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Romance / Re: "I Slept With My Boss To Give My Boyfriend A Job" by NOIBMUUL(m): 2:36pm On May 20, 2013
@op

[size=28pt]I WANT TO BE A BOSS![/size]
Culture / Re: Traditional Yoruba Names And Their Meanings by NOIBMUUL(m): 5:43pm On May 13, 2013
Afolayinka: Inioluwa means God's heritage. Pls wat is d meanin of jegede,adio and ajao

Jegede is an oruko abiso. A title given to someone of great influence/character/personality. It is often synonymous with a big tree. Hence, d popular phrase among fuji musicians, "Igi Jegede"; used to describe a person you can always lean/depend on.
Romance / Re: Please Help!!!my Project Supervisor Is After Me.. by NOIBMUUL(m): 8:23am On May 07, 2013
If your beautiful to behold but have no brains, then you'll have to buy the condoms and sleep with him. On the other hand if you have brains and bold enough, then you should set the modafoka up! End of story.
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo- Before & After Makeup Pictures by NOIBMUUL(m): 7:15pm On May 06, 2013
dayo adegbite:  noticed D̶̲̥̅̊ȋ̝̊̅§ days dere's been a lot O̶̷̩̥̊͡ƒ condemnation bout ♍aƘe̲̅  .U̶̲̥̅̊ guys shuld knw dat 80percent O̶̷̩̥̊͡ƒ babes A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ nt has beautiful as D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ appear wit makeup, ‎​Ȋ̝̊̅† adds 2 beauty buh doesn't mean most babes A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ ugly witout ‎​Ȋ̝̊̅† . 2 M̶̲̅ε̲̣ d babe, ini edo, try even wit out ♍aƘe̲̅ up


You must be one free roaming fugly donkey.
Webmasters / Re: Pictures Of Nairaland Back In 2005 by NOIBMUUL(m): 7:10pm On May 06, 2013
I love nairaland.
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo- Before & After Makeup Pictures by NOIBMUUL(m): 3:06pm On May 06, 2013
She looks like a house girl without the make up. *deception*
Food / Re: What Is The Best Seasoning For Cooking Generally? by NOIBMUUL(m): 10:30pm On May 04, 2013
Omi obo. Best seasoning ever.
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities Who Died Of Drug Overdoses And How They Died by NOIBMUUL(m): 2:00pm On May 03, 2013
Rabboni-X:
Here is a list of actors and actresses who died of drug overdoses.

Marilyn Monroe – Her death, due to an overdose of sleeping pills, was ruled as a “possible” suicide.

John Belushi – Died in 1982 after injecting a speedball – a mixture of cocaine and heroin.

River Phoenix – Died of a heroin overdose while in the presence of his younger brother Joaquin in front of the trendy Viper Room.

Heath Ledger – Died of an accidental prescription pill overdose.

Christopher Pettiet – You know him as Zach, the budding chef in “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead.” He died of an accidental overdose in 2000.

Mary Anissa Jones – Better known as Buffy from “Family Affair.” Drugs found in her system at the time of her death include Seconal, PCP, methaqualone and cocaine.

Lani O’Grady – You remember her as the brainy and practical Mary on “Eight is Enough,” Lani died in 2001 at the age of 46 of “drug intoxication.” Found in her system at the time of her death wereVicodin and Prozac.

Chris Farley – Overdosed in 1997 after taking a speedball.

Judy Garland – Died in 1969 of an overdose of barbiturates.

Anna Nicole Smith – Died in 2007 of “combined drug intoxication.”

Elvis Presley – Found dead in his bathroom in 1977 after overdosing on prescription drugs.

Rodney Harvey – On the verge of being taken very seriously as an actor, Harvey died of a heroin overdose in 1998.

Nick Adams – Died of a drug overdose in 1968.

Nick Cantor – The Dirty Dancing actor died after injecting a shot of pure heroin in 1991.

Montgomery Clift – Died in 1966 at the age of 45 – the combined effects of drugs and alcohol.

Dorothy Dandridge – Died at age 46 of an antidepressant overdose.

W.C. Fields – Died as the result of a shot liver due to excessive alcohol abuse.

Robert Pastorelli – The Murphy Brown actor died of a drug overdose in 2004 at the age of 50.

Dana Plato – Died of a drug overdose in 1999 after taking Vicodin and Vanadam.

Edie Sedgwick – Died in 1971 after mixing alcohol and barbiturates.

Brad Renfro – Died of a heroin overdose in 2008.

Drug abuse is always dangerous, and it’s important to seek help before the worst happens.


http://blogsinbrief..com/2013/05/celebrities-who-died-of-drug-overdoses.html

please add those who are not on this list

They were all killed by the Illuminati. ...and you don't have to believe it.
Gaming / Re: Freezing Glitches Of Career Mode On FIFA13, PS3 by NOIBMUUL(m): 1:58pm On May 03, 2013
[quote author=Smuthx]I need a little help from you. I want to buy Fifa 13 on ps3 but want to be sure on one thing.

