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25 minutes into the film I still never understand wetin Dey happen
No difference from Chief Daddy
3/10 for me

I leave am go rewatch Anikulapo

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I’m sorry I’m posting this on this section. I hope the mods move it to the right section.

Why exactly do Africans and especially Nigerians involve God in everything??

I love to watch science stuff online. You could almost know 100% what the response of an African/Nigerian would be concerning a topic or phenomenon. Why? Why? Why?

The contrast between the answer a European, or American or even most times an INDIAN! will give about a topic and what you get from Africans is so vast, that the Africans almost always come off as mediocre.

About Gravity? Americans/European/other peoples answers : You have to look at the laws of gravity, newtons laws bla bla bla

But Africans: Praise be to Jesus/Allah for giving…

Omoo

You’ll barely learn anything from the comments of Africans. More religious than the people that gave you the religion.

I don’t want to even talk about the preaching. Why can’t Africans discourse topics without involving God?


NB: I love and Respect God.

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IyaTola:
Nothing is Permanent In This World

I visited my 120-year-old grandmother and gave her some money when I was leaving and she told me she doesn't need money again.

That she can no longer buy or sell at her age, so I should give the money to the younger ones who need it.

I also have a former governor friend whom I worked with as a greenhorn PA. He was governor from 1999-2007.
Not too long ago, I saw him.

After check-in, he was left seated by the corner of the Murtala Mohammed international airport awaiting his flight.

No one even recognized him again, not even passengers from the State where he was governor, and as I walked up to him and greeted him, then asked if he wanted any assistance, he stretched forth his trembling hands to hold me and simply said,

"Thank you for even recognizing me again. I just want your attention briefly my daughter . Sit down let me ask you something.

How is your Governor doing?"

I also have a retired Major General friend whom I served as a golf caddy at the NDA golf course in Kurmi Mashi, Kaduna.
He was so rich he built a beautiful house he was so proud of.

I visited him too not long ago and wanted us to climb to our favorite spot on his balcony upstairs.

He stared at me with a broad smile and said, "IT, I can't remember the year I went up there. It is lizards and cobwebs and the likes that live there now.

Even the kids, when they come, they don't enjoy my company in the house any more than a few hours and they are gone.

I don't have the limbs to climb up there again and the cost of cleaning keeps getting higher."

I have seen a lot more things.
How yesterday became the day before, how today became yesterday, and how tomorrow became today.

How the past became history, how the present became the past, and how the future became the present.
Nothing ever remains where it is.

Your strength, your muscles, your beauty, your wealth, your guts, your worth, your courage, your talent, your YOU, will progressively diminish until it returns to its source.

The richest man in the world in the 1960s will not be on the payroll of the richest man in the world today!

Even the strongest lion in the jungle will someday become weak, and frail and be eaten by the same predators it once terrorized.

Keep that in mind always and know that no matter how appealing and tempting that thing may seem, our interest in it will diminish with time.

Our strength to consume or own it will vanish with time until everything is surely taken away from us or we are surely taken away from everything!

"Nothing is permanent in this world".

Wishing you very Reflective Times.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT!!!

Try Dey give credit to the person that wrote this.

Una go just copy something from somewhere and take all the glory.

I read this piece a year or few years back.

Doesn’t that make you an accomplice?
You saw a minor enter a motel room and you didn’t call the police on them??

Most importantly he should also sign a law prohibiting homos from adopting kids born by normal people. YES NORMAL PEOPLE!

Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Live and lets live

Btw: There’s something off about this new moniker
I just feel you’re not same person as the other slawormir. You’re obviously an imposter

So I ask a simple question sir?

1. You left APC because they fielded a Muslim-Muslim ticket, and moved to PDP whose presidential candidate is not only a northerner, but a Fulani after 8 years of another Fulani?



PDP=APC
APC=PDP

I read with disgust your laboured attempt to undermine the best presidential candidate come 2023, Mr Peter Obi of the Labour Party.

Why should anyone on this forum trust you?
I trust people like Helinues, The bbqgriller, etc because I know exactly what to expect from them! But you are neither here nor there.

Below are links to some of your previous threads. What changed? I guess money changed hands right?

https://www.nairaland.com/3474383/2019-4-valid-reasons-why#51178230 Dec 5 2018

Valid reasons why Atiku should not be president!
Q: What happened to those valid reasons?

https://www.nairaland.com/3916918/congratulations-makarfi-pdp-dead May 29 2019

Here you said PDP is dead
Q: Have they suddenly resurrected?

https://www.nairaland.com/4976708/reasons-jimi-agbaje-win-lagos May 14 2019

Q: Jimi Agbaje lost. Why should we ever take you serious sir?

We are wiser now @TonyeBarcanista!!! You and your ilks can’t fool us anymore

You wrote this 2019

https://www.nairaland.com/3474383/2019-4-valid-reasons-why#51178230


What changed?

Money changed hands?

You’re even more despicable than the Vulturegriller. At least that one chose evil and stands by it daily!

A responsible husband is a man who does everything within his power to not die before the wife


Myself and 90 percent of my friends are all fatherless… shit is scary

So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored.

I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys
If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off..
it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something
It’s darn tiring.

So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me.

We settled for an amount.
Sent her my pics and got hers
She looked pretty average and decent.

First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening.

When she finally came, it was past 9.
Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby.

Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her.

As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested.

Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before.

She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha

I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom.

Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick.

I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo

She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down.
Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag.

I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger..

This girl was out to end my life!


I just wore my trousers and left the room.
I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days.

My own is make sure you vote your conscience o

I hope you know that most of their warriors are not even in Nigeria!

They live in stable economies, stable education, stable electricity (to power them phones to cause havoc and spread misinformation), good roads and better life for their kids

What is Vulturegrillers shop address in port Harcourt like he claimed?

Pan.doraobi is not even in Nigeria, yet he wants to tell you who to vote!

He/she benefits from the rot!

I no even know how much leadway pension dey owe me now...
from one job to the other, those guys don dey deduct my money for years.
I no one even know my account number or anything... I just know say dem dey deduct money