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Health / Re: Gynecomastia help needed.. Photos attached by NoisyNaybour001(m): 6:02pm On Feb 27, 2019
Maket:
General anaesthetic was used on you instead.

OK Sir
Sports / Re: Rare Photo Of Emiliano Sala's Recovered Body(graphic Pic) by NoisyNaybour001(m): 9:20pm On Feb 18, 2019
Jessyjack:
how can you say that is the carcass of sala's body and the arm with tattoo is still fresh like that....?? even the guy above me with the terrible looking photo,wetin be ya own......??.??

I tire my sister

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Politics / Re: Stampede Kills People At APC Rally In Rivers Today (Pictures) by NoisyNaybour001(m): 8:59pm On Feb 12, 2019
lastempero:


Can you imagine, our women self. Make I go update my comment so that when the fire will come it will locate her so as not to strike the nearest male around her.

lol, dat a strong buharist for u
Politics / Re: Stampede Kills People At APC Rally In Rivers Today (Pictures) by NoisyNaybour001(m): 8:42pm On Feb 12, 2019
lastempero:
God please help us punish buhari and his bandwagons including the suya boy in nairaland.

BBQ?? na Girl be dat o
Education / Re: 15 Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Students As ASUU Calls Off Strike by NoisyNaybour001(m): 8:39pm On Feb 10, 2019
oteneaaron:


No vex abeg. I need help.

I currently an Entrepreneur in Training at MEST Africa.

Right now, we're working on a Capstone Project.

My team is looking at how we can help businesses grow quickly.

I'd really appreciate honest views on the following questions.


What is your biggest problem with acquiring new customers?



What would make a difference if you find a Solution to these problems?




How difficult has it been trying to get new customers?


Thank you abeg.

sorry bro am not into business, I really appreciate ur investment into customer feedback, kudos!
Education / Re: 15 Hilarious Tweets By Nigerian Students As ASUU Calls Off Strike by NoisyNaybour001(m): 10:12am On Feb 08, 2019
can't stop laughing, thank u OP for making my day

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Romance / Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by NoisyNaybour001(m): 12:17am On Feb 08, 2019
ezenwajosh:
Not really to impress but I was looking for my friend CHIAMAKA... I met her in my primary 2, I went to get chalk from our headmaster's office cause am the class prefect.... Then I saw her registering by her mum.... I stayed long cause I wouldn't disturb the headmaster so I was busy looking at them.... And she's too beautiful and I wished so much she would come to my class.

I finally got the chalk and went back to class few minutes later as the teaching was going on she came in with our headmaster and her mum and our teacher introduced her as our new class member because she was teaching she asked her to just sit anywhere she like then later she will be given a position.... You know what, she just walked straight to my sit and on that day we had a Macmillan page to read and I made some mistakes and was flogged and she consoled me.... CHIAMAKA was my best friend....from that day..... Sometimes I will even stay the lesson period without food and she will share hers and even force me to eat.... Cox am shy type she will threaten that if I don't eat... She would go in front of the class and shout am her husband... Trust me I will finish the food immediately...

One Thursday after school we bet on who will be first to get to my yard cox am living close to school just like 2minutes treck... After that I waved her goodbye.... And she went home.... And happy to see my best friend tomorrow morning, I wake up happy prepared to school...and CHIAMAKA wasn't there in class... I waited until break period she's not here cry then we went on weekend.... I wasn't myself.... On Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday I never saw CHIAMAKA again till today.......

After my primary school when I was about entering secondary school I wrote letters dropped it different places on the road thinking that maybe somehow... Someone that knows her might pick it up....UP TILL TODAY AM STILL LOOKING FOR HER AND THE WORST is CHIAMAKA was her only name I could remember,
I even went to Facebook many years ago and searched the pictures of all names with CHIAMAKA I couldn't find her... now I ve grown and am sure as a woman she must have gotten married but I made a promise to myself that I WILL CALL MY FIRST DAUGHTER CHIAMAKA when am married.
and am still looking for my CHIAMAKA and if she's not married yet which ever shape or condition she is.... I will
marry her

