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[quote author=Siena]To all my Igbo brothers and sisters, I need help with a phrase.

Inukwa gi?

What does it mean? Thanks! [/quote

Inukwa gi means=did you hear yourself. And its very common in Anambra areas.

speedyboi: lmao......y shld I b sad talkless of cryin ? Wen out of wat u said, it is half I understand...........bad punctuation.....bad evritin that I can't jst help bt skip sum sentences. Abegi....u r jst so full of shit! I av ntn to argue with u cos evritin u r repeatin has been answered....nd I can't evn argue or ansa anymore of ur stupidity....imagine him telin me of racial discrimination, wen I was jst statin facts.
I wnt evn bother to reply u anymore..gosh...bullshitter..growup!

Laugh was wreck me for hia! Chei !
Its very adviseable to shut the fuock up when you aint gat nothing to say!
See how you have exposed yourself ?
Igbo ppl made a proverb that says "nga nga ka eji agbalu efi oso".
I read every single post here you that the only thing you need to do now is to keep a low profile!

Hyenas are very brutal and dangerous animals! I dont know how the guys get to tame them and made a pet out of them! Very brave. . .growing up in Jos township we use to come out and watch them against our mothers stern warnings and I use to get a serious ass beating cuz my big mouth sisters will tell on me . . . Chai!

Aji harem,I dont know if am the one you are refering to but omo-nna doesnt reside in Canada but in the country south of it. Jisie ike with your new attitude.

alj harem: Nri, no need for that here. BTW lng time my canada NL friend

Aji,am not a trouble maker but you read what that oba wrote about the Igbos! It was very degrading and callous! Mind you I dont have issue with the Bini people but the man who sits on their throne is very ignorant having in mind the kind of education he has acquired. If Eze-Nri say such about other groups I will personally write his palace and advice him to withdraw the comments and apologise too! But PHYSICS didnt do that! Bunch of hypocrites! Am out of this dump!

IFy, if you tell me what it mean achotalum gi nwa Onicha gulu akwukwo,maa mma nwoke ma nwee okpogho ga anu gi. And you know what that means;you will be married into the Ezechima lineage,your mothers people(ikwu nnei).

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ifyalways: Rofl @ Mgboro.I'm not sure i would bear such a name oh,hoha.Forgive me but its too mgbekelicious and trust me,i have one mgbeke name like that too,from Aro,nne m ochie gave me that.I would force myself to smile when she calls me by that name but fight anyone else that dared to mention that name anywhere close to me.

She died and that name was buried with her.Love her lots kama aha ahu nwere nnukwu "K-leg".Pronounciation and spelling was both "no comment" LOL.Even abbreviating it makes it worst.How does one abbreviate a name like "Mgbeke" sef?Things can only get terrible from there. . .Mgby?

LMAO.

Ify,you are invicibly funny! Mgboro is one rough name! The pronounciation goo is very "mgbekelicious". . .Odum,ewekwana iwe,blame it on Ifeoma!

Ify,can you please reveal that name that was given to you by your mother-inlaw ?

ifyalways: Nri,dalu so.E wepu na i kwulu now,a maghim ihe "nkpuke" putalu na agbanyeghi na ama m ihe ime nkpuke bu.Dalu Odogwu.

@Pozzy,ndewo.I bu nwoke ka i bu nwanyi?A nam acho di,o buru na uche gi di ya,mee ka m mara.

Odumchi,nde aga ide?Ehen,ndi Aro ana ekwu "i mere olia?" and "Nnawo" for weldone or goodmorning.

Ifeoma,Ifeoma, okwa ngwalui na ibu a bad girl na ebute ogbaghari na etiti umu okolobia!
Daalu maka ukpa ekene ibunyelum. . .Obulu na onwee ife ina aghotaro na Igbo Onicha juo mu maka amam onu Igbo Omanbala ofuma.

Ugwuakpogbuolam=the mountain has crucified me. Bini/efema/eshan mix.

