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Simply put, I’m looking for a WIFE. I’m proud, down to earth and all about putting down roots: the family, the perfect mate to grow old with, and of course a beautiful home to share. Sure, I know I have a lusty appetite, but I know variety means starting a new endless project which just consumes time, energy and resources. For me change is too much work, and I’m not one to waste my time like that. I just wants to settle into a steady track with someone to adore; you. Just show up and be that person. Not a bad gig, if you think about it! *wink*

When I was actively searching as a single guy, I was constantly in “interview” mode. I carry a mental checklist of my soul-mate, and screen every woman I meet to see if she fits. Although, on a few occasions I accepted temporary substitutes, but I wasn’t afraid to drop them and hold out for the real thing when you showed up. Generally, I did regret that I broke many hopeful hearts along the way. *sobs*

However, I will pursue you even against all odds. Why? Because if I can move my sluggish ass enough to chase you, God knows I intend to make it worth the trip. Yeah I know, I sound like a bully but it’s just because I fancy myself a prince and naturally, a prince chooses his bride, and I can’t imagine being denied. So just accept my crown of an offer and be my princess, or else... You may need to change your phone lines and enlist on a witness protection program to get me off your trail because I won't stop chasing you! *lol*

I don’t have to rush into marriage but I will decline an offer to run for the Nigerian presidency to live happily and grow old with you. Life with me is comfortable and safe. Well, except the occasional bullfights. I know I can be frustrating and demanding as hell, but I will repay you with unparalleled loyalty and love. You see, the real adventure with me begins after the commitment. That’s when I begin building a life filled with memorable adventures, vacations, anniversary gifts, children to spoil and lots of general coziness. If you dig this vision, sign up and plan to stay for the long haul!

NOPET: I met this girl on facebook when i was doing my NYSC far away North,after i added her on my facebook we started chatting and finally fell in love,she came all the way from PH to visit me and i tried to make her happy, i took her out every evening and we spent at least #5000and after 2 weeks she went back to PH...we loved each other so much. After my service i decided to move from where i intended to stay(Abuja) and came to lagos cos she said she was relocating to lagos to stay with her sister and i have brothers staying in lagos also,in 2011 i came to lagos and i started searching for job and after few weeks she arrived lagos and where her sister was staying was close to where i was staying too so we meet once in a while... i could not treat her well again cos i was not having enough money and work was not forth coming. in 2012 i started teaching i a private secondary school and i was paid #20000 only so i saved some money and in 2012 November i lost my brother whom i was staying with it was so sad and tough for me...we went for the burial in Dec. and after i returned i decided to rent my house with the little money i was saving because i could not continue staying with my brother's wife and kids... iin january this year 2013 i got another job though it was a little better than the teaching job and all this while i give her the little i could and in march this year 2013 God bless me with anothe job with an improved salary so i try and give her the little i could,but with all my explanation she keeps saying i am stingy in september i told her i will be paying #5000 into Account every month and buy her all necessary materials she needs,i paid in her september allowance and i bought a pair of shoe and some wears for her and after 3 weeks she said i should pay 30k into her account that she has something to sort out but i pleaded with her to be patient as i dont have much for now... i called to explain things to her but she wont pick her calls and later her sister picked her call and pretended to be her and told me i should not call her again if i cant give her the 30k... and all effort to make her see reasons with me prove abortive.... now i have moved on with my life and i wish her d best too

This girl is a runs girl. You didn't mention that while she was collecting your little change, she was also satisfying you on bed. She didn't love, she was just after the fringe benefits.

My advice: don't fall for it. You deserve a woman with dignity and self-respect. Disconnect every communication with her and move on.

#i know you won't cos you enjoyed the bedroom sessions. But think about the future. She's just a statistic!

What is wrong with being big, fat and/or obese? So na lepa wey lean like tooth pick na eim be d koko?

Now this reveals the deficiencies in this religion. When you pray, you face an object (built by man). Now you're in outer space, where will you face when kneeling to pray? See the million dollar question? I'm sure the prophets that came up with the stupiddd idea didn't anticipate that someone man will be in space! Hahahahaa

Truth be told, this new video is better. But it doesn't take any shine off Sesan as a good video director.

dvdon: Weed can promote ones stupidity. Burna boy is an epitome of what weed can result.

#Foolaburation

Dis one no be weed oh. Weed ke. This is high-grade SK straight from Sikiru in Oniru!!!

Prof Einstein: And soo ,by the way who is aihkommu?

You must be a juvenile!

This list isn't complete cause I can't find SEXX on it. Except you're saying SEXX is not an addiction! For me, at least in a week, I have it twice and some weeks 5times! I wonder how I'll cope when I get married! Shege!!!!

