FRDChickenisha: Money rules.....how can such pretty girls be dating ugly short boys ?

Comparing other ppl's girlfriend while you have none is a case idleness

Money is vibrating.

surdik: Senate President, David Mark, reportedly gave this blazing orange/reddish Chevrolet Corvette to 2face and Annie Idibia as a wedding gift during their Dubai wedding – though he refuted the claims!

Annie Idibia and Isabel really look good, 2face is sure taking care of them…

Na all Annie sugar daddies una dey see so! Oh 2face, ....2face, ........2FACE!!!!!!!

dolphinife: the man, otedola, has retrogressed financially cos he was once ranked in the Forbes richest, but alas, he's no more..shey na global financial meltdown or what?

FG don reduce subsidy on oil na!

in me: This gurl be black da year ooooo

She don turn bleach to her best friend

See the diff b/w leg, face and hands

You sef dey look person oh! Haba, leg, face n hands! Shege!!!!

joe4christ: I seriously don't understand what's happening to me recently, it seems my spirit is getting hyper-sensitive these days and a new perception about the purpose of life is being downloaded in me,
i'm beginning to perceive the earth as a place where i'm supposed to learn, and the more i learn the more my spirit develops, i cant explain it, but that's how i'm beginning to feel.
It's like the whole purpose of life is to learn by experience and love unconditionally.
I'm scared, i'm beginning to loose my devosion in religious activities.
I find more comfort studying NDE testimonies than studying THE WORD (BIBLE).

What's happening to me

You're on the right track. Religion is a polished bondage anyway. God will hold you.

edoyad: Sunday(kpomo lips) Oliseh, please be quiet already. Keshi has contributed more to Nigerian football than you could ever do even if you lived to be two hundred years old. I didn't like your personality much as a player and many Nigerians feel that way too.

Seun, please where can I 'UNLIKE' this post?

onajo2000: after watching the video several times i can't really tell....
See for yourself and tell us what you think.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfZmR2w_uf0


http://www.informationng.com/2013/07/video-angel-caught-on-cctv-saving-a-man-from-an-accident.html

[size=28pt]That's the FOURTH DIMENSION in action.[/size]

schoolfield: I'm not ignorant of his Devices...all he wants is Her waist...

...And who says he hasn't even started washing the waist?

mitsaro: Nice one..i wish u could give my mother a call n tell her personally; she still stores up undies belonging to my father who died 5 years ago

U wan see ya mama red eye abi?

If this is true, then Chris Okotie is a prostitute and not fit to be labelled a man of God. But sincerely, I hope it's not!

virgin ice: Dear future husband,
Have I met you and I dint know? If I av, pls show me a sign dt u r d one. If I av, pls come bak to my life o. If I avnt, pls come at d ryt time, I av a lot I wanna share wit u.... For now, am just about my career. Oh pls, remember to b great cos am approaching a huge breakthrough. You ad better b greater dan I wl b or same level!
Peace out

I'm the one you're looking for. Guess what? I'm here!

Yield: Never.

Yimu! You wey I know.

omolomolarinero: Almighty ‘Jagaban’ of Nigeria came in into town some minutes past 10 am and touched down from his chopper right in front of the Governors house at Agodi and immediately got into the Governors convoy straight to the venue for the commissioning of the Flyover bridge at Mokola. The whole area in front of Citadel computers end of the bridge was filled with people from all walks of life, including Governors, lawmakers, Obas, Chiefs, Imams, Bishops, politicians and of course- JAGABAN! Trust Whatsupibadan.com, we were there to give it to you.

more photos at http://whatsupibadan.com/2013/06/26/photos-from-commissioning-of-mokola-flyover/

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@op
Is this the commissioning of Mokola bridge or Mokola carnival?

Na so e dey start oh! Chairman sleep jeje, yanga go wake am! Issorai.

trendystuf: You like?

Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/06/photo-toolz-outfit-to-dkm-concert.html

Please, who is oiling this engine?

Imanuelle: At least there's one sensible lady who isn't crazed by celebs.

Good !

Why she go concert if she no she no go dance. Ote.

All na wassh jor

Symphony007: It is indeed rare to see all these men together considering the bad blood between them: some of them staged coups against one another. It speaks to a sense of maturity...presenting the most exclusive club in nigeria. The presidents club.

From left to right: general abdusalam abubakar: chief ernest shonekon, general ibrahim babamgida,chief olusegun obasanjo, president goodluck jonathan, general yakubu gowon, alhaji shehu shagari and general mohammed buhari.

