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A country with the greatest count and number of p.u.s.sy

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]Very true!!

In my area we have 30hrs of uninterrupted power supply daily.

I've sold off ny generator set....

I also heard that 3 generator sellers committed sucide because of very poor sales....

Congrats to GEJ..

Up PDP!!!!

Fresh air y'all....

Happy new year in advance........ [/quote]excuse me, how can u have 30hrs of electricity daily? Do u seriously knw how many hours that makes up a day?

Sincere 9gerian: MY COMMENTS:

No Muslim should rejoice at the death of any person except if such a person has shown enmity to Islam and takes part in plots to undermine it.
But when Yakowa ascent to power, more than 500 innocent Muslims were massacred in cold blood in southern Kaduna, the area he came from. Many families were exterminated and many were expelled from their abode to this day.

Many are still refugees in camps and in other places, with little help from the federal, state governments and individuals. Worst still there was no remarkable reaction against theses atrocities from any notable Muslim individual or organization except of course the ‘supreme council for sharia’ headed by Dr. Ahmad Datti which documented all these atrocities (May Allah reward them abundantly) and personal contributions from many individuals that could not match the degree of the disaster. That was a case of genocide against poor innocent Muslims just because of the ascension of this man to power. Now I ask and I want answers.

What was the reaction of CAN to these atrocities?
What was the reaction of the bishop?
What was the reaction of the sultan of Sokoto?
What was the reaction of Gen. Bukhari?
What was the reaction of Sheikh Yusuf Sambo?
What was the reaction of yakowa’s noisy SA Islamic religious affairs?
What are we witnessing as an Ummah, when thousands of Muslims are and were killed, maimed and displaced (today all Muslims in Tafawa Balewa are exiled and their properties confiscated) and yet, look at this blatant hypocrisy!

Some academic staffs of Kaduna University came to me complaining of the Christian VC and his policy of intentional marginalization and prejudice against the Muslims. These are academicians not riff raffs. And many other complaints that are natural when a minority accent to power.

Brothers and Sisters, to get me right, I am not questioning these people’s genuine concern of the death of their bosom friend and comrade. What I am questioning is the apathy when Muslims are killed by criminals and the sadness when Allah has done His justice.

May Allah preserve our faith and protect us all from all Evil.

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may allah preserve & protect us all frm all evil? Is allah not the devil? Wat u muslims worship is want we bind and bound in churches. Ur allah is our devil. As soon as u knw this u will run out of islam ASAP

Nigeria should steadfastly ensure that an islamist do not rule this country again. It will be an insult to our socio-political collectives

If its not a religious CULT, why is it that ppl are killed when they want to voluntarily leave and join some other religion as well? Why are ppl killed in apostasy in arab countries? Islam is a scam and a deception and most muslims are under the bondage of religion. To turn and join islam is the worst backward movement ever

tbaba1234: I was thinking of starting a thread on the strangest revert stories, I guess id just put them here:

i. First guy to comment on an Islamic youtube video, debates with muslims on youtube for pages and pages. Similar to some Nairaland guys. All of a sudden, there was a break... The next time, he was heard from, he had taken his shahada. Why? He said that he read the last sermon of the prophet on mount Arafat. He knew the prophet could not have been a liar. Took his shahada, became muslim.

Don't give up hope on people. The strangest people can become muslim.

ii. Atheist, fond of going to religious (muslim) events to debate with the speakers e.t.c. Once he went to an event where a sheik (can't remember the name now) was speaking, as usual he gets up to address the speaker. The speaker gives him a gem from the Quran that stumped him. He wanted to prove it wrong so he kept researching and researching to prove it wrong. He couldn't. According to him, he literally submitted in the real sense of the word.

Even the most obnoxious people could also see the truth.

iii. Gang member, gets into a fight with his mother... runs to the library because he felt that was the only place the police will not look for him. Picks up any book to read from the shelf, He happened to pick a translated copy of the Quran. In the library, He read the whole of the Quran and according to him : I was not reading it, it was reading me. He took his shahada and became muslim.

