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Kzinne:
Noreen or whatever u call itself u are a very village girl who's trying to incite people to violence. U talk thrash. Not sure u have left the east before, mgbeke girl. Sure a Yoruba guy must have jilted u that's why u are so bitter against one of africa's most brilliant people. Do igbos have anyone who could equal Awolowo?

sorry, no yoruba guy can jilt me, because i dont deal with yorubas at all. i wudnt even touch one.
sorry.
this thread is all in the past anyway. move on. its a new year.

LaurelP:
At least they're seeing the Oil Money
Unlike some other states

actually they're not seeing the oil money anymore. they lost all their wells to akwa ibom, now even imo state produces more oil than they do.
they're in serious debt because all the cash and loans used in the tinapa project (it was 100 percent govt, can you believe that?) has not been recouped, since abuja bureaucracy choked the project and left it impotent. now it just lies there and goes to rot because the free-trade-zone it would have benefitted from was killed off due to abuja politics during obasanjo's tenure.
and sadly, goodluck jonathan did nothing about it, or is doing too little too slow.

cross river is in very very serious debt.

berem:
definitely!

but the question is: how strong and relevant is that faction today?
because i remember it declined after his prolonged incarceration, and Boyloaf now calls the shots.
i may be wrong still.

probably the okah faction.

Enice:
Buhari also presented an affidavit. How is that different from what Sambo did? The military did not counter his claim. They only said the originals were not with them. Also, Barewa college has said GMB is an old boy so haters GO TO COURT.

That is a lie! Where did Barewa college acknowledge him? Please present it here and not fairytales.
Secondly, the military did not explicitly corroborate his story.
They merely stated that it is standard practice for their body to keep PHOTOCOPIES of credentials.
And bear in mind that photocopied materials (xeroxed) do not mean anything in a court of law.
Tell Buhari to stop dilly-dallying and show us his certificate.

damn! another propaganda job just got exposed.

Enice:
This is rubbish. What of the VP that presented an affidavit to INEC? Did he present his certificate? What is important is that what GMB has said can be verified. He said he went to Barewa college and graduated there. Is that verifiable or not? The school has a list of those that have graduated from it and GMB is one of them. INEC has said that is enough for them. If you have issues with that, GO TO COURT.

YOUR post is the rubbish.
The VP presented an affidavit stating that his certificate was lost in a fire the day his house was razed by irate extremists in a 2011 post-election arson attack.
in addition, his alma-mater ahmadu bello university wrote to INEC confirming that sambo is an alumnus of their institution.

how is the above in any way related to buhari unable to present his certificate and stating that it is with the army? he claims to have graduated from barewa college, but has the school confirmed to INEC? no.
the only thing his lapdogs are giving us are screenshots of plaques.

and please stop lying. INEC did NOT say the supplied info is enough for them. The only thing they said is that buhari can only be disqualified through a court order, and that is bound to happen sooner or later.

dridowu:
@bolded 1, since you know pdp can do the job themselves , y are u now helping them out.
@bolded 2, i think i love this part but still yet am still waiting for that plaintiff to file the case against Buhari , again since you are bother about Buhari showing Nigerians his certificate while don't you be the "willing plaintiff"

is this the certificate u're supposed to be showing us?
kindly take a seat, sir.

oziegbe2015:
na you he wan show am to? The military admits its with them, that he can apply if he wants. Inec says its not a must to present it. So he chills whatelse?

the military board says it only has the photocopy, and not the originals. and i'm really sorry to disappoint you, but xeroxed materials are not taken seriously in any court of law, because they might as well have been falsified. if the pdp chooses to take it up, they have a serious case against him.
And don't ever throw that rubbish lie to me in ur life. "INEC says it's not a must that he presents it"? who do you think u're talking to? A kid?

inec says it is not in their power to disqualify him outright, as that rests on the hands of the judiciary as well as any willing plaintiff. Pls get ur facts right.

my goodness, if u could go as much as digging out his photos, why is it so hard to show us his freaking certificate of qualification?

don't u ppl understand you're wasting ur time here? The CONSTITUTION demands that u present at least ur secondary school certificate before you're eligible to run, not this rubbish show you're putting up here.
do u even know there is a difference between attending a school and successfully GRADUATING?
Do you realize this means nothing in a courtroom?
First it was a plaque, and now this?