The earlier we knew, the better; these leaders are all pals and forget the PDP, ACN, ACP stuffs, propaganda, news on divided camps etc, all na wash. This photo is an evidence that these people eat from the same table. Yes, with short spoons. And as e be for Naija, na so e be for all other countries including d 'developed' ones. Open your eyes!!!

kai, na the curves and shapes i just dey see oh! nothing more!!!

Goldie20: ...,,

This is what oil money looks like, not the shanties and shacks we have in Portharcourt, Abuja and one certain wannabe mega city they call Lagos! Nigeria, which way

dplomaticVal:

That's why you're
expcted 2 reason properly
b4 posting your preposterous
Gibberish.

Having known that insomnia
is d inability to drowse nd an
insomniac, an insomnia patient.

It's Foolhardy For you to
suggest that insomniacs
should slp unclad 4 attainment of good health whn it's lucid that they hardly sleep @ nite. It's unlike asking a vigilante 2 guard the vicinity unclad in order 4
him 2 attain good health.Isn't
that silly n laughable!

You're a good example of "gumption is not common."

icebebe: 1. Always be the solution to her
problems
2. If you send her to do shopping never
ask for change
3. Always prepare her for sex in the first
15 minutes and wait for two minutes as you continuously suck her breasts.
4. Don't be so much available, also give
her freedom to do whatever she wants.
5. Never be too soft on her,women hate
men who behave like women. You must
look tough but not too harsh.
6. You should be ambitious in
whichever field you are.
7. Make sure you have sex in your perfect
mood and always make her
say,"ENOUGH" 8. Smell good, be smart but never be too
smart and too much organized. Women
are the home makers and they hate men
who do everything for themselves
9. Don't be too predictable,som etimes
surprise her with gifts 10. Ensure you love her family and
support her.
11. Don't always complain wherever you
see a problem, complain when necessary.
12. Be faithful to her
13. Acknowledge her dressing and figure, make her feel she is beautiful and
trendy.
14. Be at your home in time even if you
are a serial drunkard.hahahah.

heck! all these to make a woman stick with you!
Just Bleep me, feed me and shut up. am ok!!!

I think Nairaland should have an app on blackberry, iOS, android and other mobile phone platforms. I feel this is long overdue. What do you guys think?

fruityjojo: I am not a Racist but WHY ehn WHY?

Then you must be an igbo girl.

stonebridge: Are muslim men allowed to join Freemasonry?. If no, why and is there are injunction against masonry in the holy quran?

Actually, the higher you go on the ladder of muslim or freemasonry, the more you realise that they are both the same. So whichever path you choose to take, you'll most likely end up in the same location...

Idowuogbo: Complexion(u gats to b dark skin), brains and shoe size.

PM me. Last chance!

rman: If all these girls advising others regularly on nairaland are so smart like they claim, why are they still single?

How come Kulyie's posts on most relationship threads are all about failed relationships and negatives in men?

Lonely girls turned relationship advisors on nairaland.

Don't you know it's easy to cook a vegetable soup with your mouth.

InvertedHammer: /
It is not only ladies.
It happens to guys too. For me, I must marry this year by fire by force.

I want to have kids so badly that I have given myself this year as deadline.
Does that come out as being desperate? Yes, I am desperate to marry folks.

Help a brother out, if you could.
/

Dis one na Pep Guardiola oh! see as u dey plot tactics and plan technical game play to find woman for NL. Your inbox for don full now! Ote

Desperate ladies are dangerous, irrational, often attractive and easy to make a statistic.

Seriously, I've said it before and I'll say it again. If a lady is neither married nor in a viable relationship at a ripe age then she should check her behaviour. And, if a man is in the same condition, then he should get serious.

Finally, from where I'm standing, you're single either because;
1. you're still stuck on your ex,
2. you're ignoring someone because you don't like their face OR
3. you're waiting for God to come down with Ms or Mr perfect for you.

My 6 kobo.

idupaul: No power in Oyo , Lagos and Ondo

U guys should stop generalizing, there's light in Lagos. At least where I stay.

Mad Cow: Why would he build the refinery in Ondo State?! Does Ondo State have oil wells or does he intend to run pipes from Ondo to the South-South?!

Ondo state has crude oil.

She's now international Kitty-Cat

I once bought a cold bottle of Heineken for N270! It's d seller not the company.