I still find it difficult to fathom why in this country we ceremoniously commission social infrastructures that are meant to be provided for the people in the first place. These infrastructures are built with our tax money and are obligations by the government anyway, so why the ceremony? So we must celebrate them for doing their work or what? The way we celebrate mediocrity in this country is something else. Its like a father, commissioning paying the school fees of his child or paying the bills at home! For Christ sake, you (goverment) are meant to provide these things so why the celebration? Gaaaaawdd!

Sllime:
Hello nairalanders, i need your suggestions. I work with one of the leading paytelevison companies in Nigeria. I might not be able to mention name for image sake. I got the job few months after my graduation and i can say i put in more than a 100% in the job. I worked with a team of young graduates and our branch recorded the highest decoder sales ever made by the company.


Fast forward to 2016, i reminded my boss that my promotion is due and he pulled the trigger.I arrived work on this faithful day and saw a letter, with joy i opened the letter expecting the obvious. I was shocked to the bone marrow. I have been transferred to the company's worst branch. Infact, the company had considered closing the branch down last year. With anger and frustration, i stormed into my boss office to know why i got a transfer intead of a promotion letter, he told me the comapny has charged me with a responsibility of reviving the branch after a year. If i do this successfully, i will be made the branch manager. Upon enquiry, i realised that the branch manager was sacked due to fund and mismanagement issues. I have accepted the offer but on arrival i realised that the condition was far worse than i anticipated. Therefore i seek advise on the following pressing challenges because i believe when we share ideas, we help each other:

1. How do i improve sales: The sales is so bad that days will pass by and no single decoder sold infact, you can count the number of people who entered the office.

2. Coperation from staff: Unlike the young talented team i worked with, what i have here are unmotivated staffs who believe you cannot tell them anything because they are older than you both inn age and in the business.

Any suggestion will be highly appreciated. Thanks

Very good opportunity. Use it to develop yourself and in few years set yourself up. My 2kobo.

OlivetBen:

The dignified knows her worth while the LovePeddler and stinking ones regrets. Actually u are right in what u said as regards channeling it to how they can be innovative. My question is if they keep on jumping from bed to bed how would they have the time to think of something tangible to engage themslves in?

And they are jumping from bed to bed with who again?

Sexytemi:
There's a friend of mine(guy) who just started dating this girl who he met through a mutual friend, just a day after meeting her she told him that he shouldn't be angry if she asks for money from him and he couldn't give her and she goes out to sleep with other men to get it, and about a week later after they started dating she also told him to go work or learn yahoo yahoo so he can give her money to go shopping, now my friend is confuse Cox he doesn't if he should continue or he should opt of the relationship...

So family(both the gentlemen and ladies) what do u think?

No be for my mouth you go hear say your friend new catch na olosho in babe skin!

OlivetBen:
...Fearful and wonderfully made. That is what God made every human being but I'm always in consternation when guys will stand tall to the decision of "I must test what I want to buy" for the fear of taking their fellow 'man' to their house.

In bible days, there wasn't any record of barrenness except one(because of her display),time will fail me to go into details.
My question is, why are guys always in fear of marrying without "testing?" If guys can stop "destroying" this young girls/ladies, who will be afraid of marrying without testing? If after "campus couples,, the best couples on campus", why do u(guys) hesitate walking down the isle with her? Why searching for "brand new?" Who will take those "abandoned or forth hand goods" home?

For your information ladies, guys don't take you as anything once they've succeeded in climbing you. You may call the guy 'mugu' because he spent little amount of money on you but I must confess you are the greatest 'mugu' because your dignity and self worth has been destroyed. Your identity is thereby known to every guy as "cheap thing" anywhere you are seen by guys they'll be passing eye contact at each other and their discussion will be like "Ogus has used her, Emeka has used her..." Etc.

A lady I knew very well was about to be married by a guy, unfortunately to her, the guy was a friend to her ex and that her ex told his friend that the lady that he wants to take as wife had aborted for him, the rest is history. Up till now the lady in question is yet to marry and her age mates are in their respective matrimonial homes with children. Even that her ex that she aborted for I believe is married with kids.

One secret ladies should know is this; if you refuse that guy (no matter who he is) sex, though he may pretend not loving you at that time but on the long run you'll be a "worthy jewel" in his sight and in the sight of every other guys.
Another thing is that premarital sex is bad. It is a covenant between the two. If the other person has evil spirit in him/her, the other will contract it, if he/she is having curse, both of you will share it and so on and so forth. That is why it's very dangerous to have sex with somebody that is not your husband/wife. You can even imagine in many cases that many couples look alike after coming together to show that sex is more of spiritual bonding.