Pastor Kun: There were three types of tithes being practised by the Israelites, which one exactly do you want me to explain to you?

PS: Kindly note that the type of tithes preached and practised in churches today[monetary tithe from income] is found nowhere in scripture.

Okay. You can explain the three if possible.

Its definitely risky.

His nasolacrimal duct could get clogged (with paint and he wouldn't be able to produce tears to moisten his eyes which would lead to dry eyes (xerophthalmia)and if left untreated it causes corneal ulcer.

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Mindependent: Sorry to vent on here but don't you girls or guys just hate it when the person you gbadun doesn't feel the same, or maybe is in a relationship or even worse does not realize you feel that way or even exist!!!!

Arghhh the life of a woman

Men have it way easier to just be able to walk upto a lady and be like hey you, my room tonight. Don't be late and not get judged

okay....

hey you, my room tonight. don't come with any undies just come the way u were born.

Pastor Kun: Yes I do know very much what tithes WAS meant for in the old testament. Today it's been done away with as with the rest of the Mosaic laws.

Please can you tell me what it is (or WAS) meant for?

Pastor Kun: A lot has been said about tithing on this forum and how the modern day version of it was arrived at by twisting scriptures and using it into manipulating believers to part with 10% of their income on a consistent basis. Several people have been disappointed becos after several years of tithing they are yet to experience the "open heavens" promised them whilst their pastors smile to the bank every week . Some people are in denial and actually claim tithes works for them (becos they have been taught to always confess positively) even though the reality is that they are struggling like every other person. We have also heard testimonies of people whose finances got better after they stopped tithing giving a lie to the so called 'devourer' theory. Also we have tithers who are doing well and have been conditioned to attribute their success to their tithing activity whilst they conveniently forget that there are millions of non tithers out there that are actually doing better than them.

Bearing the above I would like NL members to share their tithing experience with us both positive and negative.

PS: Please we don't want anticipatory positive confessions oh just real facts as they have happened.

Mr pastor kun, I'm just curious. Do you know the purpose of the tithes? What it is meant for?

This NL is one funny place. Someone you don't know, haven't seen or heard his/voice will post rubbish and people will see the sense in it only because it favours them?! We don't even know if pastor kum or kin is re.tar.ded, a herbalist, an atheist or whatever. But because his rants bear some people's mind, they fall for it like a pros.ti.tu.te that they are without seeing the bait that will lead them to perdition. You don't discern the bible with sense but by the help of the Holy Spirit. That's why an illiterate can know God and a professor in atomic physics will claim there's no God. Point is, be led by the Spirit.

For a second let's play dumb. How much is 10% of your income that you want to hold onto? What benefits will you be deprived of if you give out 10% of your income? I want to know oh? And what benefit will be added if you keep it? What N90 cannot do, then N10 can't do it. If 90% of your income can't give you satisfaction then an additional 10% will make no significant difference.

The mind of most people here is unguarded and at the least feeble, without any strong foundation. Hence it is being easily tossed around by the wind of false doctrine. It is my wish that you guys (those who have stop paying tithes) have a personal relationship with God. And when you do, you won't even pay 10% but more than that sef.

Brethren, please guard your mind and guard it well. The end is indeed near! Shalom!!


NB: Yes, some pastors who are caressing the wrath of God divert the tithes for other use and even use it to enrich themselves. Yes. That's no news and neither is it new but it shouldn't stop you from doing your part. We all are still members of the same body of Christ. If your feet is infected or eye has apollo, you won't remove it will you? So do your part and leave God, the only true judge to judge.

omaigala: It is so heart rendering to see most of our vital facilities go extinct in the cold hands of the preventable monster call "Lack of maintenance".

I really don't know what the ministry of information and communication and the people at the helm are really doing...

What about Nigeria Communication Commission? They don't care...

Why is it so hard for us to maintain our belongings? Or is it a curse? Why! Why!! Why!!!

"Who will pls bell the cat?"

These two pictures are the same, the second was just rotated. Where are the remaining abandoned and dilapidated phone booth(S) in Abuja? Ote, trouble maker!

maclatunji: There is no animosity in her post. She simply contrasted her faith with Christian beliefs. It is rather you and your likes not being able to comprehend because you fear that the comparison makes Christianianity look deficient. It is up to you to study more and consider your position vis-a-vis your faith.

The writer knows her readership has a large percentage of Christians, her comparison is on point.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Religion is the root cause of the chaos we experience today on earth. If they were no religion, I think we would probably be happy living in peace (not pieces) with one another. But religion gives you that platform to condemn, torment and even mutilate your fellow human simply because he/she doesn't believe in your god.