chai, u comment really touched me bro, I pray u find her, just keep searching

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Education / Re: ASUU Has Not Made Final Decision On Strike, Disregard All Fake News by NoisyNaybour001(m): 9:04pm On Feb 06, 2019
lol
Politics / Re: Photos From Atiku Abubakar’s Campaign In Ebonyi State by NoisyNaybour001(m): 4:10pm On Feb 02, 2019
Akanapiaigwe:
I'm a fan of the guy too
lol, am telling u bro, he always nails it
Politics / Re: Photos From Atiku Abubakar’s Campaign In Ebonyi State by NoisyNaybour001(m): 11:48pm On Feb 01, 2019
Richdad50:
The last thing Buhari has is a perception of integrity which I believe remains a farce. But integrity alone does not make a legendary president, wisdom and vision does. Solomon never had absolute integrity but his wisdom to govern was unmatched.
Can you in all honesty board a plane if the pilot is not qualified but has integrity? Never! So why follow a man to nowhere because he has integrity. Why commit your future to a sailor who has no compass. Why?
A man I respect once said that if you meet a stranger stranded on the road looking for a ride, you stop and ask him where he is going to, only to say he doesn't know. Leave him and continue your ride. Two blind men cannot walk to safety. They must seek another who sees. Vision is key, a picture of the future, and he who leads men must see first for them.
I wish we all ride together to the height of success but, those who support a journey to nowhere makes it dificult. Those who support Buhari I find I may never give a lift.

#Richdad


respect! your always making so much sense in all your comments, God bless u real good, but how do u do it man? don't mind been a friend

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Romance / Re: She Got Mad Because I Didn't Go To Church by NoisyNaybour001(m): 7:08pm On Jan 28, 2019
franchasng:
That girl's conscience is still working despite any sins and its a good sign, and she truly loves you and planning to spend the rest of her life with you, that's why she is concerned about your spiritual life, please listen to her.

I used to have that same lackadaisical attitude towards going to Church on Sundays in the past, but thank God I have regained my sanity this year and my brother I can boldly tell you that it feels so good to be in the house of God, especially during worship and praise.

Don't listen to Nairaland atheists and pagans, take God serious and He will take your life and affairs serious.

Develop the strong love for God and you will always enjoy to be in the house of God not because of your girl or any other person.

Once again, that your girlfriend truly loves you and wishes to spend her life with you, reason she cares so much about your spiritual life, please listen to her it will pay you.

Some people might be saying don't you and your girlfriend have sex, that why then are you people wasting time going to Church

But I tell you, going to Church regularly and being committed to the things of God can make you hear some strong words of God that will change your life and make you stop fornication.

Also for any man or woman to be faithful to his or her partner in our present world of today filled with obscene immoralities and whatnot, you need divine grace and help, and that can only come through being close to God by hearing God's words and filling your soul, mind and spirit with the words of God; you can hardly achieve these things if you are not committed to Churxhy, tell yourself the truth.

Faith cometh by hearing and hearing and hearing, not just by hearing once or twice. Hearing the word of God repeatedly can develop your faith and make you flee from sins.

We all are sinners but we all need the daily grace of God to flee from sin. So keep going to Church and be listening to word of God, one day, God will penetrate your heart and make you change from sinful ways.

All the best

ur always making alot of sense in ur comment man, I don't know u personally but hey God bless u real good

@Op take this one In a million advice

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Politics / Re: Cute Pictures Of Toyin And Bukola Saraki In His Office by NoisyNaybour001(m): 12:45pm On Jan 28, 2019
Oshin56:
christian even she is a Deaconess
and she's married to saraki a Muslim... nice
where is she from ??
Politics / Re: Cute Pictures Of Toyin And Bukola Saraki In His Office by NoisyNaybour001(m): 7:57am On Jan 28, 2019
Pls is Saraki's wife a Muslim or Christian??
Romance / Re: How Do I Stop Watching Porn by NoisyNaybour001(m): 11:11pm On Jan 26, 2019
pls inbox me on whatsapp Op, I have help for you... zero seven zero eight six two three 1133
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Exchange Rate Policy Recipe For Disaster: Emefiele by NoisyNaybour001(m): 6:07pm On Jan 23, 2019
Guys let's settle this poo once an for all
like for Buhari share for Atiku