Ladies should know that they are mostly at the receiving end of the negative effect of premarital sex.
I have a roommate who said that he don't want to have female child his reason being that they(feamles) are wayward and whores...but this same guy do change ladies like clothes. And he forgot that whatsover a man sow that he shall reap(law of karmal or law of retributive force).
I always watch in surprise and laughter at times when some women try hard to tame their female kids so that they won't go wayward(but they forgot the tough times they gave their own parents) I'm watching in 3D.

My candid adv[color=#006600][/color]ice to ladies is that they should maintain high level of dignity and hold their virginity tight. Don't allow that guy(that dosnt deserve your worth) defile and take your pride away just because of ephemeral things. Remember that that money he gave you will soon be spent, the clothes he bought for you will soon wax old, even the car(if any) will one day become outdated and your virginity once lost is lost forever and your dignity is gone never to be retrieved.


Written by a concerned citizen,
And a student of Obafemi Awolowo
University,
Ile-Ife, Osun State,
Nigeria.

You speak as a self-righteous boy with chaste expectations from a lady. Obviously, you must have been disappointed that a lady you so much love (conditionally) is actually not a virgin. Sorry about that. Yes virginity is good but it does not qualify the worth or purity of a woman as much as taking a cup of water from a river does not reduce the river's value. Purge yourself of your fluffy mind and learn to focus on the object not the shadow.

Besides, what advice have you for the men who run around playing games with the women. Of course, self-righteousness!

A fully grown man won't be shallow to quantify a woman's worth with her virginity status. Live and let live is the way to go my brother. Open your mind.

ifex370:
Are you a virgin... Simple

Abi o. Simple YES or NO.

stupidity:
So after much persuasion, she finally visit me today, one thing led to another, we BANGED!!! During the act her phone vibrated all through(she put it on silent/vibration mode). After the act, the phone range once more, she picked and answered in a very lowww tone.

"Baby, I was sleeping when you called, after the church service, I came home and cook, and slept off afterwards"


I was just there looking at her in disgust.

The next thing I heard from the phone was "I have been standing and knocking on your door for the past one hour"

She was shocked, she ended the call, put off the phone, she quickly dressed up and left.


My dear ladies, why, why, whyy!!! This girl did not tell me she has a boyfriend/fiance. Though I know I love GONKING but I do consider girls that are in a committed relationship.


E go hard to see faithful girl for we country. Its either they after the "dlck, or the money or whatever"


This isn't the first time am experiencing this. A girl once visited me and her boo called, she hurriedly paused the movie we were watching and told me to please "shhhhhh" she picked the call and formed sleeping things for the guy.

Anyways, if u be girl in a committed relationship and u dey read this, abeg cover your toto, what will it profit you to fvck anyhow and at the end your toto material go slack and turn agbada!!!



For me, if I see free toto, GONKING continues!!!

Nice one. Just brace yourself. Na so dem go dey tongolo ur own too.

bbdd:


If you understand climate change, you'd know that Nigeria doesnt constitute even 2% of global emmissions. Whatever law they're passing won't have an effect unless the big industrial powers of the world decide what to do. Global warming is not a country by country thing. lol..

Let me enlighten you still. Yes Nigeria and majority of the developing world have little carbon footprints (contribute to climate change) when compared to the developed but we suffer the most due to our vulnerable environment and poor mechanism for adaptation. So consider the climate change bill as an attempt to adapt to the situation by improving our resilience and less of mitigating against it.

Dottore:
Misplaced priority. How does that address the immediate basic challenges of food clothing, shelter and security of the general populace.
#scrap_NASS
#scrap_Nigerian_senate

Let me enlighten you.
1. Food: due to the effects of climate change our farms and agricultural systems have become increasingly susceptible with low productivity.

2. Shelter: climate change has made environmental refugees of people especially those staying in fragile and hostile areas e.g. areas prone to flooding, erosion, desertification

3. Security: of course the recent fulani n local people clash is a classic example of competition for limited viable grazing area. Once upon a time these used to be abundant in the savannahs areas of the north but the effects of climate change has shrunk these areas and made grazing areas scarce in the north. Hence their migration to the south to supoort their herd.

4. General populace: of course, i cant overemphasis how the last few months have been extremely hot even in coastal areas like Lagos, Calabar n PH. Now imagine the north!

I am sure by now you ought to have found a link btw climate change the people.

