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Education / Re: ASUU Foresees Increase In Fees, If Demands Not Met by NOIBMUUL(m): 9:24pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Mr Aboki: You're a real hausa man. Speechless! |
Romance / How To Light A Joint. by NOIBMUUL(m): 9:16pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
How to light a joint. First and foremost, check the quality of the wrapper. It should be soft and smooth. Selecting a wrapper shouldn't be problem if you're meticulous. So by now, your grass is already well squash, mildly. You can google how to wrap a joint cause many styles exist. So that's it for the wrapping, let's focus on the ignition! Hold the end of the joint i.e. the end you'll light. This is usually the bigger and more attractive side of the joint. So hold the end tight and shake mildly. You see, the grass is a fragile species so you have to touch it gently. You have to caress and tickle it until it gives way. So you hold the tip and shake lightly such that the whole joint gradually begins to gain density. You need to do this to make the joint burn slowly and in the process releasing some heavenly flavours. If you've shaken the tip well, you'll notice some additional space at the end of the joint. Roll this space tight, gentle again, and cut off with the tip of your canine. Okay, that's the set of teeth by the side of your mouth. Put your lighter, match stick, car lighter and in some rare cases smoulding charcoal from my aboki's suya fire, whatever fire, put just at the tip and light slowly. Don't inhale the first two puffs but rather blow gentle and take in some air but don't swallow. Exhale. Just make sure your action drags enough air make to make your blowing reaction spark an internal fire in the joint. *Interlude: Please if by now you think I'm referring to sex or a lady, well yes, you're wrong.* After giving sufficient internal light to the joint, sit tight and puff your joint. Don't pass, just puff, puff, puff! #Mosco chilling# |
Education / Re: ASUU Foresees Increase In Fees, If Demands Not Met by NOIBMUUL(m): 8:50pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Top gunz in FG and greedy bigots in ASUU have sold their futures to US and souls to the devil. They are ruthlessly sniffing out the poor and enriching a few extremely elite nonentities. Just work hard and smart. Whatever your hands find to do, do it diligently with all sincerity. Stay focused and believe in an Almighty Supreme Being. We are not alone in this world, however with the right values, focus and persistence, we can "rise and rise again, until lambs become lions". |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Top Comedians And Their Wives (Pictures) by NOIBMUUL(m): 8:28pm On Sep 10, 2013 |
valicious1: Come on guys, don't do this. Please, let's keep it clean. |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Top Comedians And Their Wives (Pictures) by NOIBMUUL(m): 7:57pm On Sep 10, 2013 |
nasonaso: rubbish must you MARRY LEPA. I LIKE DEM BIG You must be Gordons! |
Politics / Goodluck Jonathan Accuses Obasanjo Of Masterminding PDP Crisis by NOIBMUUL(m): 6:23pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
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Science/Technology / Re: 10 Of The Strangest Animals Found In Africa by NOIBMUUL(m): 10:19pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
dont8: Never heard or seen this animals before, hope they are protected and kept from going into extintion soon. Thanks to my kind of work, I've seen all these animals live! |
Car Talk / Re: Why Do Nigerians Form Extra Lanes During Slow Traffic? by NOIBMUUL(m): 6:56pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
Yoshi-Master: When I saw Nigeria, I thought you were going to give examples from at least 5 other cities apart from Lagos. Assuming what driving in Lagos is same everywhere in Nigeria! SMH |
Food / Re: Nigerian Foods You Should Eat To Stay Healthy by NOIBMUUL(m): 2:21pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
gbosaa: ....Second pix looks hideous....yuckkk. story! We lem tight here! |
Forum Games / Re: Your Nairaland ID Is Not As Anonymous As You Think! by NOIBMUUL(m): 12:42am On Sep 03, 2013 |
I'll start with myself: NOIBMUUL |
Romance / Re: My Affair With A Virtuous Woman by NOIBMUUL(m): 12:40am On Sep 03, 2013 |
edwardjr: she was my classmate in high school by den we neva knew each other until we met in d university. We became best of frndz dat even her frndz used 2 tel her dat we were compartible n dat she shud go into an affair wit me...it turned out dat in her year 3 my departmental guy dis flowered her n shortly dia relatnshp crashed. I became her shoulder 2 cry on til we startd an affair due 2 our constant closeness n d topic we regularly discussed. She is a decent gal,God fearing,infact a 'virtuous woman'bt i jus dnt love her to d point of marriage. Her romantic style doesnt suit or click wit mine.even wen she asked me where we r heading 2, i had 2 tel her plainly dat we r jus frndz. because of how most ladies r i'm afraid if i might meet som1 lik her again if i let her go. Bt how can i luv her to d extent of marrying her? Pls advice Say the truth and shame the devil. The reason you don't like/love her to marry is because you know a sharp guy that disvirgined her. Shikenah! |
Romance / Re: How Can There Be Any Virgins Left For Marriage? by NOIBMUUL(m): 12:21am On Sep 03, 2013 |
jmoore: @op, not all men are after premarital sex. Hope you've found a virgin cos if not, I suggest you get out of here and get one fast! Cos d way boys are bursting anything now, ehnn, na only God know oh! |
Romance / Re: How Can There Be Any Virgins Left For Marriage? by NOIBMUUL(m): 12:19am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Princessmel: Na you still know ooo! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Can There Be Any Virgins Left For Marriage? by NOIBMUUL(m): 12:18am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Princessmel: So most guys want to marry a virgin, but can someone explain to me how this is possible when all guys in a relationship want sexx?! And the first stage before marriage is being in a relationship which will ultimately lead to sexx?! Na you know oh! 1 Like |
