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Tell me why on earth i need to do all this hide and seek. If your life truly belongs to you, why bother who says and does what! except you yourself are a hideous person.

I pray you succeed.

DickDastardly:
Ignored

You are welcome!

DickDastardly:
I insist you stop quoting me. I take God beg you. Pls vamoose.

I can't be resisted. I'm not devil. if you don't want to be quoted DO NOT COMMENT, more especially on Nairaland.
Be nice and I'll be your friend and together we can right most of the wrongs and make our country a haven for our rising stars - the children.

God bless.

DickDastardly:
Must you quote me? Now move on with your empty stupidity.

Observe my monicker so closely. I'm scarce, I burst into nairaland for information and not to wield racial muscle or propagate ethnic superiority. if your are pained as loudly expressed by your SURFACE-SCRATCHING response, choose your word carefully next time. CHILDREN ARE HERE READING TOO!

DickDastardly:
His paid zombies will surely have silly contrary thrash to type

*summons Lalasticlala and mynd44*

If you want to pass a message and your choice of word(s) is/are vulgar, you are instantly seen as stup!d and your salient points become awashed.

People still don't get it. Marriage is a choice!

Political MALadministrator!!

frankline5:
Nigerians are fools!

...that include your father, mother and your knocle-head sibling for a fact.
No more comment.

frankline5:
Nigerians are fools!

...that include your father, mother and your knocle-head sibling for a fact.
No more comment.

jumobi1:
Very relevant political news

Welcome to Nairaland! The Jobless junksite.

jumobi1:
Very relevant political news

Welcome to Nairaland! The Jobless junksite.

God bless you eternally.

LouisVanGaal:
Lmao!!! The Stupidity of people blows like Harmattan breeze!

My brodaaa...! As it became clear to them that their earlier assertion was baseless and unfounded and about to be proven so, they quickly came up with another.

Father! deliver us from die hard enemies.

sparrowkid:
LOL at the bolded. The same logic always. Tell a lie, believe the lie and tell it to your children. The cycle continues.

...and it's a vicious cycle!

May God Himself tame the hate trait in Igbo blood. It's too much.

PhockPhockMan:
Whatever that will save me from the murderous fulani herdsmen is OK by me.

From the observatory angle of my in laws, Igbos have more enemies within than they perceive they have without. FACT.

PhockPhockMan:
Was there signed referendum that joined south sudan with Sudan or Eritrea with Ethiopia?

Save us the crap.

...then use the right word, seccession. Nigerian is not a Union.

quid:
Did you smoke paw-paw leaves?

Silence...

Liberty90:
Yorubaa...SMH.

See, I don't misrepresent fact no matter who you think I am.

YOU CANT EXIT WHAT YOU NEVER BELONGED.

Is Biafra a legal entity like Britain? Where is the signed referendum that joined it to Nigeria in that name?

emvico:
oga, pls which state is GOGI?

Kogi ...autocorrect blamed.

olayinka807:
They looks lovely.

English Language F9

aminaadamu:
Old pictures
Hmmm Na so in de start

We'll, if the picture is not older than Yahaya Bello's (Kogi Governor) five months in office, it's still tenable.

But why this hatred, why?!!!

allanphash7:
8 business men

You are very correct. Kingdom business is big business.
READ Luke 2:49 KJV

Docjay487:
Bros, after stealing my goat, you got convicted.. don't just tell Jesus sorry na, return my meat so I'll see your face.

Happy Sunday there.

That's restitution. You can only do that if you've been convicted of your wrong by your own conscience.

chiamakaaa:
I've been scammed on jiji which is so sad as I haven't been scammed before.It happened like this 

