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Dubemkelly: This shud be moved 2 comedy section

oya move am to comedy section naa

My friend got this as a souvenier in a wedding.can u use this as souvenier during ur wedding..if yes;let us knw ur reasons.if no;let us knw ur reason as well..cnt stop laughing

daa1: Can't u be a little nice?

am sory

Love is a beautiful thing..smiles..dnt u think so?though there re gud and bad times,buh there must be an xperience that rily thrills ur mind when u talk abt ur partner..as for mine...blushes] his really a sight for sour eyes lol let's know urs..share ur xperience wit us..

;DDo u snore?catch,cook n eat a froG

Jega wants xtablishment of election offences tribunal before 2015 polls...the chairman of inec said the tribunal wuld help restore sanity to the country's electoral process and deter people from committing electoral offences.do u agree with him?what other measures do u recommend?

Adaeze003: Lipsylicious haf vex sha. Lmao!

Well, I don't know much about politics and I really don't care . It just doesn't interst me 4 now. Does that make my any less a lady?

lipsyliscious: F**k d term 'lady'! I'm gonna do whatever I lyk, being a lady won't make ASUU call off d strike!

ha..who said u shuldnt do wah u lyk.abeg dnt tk it psonal.no hard feelings.its a free world

A lady bares it all for her man inside but hides it from evry other man outside.a lady undstands and values time wt her maker.she knws she is nothing wtout him.a lady does nt consume bottles of beer;she knws its unladylike.a lady does nt smoke;its for riffraffs.a lady knws a lot abt govt and politics nt jst beauty and fashion.a lady does nt kip boyfriends;she nutures a relationship.a lady undstands that one of the way's to a mans hrt is hs belly so she feeds him wt d ryt things.a lady undstands dt her long nails is an evidence dt dia re things she cnt do in and for the home.if she mst fix,it shuld be moderate. A lady not a girl is a friend to her man..umm are u alady? For men,is dt girl u love a lady??

Evry girl wants to be addressed as a lady.the truth is this: not evry grown up girl is a lady.we hv only few ladies. A lady does not flash a man for him to call back.a lady does not completely depend on a man for survival.she does it herslf mosttyms.a lady does not act or pretend bc she mst be acceptd by a guy.a lady dresses to bring out a feminine side by wearing the ryt tin for her body type while being kiaful nt to expose wat shuld be properly. Covered bc she knws its apreciated wn hidden.brb pls

See evry guy around you as a brother.respect,honour,value and regard them.learn to be submissive,you dnt hv to be a slave,let the man take leadership,not necessarily letting him tel u wat to do in ur lyf.no man likes a woman who argues always.evry man has an ego,and if u dnt knw how to handle that ego,the man is gona feel that u are competing wt him.a woman mst adorn herslf wt a meek and godly beauty.beauty is linked to ur gud works.if u are nt feminine wt the way u do things,a man wil run away from u.a man is there to lead the home and the woman to inspire him.a godly woman is a well kept lady.ever reaching out to give.that's all for now

[quote author=190-the-clown]if she got a juicy pu$$ie as good as yours why not [/quote]clown u re sick.dnt use dt here again.a litle bit of decency pls

[quote author=190-the-clown]^Honey how about we get ready to mingle and rumble [/quote]sweedie hw abt u chk my nxtdoor neighbour

[quote author=osayande2020]My brains says single but my hearts say complicated [/quotehehehe I wnt to beliv u aint confused

[quote author=190-the-clown]more like hapatitis B, C,D vitamin K, F, G, E , D for strong bones and teeth thats relationship status [/quote]

king of pool: Friends With Benefit................op..........i wanna ask u som tin......................(i dnt ever fall in love.........cos i dnt have lovin heart.........but am carin wit gud heart..........som gals dat i did friends wit benefit before always say am gud for marriage is dia any tin am to do..........(by dey way i dnt believe in human love exist)

jeeh!!lyk seriously u dnt bliv human love exist?dts a fat lie.nw.wn u love,u care.if u re a caring guy wt a gud hrt dn u re simply a luving guy.simple

As funy and unbelievable as it may sound,I was jst an eye witness to this incident.though I won't mention the name of the said church.lastwk I was invited by a friend to a church program in her church.well I went for the program.during the intercessory prayer..the congregation was a bit distracted by noise coming. From the back seat..later I gathered that an usher walked up to a guy blivd to be a firsttimer and askd him to move to the front row.the guy declined telin the usher that he dosnt lyksitting in the front row.the said ushEr immediately went. To the altar and rported the firsttimer to the pastor.the pastor quickly rushed to the person conducting the intercessory prayer,collected the microphone from him and annouced the incident ,asking the ushers to push the poor guy out of the church.the pastor jst distracted evrybody.infact me slf I come regret why I even attend that kind church.buh my question now is should a man of God act that way??dia shuld be orderliness in the house of God

Umm let's know ur relationship status.dn lie abt it. 1 single. 2 in a relationship. 3 its complicated. 4 confused. 5 waiting. 6 broken hearted. 7 in love. 8 married. 9 divorced. 10 mutual understanding. 11 forever alone. As for me,am waiting. Lol

gunners160: My sis enjoy ur life jo.wen u get 2 30 yrs old nd ur face don full wit pimples nd rinkles u wuld stop all dis child play.besides who told u dat love shuld b 1 sided.d guy shuld b d 1 killin himself everyday sha no wonder 80000 women protested at zamfara state complainin of scarcity of husband

u re sick

lomaxx: Too much stress in Nigerian relationships, I've noticed. Too much role-playing. Too much tales of who should do this or who is meant to do that.

