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BALLOSKI:
I'm keeping space for them

NOTED.

IT'S ALL PART OF THE FUN

BALLOSKI:
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THAT'S ALL?!!

ROOM/KITCHEN/TOILET YOU MEAN?

LOCATION?

ASOKORO/MAITAMA = 1.2M - 2M

WUSE = 900K - 1.2M

GWARINPA = 250K - 500K

JABI = 400K - 1M

KARU = 200K - 500K

NYANYA = 100 - 200K

KUJE = 80K - 150K

GWAGWALADA = 50K - 150K

LOKOGOMA = 250K - 400K

APO = 400K - 700K

KUBWA = 200K - 400K

Finishing and proximity to major routes eventually determines price.

laurenziz6:
There are some incredibly odd laws that have sprung up
across the globe. Some are so incredibly specific, we'd love
to hear what the backstory behind them is.
1. A married woman is only allowed to have one
glass of wine in La Paz, Bolivia.
2. Chewing gum in the entire country of Singapore
is illegal.
3. No sex on the steps of a church at night in
Birmingham, Alabama.
4. Capri, Italy has a ban on "noisy footwear." No
flip-flops or squeaky shoes.
5. There's a hot spring in Swaziland called Cuddle
Puddle, and it's ONLY for cuddling. No making love
in there.
6. Melbourne, Australia has a ban on men wearing
strapless gowns in public.
7. A town in Alberta recently outlawed all swearing,
yelling and spitting. One step away from being the
town from Footloose.
8. No shooting open tin cans in Spades, Indiana.
9. Kissing in a moving vehicle in Eboli, Italy? Get
ready to pay a 415 Euro fine.
10. It's illegal to slurp soup in a restaurant in New
Jersey.
11. If you make an ugly face at a dog in Oklahoma,
you can go to jail.
12. You can't ride an ugly horse in Wilbur,
Washington.
13. In Hartford, Connecticut you are not allowed to
teach any dog anything.
14. You can be fined if you wink at a woman in
Ottumwa, Iowa.
15. Barbados has outlawed wearing camouflage for
anyone unless you're in their drug and defense
forces.
16. If you're ice skating in Frankfurt, you better stay
below the speed limit of 50 miles per hour.
17. Sorry anyone in Britain, you can't sell cooked
tripe in the country. Raw is good to go.
18. If you're working at a cheese factory in Ferrara,
Italy, it's illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory.
19. A woman is only allowed to skydive in Florida
on a Sunday if she is married.
20. If you want to cary your violin down the street
in Salt Lake City, you better not have it in a paper
bag.
21. In Iran it's legal to have sex with a
domesticated animal, but illegal to have sex with
wild animals.

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There are some incredibly odd laws that have sprung up across the globe. Some are so incredibly specific, we'd love to hear what the backstory behind them is.

1. A married woman is only allowed to have one glass of wine in La Paz, Bolivia.

2. Chewing gum in the entire country of Singapore is illegal.

3. No sex on the steps of a church at night in Birmingham, Alabama.

4. Capri, Italy has a ban on "noisy footwear." No flip-flops or squeaky shoes.

5. There's a hot spring in Swaziland called Cuddle Puddle, and it's ONLY for cuddling. No making love in there.

6. Melbourne, Australia has a ban on men wearing strapless gowns in public.

7. A town in Alberta recently outlawed all swearing, yelling and spitting. One step away from being the town from Footloose.

8. No shooting open tin cans in Spades, Indiana.

9. Kissing in a moving vehicle in Eboli, Italy? Get ready to pay a 415 Euro fine.

10. It's illegal to slurp soup in a restaurant in New Jersey.

11. If you make an ugly face at a dog in Oklahoma, you can go to jail.

12. You can't ride an ugly horse in Wilbur, Washington.

13. In Hartford, Connecticut you are not allowed to teach any dog anything.

14. You can be fined if you wink at a woman in Ottumwa, Iowa.

15. Barbados has outlawed wearing camouflage for anyone unless you're in their drug and defense forces.

16. If you're ice skating in Frankfurt, you better stay below the speed limit of 50 miles per hour.

17. Sorry anyone in Britain, you can't sell cooked tripe in the country. Raw is good to go.

18. If you're working at a cheese factory in Ferrara, Italy, it's illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory.

19. A woman is only allowed to skydive in Florida on a Sunday if she is married.

20. If you want to cary your violin down the street in Salt Lake City, you better not have it in a paper bag.

21. In Iran it's legal to have sex with a domesticated animal, but illegal to have sex with wild animals.

chukwudi44:
You are quite pathetic!!! Continue to dream!!! This case will take a really really long time!!! Even going to the supreme court and time is not on the APC's side.

