₦airaland Forum

yomi007k:
Yes oo. All dose bossom hugs increase our oxytocin level thus making us more loving.

Una don start again; OXY-TO-SIN

packman:
[size=30pt]OLD MAN PLEASE GO AND SLEEP[/size]

Little boy please go grow up

Dwarf Danny Devito has made success of his life. There are billions of able-bodied men whose lives are most miserable.

Yes! If I have at least 17 houses that she knows about, and each of worth as much...

lawanson44:
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Stop being an ignoramus...Take a look at the picture very well.

The time at the upper right hand of the screen is the live time from AIT which is 21:08 (9:08pm)...

The Desperation program is billed to start by 22:00 till 23:30 (10:00 till 11:30) according to the channel info from DSTv.

Look well before you comment and stop displaying your shallow mindedness like your APC masters

This is joke. Why are you acting so seriously like an astronaut.

Save the last dance!

I'm from southwest, a Christian. I have a strong inclination to voting this Buhari.
If he's a religious bigot as called, why did Dora Akunyili rate him so highly.

There is a great shivering in PDP camp.

seanet02:
The primary is going on as scheduled. National working committee are just deceiving themselves.

That is to say: The secondarily school is going on with the SSCE, and WAEC is just deceiving itself.


I am sorry!

1.fight corruption tooth & nail
2.fight corruption tooth & nail
3.fight corruption tooth & nail

Otherwise........Otuoke sraaat (straight).

When a single individual constitutes himself all-mighty in Kasamu. APC with all its problems will sail smoothly to victory if Ogun PDP continues to be run this way.

ceo4eva:
I think the fence-jumping lawmakers should also be dismissed as well.

...and allow those night- crawling PDP Reps to perpetrate their kangaroo impeachment abi



Ok sa!

While you have a reason to applaud the military, you also have countless reasons not to do so because no one knows what's going to come next.


God have mercy.

Stephen Keshi
A name that will go down in Nigeria's sport history as 'Unforgettable'.
If truly you have reached your tactical peak and you have nothing better to offer, it was all the way good for Nigerian football in the last two years;
Nations Cup Trophy, World Cup Qualifiers...yet these Oliver Twists wanted more.
If NFF goons were to determine the fate of our dear President GEJ, he would have been sacked 365 times and FIFA would have in turn reinstated him 365 times.
You came you saw you conquered.
Keshi remember, professionals are insatiable. And most unfortunately you coached the national team of the most impatient citizens on earth.
You are simply the best this country has ever produced among its own.
Of course there is money to share when clueless and colluding foreign coaches come calling. That is our identity, sadly.
I celebrate you BIG BOSS

dapsoneh:
Law of kamal

No! It's law of Yekini!!!

Dotman01:
'Dumb' is an under-statement.
$9.3+$5.7=$15million.

Chicken change; Ibori's bribe money to (extinct) Ribadu.

I sorry sorry oooo.

THE EMPTY HEAD. He came to the viewing centre, watched with a clinical concentration, goes out quietly. Then you met him at the end of the match and asked: "which team played & what's the scoreline?"
His reply: Allah walahi I no no pha...!!!!

englishmart: but you spend your time talking about their horrendous movies like you stated.

70% of Nigerians like our movies. South Africans prefer our movies to theirs, Jamaicans love our movies a lot. Sierra leonines like only our movies. 70% of English speaking African countries enjoy watching our movies a whole lot. So whether or not you like it, they smile to the bank with millions every month.

This is not about money.
The proceeds from their makeshift acting is no different from the proceeds from kidnapping.

urhoboman: i stopped since2005

I stopped in 1997. Now it's a serious challenge coping with my wife since 2009.

It's just a recipe for obesity

The mother of Honorable Remmy Hazzan was kidnapped at the assembly member's residence about 7pm in Omu Ijebu, Odoogbolu LGA of Ogun state yesterday.

The kidnappers who came in a red saloon car pretended to be visitors, dragged her out of the compound as the 67year old was screaming HELP HELP which never came.