Does it have computer vs computer matches where you can set your team and allow computer to play for you? Is it possible...[/quote

yep, sure.
Gaming / Re: Freezing Glitches Of Career Mode On FIFA13, PS3 by NOIBMUUL(m): 9:06am On May 03, 2013
67 views and no comment? So nobody plays FIFA 13 on PS3 let alone the career mode?
Celebrities / Re: PHOTO: Tuface And His Daughter by NOIBMUUL(m): 4:42pm On May 02, 2013
ichommy: See the wedding ring

http://www.emmanuelbabatunde.com/2013/05/photo-2face-and-his-daughter.html

See 2Baba's eyes! SK in the system!
Romance / Re: How True Is "Once A Cheat, Always A Cheat?" by NOIBMUUL(m): 7:08am On May 02, 2013
DnigerianPrince: With that said, this girl likes me a lot and seems to be in love with me, i'm falling for her as well and she's said the ball is in my court. My fear is that i've been a victim of a serious infidelity in a relationship, my ex cheated on me which was shattering and left me scarred sad sad

From my empiric experience with ladies, if she says THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT, run my dear, run for your life!!!!
Fashion / Re: 10 Things Every Woman Must Own by NOIBMUUL(m): 8:26am On May 01, 2013
ROSYL:
U need to wax those balls mate...

wouldn't be a bad idea if you waxed them for me you know.
Fashion / Re: 10 Things Every Woman Must Own by NOIBMUUL(m): 3:04pm On Apr 30, 2013
msteeewww! People never chop, common garri dey never drink, na pink blazer, elephant scarf, over-sized shoe, no undies, cotonou hair etc reach to buy na abi? Most African women have lost their self-esteem while trying so soo hard to be like the White women!

*scratching my hairy balls*

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Health / Re: Why Bowel Movement Is Very Important. by NOIBMUUL(m): 1:10pm On Apr 29, 2013
biafranqueen: During a recent gathering of Nigerian women someone ask me the secret of how I stay so slim after having children, during the conversation I was shocked to find out 8 of the 10 women only defecate once a day 2 of them once a week.

can we see what you look like to confirm if actually you have remained slim even after birth!
Religion / Re: Clothing And The Believer In A 'Modern World' by NOIBMUUL(m): 3:45pm On Apr 28, 2013
Kay 17: It would be unfair for the OP to cast non Christians in the bad light of immorality and savagery. It is true that modern ppl expose their bodies, and hide behind thin veiled clothes, but they view their bodies differently. Unlike the Christians and muslims who see the human body as scarred by imperfection, unholy and shameful, and hence it must be hidden.

But most non-Christians see their bodies as models of beauty, that should be admired, flaunteds hared just like any artwork.

So if the underlying beliefs are very important, otherwise opinions like the OP which aren't well informed will be prejudicial.


Kay, let's imagine that I have 2 chocolate bars with me. I unwrap one half-way and throw it on the floor, while I leave the wrapper on the second one and throw it on the floor too. If I now ask you to select one, which one will you pick?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Great African Women In History by NOIBMUUL(m): 12:39pm On Apr 27, 2013
so Tinubu generation don dey import gun powder and bullets from way back!
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce And Jayz Show-Off Their Daughter Blue-Ivy by NOIBMUUL(m): 8:14am On Apr 27, 2013
Tinyemeka:
I suspect the name 'Blue' came from JayZ's album 'The Blueprint' while Ivy was suggested by Beyonce.

Same way Kanye West plans to name his child 'North'.

Wharrever.

Spell Blue Ivy backwards, you get Eulb Yvi. In Latin, this means Lucifer's daughter! But I sure say na coincidence! grin
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Girl With Waist-long Hair (Pictures) by NOIBMUUL(m): 5:33pm On Apr 26, 2013
swtchicgurl: She is Bassey Akan! From akwa ibom and cross river parents.

Stunning hair! Let ladies learn to keep themselves natural, like me! cheesy cheesy cheesy

You can go the link to know how she made it this far!

Save all the brazillian hair money and guy your man a break! tongue


I know say this long hair go come with one k-leg! See teeth!!!



Source: http://www.bellanaija.com/2013/02/25/meet-akan-bassey-of-lushstrands-blog-the-nigerian-girl-with-waist-length-hair-find-out-how-she-did-it-how-you-can-do-it-too/
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce And Jayz Show-Off Their Daughter Blue-Ivy by NOIBMUUL(m): 5:31pm On Apr 26, 2013
Illuminati things!
Celebrities / Re: PSquare, AY, Chioma, Kanayo In Economy Class (Pictures) by NOIBMUUL(m): 5:28pm On Apr 26, 2013
gmailpictures: why dem no use their private jet na ? these are big boys

