₦airaland Forum

chai, u killed me

skales67:
Na cult boys go full the birthday. Attend as a "Jew man" at your own peril

Next wey their things cost pass Shoprite's. I can only buy from Next if Shoprite or Sahad does not have it, . Tho, the ones they exclusively have are quite good, and strong in quality

chai! you badt; and you know it

Earthbound:
If this dude is not at least twice as rich as Linda, he will forever be viewed as a miner with golden intentions.

Really, i just learnt something reasonable today

AyoolaIgwe:
he should have worn the cap to the left. In Yoruba land, wearing your cap to the left means you're married & to the right means you're single...or maybe he did it on purpose...lolzzzzzz

okay o
me no know the area you stayed tho
Me lived there but no fancy there at all

Which means Abroad was easy for you??
Which of the abroad you visit?

Temple1288:
My uncle used to say "Abroad isn't easy"
I doubted him, and it paid off!

I live abroad, and it's 1 million times better than living in the shithole Nigeria

have you lived abroad before?

Skepticus:
I prefer to be shot in London than opening my eyes to the pain the country inflicts on me all day.

what a throw back

my brother, this our shithole no better pass Libya, or Pakistan Like 48 souls don go down by gun shot this year alone in almighty London o. Make man just dey thank God

KingOvo:
Dear God how did I end up in this shithole

blood of Elijah! what is this

Dozie32:
Gala

but that cheque is not open nah

I thought that area got them cheap hoes, why being wicked to descend so low on the wee girl.

Hang Him!

he even tall sef, the one wey i dey pray to marry soon- tall and huge, i be like last born for her side sef

Ttrrffyyghuuh:
lol the guy short gan..

see as baba stretch to kiss im wife...

just say u do help tidy coursework; that's all

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hmm, you mean o
smh

NwaAmaikpe:



Mumu girl.
How can you celebrate your husband with mere pictures?

Is your womb for fancy, celebrate him with an offspring jo.

Maybe she doesn't love JJC,
Maybe she sees him as a gold-digger that's why she doesn't want to have kids for him.

why are the girls half nude? are they heading for a pool party

her residence permit would have helped her, but e don disappear. She will be seen as illegal immigrant without it

thorpido:
If you want your freedom from the marriage,then get it.
Seems she lives abroad,so take advantage of a system that works.

not all are stolen; they claimed to be stolen while the owners claims a new one from his insurance company. then you send the phone down to naija.

We know how far

location matters as well

Caustics:


3 fairly used whal clipper - 4000
1 chair with foam - 1500
a long bench - 2000
cupboard - 3500
big mirror - 2500
a bottle of methylated spirit - 300
a roll of cotton wool - 300
small gallon of fuel - 2000
stool - 800
extension - 800
bibs - 300
broom and packer - 700
small towel - 450
rent for a small batcha - 3000 per month
standing fan fairly used - 2500
led bulbs 2 or 3 - 1000

if you want to entertain those waiting
14inch crt tv fairly used - 8000
antenna - 500
small speakers - 1200

essentials
padlock - 400
chain - 1000
condemed tire - free or 300 from dump


calculate the total

is it your girl

Saviour22:
the girl wor wor die

hmm. u know her reach house
habaaa

Enemyofpeace:
Her only problem is her mouth odour

but, is there really a correlation between the shape of girls' breast and her virgin status

habaaa

DIKEnaWAR:
Ok.

Waiting to hear why they call you olosho now.

My brother, no see am like that.
Im not selfish, BBNaija has no impact on me at the moment that's what i mean o, you come take the matter serious. I have people I cater for as well. No matter how little, they go home happy. I use DStv, and view other channels apart from 198, so one should not worry over unnecessary issues.

I explained to you why its been held in naija, I was also pained when last year's was held there till they gave us an explanation on the reason.
"naija wey no get stable electricity
The organizers of the show is Multichoice, with Hqrs in SA.
All the food and drinks they eat in the house is naija made and from naija. Major percentage of the staffs there are Nigerians."

