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hmm! more milk,try umh! wats it called dere's dis drug 4 hands,skin and hair,its quite affordable.it really works.den use close up 2 brush ur teeth and brush twice everyday

65? i xpect something better

What a question! @poster
Use ur tongue to count ur teeth,if u want to hear from us as they have sent you so dat you can start a war,tell them u dint succeed on nairaland ok? Start threads that are inspiring and educating not problem prone threads.o so kwa gi!

Pls how can any1 say stella is prettier than omotola,stella is beautiful no doubt but omotola is more,dem no get boobs but omotola try 4 up pass stella,then 4get omotola's hips,God! Stella no try.then omotola's skin dey like glass unless she rubbed oil the last time i checked.i no say dem gather pimples but just as omotola's name implies she hot and stella's not

hey God! this thread has made my morning,i don laugh so tey , !me,im not ugly so i cant say how it feels to feel that way.if you think any part of you is a problem ,isn't that complex?
@adam brody
you are one funny and interesting character,never a dull moment.
nairalanders,no comment!

@black mamba
[table]"If you're an artist, been in the zone might actually enhance your ability to create. Unfortunately most humans are not naturally endowed with such talents[/table]"

listen, i'm an artist,ive never smoked or gotten high for inspiration,if your not naturally endowed and you are an artist then go through other works of people,you can get inspiration from them.when i need inspiration and a lil outta ideas i listen to cool music.and to the poster marijuana is not life,yes its not doing anything to you now but its building up, before you know it you are out of control. violence sets in,oh please! even satan will give you something and tell you its goodness and vice versa,its left for you to choose your part,no body who has taken weed and stopped has anything good to say about what it does to your system except being high,you get high to forget issues,what about when the highness clears,you come back to face your issues waiting for you just where you left them.i cant date some one who smokes that cos i know alot of people who do that and they have nothing to show for it,how can you dwell on something that will make you go mad one day,even to some people who take it for the 1st time go mad,then later you'll tell us how people in the village dont want you to succeed. anyway,i wont tell anyone to stop till when you grow up to know your left from your right.

what am i doing here?how did i find myself here? abeg ,abeg,this thread is completely useless.what!!please. sorry oh!

this is super story! sing with me pls. fiction! lies ,lies lies. please how old is this poster?her english no even straight,what does she take nairalanders for? una even dey tell am wetin to do.the gist is very unreal,abeg

does this man think he can just come up with anythng and expect us to swallow it,do we look like idiots,ye we may be helpless and silent but we know what we want,and where its hooking us,shey they say its he who's wearing the hoe that knows where its paining him. all this immunity thing is just gist,camouflage and every other way we can hink of to deceive us like he's good not with the other corrupt leaders,abeg!

the roads are really terrible,the last time i checked,sango was really messed up,esp the roundabout along the abeokuta express way,gbenga daniels do something

! ogun

c'mon its not like we are surprised,haba! this is no news now,i cant believe some people expected the supreme cot court to send him home,abeg,can someone please up another gist that will hold us spell bound

ha ha ha

my arsenal,for better for worse,afterall everyday is not xmas,we win and sometimes we lose,anyhow i don't wanna know,gunners for life

@na2day
sorry, i didnt see the thread on nysc,or cant remember.what actually did you want to find out,do you still want to know or have you found answers?can i be of help?

girls should not be banned from serving in banks but should be banned from marketting,i was posted to the bank but after sitting down and checking what i was getting into i reported late and had to be rejected, i got a better place where i go to work without fears and my soul is at peace with me, many pple thought i was stupid for not rushing to work in the bank,anything that would make you feel totally useless dont do it, not for selfish gains.or better still it should be a thing of choice,if you want to market,good! if you dont,fine! your job remains

inyanya deserved to win,it was obvious abeg! forget the nigerian thing that guy is blessed.i think he won cos much wasnt expected of him and he gave his best,if the show was in ghana,he'd still win, ho ha!

i have a pocket pc for sale,used it for 3mths.(HP) how much can it go for?pls i need a buyer with a resonable price

ah! this man has actually brain washed you,so you actually think if he had been deported, he would have still married you? even with his naija wife? oh, please! all his talks then were strategies to get you to make his stay possible,any desperate hussling naija guy can say anything to satisfy their thirst,gal,open your eyes.what more do you want to hear? oh! you might die staying with him?? exactly,cos he'll keep frustrating you.one day he might just come and run away with your kid,leaving you with nothing.shine your eyes ,or you plan to come to naira land again? make hay while the sun shines

