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Jokes EtcRe: The Akpos Adventure - Post Only Akpos Story Here. Enjoy! by Nuezha(m): 4:22pm On Sep 21, 2012
dejustice: WHO IS AT FAULT?
Akpos walked into a political rally
and he saw
a young female journalist with a
badge on
...her breast region saying;
"PRESS"
...and he pressed.
GBOSA!
and she slapped him..
Abeg tel me, who's at fault?
Akpos was. Slap is too little!
RomanceRe: Am Pregnant With My Dad's Baby by Nuezha(m): 3:41pm On Sep 21, 2012
Incest!!!
PoliticsRe: Igbo Must Be President In 2015 – Orji Uzor Kalu by Nuezha(m): 1:07pm On Sep 21, 2012
The bane of Igbo presidency is disunity, distrust & over ambitious self-esteem. Even a toddler can predict that at the eve of the coming 2015 presidential election, the 'seemingly' coherent igbo would have violently splitted into 774 parts.
Don't crucify the prophet yet...
PoliticsRe: Ogun Halts Migration Of Fulani Herdsmen Into The State by Nuezha(m): 5:25pm On Sep 20, 2012
It's better ooo. A stitch in time prevents SHARIA WAR !!!
PoliticsRe: Sokoto Deports Over 150 Illegal Immigrants by Nuezha(m): 5:22pm On Sep 20, 2012
Giggles.......
If the Nigerian Customs want to really deport illegal immigrants, only a little more than 30% of the northern population will remain in Northern Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable To Date A Fellow Course Mate? by Nuezha(m): 4:49pm On Sep 19, 2012
Drsunnie: It's not advisable cos it makes you to live an artificial life , which will make u not to be focused
How do you meanhuh
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable To Date A Fellow Course Mate? by Nuezha(m): 4:46pm On Sep 19, 2012
[quote author=acidosis™]It is advisable to face your studies @ school.
Thanks[/quote]With all due respect u didn't really answer the question. We all know that schools are built for studies but dating knows no bounds.
PoliticsRe: JTF Raids Boko Haram Hideout, Recovers Ammunition & Gadgets by Nuezha(m): 4:00pm On Sep 19, 2012
Hmmm... Cutting a poisonous snake by half makes it even more brutal with bites; be sure the head is deathly bruised.
It's too early to jubilate, it's even more dangerous to go to sleep either.
The Righteous Shall Prosper.
PhonesRe: How To Identify Refurbished blackberry by Nuezha(m): 10:11pm On Sep 18, 2012
gambus007: If I wld advise go for Bold2,dose latest blackberrys r prblmatic,frm hardware to software prblm.crazy fones.common among curve4 nd bold5(rebootin,crashing,memory card prblm,etc)
What manner of mentality! My brand new curve4 is superb; no sneeze & it's 3months gone.
PhonesRe: How To Identify Refurbished blackberry by Nuezha(m): 10:06pm On Sep 18, 2012
I use curve 4 & I bought it from a reputable dealer outlet here in Abj for 45k some months ago. That logo is authe'. So far my phone has never coughed. U're home free dude!
RomanceRe: How To Overcome The Pains Of Distance Relationships by Nuezha(m): 5:09pm On Sep 18, 2012
I've been married for 3yrs. Wife 's an undergraduate student in one South-south university while I'm a postgraduate student in one North-west university.
There was no such thing as infidelity between us.
REASON: we love each other.
Love conquers all; I'm a living witness.
PoliticsRe: AIT Yanks Atiku Off The Air At Leadership Newspaper Award. by Nuezha(m): 4:21pm On Sep 18, 2012
Some accidents are so perfectly coincidental that it practically becomes so hard for any to plead a different cause. I'm not Atiku's fan but today, his speech swept me off my feet.
I hate no man but I pray it's an accident. No Judge pronounces a hard judgement on an accused criminal just because he once was his victim, but rather by the quantom or want of evidence before him.
Don't blame AIT or Atiku yet.
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Favourite Verse(s)/chapter(s) In The Bible? by Nuezha(m): 6:37am On Sep 18, 2012
Prov 27:7
The full soul loatheth the honeycomb; to the hungry soul every bitter thing is sweet.
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Girl by Nuezha(m): 6:18am On Sep 18, 2012
...You must be deaf to nagging
blind to other women
crippled to night crawling
controllable like a soup spoon
sleeping like a watchdog
waking up like a guard
available like a jobless man
dependable like a shotgun
disposable like a used cartrige
earning like a politician
loving like an obsessed teenager
...

No woman is satiable!!!
RomanceRe: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by Nuezha(m): 10:01pm On Sep 17, 2012
Greatest lie?! it's definately a bounce-back of the one you ever told. Truly it is.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Science More Accurate Than The Bible? by Nuezha(m):
As an undergraduate, I once hated my Bible-carrying friends cos many of them had chains of carryovers to clear while I boasted about with my Distinctions. What could be more meaningless to me then than the scriptures I hated to hear.
So, condeming the scriptures or its propounders (as many of us do today) was no bad hubby to me until now.
Readers this is not to convince, condemn or commend any but I tell you without mincing words, SCIENCE WAS BORN BY THE BIBLE!!!
WHAT IS SCIENCE? Intellect or intelligence possessed by a selected few to unveil the misteries locked down at creation -nothing new.
Can any be more scientific than Isaac Newton? -
The Bible was his guide to the truth, to WISDOM & UNDERSTANDING!
Wake up brethren.

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