Make you take am easy o. I believe the whites in SA is what is making it to be still strong ( they are known for consistency and continuous improvements, once they all leave there, Ajegunle with be better than the whole of SA. I lived in the UK at some point, the way they managed their stuffs u will be baffled, but give my typical naija bruv times 2 of the resources been used to manage UK, everything go crumble in less than 2 years.

BluntBoy:
As long as you get your alert

You are one selfish man. And that is another thing with this country. Nearly everyone is selfish. As long as they have generators, they don't care about the millions who languish in darkness when there is no power for days. And yet you all blame politicians when they are only a reflection of yourself.

I am pained because I love my country (not just myself) and I want things to work according to the age and time. In the 21st century, the so-called giant of Africa cannot still solve her power problems. We brand a show BBNaija and then have it take place in South Africa. Tell me, why couldn't it hold in Nigeria? Why is it holding in South Africa? The answer is obvious. South Africa is far ahead of Nigeria. And that is a big shame, especially considering that South Africa is a relatively young country.

naija wey no get stable electricity
The organizers of the show is Multichoice, with Hqrs in SA.
All the food and drinks they eat in the house is naija made and from naija. Major percentage of the staffs there are Nigerians.
Why e dey pain you like this
no one is laffing at us, maybe we don't know where SA laffed at us, pls share the thread
As for me, if shot in SA or Naija, e no concern me, as long as by month end, i get my normal alert. . I Thank God

BluntBoy:
This country is a joke.

First of all, the show is not even being held in the country and yet it is branded BBNaija. I just wonder how South Africans will be laughing at us.

Second, when it matters, it is always difficult to gather this sort of crowd but if it is for something that does not even benefit the country in anyway, mofos will push themselves down to welcome participants home.

I repeat, this country is a joke.

...and jobless

CSTR1002:
So these adults went to wait for bambam at the airport.?

Many people in Nigeria are mad.

I'm from Naija mate

My last paragraph was more like a proverb, cos the more ladies refuse to calm down- the wee girls of 13 years or 15yrs even less will catch up with them and you go see say ur beauty don fade and your time don pass
I no too comprehend what you typed; is that in pigeon or queens English Next time, pls proof read before posting
u seem pained tho; too early for that

Harrynight:
Which part of the world r u Abeg forget it they beautiful once are all around u probably not seen them... Babes pretty for naija o

that boy young sha, but its very good to start on time

this Uriel needs to calm down, its obvious she needs a man before its too late.

Beautiful ones are not yet born o

exactly what I thought as well

Benz4pimp:
Looks like a film,that dog wasn’t so aggressive as thought

Kennitrust:
I pray for a day I will be reading good news in nigeria

Na wa for you o
There had been shooting and stabbing in parts of London for some months now.
There has been sporadic shooting in the US, even on innocent black citizens from the cops. Gangs have been raping; even underage girls in South Africa and India. Civil War in some parts of Middle East. While racism and xenophobia strive in most parts of Europe, Indian, South Africa and co. And natural disasters take pple unaware in some parts of the world. One thing u must know is bad news flies and sells fast.
Bros, with all these, how Naija take bad pass

Kennitrust:
I pray for a day I will be reading good news in nigeria

Na wa for you o
There has been sporadic shooting in the US, even on innocent black citizens from the cops. Gangs have been raping; even underage girls in South Africa and India. Civil War in some parts of Middle East. While racism and xenophobia strive in most parts of Europe, Indian, South Africa and co. And natural disasters take pple unaware in some parts of the world.
Bros, with all these, how Naija take bad pass

dosage150:
my friend Kingsley escaped death that early morning,he refused to open door, on trying to break the bugler proof by the robbers threatening to shoot him once they are in,my guy had to break the ceiling in the kitchen and made his way up there,they only collected the phone he left,they didn't waste much time searching for him since his escape seems insecure for their operation


They wanted to rape two roommates
Told them to give them BJ before the actual work(6 of them)
power was restored
they had to leave
though semen full the girl hand
according to her
they didn't rape her

Hmmm
Na wa o as per giving useless and stupid and dirty runs men Mouth Action. Chai. Smh