Na to confirm to you say the Private Jet story na scam!
Celebrities / Re: Wunmi Obe Reacts To Stella Damasus's New Marriage by NOIBMUUL(m): 5:27pm On Apr 26, 2013
but wait oh, how person go get this kind Stella SELLING POINT[/size] and people no go buy? Beautiful ladies are usually the most promiscuous cause they are the APPLE OF THE EYES OF MEN[size=8pt]!!
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actresses And Prostitution by NOIBMUUL(m): 5:23pm On Apr 26, 2013
adami48: if u wanna know wat d mod is talking about try visiting som of this 5star hotels in abj, or if u hav a friend working there ask him/her 80percent of them are Glorified prostitudes nt actors, n some of em are jus using d NL to be known by big guys, for me i ve seen Tonto Dike, Nkiru Sylvanus, Stephanie Okere, one other gal in Tuface African Queen video d one wit a big lips, some will go straight to d room while som will be @ d lawn tennis court waitin for d big guys to finish up n join them, ask a receptionist or a concerge u will hear better, d worst part of the story is dat one of d men was complaining about stephanie, he was like dis gal no go leave me rest, he is Senator lee moeba believe me or not they are pros......

Money is talking. Wetin you sef find go there if dem no carry you!

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actresses And Prostitution by NOIBMUUL(m): 5:22pm On Apr 26, 2013
tope3x: I WONT MENTION NAME HERE, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD, I HAVE SEEN A NOLLYWOOD ACTRESS THAT WAS CALLED FOR MY FRIEND THAT TRAVELED TO NIGERIA SOME MONTHS BACK, THEY HAD SEX, AND SHE WAS PAID, SHE'S A WELL KNOWN NOLLYWOOD ACTRESS, BUT I WONT MENTION NAME, EVEN HER PICTURE WAS SENT TO ME ON BB FOR CONFIRMATION. NO BE JOKE

[size=28pt]Mr oga, you do not have a case![/size]
Politics / Re: Shameful Look Of Street In Over Hyped Lagos State by NOIBMUUL(m): 5:11pm On Apr 26, 2013
Why people come hate Lagos like this?
Celebrities / Re: I'm Dating Kentura, Not Nadia Buari - Jim Iyke Cries Out by NOIBMUUL(m): 9:22pm On Apr 25, 2013
rafhell: at 40 let him continue to waste his life and not put his dick to good use.
i will be 28 soon and i am a happy father of 2 kids.

So what's the importance of this statement?

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Investment / Re: Steps To Forming Saving Habit And Financial-Freedom by NOIBMUUL(m): 11:22am On Apr 24, 2013
The fastest way money can disappear from a man is through a lady. If a man can cut down on the number of ladies he has, he will have enough.


How do we cut down? undecided
Celebrities / Re: May D's "So Many Tinz" - Behind-The-Scene Photos by NOIBMUUL(m): 5:07pm On Apr 23, 2013
The pictures were taken in the Lekki Conservation Centre (LCC) in Lekki, Lagos. You should visit this place soon.
Family / Re: Why Do Men Think Women's Lives Cannot Go On Without Marriage? by NOIBMUUL(m): 3:07pm On Apr 22, 2013
[CHocolaTE:
]SERIOUSLY? WHY? angry

What do women even gain from marriages for heavens sake?
In fact, if not that religions make childbearing outside marriage a sin and society(mostly men) treat unmarried girls like outcasts, I'm sure many women will not get married, who in their right senses will want to marry an overbearing, unhelpful, slave driving no-good lazy ass; which majority of men are, when they can just have their kids in peace and not have to worry about taking care of him?


[size=50pt]YOU STILL BE JUVENILE AND YOU WON'T KNOW NOW. I GIVE YOU FIVE MORE YEARS![/size]
Romance / Re: High Prices Men Pay For Sex With Prostitutes They Take Home by NOIBMUUL(m): 11:33pm On Apr 21, 2013
Raymondenyi: That is d very last tin I'll do in my life, paying for sex, whether to a hawker or not, I can never pay 4 sex! Only dat act is a grat turn off 4 me, n it 'll just naturally kill my libido no matter how aroused I am ( moreover am not even in2 d sex tin).
For randy animals, Y'all can continue with ur lives, I thankGod for mine.

See boys derailing the thread with I can't pay for sex. Abeg make we hear word! All dose girls you take to d movies, buy ice cream and sharwarma, pay for hair do, etc for b4 fuckingg dem, no be payment? D girls u pick on badoo, facebook, twitter, watsapp, bbm etc, dem be ur cousins?

Boys and insincerity!!! Hypocrites dem

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Had A Killer Squad As President -- Former Associate by NOIBMUUL(m): 11:20pm On Apr 21, 2013
50calibre: This Is quite sad, and we claim to have a democracy. Although when I rise to power, I plan to kill much more people (corrupt people hindering Nigeria from progressing) I am going to have a highly trained hit-squad like hitler's secret police The Gestapo.

I have already started compiling the list of guys I plan to terminate. Nigeria needs a radical to clean it up and that's exactly what I'm going to do.

How you wan take rise to power?

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