction.

1. 90% from where I'm sitting means you're dating under 13!
2. However, if sex is a priority for you, which I think it shouldn't given your juvenile age, then visit the ladies with easy virtue.

I wish you Goodluck but be Patient.

Pvin: I have noticed this most often that guy easily falls for their girl friend younger sis, and the suprising thing is that the younger sis most tyms agrees to date their sisters guy. Please share ur experience here if u have one.

Peeps like you have given guys a bad name. SMH #All guys are indeed not the same.#

StateOfMind: So many wives and girlfriends have suffered this month

What a wicked mother-inlaw.

What a weak husband..

Husband na GEJ.

mysticgal: My Dad always says''A WISE FATHER LEAVETH INHERITANCE FOR HIS CHILDREN''but this piece is confusing.

Inheritance doesn't have to be money.