Hon Remmy Hazzan is a strong critic of Governor Ibikunle Amosun led government in Ogun state.

An eyewitness who was coming in his car from Epe axis saw the said red saloon car parked close to a black SUV and somebody was dragged into it and driven off while the red car followed.

As at the time of filing this report, no contact has been made to anyone by the kidnappers.
It is in this vein that the family of Hon Remmy Hazzan becon on the public for useful information while may lead to the woman's release.

The problem didn't just start now. Our DSTv in the office has been going through scan - trip off cycle for 3weeks now.
We didn't even bother to recharge again.
They have strong HACKERS they're dealing with now and they are trying to be systematic in effecting upgrade without shutting you all out at once..

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ROCKJ1: After paying 27 million you still lose the election ... what a waste of funds.

After going to school no job. What a waste of life!

No risk no riches.

Why should a woman not fart in her man's presence? I mean why?
If she does, it tells of how much she's open to him. And usually it is done deliberately and for fun.
However, it should be done with courtesy.

34th Birthday?!!!








"Barry @ 40"








Many thanks to beauticians

patriotic007: The worst governor is Adams oshiomhole,...talks too much and acts without sense

Can't you see that you are on your own?!!!

ujoinme: The Airport building governors are all PDP - jigawa, bauchi, delta and Akwa ibom. All APC airports are in the pipeline and yet APC calls themselves progressives. When in deed PDP are the ones progressing with development! UP fi di fi

Any APC controlled states without an airport? Ekiti and...

GeneralShepherd: Why can't your Daddy's,GOs and MOGs harness the number of people under their control to call for a change in this country?

I forgot they need to collect tithe from thieving politicians!

Change begins from within. Revolution Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ of †ђξ 'bigotless' citizenry, not of †ђξ mosque's moslems or of the church's christians.


...and tithe...it's no problem believing what you believe.

Regards.

DK Jaleel: what happened to 'the lord is my shepherd??'...
It shows he aint even sure of the god he's claiming to serve..

†ђξ psalmist of '†ђξ Lord it М̣̣̥̇̊Ɣ​​​ shepherd' had 30,000 bodyguards...led by Joab.
If your safety Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ assured in heaven, every other thing you do Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ for show.

All men of God have bodyguards: priests, rabbis, imams, pastors, bishops, etc.
It now depends on Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ you define 'bodyguard'
Armed, dangerous and invisible.
If you cannot discern then you are carnal

All that each and everyone of us need to change our views about some religious issues Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ a personal encounter. This thread was made 'worthlessly' long because some people with very good points always wanted to win †ђξ argument by saying †ђξ last word. Even with your facts you can become arrogant and strongly hated when you argue.
I was at †ђξ RCCG congress and I clearly heard †ђξ MOG said those things that were completely misrepresented by †ђξ OP and some others followed suit. Well, everybody good or bad has a fan.

Let 'none Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ good, except God' be your watchword. Daily live a life that tends you towards goodness.
People are not believed because they say things in †ђξ name of God but because they live it.

Many Nairalanders are youths. We have never harnesses this platform to call for change in this country as it's happening in other countries, but rather divide and hate ourselves †ђξ more on this platform.

†ђξ good we have Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ †ђξ good we see coming.

Let's just change our thinking.

All that each and everyone of us need to change our views about some religious issues Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ a personal encounter. This thread was made 'worthlessly' long because some people with very good points always wanted to win †ђξ argument by saying †ђξ last word. Even with your facts you can become arrogant and strongly hated when you argue.
I was at †ђξ RCCG congress and I clearly heard †ђξ MOG said those things that were completely misrepresented by †ђξ OP and some others followed suit. Well, everybody good or bad has a fan.

Let 'none Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ good, except God' be your watchword. Daily live a life that tends you towards goodness.
People are not believed because they say things in †ђξ name of God but because they live it.

Many Nairalanders are youths. We have never harnesses this platform to call for change in this country as it's happening in other countries, but rather divide and hate ourselves †ђξ more on this platform.

†ђξ good we have Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ †ђξ good we see coming.

Let's just change our thinking.