Don't worry, maybe when you go for a job interview and you're asked for ur credentials, you can start showing them pictures of the plaque or photos from ur yearbook (instead of ur certificates) and expect to get the job.
look at these funny people.

and i guess apc will accept him with wide open arms, and all his sins will be forgiven, and he will become a progressive overnight, and they all live happily ever after, until the next time he decamps away from apc, and he becomes a "corrupt" man again, right?

this is hilarious.

quota system.

wonders shall never end.
So u mean timipre silva became progressive as soon as he joined apc?

messi and owl city

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the writer of the article is indeed very dumb.
he appears to think the voters are like casino chips which can be carried and transfered to a winning opponent automatically.
what guarantee did he have that the voters who voted araraume would have voted ohakim automatically if araraume had stepped down?
nigeria should stop breeding dumb ppl like this.

Ashkormissy: and it's in d African culture to take off ur cloth nd bath in public in broad day lyt? D world was much beta in dat 6th century u guys say we re. U cnt possible make ryt wats wrong cos u bliv it's ryt...

u're not intelligent.

Neyoor: It is clearly stated in the source that it was caused as a result of heavy wind tha blew that day.

But the OP in his hatred and stupidity frame the post and removed where it was clearly stated that it was caused by heavy wind.

Now, who should we blame for heavy wind or this is your 1st time of hearing that wind blew buildings and tree off.

Read properly from the source and don't mind that senseless OP

who should be blamed for heavy wind? is that the excuse you're giving?
Shouldn't the builders and the government be blamed for the substandard reinforcements used in building the school?
Why should any building be crumbling at the sight of a wind in the first place? na raffia palm hut?

dguyindcorner: http://www.punchng.com/news/osun-two-injured-as-new-school-building-collapses/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

that is a source

see the picture of the collapsed school.
https://www.punchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/The-collapsed-structure-360x225.jpg

tbaba1234: That is untrue. No where are christians arrested for walking around christian.

No basis for comparison

spare me the blind hypocrisy.

A cartoon is made mocking mohammad in denmark, and muslims in kano start burning down churches.
Buhari loses an election and the muslim youth start killing corpers and christians.
Miss world beauty pageant is planned in nigeria, and muslims start destroying buildings, burning churches and killing christians.

i don't support the religious profiling currently going on in abia; but never in ur life should u come here trying to claim the moral high ground, because while the ppl of aba are merely 'harrassing' muslims verbally, the ppl of kano, kaduna and other muslims states are KILLING christians.

customized07: guy, you don't need to tell your biography to a lousy yoriba man.

lol.
I'm a she though.

anago18: animalistic osu, since you have not cross the Niger bridge I don't expect you to know better. you folks here are breeding like rats, and all there kids here get there waec fee sorted out by lasg. what is there for unicellular blockhead to dechiper, if you ain't satisfied with my links get your a$$ to waec office or get yourself concentrated hno3 and end your miserable life.

boring. Give us the list, uneducated wimp.
When will you get it into your brain that your insults are hackneyed?
Post the list or shut up.

0merta: I see you have just a B.Sc in Economics, with like 5 years banking experience max! I pass you jooor, Nwanyi oma! Really, You are below Me in the professional world!

I really have to go now sha but I must confess, you're smart! You're really really smart and I've always loved smart Ladies!...but you seemed to have gone over the edge by stereotyping all Yorubas as dumb in your first post. That got on My nerve, you know...I've got a lot of smart Igbo Pals too, so I would never refer to Igbos as dumb! You Guys are fuckin' smart, you know...

I need to hit the road straight away! Brazil, Germany Semi-final match beckons!...and Lagos traffic?

