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TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: 2 Evicted Housemates Will Return To The House by nonix22(m): 11:23pm On Mar 18, 2018
XML33:
Cabal calls BBNaija Organizers(BO).

Cabal: Why is my candidate not on the show?

BO: She was evicted, Sir.

Cabal: How could you let her get evicted?

BO: She had the lowest votes after nomination, Sir.

Cabal: I want her back on the show.

BO: But Sir, she's already been evicted.

CABAL: No Buts. I want her back on the show within two weeks.

BO: Okay Sir. We'll try to bring her back as a fake housemate.

CABAL: No. I want her to still compete like the others.

BO: But Sir, wouldn't she have an advantage over the other housemates? This would skew the show in many ways. We'd be breaking our own rules.

CABAL: I don't care. I just want her back on the show. I don't want to hear any more excuses from you.

BO: Okay Sir. We'll see what we can do. I promise that she'll be back in two weeks time.
U just made my night, I can now sleep in peace ✌
Politics › Re: Aliu Sabiu, Katsina Speaker Snubs Woman’s Handshake (Photos) by nonix22(m): 11:53pm On Mar 16, 2018
I can't wait for the day I have the opportunity to straf a pretty hausa lady
Car Talk › Re: World First Transparent Car Launched In Germany by nonix22(m): 11:31pm On Mar 16, 2018
divinehand2003:
The future is here.
Awaiting transparent clothes too.
U don spoil finish
TV/Movies › Re: Pepsi Gives Leo And Ifu Ennada N5 Million They Won On BBNaija (Photos) by nonix22(m): 4:31pm On Mar 16, 2018
this show is a pure waste of valuable time
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Abduct 21-Year-Old Man In Abia, Kill Him After 4 Days (Photos) by nonix22(m): 3:05pm On Mar 16, 2018
the infamous nwaAmaikpe; I now see why they hail you left, right and centre.
Jisi ike
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


So sad,
He died with an erection.

But OP how can you call this man with massive kodo a boy?
Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Drowns At A Beach In Cyprus (Photos) by nonix22(m): 1:30pm On Mar 16, 2018
How many hausa you know wey dey bear Babatunde?? This should be a Yoruba Muslim
DeadRat:
You No Sabi swim. You Go De Swim... See Your Life... And Na Hausa boy, who Teach Hausa Man how To Swim?
Events › Re: Traditional Marriage Of A  Dwarf And His Bride In Delta State (Photos) by nonix22(m): 1:19pm On Mar 16, 2018
FATALITY
KIDfurniture:
This is very romantic & the hubby is handsome
Romance › Re: Chinese Boss Caught Having Sex On Boardroom Table With A Junior Employee by nonix22(m): 10:13am On Mar 16, 2018
eh yaa, the junior staff is even covering her face in shyness cry
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Throwback Photos Of Cee-C, Tobi And Anto by nonix22(m): 10:00am On Mar 16, 2018
Nna eh
royalamour:
Imagine c cee as your uncle's wife. With her kind of attitude, can a survive a week?

She threatened to shout molestation if Tobi touched her. Imagine the Jezebel. Wicked girl.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Wife Of Donald Trump Junior Files For Divorce by nonix22(m): 9:49am On Mar 16, 2018
if na for naija, she will die there o, as na big man pikin, and big man himself
Romance › Re: Couple Having Sex In Lagos Cinema Video: Don Jazzy Reacts by nonix22(m): 9:44am On Mar 16, 2018
if you sue in naija, na you go tire drop the gad damn case. the stress ain't worth it.
emror4u:
If it's me, I will so sue the cinema eh, and make sure they go bankrupt while paying damages... angry angry angry
TV/Movies › Re: Yang Dan, Chinese Weather Woman Hasn't Aged For 22 Years On TV Screen by nonix22(m): 3:05pm On Mar 14, 2018
her neck age a wee bit tho.

But this is good
Celebrities › Re: Ifu Ennada: CDQ Didn't See My Vagina, Ogun Will Visit Him For "One-Night Stand" by nonix22(m): 2:10pm On Mar 14, 2018
Like your pix.
That's badass
FemiEddy:
Mad people everywhere grin
Education › Re: Perfect Payback For Lecturer Who Failed Me For 6 Years In The University by nonix22(m): 12:45pm On Mar 14, 2018
If I was the one, after helping him, I will never give him my number or pick his calls; let his conscience be the judge.

Some people always forget that this world is like a round table- today your front will be filled with goodies, and next day it may become empty.

This also happens in our work places- So called Oga(s) will feel you will continue to be under them for life...

May God always give Us such heart as yours to be able to forgive. You really handle the situation like Adult.
na confirm elder you be.