Allah guides whom he wills, even the worst of the worst can be guided.

iv. Wall street woman from Japan, walks to a muslim store where a muslim man was playing the recitation of the Quran . She was enchanted by it and asked : what kind of music it was?. Man tells her it was the Quranic recitation. She asked where she can get them. Man directs her to the store, she goes there, picks a copy of the translated Quran. Reads it, takes shahada. She quit wall-street and became the principal of an Islamic school started by Nouman Ali khan.

Allah is the best of planners, Nothing happens accidentally.


v. Another man from wall street, reads up on the Islamic economic system and take shahada. Didn't listen to a long lecture or read the Quran. He said that the Islamic system is too ethical not to be from God. That was all.

Allah has given us the best way to live our lives ethically... Some of us do not even acknowledge the favour.

vi. Christian youth minister, studies the bible in hebrew. Too many questions unanswered by christianity. He lost his faith in christianity , once he went to the mosque, took a copy of the Quran. All the dots were connected for him, all the things he read in the bible finally added up. He took his shahada. He is currently one of the famous proponents of Islam in the US.

Sometimes, all you need is a proper intellectual study to become muslim.

More stories to come, InshaAllah

for me islam is a religious CULT and the brain child of that scam religion is the satan himself

eaglechild: I thought Islam was anti hip hop,how come Chris Brown got housed by Dantata?
He(Dantata) will soon be labeled an infidel.

not only that. Islam is also against civilization. The only thing they dont see as sin is when they kill for the moon god

Without Nollywood in this world there probably not be Gollywood. Gollywood is an evolution of Nollywood in another country. Am not gloating over Nollywood success but Ghanaians can hardly admit they had been helped with other peoples popularity, jst like Azonto we made popular and sent it to another places (eventhough the dance moves are trash and lack creativity. It only requires someone dancing like a demon frm the grave)

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zangbah: Why only Ibb and obj, are they the only criminals in this country! how about Ojukwu and others.

this guy right here is a horrible stu.pid soul... Leave OJUKWU(pbuh) out of this for us. Hes an igbo mohammad to us. Stp the blasphemy

Its time they start plying our roads in other to enjoy the potholes we nigerians see as road. My condolences to his late excellency. As my friend would say, yakowa would probably be in heaven singing and offering praises to almighty God, and if azazi and the rest of his orderly crew were a true muslim would probably be having their own portion of sex in aljannah kingdom with houris provided as an eternal reward from allah. Although this comes with conditions if u were able to maim or kill more infidels to please holy allah lol. Wat an ambiguity in religion. This is jst a subjective thinking and no harm intended plz oh

I passionately advocated non inclusion of OBJ. OBJ was never a model for election. When i saw his name as list of observers i shocked and lost for words. Do we still cherish accountablilities and track records? Is the business of governance a mediocre? Its on record that OBJ introduce do or die politics in nigerian election and yet he was to advice others on election matters? How can u give what u dont have? I hv far too many questions to ask ECOWAS commission for this kind of error. This is shameful. Am ashamed of this country and ECOWAS commission. Once again, shame on u

Flakeey: i also do not douche but i read that douching with hydrogen peroxide is the best cleansing ever used. it recommended diluting it with water either half water half peroxide or 1/3 peroxide and 2/3water atleast until you figure out what you can handle without cramping or other trouble.
i used to get recurrent BV due to yeast infections which i continued to use antibiotics prescribed by Doctors and as a result would kill all the good bacteria in my vagina thereby causing vagina odor.
i started researching, read so many journals and home remedies...i actually tried most of the home remedies (yoghurt, probiotics, grapefruit juice, garlic, folic acid and vitamins)but the odor would come back after 2 to 3weeks. Then i tried this hydrogen douch and the odor was gone almost immediately, i continued the process every night for 7days, no odor no itching.
BV on its own causes vagina dryness, so i drink a lot of water to stay hydrated and fruits.

