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emindu:
News Alert!!! Yesterday we reported exclusively that IFC has denied granting Alex Otti 100billion dollars to build an industrial park in Aba as reported by SUN of Wednesday 18th February 2015. Rattled by our earth shaking revelations, Alex Otti has come out to say that what he said was a campaign strategy to win votes, he however appealed to Abians to disregard the remarks. Pls read page 57 of todays sun newspaper for details. Reacting to this development a human right activist based in lagos Tolu Mumeh described Otti's double speak as the hallmark of a man who cannot be trusted. How can a former Bank MD be telling white lies simply because he wants to be a governor. Abians should be very careful with politicians with empty promises

Source . Naijanetworknews

Orji Uzor Kalu again slandering peoples personally with his SUN Newspaper.

Facosco:
he is indeed not wasteful that is why he wear the same coat he wore 2years ago to the same occasion and told the man beside him to do the same
keep deceiving urself

So you are this blind not to know that his partner's overcoat in those two picture are of different lengths?!
Ok. Maybe he branched at "suraju tailor's" place to slice some off.


The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole. I didn't call you any but you know better.

Just as you will celebrate your birthday on any of these days only 13 times (i.e. one Saturday in 6 years) if you live up to 80 years.

The end justifies the means. Repentance, restitution and reward are great things few men will practice.

How to be neutral:

1. Read from all sides.

2. Follow nobody.

3. Defend what is fair, right and just.

4. Commend good contributions.

5. Condemn unreasonable partiality no matter whose ox is gored.

6. Enlighten the ignorant, the gullible with facts if you have it.

7. Shun unreasonable insulters.

8. Take advice and learn from others' intelligent contributions.

9. Above all, read to learn and don't read to reply/respond.

10. Enjoy the rest of your weekend with laughter.

How to be neutral:

1. Read from all sides.

2. Follow nobody.

3. Defend what is fair, right and just.

4. Commend good contributions.

5. Condemn unreasonable partiality no matter whose ox is gored.

6. Enlighten the ignorant, the gullible with facts if you have it.

7. Shun unreasonable insulters.

8. Take advice and learn from others' intelligent contributions.

9. Above all, read to learn and don't read to reply/respond.

10. Enjoy the rest of your weekend with laughter.

The fact that Buhari is not wasteful made him keep the Italian Coat since God knows when and wears it without shame.

Most of our leaders don't use same attire more than once in public.

Prisca0ge:
Wow! And we are here lacking prison in Nigeria. Criminals like; GEJ,Fayose,Koro,PEJ,Madueke,Okonjo,and the rest of the PDP thieves should be resting in Jail. Bring it here to us now!

I burst into laughter seeing those names you mentioned.

Abeg, I'm as neutral as a butterfly. Just catching fun.

datguru:
ISLAM!



A religion of peace

Crime has no religion, it rides on it.

omanifrank:
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this makes me remember those days why an undergraduate

When the excitement at getting your certificate hits you...lol

ee ri ise fi se o. amin

SAME DEPARTMENT?!

My advice, please convince her to defer 4/5 months into the pregnancy, making sure she completes whichever semester she's in now.
If not, humiliation may depress the both of you.

My cousin had a similar experience but the girl's parents are rich. She was whisked abroad and came back to get married to him after delivery.

Paulpaulpaul:
Why do I find it difficult to believe this?

I thought it was just me. I can't explain.
Well, whatever is the truth, kudos to the military.

ureach:
They took his shoes...

They're right there.

That morning, he dressed himself wearing those beautiful socks not knowing what's about to happen to him.

Unfortunately, they don't learn.

laraxxx:
“I would slap my wife back!" says one guy

This video is hilarious...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ175mmvAQA

... but what would YOU do if your wife SLAPS your Mama?

It's even terrible to imagine it.

Finished CEC 201 (2hrs) exams in less than 40mins. I stood up, submitted and about to walk out. Then I was stopped by the invigilators, frisked & forced to sit down. They went through my answer sheets, they threw questions at me. They later found that "i dey hang for distinction level" in my previous GPA.

They started gisting with me while still forced to sit till it was 1hr into the exams.

The news went viral. I rode on that popularity to join school politics. Na so GPA con drop! (to 4.1 of 5)

SuperSuave:
OP, it seems your dstv subscription will end soon

Subscription must expire for God's sake!