IGBOS are the most accomodating people not only the whole of Africa but the WORLD! We dont expect people to learn and speak our language cause we know you might not find it easy. We dont exclude you in our conversations knowing fully well that you dont understand it. We are not afraid of being dominated in our land cause we are already a domineering people;case in point; ask th southwesternerss..lol. We will never ever allow a foreigner to be intimidated,oppressed or marginalized in our land,except if you are troublesome. We will offer you food and goodies if you are a good person. Infact,if a foreigner gets in a fight with a native in Igboland we are more likely to side with the foreigner because we dont want the foreigner to feel like he has no help. IGBOS are indeed blessed but dont come near our women. . .lol

Odumchi, "nkpuke" putalu "woman's quarter",hence "nwa ime nkpuke" translates to "child begat in a woman's house". You have to also understand that the house doesnt necessarily belongs to the woman but given the fact that the mother wasnt married made her abode a womans house. I hope I was able to made an impact in my translation.

[quote author=Okija_juju]APGA = Igbo peoples Party. Popularity begins and end in Igboland. Chances of Winning the 2015 presidential elections are the same as the chance that Jesus is coming by 2015.

UPGA = Igbo Party for Osu's. Popularity unknown. Chances of winning even a local government area are so low there is no yardstick to compare or measure.[/quote]Smelly feces,are you here irritating people again ?

odumchi: Nri, o bulu na icholu ikwu "I am confused" na Aro, ife ima asi bu "anya agbanwujuolam". Kama ife onhu m'delu aburo Aro. O bu Izugbe. Ndi Aro enwero ife di iche ha na akpo "bastard". "Bastard" bu "onye enwee nna".

Comprende! In Idenmili we call a bastaard "nwa ime nkpuke"

Abagworo: You seem rather focused on your State alone and to an extent Enugu. Maybe the other Southeastern States of Imo, Ebonyi and Abia should dislink permanently and form their own alliance as I sense a particular pattern that keeps repeating itself. I am yet to notice any of your type planning with Ebonyi in consideration.

WHAT IS REALLY WRONG WITH THIS MAN ? The Igbos made a proverb and said that; "ana esi na uno dili mma wee puta na ezi"(charity begins at home).
I am beginning to think you are obssesed!

alj harem: I support an International Airport but 3 is too much.

Lets forgot this pettiness and look at the viability of have 3 within driving distance. It is unreasonable, very unreasonable.

You are an Eze you can do better

Dude,you have been quite calm of late abi you don create a new id ?

Onlytruth: I strongly believe that our people need EDUCATION, and I don't mean just class room education, but INFORMATION education.
Here in the US, there are three international airports within 40 minutes drive of each other, and they are all always busy.
The South East needs THREE international airports: one in or around Onitsha to serve Onitsha, Otuocha, Awka and Nnewi axis; another at Owerri [/b]to serve Owerri and Aba axis; and one at [b]Enugu to serve Enugu, Nsukka and Abakaliki.
The Onitsha international airport can be remedied if there is a working relationship between Delta state and Anambra state to effectively convert Asaba into an international airport to serve the needs of Onitsha businesses.
If such agreement cannot materialize, then Onitsha needs an international airport. Too many business men travel to Dubai and far east from Onitsha. THEY GO THROUGH HELL doing that currently because they have to travel to Lagos first.
A friend relayed a story about how she was robbed and her brother killed in Port Harcourt on landing from the US.
I doubt it would have happened if she landed in Owerri.
I personally believe that if our people are informed, it would be harder to elect uninformed and local minded folks to lead our states.
We need these airports in SE to liberate our economies and create massive growth and arrest emigration from Igboland. I personally suspect that evil minded, die hard "One Nigerianists" are behind these killing and stifling of Igboland in order to force us out of our lands into other parts of Nigeria to be developing those areas while neglecting our own land.

Uzu na amaghi akpu ogene, ya nee egbe anya n'odu.

International airports link cities and metropolitan areas directly with the outside world. This is HUGE DEAL.
None of world class businesses would locate in areas that are not quickly accessible.
That is why Igboland is dying.
If international businesses are currently trickling into Igboland now, it would become a DELUGE if we have these airports in place.

Solution:

Every governor in Anambra, Imo and Enugu should take this issue as the CORE issue of development.
This is 21st century, and the world has become a village. Most of the money in the future would come by way of INTERNATIONAL COMMERCE AND INVESTMENT.