And you know what, I'm utterly and heartily sorry for the insults. It's Nairaland, you know. A Faceless forum and $h!t happens!

Am I forgiven?

Peace...

Kachifo!

Wrong again. I graduated at 22 in 2005, was retained at my NYSC place of work (the bank) in 2007, got my MA in Economics in 2010.
That's a masters degree in economics with 7 years working experience (8 if you add my NYSC year), plus an MCSA (microsoft certified solutions associate).
Enjoy your match sha.
I don't watch if Nigeria isn't playing.

anago18: http://allafrica.com/stories/200405200415.html?maneref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fm%3Fq%3Dlagos%2Bstate%2Bpayment%2Bfor%2Bwaec%2Bfee%2Bfor%2Bcitizenry%26client%3Dms-opera-mini-android%26channel%3Dnew&mstac=0

since you need the schooling so much, draw from this wealth of knowledge oloshi. your links says they use to give em one or two slots and they have stop it that is why they are agitating.

Dunce, what exactly has that stub proven? You're giving me a link to an uncredited OPINION PIECE which says over 72,000 students in general will benefit irrespective of their states of origin. How exactly does that prove the number of Igbo students mooching off ur government?
I told you to give me the list of your phantom igbo students whose WAEC fees were paid and u're giving me this rubbish.
OLODO, give us the proof on the number of Igbo students whose fees are being paid by your government. give us the list and then we shall talk.

anago18: you are a rwt@rd a certified one in between, loads of your kinsmen beg in Lagos and abuja. there is one at lagos-badagry expressway self, he curse out if he is not given alms. and it shall not be well with you. if yorubas don't beg for alms in Enugu. illiterate ask all igbos that attends public school in Lagos from 1999 if they pay for waec or neco. I know stupidity is the only thing you gat expertise in.

Retaard, you made the claim about "the number of igbos" whose WAEC fees were paid by the Lagos government. Since you've brought that to light, then you must be privy to those "numbers", no? or is this another one of ur dumb beer parlour claims which have been busted to be nothing but empty lies?
God don expose una today, u knuckle dragging fool. when i spoke about the yoruba hajj trip issue, i supported it with a link.
now that u've made a careless statement about igbos mooching off ur government, u must provide us with proof by presenting us the list of the so-called beneficiaries of the program, or shut your rotten mouth and head back to school, u uneducated bum.

anago18: damn I don't expect anything better from a brain dead android, your slow brain don't know some words are sensored on this forum.

ask uncle nnmadi why all his village brothers are hustling to grab the next ifeshinachi to the southwest, fvckhead Google is for free, Lagos state have be paying secondary school student waec fee since 1999. anyway I don't expect you to know since you have not cross the Niger bridge even once in your miserable existence.

DUNCE, are u still bleating?
Google is now my friend? You made the claim about the Igbo students mooching off ur government, didn't u? Then back it up with ur facts or shut the fvck up, because ur empty insults amount to nothing.
U talk about uncle nnamdi and ifesinachi, but does uncle nnamdi go to lagos to beg for alms the way iya oluseyi comes to enugu to beg for money with her 8 bastard children while baba kemilola heads to soka evil forest for human parts?
Bring that list or shut up already.

0merta: Do you have a GRASP of the Yoruba language or not, Mgbeke? ...I happy say I don teach you small "Engrish" today...

Nairaland is indeed a mammoth Leveller. Imagine this Mgbeke, hustling 7am - 9pm Banker telling Me I won't make it in Aba or Owerri!

Lemme brag a bit...

Do you know what it means to be a CFA? Google is always your friend. I control ACAs, B!tch!...had My ACA at age 22!

I rejected Bank works you seem to be proud of. If I were to work in your bank, you dare not apply to be My Clerk!

Well, while the Igbos are at the forefront of the highest cut-off marks and JAMB enrollment, Yorubas seem to be making it at the other extreme...Check My last post!

