₦airaland Forum

rifasenate11:
that's why it's good to be a coded man. no robber will dare near your house

Show ur self man!

churchee:
The only Lucy I know is a Hollywood movie.

Oh! I just remembered my primary school mate 12 years ago.

That movie make brain tho

caseclosed:
Why be say na pope go baptize am?

Hian, see beef o

Johnbosco77:
Bambam, will dash her 45milla na.
Abi is Teddy A not a rich homie??
What I'm I even saying...
Let me come and b going

How is he rich Abeg, help us share his profile. I been dey Yankee no guarantee been rich o

ifyalways:
Needy?

Her mom dey somewhere believing her daughter is in school or working somewhere.
May God help us.

My brother shun that thing, some Mama Knows what their daughters do o, it's all about the money o

Bellarod05:
OK now...Grazias

Hope u saw the explanations?

Bellarod05:
Tell me what's up ...am been security conscious.

I've expantiated what I meant below mate

This one don enter child's play.

Almost did a sex tape with my oyibo woman years ago, as I told her about it, she was over excited, na so I pinch myself. This na woman wey no dey even like view soft porn. Hmm

The stupid guy just made the guy more popular tho, if it's true, in a couple of days, there will be loads of searches on Naija artist leaked sex tapes from all over the world. Then pple will then turn to view and download his hit tracks. Thereby, increasing his demands from promoters, last last who loose.

Who no dey straf?? As no be rape matter.

Runtown, abeg, with this give us another smashing hit to its effect Jared. Rubbish

Must you sell it? Abi u dey forbid to enjoy life? Tell ur sisters or female neighbours to arrange better stew, Easter don set., and share with the wee kids. Thank God those wee kids behind was not used for breakfast by the Snake.

chedom123:
please someone called me now that he saw the car and hanged up, but he called with a private number that I can't call him back, I believe he got my contact from here, pls if u are the one kindly flash me with your number now so that I can call you back

U see what I meant when I said na person wey know man dey kill am!
How come he has ur number?
At this point, let's thank God for you life tho

Bellarod05:
How can this be done...please give me a clue[..oh i see you jokingquote author=nonix22 post=66256579]Bros, me no get tracker o. But I have 3 mins timer, anti-theft alarm system, and I lock my steering each time I park. any man who wants to carry my car must have to do that at gun point. God forbid. na joke o

I wasn't joking, this is not a joking matter

Bellarod05:
How can this be done...please give me a clue[..oh i see you jokingquote author=nonix22 post=66256579]Bros, me no get tracker o. But I have 3 mins timer, anti-theft alarm system, and I lock my steering each time I park. any man who wants to carry my car must have to do that at gun point. God forbid. na joke o

How can what be done? U mean locking of steering? Turn the steering wheel to the left, it locks itself. Only the car's assigned keys can conveniently enter the ignition and start the car at this point. Tho, I still have the 3mins timer, if the sharp man eventually puts a key in d ignition, the car won't start unless he knows where the button of the timer is. Then for the anti-theft alarm, ensure to park ur car close to pple's view, as u dey come down, hail them, make they know say na u park the car there. With the alarm system, if u open the door without the knob, it sets off immediately thereby alerting onlookers, it will keep beeping till the person ie you with the knob turns it off.
When I said na joke, I meant I pray nothing to be ambushed at gun point. That's all mate

no be set up man. In UK, if woman tells u no, and u do sharp guy pull her clothes, then put while she quietly stares at you. Na rape o, if she raise the matter o

No be for here wey be say if you try am, the babe go begin avoid your street.

Irukkanews:
It is indeed, I wonder what evidence they have because it all looks like a set up

chai, nwanne, idi mean. console the guy nah, and give him hope

KingAzari:
Mgbuka Obosi straight... the engine of that car is probably firing a flying both right now somewhere in Niger-Delta and the rest of the parts.
Sorry.

Once this type of Toyota(Camry or Corolla) is gone, it is gone forever.

Bros, me no get tracker o. But I have 3 mins timer, anti-theft alarm system, and I lock my steering each time I park. any man who wants to carry my car must have to do that at gun point. God forbid. na joke o

lakesider:
Which help do u want now .
How much is car tracker that u cannot buy

point of correction man; ...stolen at Nkpor, not Onitsha

wetin carry you go there? cos you sound as if you don't reside there. Na who know man dey do am strong thing.

Was it secured with simple security systems??

nairaman66:
Do you live around first avenue Gwarinpa close to Crunch Cafe?

Na so e dey start

seconded man

paymentvoucher:
I always Love that Sound when I give them mouth action and play with the tiny thing in between




OP, All these your diseases can't survive in Nigeria joor because Nigeria Mouth action is different from Foreign Mouth action

Me: What then happens to those that clock 16 and their Mum or dad can buy them a car

My American friend: They pick an available AR-17, go into school and start shooting with the claim that the world is not fair/ even some become baby mamas before 16.

Me: SMH

The American dream

not really. but indomie generation

Radicalface:
this girl Don der clock 26.

hitting the head on the wall is peculiar to an infection on dogs, I hope its not what caught her

RIP, my school mate

Give my girlfriend wey her hand never strong car to drive cos wetin be mine be hers. hmm, if i hear

Ur head dey there bro

Bsideboi:
I still prefer the design of the older camrys.

The dapchi release, Episode 2

the guy dey chop so, I'm I the only one seeing he looks underfed

RIP man

this one go fit do anything

lifestyle1:
How she wan they pound yam or turn amala with that kind long nails ?

who will look after the kids now; all cos of ordinary straffing.

Next thing nah, they will be forced to follow the foot step of their mother.

May God see them thru

exactly, what i though man

holluwai:
Everything na connection

no wahala bro.

noted

AreaFada2:
Dude the guy qualified as an engineer and became a lecturer in Nigeria. He also has kids that are now grown up. How is that waste of time in Europe?

Do you mean that those who return to marry in 9ja never divorce or become widowers? Should he have married a 75 years old lady when there are many under 35 ladies running from one mega church to the next looking for husband?

Unless you have been married for about 40 years, you cannot 100% say you know how your marriage will pan out.

FYI, I did not marry anybody abroad for paper or anything else. But still I cannot claim to be wise like King Solomon for my choice. It just happened to work out. Other did what looked best for them at the time but didn't quite work out.

this your medical term this early morning na wa o.
I can't say exactly man. If you have an alternative of moving around, just park the car. cos mechanics and auto wire go use you do Easter and you might not still fix the ride o.

soberdrunk:
So the prognosis is Nothing serious abi?

just park the ride for one corner while your trusted mechanic returns, and save your self the stress. maybe your fuel line from your engine to the fuel tank is disconnected or broken

soberdrunk:
Bros Abeg as i start my Kia Rio fuel pours like shower from under the engine, what could be the cause? Mechanic that i trust is out of town and i want to call a new mechanic so i want to have an idea of the problem before them collect money way nor dey from my hand.......

the babe don baff herself with cream finish, come tear eye join; i know how she be that year nah. Not a fan