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Arysexy:
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Fool

If you are a believing Christian you have sinned, but if you are not you may quote me...and add insults.

handsomenairala:
My brother, i shouldn't say this, I have tried all along not to say it but it's painful when you see an ingrate rubbing some shit on your face. This was a guy I gave my money(not much though) to when I saw him battling the mystery of life....

Hear this: The Hausa's had been very very peaceful Nigerian Moslems prior to Igbo conspiracy of 1966. Vengeance made them (Hausas) violent and they did not recover 49yrs after.

I just hope they (the Igbos) don't mean to start it with us again.

handsomenairala:
We met and became friends in my first year in Secondary School but prior to this meeting, we had met at extra mural classes organised by Ghananians.

We attended one of the best Roman catholic secondary schools in Ondo state and our relationship remained the same ever since we left Secondary school to different tertiary institutions.

After so many years in different directions of life, fate led us to each other on that fateful day; we met again at Barbing Salon in London; exchanged pleasantries and phone numbers. And funny enough, we both attend the same Pentecostal Church.

However, problems started last week when the issue of Oba Akiolu was being blown out of proportion. I went on my Facebook page only to see his Timeline filled up with myopic views/biased write ups about Yorubas and distorted history. I ignored it but my conscience couldn't. I therefore decided to call his attention to what Arthur Eze said about Yorubas in the presence of Goodluck Jonathan and Obi of Onitsha and the Yoruba quiet response to the repulsive and annoying utterances. I told him that as a pastor-to-be; your Timeline has always been used for Evangelism but all of sudden, it has now been turned to a platform to bash Yorubas. I told him to desist from such habit and i moved on with my life.

Unfortunately, he chose not to address or respond to my submission/grievance. He went on his Timeline and bashed me in directly. I read his indirect message on his Timeline, I wanted to talk but I thought there was no need for it and I moved on. To my surprise today, he filled up his Timeline again about how Urhobo, Itshekiri, Ijaws etc should come together against Yorubas and I got upset.

I went on his Timeline and narrated the history of Nigeria which turned out to irritate and upset him. We exchanged words and I advised him to delete me off his friends list for life.

Sad, isn't it?

But life goes on. Thank God I m deleting bigot out of my life.

YOU SEE NOW!
SAD! IGBOs and ethnocentricism - self destruct.

At least he didn't rescind his statement. For that he has not desecrated his office as a Yoruba Oba.

HALF OF RIVERS STATE POLICE OFFICERS WILL RECEIVE IMMEDIATE REDEPLOYMENT TO YOBE, GOMBE, ADAMAWA, BORNO AND BENUE STATES AFTER MAY 29...

He's come again.

Is this a plea?!

I hope this is not what my people called 'ogorupo' news!

LeonMacJames:
u have absolutely no idea of what ua saying. And yes u don't need to be an engineer to know how a staircase is built. That picture is based on logical reasoning .so study the pic again and be logical about ur conclusion.

Oga, with due respect don't be deceived by how many LIKES you garnered. Everybody can be wrong including me.
THAT CAT WAS CLIMBING, PERIOD.

Emmyk:
The cat is coming down, pls.

The cat is climbing up.


PROOF:
You don't need to be an engineer to understand how a staircase is built:

The tread of the stairway is usually protruded outward beyond the vertical riser by 1 inch or treated specially against chipping off as it is here.

Also, the wall tile is usually placed vertically at the tip of the tread and the cat is facing it.

Look closely at the cat's forelimb, it is folded and raised, if it was coming down it would be stretched and dropped.

Finally, the angle between the landing and the flight that appeared on the picture is less than 180 degrees. Ideally, it should be more if it was coming down.

ayusco85:
I think the Igbos should respect their host, and try and do what will bring peace and peaceful co-existence. No one will go to Aba or Onitsha and try to claim relevance or drag rights with the true indigenes of those areas. Lagos belongs to the Yoruba's, like it or not.

#VoteNotFight
#OneNigeria
#Peace

Come to think of it, if the Igbos think Lagos is for all and not Yoruba land, then, one can also deduce that all tribes in Nigeria have equal rights in (and on) Lagos. Why are 'these people' speaking with loud mouths. There are Hausas in their millions in Agege, Mushin, Ketu, etc, etc, but they have most expectedly respected their host - the Yorubas, and kept the peace.