~i would never buy a pen when resuming but will go back with like 50 pens.
~would lift buckets from under bunks,take them out of the room,turn out the water into my buckets. go to watch in the morning,cursing and swearing with them.
~in my ss3, my set gals would go to the dining hall before time, eat and turn food into nylon bags and head for the hostel,leaving the owners of the table and the food hungry for a while before something is done.
~ always eager to hear when lesbians are caught,so i could join in beating them up esp my seniors
~smuggle in indomie,sardine,spices etc contrabands through the day students. soak and eat them when its soft.
~we had this very lazy maths mistress who was also our senior boarding mistress,she was so lazy she couldnt record our scores and time was actually going so i decided to help one day i went to see her cos i was the acting house prefect,oh boy! see gbege, most of my friends didnt make up to 45 which was the cut off,so i assisted by increasing their marks for free,from 1st term,ah i became their heroine.
~so many lil things i'd rem later

hey God! una no go kill person 4 nairaland o!
@j-girl
u rock! nice talk there.

@beebop
u are so funny,i couldnt help but laugh at the sarcasm u put up there,don't mind all this fake people who cant face reality even when its glaring,go gal!

@poster
you have a life of your own,move on please! its clear he doesnt want you.you wont die if you stay without him,please. maybe one day he'll come back for his son,get out of your misery please,he is not worth it. ok! his papers aint complete right except he has a child,thats why he hasn't said "leave" how do you know some one doesnt have a child for him some where else and thats his strenght or worst still treat you like cow dung,knowing you love him get through with you and leave you in the worst of conditions.on my part,2 years is enough patience,now that you have the strenght,follow your heart,and i believe its saying "GO"

@namun
thanks dear!

@enitan
please dont misunderstand my point,i'm not praising the man for cheating.i said if he really loves her 2years is too long a time for him not to realise she has a child for him, who knows maybe the guy is even married to some one else, i mean before he met her. according to her,they got married ,did she state if it was contract or the church thing where his family will be involved? she said they got married cos he was about to be deported,excuse me?did i make that up?yes the man is not justified for cheating but i believe they had an agreement and maybe it has expired,she said he doesnt like condoms.lets face reality,was the marriage for love,companionship,help and multiplication? or for helping him out get his papers to avoid being deported?at least we have heard alot of stories where people do the contract agreement thing?she and the guy dont even stay in the same place,oh please! she wants him,he doesnt want her,why kill yourself? move on with your life or better still keep enduring and wait for heaven to change his mind.what if this guy has kids and a happy family in naija already?he married on contract to get what he wanted.i dont why i'm seeing things from this angle but its reality.

@enitan
did she admit? she said she wants to leave. what were the circustances that led to their marriage? the guy cheats,yes he is a bastard. but is she perfect?all through the two years they've been having issues.what has she been doing? i dont believe in judging from a perspective,we should hear from both parties.or better still tell us a lil bit of her Bleep ups too? but i repeat if after everything he is still guilty then let her leave for her own good.

this is a message to all ladies, please please and please, dont get pregnant to tie a man down. you don't know what is on his mind,men can be heartless if they choose to,dont think he'll mellow down when he sees a child. don't ever seem desperate, any man that can't love you and cherish you for who you are is not worth the stress. when you start making babies, dont relax cos you are married keep being the agile ,sexy person you were before he married you. please,if you want to keep your man and not complain at every given opportunity?

gal,
did you say you are european?   your name is chukwu ify? then the love must have been strong 4 you to have changed your name.you have a son for him? you have not really been close for some years? how old is your son? see, before you marry some one there are signs, did you just jump into marriage? maybe he married you for green card, i mean, i dont see why a man would not be interested in his child,  if he married you in the first place. was it a contract marriage? maybe you were really sexy when you met but you've gone so fat and lazy, c'mon. since he is no longer interested in you anymore,talk to him,hear from him what the cold shoulder is all about, or maybe you were desperate before you met him and since he was also desperate to avoid being deported,he took advantage of you do you know if he had someone in nigeria before you met?someone he's in love with? he might not want the child maybe you got pregnant to tie him down. lets not call this man a loser or anything yet ,is this woman homely enough to be made a wife? and if you answer this questions and he is still guilty then girl,you know your worth,leave cos he will never change,how long did you say it has been?

please dont ever let your pastor dictate to you unneccesarily,if its not in your heart to do whatever,dont. cos God sees the works we do from our heart, i mean whole heartedly not forced.