He is just trying to slow down so as not to cum early.

ST305:
This is not a Joke. I married my woman about 6 months ago. We dated for about 4 months and I married her. She insisted that I marry her otherwise she moves away. And she was my perfect type of woman so I had no choice.

After our wedding she refused to make love on our wedding night. She said she wasn't in the mood for that. I let her be. For 1 month we did not do anything not like I married her for sex but it's unusual I confronted her and she agreed. We started making love normally.

About 2 months later I started having weird nightmares, seeing all sorts in my sleep sometimes I wake up and find myself under the bed. I asked her regarding me under the bed she said I usually roll and fall then roll under the bed. It's sounds funny but it's not a funny experience. For 2 weeks straight it happened consecutively. Then i changed my sleeping position to the wall so I cannot roll off. I still find myself under my bed. This usually happens when we make love. If we don't it doesn't.

She goes to church with me, prays with me and acts normal but sometimes she is not normal at all. It was Last month, I noticed that she Does not use the mirror and yet her make up is perfect, she does not bath with the shower water and she comes out wet. Excuse me, your wife enters the bathroom you do not hear the sound of running water at all and she comes out wet. How is this possible? I'm running mad. She Does not sit in front of a mirror because there is no mirror in our room and she comes out with a beautiful face.

When she sleeps at night, it takes hours for her to wake up. She might sleep 8pm and wake 11am. When she wakes she looks so stressed and tired (someone who is just waking up).

Last 2 weeks, I was to attend a party my friends organized for me to celebrate us. She told me not to go to the party that she won't go. I went alone with the hope of lying to my friends that she called in sick. Because it doesn't make sense. I got to the party it went well but coming back home I was involved in a motor accident though I survived unhurt it was this morning I started to read meanings into all this. Infact on Sunday, she told our house assistant to fetch some box of matches from the nearby shop. The house assistant was yet to come and I saw my wife cooking rice.

I asked her if she has found some matches, she said no. I don't know what came over me I was dumbfounded. How in the world did she light the gas? Without a match. I did not ask her because I am afraid to ask her. It's as if she can read my thoughts. I was planning on a silent divorce with one lawyer I did not tell her yet. She came to me and said i want to divorce her..hw did she know?

Please if I start counting all this tin it will take a whole day. Please I don't know the section to post maybe religion i don't know.

Please is my wife a witch?

Just show her love and pray.

nijaomegacode:
[color=#000099][/color] Hello guys! I really your advice on this. I met a girl four months ago through a friend. I asked my friend to tell her that i like her a lot, which he did. Then later i ask my friend to collect her number for me but she told him to "forget that thing". Some weeks later I met her around my lecture Hall and i asked for her number. I said "i asked my friend to collect your number but you refused. oK can i have it or maybe i should give you mine?" She replied by saying "no, let me give you mine".We started talking and she visits sometimes. After about 2 months, the physical contact increased as she visits me every night and she will leave my place late at night most times. Recently, i asked her to be my girlfriend because i like her very much. She looked down for awhile and she said yes. I was happy that night and i cuddle her for a long time. Now the problem......
When i noticed she has changed her phone i asked where she got it from and she replied "why doyou want to know? i let her be and later that night she told me her dad got it for her. If i tell her i love her, she doesnt say it back but she will say "ok dear". She always seems sad whenever i giver money or something. Yesterday, she told while we are talking on phone she told me that when her cousin ask about me she told her(the cousine) she didn't know me. whenever i ask for sex she will say i should be a little patient and that she will give what i want in just a little time. wheneve she comes to my place sad and i ask what the problem is she will continually say "nothing" even if i ask 100time and she is always happy when i ask for something from. I had to ask a lot of times if i can kiss her before she allows me the first kiss. Guys, i am confused about her love because she never she loves me. Pls is this girl playing me or using me as a backup plan. Or does she loves me. In either case, what should i do?