B!tch!

the buffoon has just tripped and fallen on his own vomit once again without knowing it, all thanks to his ignorance. clearly, ur only understanding of the word "banker" begins and ends with the image of a desk cashier. Shows just how dumb u are

again, i hate to break ur heart, but banking IS my passion, and economics IS my field. That's the course i chose in school, and that's the field i'm excelling at. If you were to be offered any bank job, it would be the role of a janitor, because that's the only area you can excel at, because we all know bums are the only ones who make empty brags on the internet.
You got your CFA, your ACA and your HIV at 22. i'm very happy for you indeed as you make your claims right from your mother's basement, but bragging is not what i do. that habit is reserved for loudmouth brokeasses your ilk who sit here doing nothing but trolling 24-7.
Congratulations my boy, i nwere ACA. Almajiri Comprehensive Accreditation.

anago18: you put the 'd' in the word dumb, even when I took my ssce exam in a secondary school close to one of the igbotic market in Lagos 60% of my class was Igbo and Niger delta peeps, and we all took the exam foc. and if you are in doubt check into the nearest waec office, but since you are village confine low lifer that like a luxury for you.

you are so stupid the word idi0t need to be emblazoned on your forehead. why do y'all fvckhead bad mouth a program that is fast turning to global standard practice for school student. heard on BBC the program have been running in Brazil since the 70's. since you are a ret@rd it will take you 10 lifetimes to dechiper the world is tending to socialism, latest e.u elections and Obama policies lays credence to that.

anyway a village confined mgbeke showing off the capability of her mustard seed brain. amadioha impregnate you with dozens of headless midgets.

anago18: biatch fvcknoid, come at me with your real handle and let me backslap you to the stone age. it shall not be well with your leprous father, and that imb...ecile that belch you out of her overstretch cu....nt. did they tell you that your birth certificate was an apology letter from Durex condom inc. poppa running his business that will feed your miserable family till y'all go extinct. fvckhead how about euthanizing your miserable self to hades.

ladies and gentlemen, i present you, a Yoruba graduate!
"y'all fvuckhead", "imbeci...le that belch".
These are the words coming from a graduate. A grown man. A product of Oluwole Comprehensive Grammar School.
is it shocking? No. This is what you can obtain in their region where the students go to shool to have breakfast, not to learn.
they're given Opon Imo to learn, but after school, the students end up as OKON Imo.

DUMBO! spare me ur nursery school tantrums and give me that list of the igbo students u say are living off ur government's purse, mumu. give us the proof. We're waiting.
These useless insults you're spewing here can't hurt a mosquito.

0merta: How would you have Yoruba friends when you've lived in the SE all your Life? Which rational Yoruba goes to the SE to reside, except of course, due to the exigencies of work or something...

Wetin I wan go do for Owerri or Aba if work no carry me go there?

FYI, I've got a lot of Igbo Pals and girlfriends; Niggers and damsels who always wished they were Yoruba...Lagos seems to be a Haven sort of to them!...like a second home.

I see your grasp of the English language is minimal. How can you say you have a grasp of the Yoruba language and one of the few phrases and words you seem to fathom is Omo Ale jatijati. I'm sure you don't even know the meaning and you said you have a grasp of the language. Get a good dictionary and check out the meaning of Grasp...

Mgbeke feeling funky!

eiyaaa. The omo ale is pained
take heart, but it is the truth and the bitter truth, and it must be said.

but contrary to ur ignorant assertions, there are THOUSANDS of Yoruba people here in enugu. Infact, yoruba is the 2nd largest ethnic group in enugu, and they're second only to the igbos. do ur research boy. the majority of them are migrants from ogun state if u don't know.
but just like i've already said, the majority of them are crying over "marginalization". The so called marginalization in this case is due to the lack of quota system to help their lazy bums, so all they do is howl from the pages of their newspapers.
And for the record, of course u wouldn't live in owerri, aba or any of those eastern towns, because u wouldn't even make it there. The competitive nature of those places would simply relegate ur useless ass to the gutter of unemployment. even the cut-off marks to their colleges would be too high for u, just as figures have shown Anambra and Imo to have the highest admission cut-offs in their unity schools at 139 and 138 respectively while ur ekiti state (the fountain of expired rice) is at 119, so tell me how u would ever make it in the east. The people are too fast paced for dullards like u.