mehn u made me to come and lick u now. U jst made ur pu.ssy look like food to me

dominique: informative article. i never subscribed to douching myself.

i hope u got and understood the msg here correctly cos some women after reading this would abstain frm washing their vag.ina at all. This is equally bad because v.aginal douching is different frm v.aginal cleaning. Clean ur v.agina but dont douch it. Douching is cleaning of its inner cavity. But u could wash it by way of outter cleansing of it. Beware before u start smelling like fish and wear slim lingerie to make ur hole breath

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Delee: This is one of d wonders in Nigeria. An Ex-convicts been Celebrated! What a shame! Who are these faceless students that are celebrating A man that had mortgaged their Future. Is today April 1st?

unless i see Jr beside the name "bode george" of all people, then i would keep guessing who it was. This is rape of conscience

Unbelieveable, from prison to award

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Why do Nigerian articles read like a primary 1 English composition (no offense to those little darlings.....they at least have the excuse of still learning).

Aren't there editors anymore? [/quote]yes, supported. I saw the calamity too

hustla: Take a 'cue' on your English 1st!

this dude was right and correct on his/her sentence. U re being ignorant and unknwledgeable. Shame on u

Na CV we go chop? Give job abeg mtscheww nonsense

Gentle Naaz: My man u r a compound disgrace 2 ur family. Wetn b ur career? Abi u go study rubish cos 4 skul wan come gt beta job. Go ur village go do farmology

u are one of the biggest id.iot i hv seen in my entire whole life. The hating in u hv made u a confused m.ad man

Gentle Naaz: My man u r a compound disgrace 2 ur family. Wetn b ur career? Abi u go study rubish cos 4 skul wan come gt beta job. Go ur village go do farmology

u are one of the biggest idiot i hv seen in my entire whole life. The hating in u hv made u a confused mad man

Coldfeet: Robertomatteo? is that your real name? You seriously want someone to give you a job and you are presenting an email ad you just created for the purpose of this thread?
IF INDEED YOU ARE SERIOUS SEND ME A MAIL WITH A SNAPSHOT OF YOUR CV AND PASSPORT ATTACHED!!!! Then will i do something for you.

@coldfeet leave him ma'am hes not serious. Send it here @ nonyweb247@yahoo.com

davroca16: @op the bible says the struggles of this world is niether for. The swift nor the strong. But it is for those that give the almighty GOD the chance to take controll over their life. Some. Wealthy people did not get their wealth because of their nice grades in school, most of them did not complete their education, they had their wealth because they found favour in GOD. Ur certificate contributes just 9 percent of the sucess u can aquire in life I.e if GOD wants to bless you he does not need ur grades nor ur certificates all HE needs from u is just for u to TRUST him, have faith in HIM. and deVote some of ur time to GOD by praying. That's all u need for GOD to bless you...................

@davroca sincerely ur advise is the TRUTH!

Must girls be the issue? The problem with these musicians is that they concentrate at lagos! Move to other cities and keep down low the number of girls budgeted for any video shoot.

#TEAR drop§

so nobody was proud enough to mention his/her po.rn site for us to share and take? U ppl are hear.tless

shocks: But then again my bro, even this questionnaire thing has been corrupted as well. Just be sure that it is the same company that you applied to directly. If they are not straight forward questions on a credible recruitment portal on their known website, then you have a reason to be cautious.

the company that send me the reply sent it through there email...... whn i checked the company email in there website, it went in tantem with the email i got the msg from

joeydozzy: yeah cos he's GAYY

i cant believe a man would sleep with a woman and still continue being gay. Is it not the same hole-hole? But the gay ppl choosed one of the holes loaded with sh.it(anus)! Do u now see how st.upid it is?

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[quote author=Okija_juju]So what is Uti doing with her?! [/quote]JAMB question. So wat do a man do with a woman? Are u a monk?