I was browsing on my phone and and ad of jiji just popped up, I opened it and I saw an iPhone 6 selling for 60k ,it was too good to be true but I called the seller whose name is Mis Chuks Rebecca on jiji and phone number is 08103003614 and it told him what I wanted he told me to send my address,the item I want and colour to him and he will send it to jiji to deliver it as he wasn't in Lagos.He later said that the iPhone 6 is 50k because of their black Friday sales. In about 5 minutes I got a message from jiji not a number telling me my booking Id is 448199sp and I will get a call from their agent who will process my booking.
In about 5 minutes someone called me with an uncoded number and said he is a jiji agent and told me my item,price and address,he voice was very deep and he wasn't so audible, I was scared initially,he said his name is mc Morgan and I would have to pay a booking of 5k,I told him I would not pay this until delivery he said they wouldnt deliver until I pay it as most customers keep them waiting and don't show up at the point of delivery.I transferred the 5k to the sellers account which was a big risk I took.
On my way back I called the seller who said he had gotten the alert and that he will contact jiji and my order will be coming soon.In about 20 minutes someone called me,he was speaking pidgin said he is the driver from jiji and that he is with my item"shey na only one item wey I get?" I said yes.In thirty minutes again I called him back,he said jiji hasn't told him to deliver my item that I should call them.
I called the so called agent whose number is 08100738293 and he said a customer sent people to rob their bus after collecting his delivered item and they were instructed not to collected cash at hand I have to pay the money to the sellers account which is Goodnews ventures,account no 4444978519, diamond bank...I told him about the no payment before delivery policy and he said because of the incident the rule has changed and that jiji was angry because of the huge sum lost,he also said other customers were complaining and said sorry for the inconvenience. I didn't want to pay the money,it was like GOd was talking to me but I didn't listen...my conscience kept on telling me not to but I saw cheap iPhone so I was happy.
I later called the seller argued that I will follow the driver and pay the money as soon as I get the item but he said it was jiji's policy not his and there was nothing he could do about it.told him there Is no diamond bank around my side,so he sent me a gtb account with account name adebayo vincent ,account no 0177754350 and I quickly rushed to pay in the money before the bank closes.. The agent said the seller is trusted and it isn't a scam because I told him I suspected they were scamming me...till that night seller kept saying he hasn't gotten the alert. The agent gave me another whatsapp no to. Send a pic of the teller to him,I sent it and then he said my item will be delivered.
The next morning the agent called me and told me that my item will be delivered before 12 and that my money will be refunded if I don't want the item.when it was 12 I kept on calling the agent,driver and seller. The agent and driver blocked my number while the so called seller doesn't pick my call again.
This happened about three days ago..and I even saw a someones post yesterday that he's been scammed with jiji by the same good news ventures.Jiji hasn't replied my emails,my tweets,they don't even have a customer care number. I've been telling them my experience with comments on instagram,, they didn't reply and now they've blocked me..
Please I need your help !!!....need my money back and I also need you to warn people about the risk of shopping on jiji..they have no customer service number,they don't reply their emails,tweets,when you complain on instagram,they block you!!!!......Jiji should be blocked and these scammers should go to jail!!!!...The screenshots shows another persons complain about being scammed on jiji.

Your money is not lost if you can make a case with the police. You have phone numbers, and BVN tagged bank accounts.

It will take time but they will be arrested. The police will flash the accounts, cancel their ATMs and play along in another booby scam.

This is one way out of many tactful methods the new improved Nigeria Police use.

I recently recovered 1.2M thru the help of NP, and only parted with 50k I willingly gave them to show appreciation, and the case is in court.

Please for the sake of others, let us report all criminal cases to the police.

amtaken:
Buhari needs to stop this bullshit!

Integrity is a defence. If you don't have it, everything becomes vulnerable.

Why is EFCC not going after Akinwumi Adesina?

quid:
Stop playing about with words.
Boko Haram killed at least 30,000 people.
Call a spade a spade . . .

'Boko Haram' is a menace...condemnable by every right thinking human. I really don't understand the reason for your sharp digression.
More than 75% of the 30,000 people you claimed were killed by BH were kiths and kins of BH tribesmen.

quid:
See as you dey misyarn

Do you even understand simple English? Does 'ghost criminal' mean that the criminal doesn't exist. I think there's something else going on in your mind.

quid:
Help me count the ghosts in this video

 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjw5lTnClBo

Give me their names and I'll give you the names of all criminals numbered in my post and the detention where to find them.

quid:
Hausa + Fulani: 500,000,000 (Boko-Haram, Herdsmen, Ombatse, Maitatsine, etc)

figure is for those arrested and documented. Not 'ghost criminals'.

NAME CHECKERS ASSOCIATION Big Boys Zone Jabi District Abuja

Weekly Summary: WK3 June

Hausa: 6 (2 suicide bombers, 2 robbers, 2 others.)

Yoruba: 8 (3 hooligans, 3 Kidnappers, 1 fraudster, 1 rapist)

Igbo : 32 (10 cultists, 8 armed robbers, 7 fraudsters, 2 drug barons, 3 rapists, 2 gays)

Others: undefined.

All datas are verifiable.

Crimes don't pay. Desist.