Forum Games / Your Nairaland ID Is Not As Anonymous As You Think! by NOIBMUUL(m): 11:51pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
Most Nairaland uses think their ID name is anonymous and nobody knows who they are. I can bet a few people know that you're that female blogger, that controversial actress or that young millionaire musician or that infamous politician. Let's try this out. Type your nairaland ID name and you'll be shocked that someone will tell you exactly who you are. Who goes first? |
Travel / Re: Should I Quit My Job For Masters In The Us? by NOIBMUUL(m): 8:29pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
UNIXLover: Hello Guys...Ok,I currently work for an IT consulting firm as an Application Development/Support.I have a total of 3 years working experience in IT and some Certifications.Now,I have always wanted to do my Masters in the Us and i have been taking some steps as regards that in the last few months.I will be writing the GRE exams in few weeks.would you guys advise i quit this Job for Msc? what are the chances of getting a job in the Us? I currently earn more than 200k In Nigeria.But anything that makes me forfeit this Msc Plans now means i will be focusing on Marriage plans Next(But i really wish i have my Msc in the Us ). I sincerely don't think you should quit your job for MSc in the states. However, I will readily advice you to quit it to setup your own firm based on the assumption that MSc is not a criteria to successfully run an IT firm. I've a colleague that runs an IT company with just BSc and he didn't even study any IT related course. Point is some field of endeavour don't require any PG to run while it's a prerequisite for others. For example I'm already planning to quit my job for a MSc in Europe not because I'm not there yet but because I will be better positioned when I'm through (e.g. the course comes with a 6-month internship with a reputable international organization). So the bottom line is this, if you feel comfy that the MSc will better position you, then go ahead with it but keep your eyes fixed on your own establishment. Well done to you and more grace to attain greater heights. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Insect Or Animal Will You Want To Cease To Exist? by NOIBMUUL(m): 10:07am On Sep 01, 2013 |
Seun. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Messi Accused Of ‘Bullying And Insulting’ Team-mates To Point Of Tears by NOIBMUUL(m): 10:54pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Can't you all see they want to rip and bring this boy down!? The purchase of Neymar from Santos, the tax evasion mess and now this, com' on!!! Lion' Messi for life jor! |
Science/Technology / Re: Giant Fish Washes-up On Alpha Beach by NOIBMUUL(m): 7:36am On Aug 28, 2013 |
Mudley313: That is a blue whale; not a fish, but a mammal...OP get an education Dat is not a blue whale mr professor. |
Food / Re: Foods That Increase Your Chances Of Having Twins by NOIBMUUL(m): 7:49pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
@OP The wild yam is verily available in IITA in Ibadan. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Earthquake Prank On Muslim Imam by NOIBMUUL(m): 8:09pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
@all Guy please, that video was scripted. it was just acting. |
Romance / Re: Men And Lies: A Hobby Or Blood Related? by NOIBMUUL(m): 8:57am On Aug 13, 2013 |
Men lie a lot. In fact, lying is like a second language for men but women tell the biggest lies. For example, the baby is yours; he's my daddy's friend; I want to remain celibate until marriage. I had an area code (friend without benefit) once and although I knew she was a runs girl (olosho, aristo etc), she claimed the contrary. But anytime we sleep together she's always insistent on money for hair, money for provisions/food stuffs etc. Who's fooling who? |
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma And Chidiebere Aneke Celebrate Birthday With New Photos by NOIBMUUL(m): 8:27pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
Prostitution in 4th dimension. Posting provocative pictures to lure randy old gluttons. Soon they'll get married and exquisite cars and luxurious wedding celebration will be sponsored by the same senile frogs that have denied their people the opportunity to be patriotic. |
Education / Re: OAU Ranked 8th In Africa And 1st In Nigeria by NOIBMUUL(m): 5:14pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Access To My Scholarship Money. by NOIBMUUL(m): 12:51pm On Aug 01, 2013 |
infoscope: You must be a proud brat.. As of now MTN foundation scholarship is the highest paying at 200,000 per session. NLNG is 100k and shell is 75k, so you need to tell me how you came up with such inflated figures. BTW you are not supposed to be in more than one scholarship. What's your full name? Oga FBI, abeg dress commot! |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Access To My Scholarship Money. by NOIBMUUL(m): 12:48pm On Aug 01, 2013 |
Symphony007: Hey guys. My girlfriend and i have been dating for a while and we are in the university. Men!!! SMH If you can allow her tutor you to academic success, why not allow her tutor you to financial success? Or at worst, she go chop your money with you, which isn't a bad idea AT ALL, AT ALL, considering she helped you up. Recognise a help-meet when you see one mate. Good luck. |
Forum Games / Re: Age Group That Dominates Nairaland Survey by NOIBMUUL(m): 7:24pm On Jul 23, 2013 |
Obinoscopy: Nice one OP! This is the most dominant age. You can tell by the number of likes. |
Celebrities / Re: Sunmbo Ajaba Weds Pastor David Adeoye by NOIBMUUL(m): 10:00pm On Jul 22, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl: ....Now we on top! 4 Likes |
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