Weldone Sir wink
Crime › Re: Ugandan Imam Who Defiled 2-Year-Old Girl Jailed For Life by nonix22(m): 12:29pm On Mar 14, 2018
Tufia papa. I spit on your grave embarassed embarassed
Health › Re: A Round Grey Painless Spots On My Joystick, Please Help! by nonix22(m): 12:28pm On Mar 14, 2018
pix of the joystick , or I don't believe you
Culture › Re: How True Is This?(photo) by nonix22(m): 2:23pm On Mar 13, 2018
she is correct in a way; If I want to do a deal either big or small- I come across Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa: I bet, I will go for the latter
Crime › Re: Suicide Note Of Delta Banker Released By Her Husband by nonix22(m): 2:15pm On Mar 13, 2018
from the Umukoro's reply; I know her type already
Politics › Re: Governor Kashim Shettima Interacting With Poor Masses (Photos) by nonix22(m): 2:12pm On Mar 13, 2018
...as election is around the corner grin
Family › Re: Can The Marriage Last? (disturbing Photo) by nonix22(m): 2:11pm On Mar 13, 2018
How is the photo disturbinghuh
Celebrities › Re: Ernest Asuzu: "I Had Regular Sex When I Was Down With Stroke" by nonix22(m): 3:00pm On Mar 12, 2018
you badt finish. close enough tho grin
crackhouse:
Maybe he thought he was gonna die so he wanted to fuv.k everything out of his wife to make sure nothing remain before he die.
Politics › Re: Senate Confirms Members Receive N13.5 Million Monthly, Separate From Salaries by nonix22(m): 10:11am On Mar 12, 2018
Running cost from where to wherehuh

Chai!

There is God o
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade's "Wakandan" Theme 29th Birthday Pool Party (Photos) by nonix22(m): 9:40am On Mar 12, 2018
I think say na only me see am o, e no fear you??
ellahzy:
that one wey nakedd so follow for wakanda? huh
Politics › Re: Lamido Ogbeh Defrauds Pakistani Of N194m (Photo) by nonix22(m): 8:50am On Mar 12, 2018
this kind deal no be one man deal. Unless he is the scape goat
Science/Technology › Re: Huge Turtle Captured In Famgbe Yenagoa, Bayelsa State (Photos) by nonix22(m): 11:51pm On Mar 11, 2018
ednut1:
Yeye turtle. U no see sao tome go. Na nigeria u see
So u think say them better pass Naija?
Travel and see
NYSC › Re: A Female Corper Crushed By A Train In Lagos (Graphic Photos) by nonix22(m): 12:27pm On Mar 09, 2018
JEEZ!
What if...

What if she had a missing script and failed to join her mates for NYSC at this timehuh

what if she was unable to complete her final year schools, to enable to her clearance then prepare for NYSChuh

What if she was unable to afford earphones that made her not hear the sound of our wacky trainhuh

What if she was ill at this day, or had a minor injury and was unable to go out for CDS??

Infact, what if she was posted to another state, and cried sleeplessly "that Lagos, na there I will serve o"huh

This is to bad. God give the family the fortitude to bear this great loss.
Crime › Re: How A Facebook User Was Scammed Of #1000 At Victoria Island (must Read) by nonix22(m): 12:12pm On Mar 09, 2018
LEARNER grin
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Nina Had MouthAction With Miracle by nonix22(m): 12:00pm On Mar 09, 2018
this girl go dey straf eh. Ukwu nnu!
Christianity Etc › Re: Anglican Church Refuses Man Holy Communion Because Of His Beard. Photo by nonix22(m): 8:36am On Mar 09, 2018
Lets leave that for the pastor to reiterate; I suppose, he is not the first to keep beards in the Anglican church
iamBlissA:
In Anglican, they drink from one cup and if you keep beard it might enter d cup. During confirmation, u are always advice to keep dem short n women to abstain from make up on dat day to avoid contermination of d wine....sorry dear
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy On BBNaija Nina & Miracle Love: "I Have Had A Babe Like Nina Before" by nonix22(m): 8:48am On Mar 08, 2018
my brother, e no fear you!
DaddyKross:
People get wahala. Wetin concern una if e no marry, is he your uncle or are you his next of kin ?
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Fans Campaign For Miracle With Bottled Water (picture) by nonix22(m): 10:17am On Mar 07, 2018
Hope Efe has done something for those that voted for him, abi na to dey travel up and down shooting those him MUSIC VIDEOS??
Crime › Re: Lady Who Stole 4 Phones At University Of Uyo Caught (Photo) by nonix22(m): 9:21am On Mar 07, 2018
what does she have to attract wealthhuh
Liliyann:
I hate female thieves
Why can't she use what she have to attract wealth?
Am sure its her type that will be shouting God fearing man every Sunday.
Her mates are working legitimately and she is there stealing.
Ole jati jati!!

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