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You forgot to include the more than 1 billion pounds settlement of chelsea boss, Roman Abramovic. honeric01: When a marriage goes sour, the process of divorce becomes increasingly more complicated when the couple's net worth is in the stratosphere. The absence of an official prenuptial agreement, differences in international law and the circumstances surrounding of the breakup can result in large sums being paid out in the divorce settlement. |
betrani: u can't do without this so-called bastard! He is everywhere! In ur bed, in ur kitchen in ur trouser, in ur pant, in ur mouth, in ur stomach! Where u pot ur joystick, I mean everywhere! Ur chic uses him when that time reaches, she washes with him, cooks with him, u see him in the fastfood outlets, u drink him in ur water, everywhere! Ok tell me hw u wan avoid am? I'm not in support of what is happenin, but thats a fact!Don't worry dangote will soon fissle away the way of abiola, NITEL, etc |
CHIDI EJIOGU: This dangote person is a serious tribalist.Ofcos he will meet his waterloo one day. Where is kennis today in the music industry,abiola met his too, the abiola family is never in any news again except the story os deji abiola duping some one of just a mere 30 million. Any body dat wants to eat alone will purge.Na only dangote we go chop? |
If this was april fools day, this GEJ brother could have fooled thousands already. He really fooled my sorry brain. I even think say I get sense till I got to this thread. Hehehehe |
Oyedey4u: No, they don't reject Nigeria once you supply your verifiable and correct address. infact, that is why paypal sue them then, because they start the online payment optionThank God they accept us. So that mumu people,paypal go sue them, them dey craze. Make dem no worry, naija go soon be among highest online biz peeps in africa, and they will regret ever rejecting us. That's how vodafone and others are regrettin today when they were offered GSM licenses to operate in nigeria, and they said they couldn't invest in such fraudulent country, today MTN is making 70% of their profits via naija market. Hope integreting google checkout into a website is easy and what dos the verification requirer? Do they ask for stuffs like acconut number? I heard someone was saying in a thread that they are asking for routhing number dat has digits for nine numbers, where as most banks in nigeria are assigned SWIFT Codes which has a mixture of letters and numbers and its not even upto nine digits, so has anybody any ideas on dat, and which banks do u guys use in doing yours? Helpful advise will be appreciated. Thanks. |
Please I needed to know if google checkout accepts nigeria ip address and can be used to accept payment. Hope they aren't rejecting us like paypal is doing us? And how do one get out the received funds? Anyone with google account? I will wecome advise that will help me. Thanks. |
eedriyz: Why not? u just need to get a vpn.Hey bro! Tell me about vpn and how to go about it. |
Am interested too. If the offer is still on, connect to me the pics and config via ochizuka2010@gmail.com |
eedriyz: I used Paypal. But i learnt gtb master card works tooSo how did u get ur paypal and how do u access it? do u advise I should do it in cotonou, as in openin and verification? |
I love those kids of yours and they did wonderfully well. You need not to be pissed, kids are blessings to the home. Tell this story to couples without kids and you will receive a smacking answer. Just run out and get garri or fufu for them. If hunger wire them well well, just give them soup to lick or they go home and eat. Leave the future stars alone to jollificate jare! |
Eedriyz dat was so nice of u for the xplaination. I will check it out right now. Thanks |
eedriyz: Have you not got you payoneer master card from them?Please advice me on how and where to get the payoneer master card and is the master card Ideal for getting out funds from google 2checkout? I will be happy if u can explain it beTter for me. Thanks |
eedriyz: Have you not got you payoneer master card from them? |
eedriyz: Have you not got you payoneer master card from them?Please tell me about this payoneer master card, how/where do I get it? Is it the best bet for me to use in getting out funds from google 2checkout? Please I will be happy if I am giving a good advice. Thanks |
waja: They should tell us what happened to that man. He may implicate some crooks, that's why he was killed.Simple job for naija police. Killed.him and closed the case |