Why cant two people accept the fact that they like each other and move on with their lives? What's all the drama for?

to much stress in nigerian relationships..no.too much role playing,yes..dia'v got to be that.its a heart u wil be dealing with not a stone two people acpt the fact that they like each other and move on with their lives huh?do u think its as easy as that?

usermane: Sorry, but i cannot agree with u, you know that guys pass through the same thing. They shower you with gifts,acts of kindness and mercy with no strings attached but u reject them coldly. U play with their emotion and only love yourselves and you eventually break their heart.
No one is saying go asking guys out or making the moves carelessly. But hidding your feelings,holding back and refusing to initiate anything is unfair. If u don't trust him enough to ask him out,plan a date, or surprise him pleasantly then u don't love him in the first place.
Then if he doesn' t appreciate you or your good will, my friend find a more deserving guy. And am sure he 'll regret his ingratitude. Ingrates only value what they have lost. Love should be two sided not one sided.

are u kidding me?plan a date or surprise him?wah?re u buying hs love.I stil nt agree wt u.allow d man do his thing hs own way.it earns more respect

The kingdom of God suffreth violence and the violence take it by force.plss is this one included?

Thi is anoda reason why its smart to keep ur feelings and emotions to urslf until u hv a clear read on his love for you.why is this crucial?bc whenever a woman takes the lead in a relationship,whether it is doing the caling,sugesting a date or professing love,the deviltakes ur gud intentions and turns them into wrong impressions lol.. Suddenly ,an impulsive move of gud will on ur part is interpretd as u closing in on him or chasing him.all doz cute cards,surprises,thougjtful gifts bcom a vise that threatens to squeez the lyf out of the interest he has in u.this trigers panic in hs hrt and he begins to fight for space in order to grab some control of the rlationshp.he needs to sort through hs feelings for u wtout ur help.umm I jst tink dz is d bst template to handle men..dnt jst hurry girl.u re a gud thing remember? So relax and let him take d lead

[left][/left]Beware one chance keke in town...d history of one chance startd in lagos state wn some criminals. Usd comercial buses or taxis to rob unsuspecting passengers.recently,members of d abia state amalgamated tricycle operators[asatoa]taskforce led by edu impoundeda keke belonging to suspected one chance operators who attempted to rob a lady.edu and hs team disclosed this while handing over the keke to mr cy the head of d asatoa taskforce unit.according to edu,the victim of one chance operator was convinced to sit in the midle of two men wt d view dt one of the men would soon alight.the lady who suspectd the gestures quickly took her handbag and held it in her hands.few mins later she discovered that her handbag has been skillfully torn open.the lady raised an alarm as the keke luckily stumbled into the asatoa task force close to the railway crossing at factory road aba.the driver and the other two passengers abandoned the keke and disapeared into the railway tracks.the asatoa taskforce brought the keke to their office and thereafter discovered dt the keke has nt been registered and it has been operating wtout any emblem,tickets.the asatoa's spokesman decried d activities of hoodlums who tarnish the image of the geniue keke operators.and adviced all the keke operators to dully register dia keke before use.I hv provided some safety tips on hw to avoid the one chance.they include; 1:donot board any keke with no bold registration no on it. 2 do not enter when a passenger comes out for u to enter in d middle. 3 for talkactives,do not join in any topic raised in the keke.esp businx or sports topics. 4 question or reject any short cut than the normal route u knw. 5 ask the driver to lower the sound if hs music is too loud.somtyms d onechance operators high d music so that you cannot be heard even when u shout. 6 donot sleep ina keke. 7demand to alight if u suspect any moves. 8donotboard keke alone when u re drunk. 9 donot let the driver drop someone u dnt knw in hs house bfore droppn you. 10 hold ur purse ,hand bags,wallets or any of ur valuables on ur hands.place on ur laps. 11 avoid night movements. Note:some of this tips are also applicable to taxis and buses

I luv braids.it brings out more d feminity in u and mks u luk vry natural

k2039: You never jam correcct love. Love defies logic and protocol.

pls dias nufin lyk correct love.dts tautology.love is love dts why its cald love.why waste tym loving someone who dosnt love u.love shuld be a mutual tin.love defies logic n protocols only wn both parties re involved.its actualy stupid wn u end up luvin someone who dosnt love u.u culd do crazy stufs bc of dt.and d pson mite end up luvin u out of pity.now wn someone loves u out of pity..u knw wat dt means huh.u dnt go arund acting lonely and begging for love.pls n pls values shuld be spelt out n respected

adeaugustus: I read somewhere, that initially, love is never a mutual feeling, the second party will grow to love you when you let them know you love them.

So when you love somebody and they don't love you (just yet) ensure the love you have for them is enough to sustain both of you until they learn/grow to love you. Often, when you become their friends, the feeling changes from love to like. Then you would be glad, that you never make the mistake of asking them out on a date.

NB: Don't take my comment too serious, I've never love someone, other than my family members.

then u need a serious deliverance.hw cn u luv jst ur familymembers.dts selfisHness.u nidto hv a beta undstandn of love

Ha!! I hear pple say women dz women dt..as a lady wn it comes to d affairs of d hrt I practice protocols.u end up loving someone who dosnt love u bk bc u moved ahead of d pson first.u mxtnt move ahead of a man.if u re hs frnd,act lyk one.wn u bcome hs galfrnd,act lyk one too and wn u bcome hs wife,u also act dt way too.moving ahead of pple leaves u open to xperience d pain of rejection.

Danhumprey: LMAO @ "get lost" and "get me my 9". Some Jehovah Witnesses tend to believe that they must preach to somebody,no matter what. They can be so irritating at times.

and d worst and annoying part is dt dy cn neva let u preach to them.

Ofcos its real.soo real.sometyms spirit husband or wife culd cause delayed marriage.