Raph Uwechue's book titled REFLECTION ON NIGERIAN CIVIL WAR is still fresh in my memory.

Every grand conspiracy begins with 'beer parlour' talks.

Can the Sardauna of Sokoto be wrong afterall ?!!! Well, election results will tell.

"From May 29, PDP will cease to be in control of all security agencies in this country including the court judgements. And Buhari will be enthroned to follow due process and uphold the rule of law"

THE ABOVE QUOTE MAKES SENSE!

Taylor86:
Amaechi u betrayed us d rivers ppl,

make sure u remain in abuja

after buharis tenure follow him to duara


Wike is waiting for u


what happened last Saturday will definitely repeat itself next Saturday




u will fail either by hook or crook

OK.

TELL WIKE TO PREPARE FOR THE WORST IN THE HANDS OF THE SAME MILITARY AND POLICE IF HE WINS.

MIND YOU, IT WILL BE SUICIDAL FOR WIKE AND PEJ TO ATTEMPT RIGGING AGAIN.

MAY 29 COUNTING DOWN..............

Akshow:
These are the facts........
GEJ met the Foreign Reserve at $47.7bn,
today it is $38.2bn.
GEJ met the Excess Crude Account at $20bn
today it is $1.8bn
GEJ met unemployment rate at 11.8%, today
it is 24%
GEJ met the Naira/Dollar rate at N140, today
it is N225
GEJ met recurrent expenditure at 62%, today
it is 86%
GEJ met our External Debt at $3.9bn, today it
is 9.3bn.
We have earned more in oil revenue under
GEJ but instead of him to save and shore up
our reserves, he depleted our reserves and
increased our debts.
And you say you want four more years of
HIM? *smh*

JEEZ!!

afolag:
take those shoes home to wait for ur daughter. .....its a case to settle at home.

If you do that, her fear for the worst may take her permanently to the streets.

In my opinion, you needn't go yourself, but get someone to confirm it. When she returns, calmly confront her with facts.

You may loose temper but don't spill.

Get you someone she so dearly respects to do her the counselling.

elantraceey:
Its not by force to get married abeg

If anyone you know has ever got stuck in traffic on his/her wedding day, ask what the experience was like.

You will 'sare kaba-kaba' with your entire wedding regalia to the venue.

May all conditions favour you on your own day.

The race out of ASO ROCK will indeed demand great physical fitness because EFCC, ICPC, CCB, NHRC, PCC, NPF, REFORMED DSS & ICJ will be on the pursuit of some malignant and obstinately corrupt elements, come May 29...

Abeg, this is a figment of my imagination.

AIT should also realise that the people who are doing business with them also have their political inclinations.

DOKPESI must begin to learn from history, he escaped ABACHA's hammer by a whisker & he's treading a similar path.

I can only wish him the best peradventure PDP loses.

Datsun - 1980-1984 --- yerinbeto (comot ya head make I spit)

Peugeot 404 - elemu geto (I don't know)

Any rickety car - azubike (push am from back)

On sighting the topic, I told myself it was Cricket. Scrolling through people's comments succinctly affirmed my position.

CRICKET IS SYNONYMOUS WITH BOREDOM.

Brandnew2:
I'm pressed with time with loads of other stuff to check in on sorry.
OP could have spared the epistle. He already got the images of the scene and a picture speaks more than a thousand words.

Ok.

Brandnew2:
I sincerely hope no life was lost.
The post is kinda long tho'.

WHAT'S LONG IN THAT POST?!

BUSYBRAIN2:
NO! Sorry to dissapoint

FOOL'S PARADISE!

I've been to one of the best resorts in the world. There were brooms. Broom is broom no matter the shape, size, make, operation mode or colour.

The dictionary definition of broom is not African.

The fact that the three friends got pregnant about the same time didn't mean that their plans played out. It's all circumstantial.

Even if they had married the same time, and onward, exercised their control over se.x and timing in their various matrimonial homes, they surely have no such control over conceptions.