Emilo: Just when i had concluded that i must be the only person wondering why the programme is on air!!I just can't waste my time on it, instead I will look for an aimless naija movie and watch. I wonder why peeps show craze over it. When I see them discussing it, I hala shoo, it is just like when guys are making enemies and killing selves over chelsea,man u, etc., while the layers are over there earning their millions and clubbing together. God help us. BBA! Kiss ma ass |
Amaryah: And so what?I care less!True talk my Amaryah, this is the only tv programme I have never had interest in. I don't just know their aim. And thinking that that ugly goldie dey rep us is insultin. Go dey f**k one mumu prezzo, dat is to show that wit her shakara for naija, no naija real dude dey flog am. She has been single and roasting. Oh! I forgot, sugar daddies dey. BIG BROTHER AFRICA MY FOOT |
About this Google checkout, how do one get out his money and which bank or means do one withdraw money. you can please tell me how to go about it. i just created an account with already, but needs more guidance, as I want to know if I can withdraw via visa/mastercard credit card. As paypal no gree, I decided to go for 2checkout, but it is to know how to get out my money be the main thing. Thanks |
Hello guys and gals, how was the weekend. A minutes of silence for the massacared in kaduna... Please I want advice and ideas, because I will get it here, on how to withdraw funds/earnings from 2checkout accounts? Which bank in nigeria is situale for it and can I use visa or master card to collect the fund? I do not wish to make purchases online with it, I just wanted to use it (since paypal no want us,nigerians) to receive payment for my products on my website. So I will be happy if I get good answers and advices for my question. Thanks |
Hello guys and gals, how was the weekend. A minutes of silence for the massacared in kaduna... Please I want advice and ideas, because I will get it here, on how to withdraw funds/earnings from 2checkout accounts? Which bank in nigeria is situale for it and can I use visa or master card to collect the fund? I do not wish to make purchases online with it, I just wanted to use it (since paypal no want us,nigerians) to receive payment for my products on my website. So I will be happy if I get good answers and advices for my question. Thanks |
mrkels: Fuc$k paypal jor. Its only the best because we don't have access to it.MR mrkels... true talk my brother. about this Google checkout, how do one get out his money and which bank or means do one withdraw money. you can please tell me how to go about it. i just created an account with already, but needs more guidance. |
eedriyz: LOLBROS! U DID NOT UNDASTAND ME, I MEANT GOING TO COTONOU TO OPEN A PAYPAL AND NOT LR |
TWO MEN MET AT THE BUS STOP AND STRUCK UP A CONVERSATION. ONE OF THEM KEPT COOMPLAINING OF FAMILY PROBLEMS. FINALLY, THE OTHER MAN SAID: " U THINK YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS? LISTEN TO MY SITUATION. A FEW YEARS AGO I MET A YOUNG WIDOW WITH A GROWN-UP DAUGHTER AND WE GOT MARRIED. " LATER MY FATHER MARRIED HER DAUGHTER WHO HAPPENS TO BE MY STEPDAUGHTER. THAT MADE MY STEPDAUGHTER MY STEPMOTHER AND MY FATHER BECAME MY STEPSON.ALSO, MY WIFE BECAME MOTRHER-IN-LAW OF HER FATHER-IN-LAW. THEN THE DAUGHTER OF MY WIFE, MY STEPMOTHER, HAD A SON. THIS BOY WAS MY HALF-BROTHER, BECAUSE HE WAS MY FATHER'S SON, BUT HE WAS ALSO THE SON OF MY WIFE'S DAUGHTER WHICH MADE HIM MY WIFE'S GRAND-SON. THAT MADE ME THE GRANDFATHER OF MY HALF-BROTHER. 'THIS WAS NOTHING UNTIL MY WIFE AND I HAD A SON. NOW THE HALF-SISTER OF MY SON,MY STEPMOTHER, IS ALSO THE GRANDMOTHER. "THIS MAKES MY FATHER THE BROTHER-IN-LAW OF MY CHILD, WHOSE STEP SISTER IS MY FATHER'S WIFE, I'M MY STEPMOTHER'S BROTHER-IN-LAW, MY WIFE IS HER OWN CHILD'S AUNT, MY SON IS MY FATHER'S NEPHEW AND I AM MY OWN SON'S GRANDFATHER!..... AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS THAN ME? HE SNAPPED AT THE OTHER MAN |
mrrock: @normaljennyYOU ALL HAVE BEEN OF GREAT ASSISTANCE, AND DATS JUST WHAT I LOVE ABOUT NAIRALANDERS, OF COURSE AM A NEWBIE,BUT SURE KNOW WHERE AM GOING TO, BUT I NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING LEGIT WITH MY LIFE. I DO NOT NEED THE PAYPAL OR LR TO USE IN PURCHASING STUFFS ON NET, I JUST NEEDED A PLATFORM I CAN USE IN PROCESSING PAYMENT FOR WARES I WILL BE SELLING ONLINE. SO ABOVE I ASKED COTONOU NO GO DEY FINE TO GO CREATE AM COME BACK? |
I MUST THANK YOU ALL FOR THE INFO SO FAR. I OPENED A LIBERTY RESERVE ACCOUNT BUT WHEN I TRIED OPENING IT AGAIN THEY REQUESTED FOR A VERIFICATION PIN WHICH I ENTERED AND COULD YOU BELIEVE THAT THEY REJECTED THE SAME VERIFICATION PIN THEY SENT TO MY EMAIL SAYING THAT IT DOES NOT MATCH THE ONE THEY SENT TO ME. I TRIED IT SEVERALLY AND NO WAY. I SAID SHOO! IF NA MONEY DEY INSIDE, THAT MEANS SAY I DON LOST. WHERE I COME FROM (IBO) A KOBO COUNTS. WE NO DEY GAMBLE WITH MONEY. IT IS REALLY FRUSTRATING. I CHECKED OUT GOOGLE 2CHECKOUT AND AM THINKING OF GOING THEIR, BUT IF WORSE COMES TO WORST DON'T U GUYS AND GALS THINK IT WILL BE COOL TO GO TO COTONOU TO AND GET A LITTLE APARTMENT AND INTEGRATE THE PAYPAL WITH MY WEBSITE, AND NEVER TRY TO OPEN IT HERE IN " GIANT OF AFRICA" MY FOOT. |