You are a muntula and you are in love with a runs girl. #Sorry

Aufbauh:
DOLLAR = N197

Please let me explain to those of us who don't understand Economic terms. Dollar has not increased since Buhari became president

1. Dollar is not our currency so dollar should not be our business

2. Our problem is not d government but
our problem is our importers and consumers

3. Naira has remained at 197 naira to 1 dollar since Buhari became president

4. Buhari has promised not to devalue the Naira and he has maintained that promise

5. Both at CBN and at interbank rates,
dollar has remained 197

6. However because we are too lazy to produce what we use in Nigeria we import even toothpicks and matches

7. Buhari does not like d importation of luxury goods because luxury goods is d reason for most corruption, that is why he banned 41 products from having access to forex

8. However when Nigerian importers insisted on importing those 41
products, FG asked them to find their dollar at d BDCs parallel market also known as black market

9. And to discourage the pressure Nigerians are mounting on the Naira just to get dollars for importation, CBN banned DMBs from selling dollars to BDCs

10. To survive the pressure of excess
dollar demands, BDCs resorted to sourcing for dollars from neighbouring countries through illicit money laundering routes

11. Because of the risks faced by BDCs to source for dollars, and because of the increase in demand for dollars by importers because China just resumed from their business holidays, BDCs keep increasing the price at which they exchange dollars to naira and now it is 400 Naira to 1 dollars

12. However that does not mean
that govt has changed the exchange rate because if our genuine importers go to CBN and fill Form M to import raw materials for local production, they will get dollars at 197 naira each

13. So the problem is that we love to consume luxury foreign products yet we are too lazy to manufacture them here.

14. For example u will see a dull girl using
iPhone 5 without even knowing simple physics and computer engineering part of how that phone was produced

15. I want Buhari to ban every foreign
product from Nigeria until Nigerians learn to produce and use Made in Nigeria products

16. Let us stop complaining about dollar as if dollar has become Nigeria's currency

17. It is even bad enough that most of those complaining about the high exchange rate of dollar do not have 1 single dollar in their purse.

#Copied.

All you people just talking trash about growing Nigeria because one theoretical person (without practical knowledge) said so.

Let me paint this picture to drive my message in; Doctors give drugs to sick patients so their health can improve. But even Doctors will say when you have a weak immune system, the drugs have less certainty to work.

The same can be said of our dear country Nigeria. How can we grow (drugs) the economy (sick) if there are no fundamental infrastructures (functioning immune system) to aid the growth. We do not have light (electrical energy), our transportation system is in a hot mess, and we do not even have a functioning system! How do we want to grow

With all due respect, small countries like Madagascar, Malawi have no problem with electrical energy. What am I even saying, Nigeria's GDP (at over USD 500 billion) is bigger than more than half of European countries (including Norway, Denmark, Portugal) yet we do not have light! How do we want to grow the economy? On generators? Imagine those brothers in Aba that produce stuffs, the Innosun man manufacturing cars and thousands of vibrant Nigeria's creating/developing things, how far will they go without light? As a young boy in JSS, i used to build transistor radios and allocate a frequency to each. Imagine what i would have achieved if we had lights or a functioning system. Now, I am on a job when I know deep down that i should be an employer of labour and creating jobs. Do you really think people like Bill Gates, late Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, Mark Zuckerberg etc would have succeeded without these things? Or do we think they are better than us?

And out Government is quick to enact policies and law without even creating an enabling environment for things to thrive. No work, people will try and sell snacks and drinks in traffic = Govt will harass them and even jail some. No food, people will try and start a small biz around this = Govt will harass and start demanding tax and irrelevant charges. DO you even know Nigeria since the discovery of oil has squandered more than the amount that was used to rebuild the whole of Europe after the second World War? Yes, check it! I can fill the whole of nairaland if i continue to go on and on. But my point is we should not always join the wagon and adopt things just because someone said it. They might be saying it because they were paid to, have their own agenda or are dancing to the music of their stomach.

This generation have the best platform ever (social media) in the history of humankind; we should use it to demand accountability, transparency and effectiveness from the Government. No European country posses a quarter of an average African country's resources yet we are the poor and third world country while they that extract resources here are the elite and rich country. Without African resources and market, half of the global economy will crumble. Yet our Govt will still continue to move blindly, obviously for selfish reasons....

...Make i drop my pen, have a meeting to facilitate. #IJustDeyVex

Twaci:
Because we are hardworking

Hardworking in olosho biz abi?

Topmostt:

Please how do I get my mind off her?

Call Aro to give you some weed to smoke.

mizquote:
√ guys that over haggles.

its OK to want to beat price but its quite embarrassing if you do that always and spend hours begging or trying to convince a seller to reduce a token.


√ guys that brag of their cooking prowess.
√guys that brag over their bedmatic skills.


√guys that sees nothing wrong in begging.

√guys that always want sex.
√ guys that are alcoholic.

√guys that re gluttons. its a big turn off.

√guys that sees nothing wrong in farting indiscriminately.

√guys that pick their nose in public.

add urx.