By the WA, that's not the only message DSTv sends.

melomelo:
APC with troubles allover.
Yesterday in Maiduguri, Today in river state, tomorrow we dont know yet
What a killer political party.
I said it before, APC is a disgrace to this nation;killing shooting, burning etc always
Any update on buhari certificate saga?
GEJ for third term

Repackage. This won't sell.

FreeGlobe:
must APC campaign in okrika? They have been warned severally by ateke Tom to stay off okrika. APC is not welcome in okrika, no APC poster/billboard in okrika. APC should stop searching for propaganda

Stop! Read your comment again.

Just in case you don't get it, tell me exactly when Okrika becomes a sovereign LGA under the rulership of Ateke Tom?

wtech:
we dnt need ur vote , not all element will exist in d subset of d universal set

Noted. I never regretted my decision, not even the one backed by an ASTRONOMER like you.

wtech:
oh i can remember u do scater d babe , product of leaked condom #nairaland

God bless you. But I will not vote your party neither do my family. I have my PVC & I'll do justice with it.

Keep insulting & we'll keep dumping you in trickles.

"I will show you that I am from Okrika"

- Madam anonymous.

SOLMICHAEL:
mad man!!!

The pressure and threat he daily received from the giver to return the vehicle is enough to make him m_d.

rozayx5:
when they hear OBJ call someone corrupt

I will never forgive him for making me sleep on Benin Ore Road in 2007

He thought GEJ would be a puppet, his current actions make me to respect GEJ more

this same man fought us Akwa Ibomites when we demanded for our offshore Oil money.

he should go and join APC, thats PDP current dustbin, where you build one KM of rail with 100billion


f00lish and shameless old man who cant zip up before his daughter inlaw

www.nairaland.com/attachments/229503_ROFLMAODog_gif3fa44b12f55ba64fc785c3a5794ba92e

Who exactly are you speaking to?!

wtech:
APC is just full of illiterates, tearing your boxers is it a way of telling the seller that the boxers is not good? really APC need certificates.

Yes, if needs be.

How best do you dump a supposed lover who never loved you?!

SIGNATURE DUMP it is.

sauceny:
If truly he was a qualified doctor,he should have understood the "patient doctors confidentiality"

If i were the lady in question, i would drag him to court & ask his license be revoked with effective immediately.

The Doctor is church designate. They will tell what they find to the pastorate.

striktlymi:
If a spouse is faithful in many things but one. Fulfills all other responsibilities to the partner and the children but for some reason the person can't stop extramarital affairs.

Would that singular act make him or her a terrible person to live with as a spouse and a parent?

No!! It makes you a "good" spouse.

feelamong:
RIP!!!

SERIOUSLY WE NEED TO START TAKING ROAD SAFETY SERIOUSLY IN THIS COUNTRY!

...now that the high and mighty are affected abi?!

Unserious nation.

What are your statistics and facts?

Or you are just teasing your brain with frivolity.

kbdrim:
President Goodluck Jonathans PHD thesis is on the topic "Behavioural Predictions Peculiar to West African Dwarf Goat (Carpa Hircus) when Placed in Close Proximity with Juicy Fat White Yams (Discorea Rotundata) in an Unsupervised Environment 8

What do we do with it?

eposho:
he ran backward or what? vehicle supposed to be facing the other way.
xplain op.

Obviously a learner coming to the eatery to pose. Unfortunately, he was posed.

Rhyle:
NYSC 2014
I fell in love with this cute damsel
and
everything was going on fine until i
made
my intention known to her father &
being
a learned man, here is what he gave
me:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK
LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to
marry
your
daughter Miss___________ _. I am
_____
years
old.
Please answer the following
questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin?
Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue.
Leave my
house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in
marriage.
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how
you can give respect to your father
in- law
and mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need
money for my hair at the saloon",
what
would be your answer ?
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
5. What does the term 'good
husband'
mean to you?
6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long
If the time of their marriage is less
than
your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a
man to sleep outside his
house.
10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is
the owner of the kids between father
and
mother?
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?
3. When can I interview your mum
4. When can I interview your church
Pastor
5. Please stick your passport size
photo
below which will be put in the
newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here:
Sign again:
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you
more questions;
Postal Address:
Email:
Phone:
Home:
Facebook:
BEST WISHES

Signed: Prospective father in law, Gustav 'el-chapo' Joaquin.

POSSIBILITIES

PDP could have masqueraded the letter to disrepute APC as violent & undemocratic.

APC could have self-styled the letter to handcuff AIT on the character assassination documentary on Buhari.

Riff-raff political sympathizers could have contrived the letter to give their party a winning streak...stupid!

Anything is possible.