Paypal has refused us so we are to look elsewhere. I want adise on alertpay as recommended by some nairalanders. Pls I want to ask if alertpay is as internationally recognised, secure and reliable as paypal is. And can I integret it into my website as per receiving payment for my online sales. Please I would welcome advises from nairalanders that have knowledge of alertpay. Thanks. |
Thanks to all of you on ur advice. But I want to ask, is it hard to integret alertpay into my website as in to use in accepting payment. And is alertpay as trusted, recognised and secure worldwide like paypal is? Dis paypal thing don too tire me. I tink I will go for alertpay, I need tutoring frm u guys. Thanks. |
Good day bros and sis, am a newbie on nairaland and I am so hapy that such standard of blogsite could be in my obodo nigerian. I also noticed the way everybody relates, and advises each oda here. I want to really commend UBA (dats a bank many youngsters are really running away from, me inclusive) for this feet and dats a big challenge for first bank and afribank. I My question on dis UBA Africard, is dat I wanted to create and host a yahoo business website, dats is selling online in my own biz website. Can yahoo (small online biz)accept payment via the UBA Africard? And one more question pls (am sorry am going off the thread) I have a paypal account created for me in the usa, yet to be verified, and I wanted to use it to receive payment for my wares on the website. Though some one told me I can access it on operamini/mobile, that that's how he is using his. I saw a thread on alertpay and want to ask if alertpay will serve same purpose as paypal will and it is internationally recognised and trusted like paypal is. Please I would love it if am giving some answers and advice on paypal and on what to do.I need answers from the gurus in the house. Thanks. |
solidbroda: thank u. let those who have eyes let them c. let those who have brain let them understand. A false prophet is a false prophet. even with the man's flamboyant lifestyle, a normal person should question his(oyedepo) faith. who ever saw the owver of facebook on the t.v, you will c d simplicity in his dressing. her wife wedding ring was cheap for the kind of wealth he has. but pastors here are arrogant, flamboyant, proud and greedy. these are not the fruits of the holy spirit.. Good talk! I like that |
Did Presidential Jet Conveying Mrs Goodluck Prevent Faulty Dana Plane From Landing Before Crash?- "Is there any way of getting confirmation about news I'm just getting that the Dana plane was distressed for a while but could not make an emergency landing because the airspace was closed for 2 hours for the Presidential Jet carrying Dame Patience Goodluck Jonathan. Private jet owners who had to hover in the air same time leaked this. This was apparently the reason local news didn't report the crash for so long till CNN and foreign news stations started reporting it. Local news was 'blacked out' trying to kill the story of the airspace being closed while a distressed plane couldn't land. It would be shocking if so. Though there was engine failure there was still time for the plane to have landed apparently. You do know anyway that the airspace is closed for up to 2hours each time the Presidential Jet needs to go into the air? 2 hours for a 15minute take off or landing! And this jet is used by President, VP, President's wife and if I recall David Mark. It's almost a daily occurrence I've been told by airline staff when it caught me out on a trip The truth remains that the President's wife was actually in Lagos to attend the christening of their personal assistant's child at the Oriental hotel.. Lekki. Anyone living on the Lekki axis saw first hand the horrendous traffic caused by the president's wife's visit..and confirmed reports from airport staff who volunteered information, collaborated this fact, that the Lagos airport was actually shut for 2 hours, about the same time the ill fated Dana Plane crashed. This also strongly explains the reason why Aero contractor airplane could not depart Abuja for Lagos at 3:40pm because of the closure of the Lagos airport. This is criminal and one can only imagine the deep sorrow ad-in-finitum (without limit) that the families of these unfortunate Nigerians and other nationals are currently plagued |