I'm yet to see a man without at least one of those traits/gestures. So basically you have planned to avoid ALL men this 2016! More grace to your elbow!!!

joliyp:
I can't sex should be respected.

I aslo agree 100% dat sex should be respected but I owe it to my spouse to satisfy her in the sheets. Smart men know you can't satisfy a woman by thrusting alone but with stimulation (orally or otherwise). So if i can go down low.... ...you already know.

joliyp:
can u give me bj? hell no

He was wrong to ask. Of course most women will refuse when asked for BJ. He should demand it in the most subtle yet sweetest way possible. E.g. "babe, here take this diick and play with it with your tongue."

nairamaniac:
This enquiry is quite useful, but u WD hardly get the accurate answer.
I don't really care of a girls past statistic, but there are some statistic that could be quite scandalous and bring shame/disgrace to the guy.
To me, it is more better for ur spouse to have had 20 past decent relationships than 5 scandalous experiences in the form of Fun, road side prostitution, father/sons groupie, sex with prison warders when she was once arrested, sex with lecturers to HV seen her thru from 100level to graduation. etc etc.

fine, it may seem like these things are past. but imagine if everyone around you knows these things after marriage. and u both are usually surrounded with some of her ex-cohorts?
its kind of embarrassing shaaa, especially wen some of these past-cruisers of your wives kitty kat are relatives&close friends that you not have introduced her to be4 u both got married.


I'm even more scared of finding myself in this situation wen I get married, cos I do better with extroverted-girls, Intersting-girls, experienced-girls(sexually&otherwise).

I don't see myself marrying a virgin or a dull/quiet girl.

let's face it, most girls want chicks with most of these characters I also like.

but these special-skills must have come with past-experiences.

u dont expect a girl that has canceled only 2men in her past to be as skilful/experienced as the girl DAT HV cancelled 30. DO YOU?

Its like comparing a Recruit to a General in the ARMY.

Good points though. Sometimes the motive behind the acts are more important.

Mzdivacious:
oga u should be more concerned about if ur D is big enough to satisfy her,carry woman pussyy matter for head like this
i find it funny when guys who know they have small dicks coman start abusing girls for being slack n bn a hoe

Some few facts;
1. All women were created with a tight puszy. That you made it loose or slacked is definitely your fault and yours only.

2. On the other hand, men are not responsible for their dick size. But if the accumulated fats under his belly is shrinking his size, then he should be concerned.

3. However, puszy condition and dick size are a matter of perspective. That being said, i know most women (non prostitutes) like it near and around the average size. I also have never come across a man that will choose a slacked puszy over a tight one.

#Shikenah

Nubian113:


What kinda chicks you know? 2 a month so who the baby daddy if a baby is made that month. Stop being dramatic love its an average of 3men per year for as long as she's not married/committed. So it depends when she started 16 or 26....

Please speak for yourself babe. I know a handful of girls that get laid at least twice a month. Could be same guy or with multiple guys, point is she gets it twice a month. I mean two times in a 30days!

Plus, most easy girls don't attach love or emotion to sex these days. Yes, ask around they don't; they get laid and move on. The smart ones just exchange theirs for some fiscal favours. And please having a baby is not even an issue, they know what they have to do.

Welcome to the 21st century.

Over!

Vecto:
why is she sitting on a pipe?

maybe she's familiar with the instrument!

sickstars:


73 sex partners lies

Do the maths; 2 sex partners a month for 3years.

Note that high sexual activity months like May, July, August, December and February can see her statistics rise to more than 2 a month.

#Gbam!

zainabicy:
Don't we av a female banker on nairaland- dt can come and give us like a average percentage of known colleagues wit 'opened legs', or even banker guys dt know what goes on in their offices ?
I think d targets r soo unrealistic dt dey 'do all they can'
But in d north here, U seldom hear 'it' outside d way we hear it 4rm d west or east, most households either has one big uncle with plenty cows dt can promise U one big money during festival, or one uncle who is high up in politics dt can deposit sometin 4 U

We need to hear from the female bankers. Biko

MIKOLOWISKA:
shebi guys are meeting the targets. Abi dem sef de open yansh?

Exactly!

Neyoor:
It would be interesting if she is still undefile but if otherwise she should keep the irritating scenarios to herself jare.







No man would love to hear about his wife was fu.cked by another man

I'm of the opinion that when both of you come out clean, no side tales or stories will catch you off guard cos you already know about it.

Or will you rather hear tales of your spouse's exploit from someone else?

I'm still not convinced at this shocking revelations! Any lady banker in the house to shed more light?