However, I believe in one God, a loving Father whose Son died for the whole world and there is no other way to Him (God) except through His only beloved Son (Jesus Christ). Now, worshipping Him is not even a religion but a relationship with Him. Yes, true Christianity (being Christ like) is not a religion only a relationship. Unfortunately, quack and money loving pastors only smear this gospel at their own risk.

I as a person have not even attained that level of relationship that I desire. Soon, in His time, I will get there and all things will be beautiful.

tbaba1234: Islam teaches us that we – all human beings – came from one father and one mother – Adam and his wife Eve and that it was not due to Eve’s temptation that Adam and Eve were taken out of Paradise and put on earth. Both of them were led astray by Satan. So unlike in Christianity, childbirth and menstruation are not punishments from God. They are part of our experience of womanhood and have wisdoms behind them.

It would have been a beautiful piece but being a muslim you just had to exude the usual animosity, aggression and intolerance! Religion of peace. Hian!!!

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pDude: Same reason Goodluck Jonathan is always blamed for the idiocy of Nigerians.

If a Boko Haram dude does suicide bombing and kills people, you all will blame GEJ.

If a person is caught with koko inside their stomach by border patrol and he is Nigerian, you all blame GEJ

If someone does ritual killings and then is caught or not, you all will blame GEJ.

I have found out that Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria and not the govt, yet you all will blame GEJ and govt

Hope that answers ur question

No it doesn't!

Are Nigerians the only people that blame coaches? Other Africans, Europeans, Asians and Americans don't blame the coach?

Mine goes thus:

When I was younger (in elementary school) I used to watch my dad make long calculations scribbled on a rough sheet of paper. He would write down figures right from the top to the bottom of the paper. Then I thought he was working a complex kind of arithmetic given to him at work. Fast forward some decades later, now I know he was actually balancing his fiscal sheets and calculating budgets.

Did you notice this with your parents? Please share your unique experiences.

sethxy: cooking, customer service and SKELEWU.

Sex nko?

Popowaa: Ur view is very silly

How do you mean silly? Do you think these events are happening by coincidence? Or you actually think what we see on TV is the truth and nothing else? Or have you started living in the Land-of-Gullibility?!

I don't watch TV. I don't, simply because I believe all I see is just acting being masqueraded as real life happenings. The news, reality tv and even sports; all dey scripted! So I just watch a movie instead or play video games. However, this night, I managed to watch the news.

I don't know what pushed me but while watching, I noticed that majority of the news updates were all correlated with violence, killings and terrorism. All occurring concurrently at different locations; Nairobi, Nigeria, Syria... I was even more wowed when I matched facial expressions of the respective leaders in these countries with their words when they spoke on these occurrences.

So I giggled and said to myself, "who ever thinks or even believes that all these events are happening by chance must be in the Land-of-Gullibility!" All these acts of violence are cooked from a pot: all I see is a few and elite sect trying to impose their preferences on the human race. Instigating chaos so we can ask and subtly submit to their pre-planned order. Seriously guys, aren't these the end time events? Anyways, too many words exist in the kobo book. Don't quote me!!!

all4naija: That $10,000 a night hotel-room is not to expensive for a seating president. A poor bottom like me has paid $2,000 per night for two days before not to make mention of Nigerian president. The delegation is too large though.

You payed with your money but he's squandering our money!

You guys should chill. If I know a ministry that's sending at least 15 delegates to this same UN general assembly. And they are also part of the president's delegate.

Billings of these babes go high now! Chei!!!

I've noticed a lot of people cry when someone they know die. But if you don't cry, does it make you a bad person or hard-hearted?

hmmm...

Symphony007: Been Driving For Only 8 Months, Can I Attempt Interstate Roads?

Hello guys, i've started driving on my 18th birthday. And since then, it has been 8 months of driving. I consider myself good, cause i'm a fast learner, but now i want to drive on an inter state. I want to drive from port harcourt to calabar, a few coursemates and i have an engagement in calabar and since i have a car, we decided i should drive. Initially i was excited but as the date comes closer, i'm having cold feet. Is it too quick? Is my hand strong enough? Can i sit in a car and keep an focus that long? But if i don't do it now, when will i? Taking risk is part of opening new doors in life, what do you'll think?

No matter how fast you are, you're still a learner! lols

I comfortably do 150km/h -160km/h on third mainland bridge with my passat. Usually on Saturday mornings before 6:30am or sometimes Sunday evening around 5pm. no biggie! Na God

Arsenate: What's racist in calling a white guy, white guy...huh??

I taya oh!

Just curious, do you guys read the rules on every forum and those before posting a comment on NL? I don't!