"...time and chance happeneth to them all"

GOOD FOR THEM ANYWAYS.

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APRIL FOOL.

Sammiejokes:
I could feel the guy was a bit down after the attack, the guy tried sha he was professional, I trust some white folks, he might give it to him right there and damn the consequences

Like Piers Morgan of CNN.

BUSYBRAIN2:
Am just wondering how a matured God fearing human being will go around with bunches of broom shouting Change!

According to the Wikipedia, the first known reference to witches flying on broomsticks dates to 1453, confessed by the male witch Guillaume Edelin. The concept of a flying ointment used by witches appears at about the same time, recorded in 1456.

An African American wedding tradition incorporates the use of the broom. The custom is called ” jumping the broom”. The custom originates in marriages of slaves in the United States in the 19th century, but its revived popularity among African Americans is due to the 1976 novel Roots:

According to Broomshop.com, Wizards, magicians and magic have captured minds for centuries. Brooms have been associated with each. Here is a broom worthy of any wizard. It will bring magic into any child’s life. Spellbinding decorations remind us of past, present and wizards to be!

Today our change leaders carry this type of broom. The traditional Witch’s Broom is made of an ash handle and bristles from birch twigs. The twigs are tied onto the handle with thin pieces of willow wood. There have been a few written accounts of early Witch’s decorating their brooms with flowers of the season tied on with some type of decorative string or later using coloured ribbon. A practice that is resurrected today by modern Witches evident in a group of Political party in Nigeria called All Progressives Congress(APC)

Early Celtic pagans associated the broom with Fairies, possibly because of its relation to the wood and a common belief in forest spirits. Some stories tell of a Witch entering a forest and asking the Faeries to lead her way to the perfect tree where she can collect a staff for a broom. The idea is to enlist the help of the magical folk and ensure the enchantment of the broom once it has been fashioned.

The Witch’s broom is one of the few tools that are seen as a balance of Divine forces. It is both part of masculine energies (the phallic handle) and female energies (the bristles). Because of this, the broom was and still is commonly used in Hand fasting rituals (marriage ceremonies) Now seen in Political Parties. It is also used as a gate or door before a ritual space. A witch would draw a magical circle, enter the circle and then place the broom over the doorway to keep out unwanted energies or people as an example.

While being used for clearing an area for ritual work was the earliest use for a broom, it became an important tool for Witch’s during The Burning Times of Europe. During this era Witches would use a broom to hide one of their most important tools, the wand. It is also a tradition that brooms have been used by some as receptacles to harbour a particular spirit temporarily. This could be done to remove an unwanted spirit from one area and then release it far away in another place. Or it could be used to utilise the energy of a spirit for a specific spell when the broom is used as a wand.

A few ancient brooms have been discovered to have hidden compartments in the handle. These small hidden places held combinations of herbs, oils, feathers and a variety of other things thought to be part of a ritualistic spell. The hidden concoctions added to the energy of the intent that the broom was to be used for.

Today brooms are used by innocent Nigerians who are brain washed screaming for change they already had.
I plead with all our so called change agent to let’s us not follow multitude and do the wrong

Source: http://ibommobile.com/apc-broom-symbol-of-witchcraft-and-bad-omen-by-cavil-inwang/

Please answer this question: DO YOU HAVE ONE IN YOUR HOUSE?!

YES, DEFINITELY. CASE CLOSED.

STALE!!!

Everybody has a story;
Anyim Pius was once a destitute;
GEJ & Adeboye were once without shoes;
I was once (upon a time) without suits.


So what's the big deal!

This is sheer stup.dity laced with pride.

HUMAN SHIELDS.

NA WA O!

Blackett:
Yes.

It'll also amaze you what a washing machine can do. . .

If I throw all our dirty clothes in, all I do is press a button and her clothes will be washed and rinsed in minutes.

That isn't hard, is it?

Hmmm. Washing machine covereth multitude of 'sin'.

Quote1:
1. Jonathan
2. Sambo
3. Fayose
4. Patience
5. Mimiko
6. Obanikoro
7. Bode
8. Ogunlewe

Khai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God dey o.