Do not allow anybody to lie to you about Igboland being "small". The truth is that if we do this, Igboland will become the biggest center of commerce and economic saturation in AFRICA. Some are afraid of that possibility, but we must not buy into their lies.

Here I stand!

Onlytruth, Ndu di n'eziokwu 1 of Igboland, Eze Ndigbo Nairaland.

Eze-Igbo,that your Igbo proverb is ANCIENT!

[quote author=Okija_juju]Tollgate money bit'ches!![/quote]So,Seun finally released your blackass? Next time there will be chains around your neck,upper and lower extremeties just like slave!
Ogoli nuo nwanyi nabo omalu nke ka mma. Nwata sili na nnie ama nzu ike nya nwa ama enwenata ezumike! Ifele megbuo gi! I na asom oyi ka nsi!

MsDarkSkin: It depends.

If I am not convinced, I'd laugh.

See you. You are already sounding soft and mild! By the way, once dated a Jamo hottie with a cool accent. She was so sweet and blended very well with my views. Wanted to marry her but I have a weak spot for Igbo chics. . .lol

tellwisdom: Bro, you see this woman below me with the name mshew chima. Extra large buttocks, wears long skirt and has a smelly pussiiee. Damnn # She's single anyway, incase ur interested

Bros,that uncultured mami-water is like a plague which has crawled her diseased self into our brother pants and refuse to go!! Her agenda here is to come and corrupt the innocent minds of our women so that they will stop being submissive to us! Mrs chima is a disease that we need to get rid of asap!! That hag has no respect for her hubby nor our great culture!

tellwisdom: Because your pussiie oozes . Perhaps, u must have been giving it to dirty guys like u to YANSH

I dont know about all Naija women but I know for sure from experience that Yoruba women Kitty-Cat stinks very bad! I dont know if it has to do with their very black skin,nasty food or is it from their typical dirty nature. . .bring it on so I can expose your women. . .betrayers and treacherous baastards with the dirtiest and ugliest women in Africa !!

For whatever reason it might be I will not shade tears for a woman! Thats very humiliating and moreso when one has to do it for punny reasons! So long money is in that bank and omo-boy still look clean,no problem. . .soldier go soldier come. . .soon as she walks outda door I will ring the next hottie on the list!

UK Bobo: Let's be honest. Nigerians butcher the english language with a rusty meat cleaver.

Bros,Nigeria has the worst accent when it comes to english speaking! This is a naked truth!
Did somebody just say yoriba! Please dont masturbate yourself to the grave!

Odum,kedu ka ndi ARO si ekwu; i am confused? In Idenmili we say; "egwulu ejum anya".
Na aka nke ozo, kedu ka ARO si akpo "bastard" ?

NRI PRIEST: Odumchi,aghotalum nke mbu idelu mana aghotasirom ife nine idelu na nke abuo. Biko kowalum ofuma.

Odumchi,nke abuo idelu oputalu,"is everything ok" ?

odumchi: Eh-eh!

O bu ugbua k m'huru unu. M'chere na uno agala Easter break osiso.

Ify lewennu otu aru gi ga ekuputa umu okorobia ka ebe egbe huru umu okuku na akpagari.

Nri, Ndaa kwan? Ihe dum onaha ejezikwa?

Odumchi,aghotalum nke mbu idelu mana aghotasirom ife nine idelu na nke abuo. Biko kowalum ofuma.

Umunne,keduzi egwu eji ? Ify,afuziim ka isi akpa umu guy stud! Nsogbu adiro na nkolom maka na anu gbaa tata echi bu nta. . . Nwa Onye Nri na ayo Olisa bi n'igwe ka orukwasa umuigbo NGOZI pulu iche!

ifyalways: I tried drinking jik and omo a couple of times.Reason was that anytime i fart,everyone around says 'Phew your stomache is dirty'.

Spat a couple of times inside a real mean uncle's flask of tea. I tried drinking jik and omo a couple of times.Reason was that anytime i fart,everyone around says 'Phew your stomache is dirty'.

Spat a couple of times inside a real mean uncle's flask of tea.

Ify,you be confirmed badddt gal!

My Akwaibom and Crossrivers brothers I greet you a bunch! Much love to my Ibibio peeps from your Igbos cousins! We love you!

Too embarrased to say.