Saraki will never be impeached!!! A higher court will set aside the CCT ruling and the case would continue to linger!!! You think the Like minds senators are babies!!!

That higher court that will set aside the ruling must be under Saraki's dynasty!!

Funny 'hopers'

This is to 95% of men out there.
Your girlfriend today is somebody else's wife tomorrow, and vice versa.
If you keep "doing what you're doing", i'm afraid you'll get what you give.

Tkester:
This is jus pure macabre dance!

Anybody thinking that Saraki will be ousted from his position as the SP needs his brain checked.

Just as the noise of Ekweremadu's senate rule forgery and in the end it was dismissed, so shall this macabre dance end.

Truth is that the APc has no manifesto, so all these noise represents the direction of a purposeless and vision less govt.

'Sidon dia'. I tell you if this is the only corruption case that will be pursued by this Buhari administration to score its "cheap" anti-corruption "propaganda", THEY WILL DO IT.

SARAKI WILL BE REMOVED.

Don't insult me now, it's all a matter of time.

You don't really mean business...suiciders don't sample opinions.

for how long?

Christ came for the sick, not the healthy.

There is no better place.

Your own "Engirish sef dey kiritika"


...an evidence of a damaged education.


Compared to you, Idi Amin was "Shakespeare"!!

Kingsley: Yes sir. it's neatly folded inside your wardrobe!!


Kingsley trowey face..focuses on next movie scene...

cunning man dies...

nobilis:
The guy you're talking about, how was his problem solved?
Instead of mentioning how the problem got solved, you're busy shouting Jesus' name.
How will Jesus' name solve the problem at hand?

ARE YOU PAINED! YOU WAKE UP ON MONDAY MORNING JUST TO PICK ON PEOPLE..


I call JESUS! again till you are deafened by it. The name works for me.

whatever your choice is your choice.

edan15:
I think someone like myself would just do the magic. I don't want a woman who will be secretly weeping because of my ailment.

Your problem will go away in Jesus name.

I know someone who once had the same issue. The mother was always crying, d guy hardly travelled. It was so bad for him that If he dosed off for 3 mins in a vehicle he'll soak everyone around him.

But today he's free, married with children.

Your problem is solved in Jesus name.

carzola:
Is the VP of any relevance to the governace of this country?
NO!!!!!!! SW you guys need to shut dafuck up....

Another 'ya nmiri' spotted. Hating is an attitude. Repent o.

Mike Okonkwo is a brother to him, and not an adversary as you make others.

IGB.O man.

You be my in law o.
Stop this nonsense.

edan15:
If you are in my shoes and you are scared of going into a relationship, you will understand.

I don't mean any insult at all with my response.

will a bed wetter wife help you?

you need a woman that I so normal and is equally willing to cope with your problem, and solve it.

When I'm on the plane, I feel, see or perceive nothing but a safe landing.


whoever writes this must have collected his data from Lufthansa: the airline with only one crash in 75yrs.

Great. All these kidnappers and fraudsters can now be handpicked like SNAILS!





Nigeria shall be great again.

What do you intend to make out of this? !

To Nigerians. ....NO!
To Seccessionist. ...YES!

If you want a dog dead, make bad its good name....The Seccesaionists' gameplan

All liars and propagandists will have their share in the lake of fire.

Give thanks

EazyMoh:
Yoruba is not the largest ethnic group Abeg! Hausa is. Research that one again. that's if you actually made one.

you are wrong on this.
hausa speakers are very large
hausa ethnic group is small.
jihad made the language to spread.

africans are comic in nature.

glimpse:
Her life, her body, her name, her decision... i am minding my business

I'm moved to tears by that picture.

Mothers are moulders.

freemon50:
i am suspecting you ooo, abi you self don pick pocket before, try it again and you will smell you shit

excuse me?!

freemon50:
they poured paint on him, not hot water, I noticed most FTC dont read well before they comment. Smh..that serves the man well, next time he wont pick pocket

whatever it is, were they constituted a court to accuse, arrest, try and sentence?!

Owe no man....please!


...but on a contradictory but intelligent disposition...


...work with maximum limit of 35% to cater for eventualities. This is Africa, responsibilities are too many.

Barbarism

BishopMagic:
If you must marry for money at least try and avoid marrying an Arab Muslim billionaire.

You see why you must look before you leap!!

Money gets you everything but peace.