And as for ur story about having igbo friends? good for u. but even with the large population of yorubas here, i don't keep any as friends. I'm very cautious about the kind of people i roll with, and Oluwole certificate holding riff-raffs don't make the cut.

anago18: it shall not be well with you for the lies. according to the article they benefitted from one or two slots how is that comparable to the thousand of refuge Igbo's that are registered for waec here. moreover the Yoruba's I met at Enugu are well to do fella, the guy that sold the last air ticket to me gave me a discount too cos he is Yoruba. moreover why is there no decent hotel around that your village airport at Enugu.

m0r0n, gone are the days when you id1ots spit crap and it goes unnoticed.
Give us the names of those so called refuge igbos who are registered for waec under ur government's purse. Since u say they're registered, their names should be easy to collate. proceed with the list if there is any.
go ahead. i want to see how stup1d u can be.

ur argument is dead because we already know the people whose government runs the O Meal program which is meant to feed them because they can't afford 3 square meals a day.
m0ron.

anago18: it shall never be well with your whole lineage if you don't dig out that thread, what the mgbeke feeling like onye nzuzu. biatchass you don't understand yoruba, the only word you know is omo ale jatijati. looking at your bios tells much about your myopic worldview. may you die from Ebola for spewing those trash anofia.

bleeting rettard, i already posted the link.
Here it is again, sttupid: https://www.nairaland.com/343405/yoruba-community-alleges-marginalisation-enugu

and of course the only "word" i know is omo ale jatijati, because it is the only fitting name for fatherless uneducated bums like you.
afterall, didn't ur father already die in a suicide bombing operation tunde salami?

here boy. here's a bone for you.
I found the thread. Now, go read it and come back to brief us on what you learnt.

https://www.nairaland.com/343405/yoruba-community-alleges-marginalisation-enugu

0merta: Wow! Clap for yourself! For your mind, you don talk, abi?

If only you knew how many of your Kinsmen have had their WAEC fees paid by an education-loving Lagos state Government since 1999, you wouldn't come online to conclude that all Yorubas are dumb just 'cos one in millions of them irked you!

By the way, bawo ni o se gbo Yoruba na? How did you get to learn the language if you hadn't been interacting with "dumb" Yoruba friends or watching "dumb" Yoruba films?

Doesn't that make you dumb yourself? I though smart People ain't suppose to fraternize with dumb Folks!

Oloriburuku! Olobo 10 kobo...

olodo number 1. Stop worsening your case. you've brought enough embarrassment to yourself already. quit digging your own hole.

U talk about the number of my kinsmen who have their WAEC fees paid by the lagos state government? do u know the number of ur hungry kinsmen who besiege the enugu state government house yearly, begging the governor to sponsor their hajj trips?
as a matter of fact, a thread on the issue was opened some time ago, spanning about 13 pages. I can dig it up for you if you want, coz that is concrete fact, unlike the baseless rubbish u're spewing right now.
just say the word. I'm ready.

and secondly, sorry to burst ur bubble once again, but i don't have any yoruba friends, and i don't plan on having any.
The "omo ale jatijati" u speak of is a common phrase used even on nairaland and twitter, just like "Chinekeeee", "Igweee", "Ewu", "Anuofia" and "Onye Ara".
you can run a local search on it to confirm for urself. didn't need a tutor for that one, dumbo. sorry to break ur heart.

Lool! I say "omo ale jatijati" and the dimwit quickly assumes i live and school in their wretched godless region.
So if i should say "gracias" (spanish for 'thanks'), that would also mean i live in spain, feed from spaniards and attend spanish public schools, right?
lol. Yoruba people will never cease to amuse me with their ignorance and stup1dity.