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Politics / Re: There'll Be No Difference Btw Buhari And Atiku, Think Outside The Slavery Box by NoisyNaybour001(m): 5:02pm On Jan 18, 2019
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lol, see dis one if I show u my account balance now u go bow
Politics / Re: There'll Be No Difference Btw Buhari And Atiku, Think Outside The Slavery Box by NoisyNaybour001(m): 12:20pm On Jan 18, 2019
Let's just settle this once and for all...
like for Akitu share for Buhari

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Politics / Re: The Pictures Of Atiku In The US Are Photoshopped. by NoisyNaybour001(m): 12:07am On Jan 18, 2019
Sparkle777:
Can somebody help me slap this op. angry

lol, d thing weak u ba

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Romance / Re: 1990 Ring Bearer And Little Bride Later Turned Husband And Wife In 2018 (Photos) by NoisyNaybour001(m): 5:33pm On Jan 17, 2019
mightyhazell:
them be age mates na.. A man shd gv his wife atleast 4years

lol, Oga leave that matter Dem Don marry Dem Don marry
Romance / Re: 1990 Ring Bearer And Little Bride Later Turned Husband And Wife In 2018 (Photos) by NoisyNaybour001(m): 5:32pm On Jan 17, 2019
Kennydoc:


You should look at their childhood pics. She was taller than the boy which means she was possibly older, or they were same age. Her face kinda looked younger to me sha.

Oga does it really matter, leave matters for Mattias na
Jokes Etc / Re: How Different Naija Girls Is Handling Stealing Of Pants Saga (meme Collections) by NoisyNaybour001(m): 1:40pm On Jan 17, 2019
kennygee:
That number 1, na to sit down watch am till e dry o.

what happen to your bathroom
Celebrities / Re: Don Little: My Parents Threw Me Away When I Was Born, I Forgive Them by NoisyNaybour001(m): 11:16am On Jan 17, 2019
EVILFOREST:

You have a solid point.
That’s how GOD WORKS.
Works mysteriously.

JOSEPH an example
Was Sold by his BROTHERS into Kingship

hmmm, so even Evilforest sabi bible...
.wonders shall never end
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Aki And Paw Paw’s #10yearchallenge Photo by NoisyNaybour001(m): 12:57pm On Jan 15, 2019
wonder233:
There is no pun there in the 1st place

lol, Mr Grills is mistaking pun for sacarsm

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Celebrities / Re: "Did You Pee On Yourself" - Comedian Bovi Asks Juliet Ibrahim by NoisyNaybour001(m): 5:11pm On Jan 14, 2019
someone just said she has 2 left legs..... nairalanders wicked sha ;Dsomeone just said she has 2 lrleft legs..... nairalanders wicked sha..loool
Politics / Re: Onnoghen’s Legal Team Arrive CCT, Onnoghen Not Yet In Sight by NoisyNaybour001(m): 10:41am On Jan 14, 2019
Hmm
Politics / Re: Buhari And Osinbajo On “The Candidates” (Live Updates) by NoisyNaybour001(m): 10:39am On Jan 14, 2019
lol, Febuhari will soon be here

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Celebrities / Re: Simi: I Haven't Gotten Decent Sleep In One Week by NoisyNaybour001(m): 3:05am On Jan 13, 2019
Angelina996:
I wonder o
lmao
Celebrities / Re: Simi: I Haven't Gotten Decent Sleep In One Week by NoisyNaybour001(m): 10:13pm On Jan 12, 2019
Angelina996:
I'm happy for you girl kiss Get a good sleep and continue bleeping happy.
Na only dem know why dem no make the invite public..

and y must dey make it public
Celebrities / Re: Man Caught,seriously Beaten And Disgraced While Trying To Steal Pants In Anambra by NoisyNaybour001(m): 5:14pm On Jan 12, 2019
farano:
Hmm me I've stopped wearing pants, so nothing to fear undecided

really?? so how do u cope around
Travel / Re: Tanker Explosion In Odukpani, Cross River Kills Many, Injures Others (Graphic) by NoisyNaybour001(m): 10:19pm On Jan 11, 2019
RIP
Celebrities / Re: Andy Murray Announces Retirement From Tennis by NoisyNaybour001(m): 7:25am On Jan 11, 2019
Igbo Amaka
Education / Re: Update On ASUU Meeting With Federal Government (pics) by NoisyNaybour001(m): 8:29pm On Jan 07, 2019
wintersnow:
It has been called off
how do u know

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