₦airaland Forum

i love strech marks, u get her number.? Vanitum vanitatis

Me and Lamidos children are tinkin of how to chop our 10B naira u r tinkin of bedbug....... Anyway Mix DDFORCE with water,kerosene and omo and fumigate your house make sure to use a sprayer, b4 my faza bcom a govfna we doing fumigasion por awa villlagg dutse

retaardeen is praying, ministers are stealing, efcc is sleeping, shepopo is bleaching, oritsejafor is bling-blinging. Jang is blackening.... Add ur own

me n my friends on sunday.

wicked friend u buy STAR N250 FOR YASEF COME BUY GOLDBERG N120 FOR OSAZE, ETF:end time friend

Medical officers who i suppose are qualified Medical Doctors 300,000 peanuts, Daddy i still maintain sending johnbull to skul is now a mistake!

if i dey go lagos na ifesinachi,no delay enuf food for road .

Define God and give two examples

Very true especially when eaten raw without peeling....Goodluck

why FBI and CIA when you can get OMBATSE naw naw?

Audu buyam por u champagne - u drink am ko, audu take am por u go BBC1 sitidio por landan - u fallaw am ko audu make am por u pamous wiz arambe ti mo fe ra ko. Now u wan do am shege ko, now audu tak hin kwaboko flog u 22million bulala ko. Kai aboki sarry for mysef walahi!

In this age when painting of houses is an art u want to curse ur house with black paint ok while u are at it make sure you buy a black rug,black fridge,black mattress n bed, black utensils,black car etc...im off before u add me to ur blackbook.

WE ARE NOTHING BUT PENCIL IN THE HANDS OF THE CREATOR! (sexymama u make me laf sottay wata run away my eye..kai).

wich kain ogogoro shepopo bring from s/korea come give shoeless otuoeke man ?

Must you play football,why dont you go to Yemen and learn a new trade...yes i am islamophobic. ETT

NL has taught me that the THINGs called GARRI has been used by everybody at some TIME, i cannot END this discourse without saying kudos to Seun who has promised that nobody can ever ban me.

u get job come dey ask useless question! If him like make him no go, after him go come say him be member of Natl Asso of Unemploy Grads! Nansenses

prof. Attahiru jega, i doff my hat.

Thank you for helping the Nigerian police of rome!

elumelu left with all the whole money.

we cook it like that becos thats how Flora Lugard thought us! Off i go b4 am tempted to write ETT!

nothing like muslim vegetarian, wat will happen to all the suya, shaki,ngwongo and kilishi dat is waiting for them in aljanna?

if to say na kris okotie chorch, kris oyakilome membas 4 don burn am n vice varsa!if to say na effcc office icpc 4 don am,if to say na ameachi house pat..... 4 don burn am,if to say na oduduwa shrine amadioha member for don burn am an vice varsa!

My mother knows that am 30 yrs old,my friends think i 29 ,my cv says am 28,actually i feel like am 22! Capishe..

The sagacity of ur sanguine and cantankarus decision not to revere the holy One will lead u to damnation...

NoNsense for UJ we bin dey watch BF for common room,4years later u see we dey madt?

is she related to Ras KIMono

i wan drink ijebu garri.

its called SHINGE in hausa,delicious as it was then count me out now!

i com dey look dis yeye tin now my garri don over soak,nonsense!

All dis women sef,u go watch ball dem complain,u drink beer,complain.u smoke cigar,complain.u smoke weed,complain..na wao mtshwee!

dapmillz: Well, I wear good quality shirts, so I hardly see my kinda shirt on a low status individual. Low status people don't wear good things nah...

bunkum!